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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Heh that's how I remember it
nasty times

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] <parp!>
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Looks a bit like
Andy Murray
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# only if Andy Murray had his mouth shut
which he never does.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(Testicles just for you, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
You've got red blue on you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# For all you bacon lovers
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# YOURDOINITWRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# bite my tit
threadsave attempt (warning: fresh content)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# now, for a very poorly-done animation, the I would not have otherwise posted

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Wow
It turns snowballs gay!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Those London prozzy phonebox cards get weirder every day
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# You want /links, not /board,
unless you took that photo yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Haha. What did you use for a face matching algorithm.
Just ignore me. FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I use my own
"if it takes longer than two minutes fuck it" algorithm.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] "Cam the Sham"...........may as well stick this in the compo landfill site :D
"c'mon Gordon,let someone else have a go"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] likewise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I'll drink to that!
*raises glass*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# In the bathroom earlier,
I figured out where the Conservative logo came from. It's the effect of wiping a steamed-up bathroom mirror. A bit of water dribbled down and pooled at the bottom of the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# That's strange.
There always seem to be CDCs on my mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Weird, that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# at least you didn't have Cameron's mugshot staring back at you...
..that must have been a relief
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Nick Clegg Elvis cover
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Top dorrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well get my hat trick...
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# The Clash!
*the click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# That's where Elvis nicked it from.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# the Clash?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# what the fuck have they done to him?
did he get sacked and re-hired as a bouncer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Looks like Bruce Forsythe without his moustache or toupee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# He's inviting you to GOCOMPARE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# If you don't ask Jeeves, he'll cut you like the slag you are..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
he'd be more popular if he talked like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I'm not sure he understood the question
He sent me off to a Yahoo question :(

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080628110142AAt4EnF
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# He understood perfectly. It was a "no".
He sent you to a competitor instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# awww
Poor Jeeves. That's the search engine equivalent of leaving a redirect on your mail after you've died.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Ask Jeeves was the best search of the 90s
until 1 day when it went total shit over night with only sponsored results
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# It's rubbish now that his evil twin has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# never used it
I'm a "Google kinda guy"...sexeh:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Sorry to TG in your thread Mr Dad and I know
I should know this.
How do you find a thread number or post number?
Ta for helps.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# hover over the little page icon at the top
or even click on it and the thread will open in its own tab
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# "appreciates*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# hover mouse at 1, thread number appears at 2
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# You blind fuck.
Hit ctrl and - a couple of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Apart from my PC, my massive monitor is probably the most expensive thing I own.
So I'm going to make sure it's as full as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# turn on "Spluffguard" whilst browsing
it helps
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# CTRL and scroll wheel is more fun
you can pretend you are having some kind of 70s SciFilm event going on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Now how did you know I would need a diagram ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# When I greeted him with a friendly 'What ho!'
He replied with information about ladies of the night! What a pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# dayum, dawg! Jeeves done got hawd!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# A guide to having fun with Tory junkmail


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(mattyboy (slight return), Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I get rid of all my unwanted 'matter' this way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# i used to do a similar thing with junkmail i received
fill the envelope with dead batteries and garlic paste and send!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# sounds like my kinda bomb
*gets to work*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I thought about that
But figured that anything considered as 'matter' might be considered more than mischief
(mattyboy (slight return), Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# This reminds me of when the BFSS had a freepost address.
After receiving a large number of housebricks, old car engines and the like, they stopped having a freepost address.
edit: british field sports society
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I trust you mean
www.bloodsports.org/ not www.bfss.org.uk

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Yes, the former.
Another anti-social tip, but less relevant these days:
Take a long piece of black paper or thin card the width of A4, feed into a fax machine and tape the ends together once it's in.
Dial the fax number of someone you don't like and watch as the black paper goes round and round, using all their expensive toner.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# ahaha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# haha
I wish faxing was more popular now.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# this is a tremendous idea
i shall start saving my teabags and eggshells
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# It might just be the beer talking, but I think I love you..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# 2% of all couples met on b3ta :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Black holes have less sucking power than those ads.
Truly dread, mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha I used to do that too, must get back in the habit
.
and on the subject of "call me Dave"

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# *fills with cement*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Sign them up for magazines subscriptions and free samples as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I once sent back flattened toilet roll tubes and empty crisp packets in a Freepost envelope
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# fills with dogs shit :D
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(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# i like this a lot!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# These chaps hatched yesterday in my garden

Current chick count = 4

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# best cfb eva'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Say whaaat?
edit/ blame cr3, it woz his code what done it guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# man, they're ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Feathery scrotums
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# but on the bright side
they'll be big enough to eat in a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# They look ready now...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# bit of tempura batter, hot oil, no problem!
i'd suggest serving them with a crisp green salad and hoi sin sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha awww
i gots me a kitten yesterday, its amaaaaaaaaazing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# haha
Now that's ART
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# You da man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
#
love this
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# *tweets*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# :D
Nice chiks
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# this will happen soon
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# It's obvious you're dahn sarf as
my young blackbirds are still eggs (about another week I think). Still awaiting return of our swallow family, April 13th last year.
If you'd like to compare notes pls gaz me. Oh and fuck off noob ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Miked Up
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Don't talk back.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# .kcab klat t'noD
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
#
N
E
V
E
R
!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
#
A L W A Y S
L
W
A
Y
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Alwaysbox.
A L W A Y S
L         Y
W         A
A         W
Y         L
S Y A W L A
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# SYAWLA
FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
#
L
I
A
F
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I'm UNFRIENDING you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Think in opposites . . . what is the reverse of fail . . . NIW !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# You sunk my battleship.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I've got peppermint lifesavers o O 0
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# You can't...................................................read the fine print.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# His plate looks a bit loose.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Loose plates sink lips !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Looshe platesh shink lipsh!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Yesh . . . what you shed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Rufus Hound?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# On the money !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# That occurred to me, too.
Where did he come from? Did he used to be a stand-up?
He suddenly seems to be all over the place and I'm not sure I understand why.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# if i was a man, i'd get that haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# If I was a woman . . . I'd follow you
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# i thought you already did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# My incognito has been outcognitoed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Trevor McDonald has got that news delivery down to a fine art :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Sort of . . . tongue in cerebellum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Furry sunglasses = the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Furriture is hairy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# nice haircut
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Fur Reals !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Cool!
Reminds me of this: www.cabaret.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sharmanka-cat.jpg

Oh, anyone within 500 miles of Glasgow should visit Sharmanka at it's new home because its ten kinds of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# That is rather ingenious stuff . . . right there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# The mouth and eyes move pretty much the same as your one up there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Cool !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Open Mike Night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# two wrongs

(Smash Monkey's idea)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# yay!
this deserves a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# "geroff,geroff"
...not you of course:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# For a moment there I thought it was Liz and Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# he won't get his hands on it
until her fingers stop moving for good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Arthritis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# king arthritis and the knights of the swollen knuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# they're tucked away safely at the mo

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# STOP WATCHING ME MASTURBATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# They're not WATCHING
they're Royally Approving :)
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# Liz is offering a hand?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# silk-covered for your pleasure
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# ha ha dear me...
I fear we could all possibly get locked in the tower for this conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Chooose meee!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# calling all guitar playing type folks
in a nutshell I need some help
I'm approaching another milestone age and now appear to want to learn to play the guitar.
I have owned an acoustic guitar for 20 years.
So far I have worked out which way up it goes.
It has 2 strings missing. I have ordered some new strings. I have also ordered some picks and Guitar for Dummies (yes I have)

Other than the fact that I clearly am a guitar-chump I have no other knowledge on this topic whatsoever. I don't know which string is which. I don't know one single chord. I can't read music (apparently not a problem). As Manuel said, 'I know nothing'

Any advice out there for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Turn volume to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# is the volume knob one of those 6 shiny ones at the thin end?
I love your pics - are they drawn and scanned?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Insert barrel of 357 into mouth...pull trigger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I've checked ebay
they are all out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# O.K.,...watch Star Wars IV...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# they were useless without Cliff
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# Dup-dup-dup-dup, do-da-dah, du-duh-la, du-duh-la, duh-duh..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Great Quartet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Best vests in the West.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Advice?
Don't eat yellow snow.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Is that a Shadows song
If so then that's a bit advanced for me - I can't even play Three Blind Mice yet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# How very dare you!
You have much to learn young jedi!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5Xeu3BEQk
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# *learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Guitar tends to have its own music notation.
Try looking up guitar lessons on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# good advice!
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=learn+guitar&aq=f
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# seek out bert weedon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# will I need a Ouija board?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# no
it seems that he is still alive, even if he is 90
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Shit, you mean he's real?
All these years I thought he'd been made up by The Great God Terry of Pratchett.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# who do you think he based blert wheedown on?
soul music is a great book, i'm currently rereading unseen academicals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# I'll drop a gaz your way.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Drop one my way too. I can play like 3 songs. Badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# i can play the violin
2 years it took me to learn how to play little brown jug.
still, got me out of double maths every week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# cheers sweetcheeks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Tune the strings till they sound right . . . strum pick and boogie !
♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# that hasn't been too succcessful a method so far
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# To tune strings:
using pliers to get a good grip, tighten as much as possible till just before they snap.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Yes...yes....and test them with your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# yeh - I snapped one the other day
it nearly took my eye out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Try this tuner . . . if you like . . .
www.guitarsocial.com/onlineguitartuner.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# that has become the first bookmark in my new Guitar folder!
nice - thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Right on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# I have a little magic box that tells me if my guitar is in tune or not.
And whether the string's too loose or tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I have ordered one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Sell Guitar,
buy baritone ukulele. Same tuning as the four smallest strings on a guitar, but easier to learn and easily applied to the full size guitar.
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I like your thinking
but not the getting-laughed-out-of-town bit of that idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Just waiting for the Mothership...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Mothership knows best :)
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# Phil in the square pot hole !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# It's getting ugly...eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# i wish i couldn't actually imagine her doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# A crowning achievement !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I knight you...Sir *chop*...Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Sir Chopsalot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] The truth.


Click for bigger (81 kb)
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I'd hate to think that Ray would vote Tory. He wouldn't, would he?

Click for a tiny bit bigger (198 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# LOOL

www.dailymotion.com/video/x6gwm8_prince-william-fucks-babies_fun
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# saw this on the news....
when he becomes king we offer our babies as sacrifice..at least it's not higher taxes!
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# he can fuck my kids as long as he doesn't fuck Smee!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Haha
I can't see why youtube banned the fillum, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# it's incredibly shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Well, yes,
but if that was a criteria, there would only be about 7 films on there.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# this
nutshell innit
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# PRINCE WILLIAM FUCKS BABYS!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# i should very much like eyes like his
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Noish! i lieks da eyyeeyeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# So, has he fallen to the Dark Side yet?
He seems a complete and utter barstool.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# nah
he's like the Jeremy Beadle of the jedi world, playing light hearted pranks across the land

(although not dressed as a traffic warden, and without the dodgy hand)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# that rhymed beautifully
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# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# This makes me beam with delight.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# That's a gymnasty pun.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I thought it brought balance to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# You're a bit good at these you
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Quite a lot of work went into this one
and I'm still not happy with it.

Cheers though!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# LOL :D
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Testing a tablet

just following the rules of getting a tablet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# cannot see pubes-cannot count pubes-cannot comment further at this stage..........
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# hahahaha!
I saw that story today. I don't believe it's the same bloke in the lardass photo.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# don't overdose
;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, I don't know what it means, but I think it should win
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Oh yeah
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# WON.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# VOTE SHARK
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# "Sexface for PM"
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# I wouldn't go that far.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Nice, but no bridge :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# yer this is a bit of good this is
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# You won...
...best crayon drawing by a child.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# book token on the way
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# Sah weeeeeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Amazing
This qualifies for this week’s AND last week’s image challenge. Well done Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! g_j_p, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Winna!
But too mature to be a real Tory logo
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Do the dance, do the dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# " ... and I think it's fair to say that every bloke in this office at one time or another has woken up at the crack of Dawn! Only joking ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I get up at the crack of dinner-time
:)
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# Go on. tell them who you thought the leader of Cuba was....
fray bentos.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha win.
"Hey - they asked me if I drink - do I drink? Do I drink?!"

"He drinks."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Look at this!
"Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs". Now you do not punish a girl, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.

If anything, they should be rewarded....

Noooooo! They should be equal!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# now that would be entertainment for the nation
...seein' him dance:D
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# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# haha
The Brownmeister General
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# "shoot"
*does mouth twitch*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# The similarities are amazing
both talentless cunts.....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Is it me
or does he look a lot like Duncan Bannatyne with that hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# crystal meth is grimmmm
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# KVLT

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# this on a T-shirt
:D
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# This on a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# both these on a T-shirt
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# and this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Needs more blur.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Thank you, The_Fiend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Tried one of these with some photos from GTI Spring Fest at Santa Pod, didn't turn out as i'd hoped but what the hey.

works better in IE
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Schitzo car is schitzo
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Chameleon car cannot make its mind up....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# that's cool
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# That works really quite well
but the speed it's going at in FF is certainly giving me a fit
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Haha that's pretty cool.
Mind if I slip this here - not enough work involved for it to warrant a new thread...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly Jew!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Owwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's made me laugh more than any of these have.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Coffee in keyboard and ALL OVER MY TWATING MONITOR!
/your a git/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# i've been waiting for this one!
I was going to do it, but could not remember the name of the video clip
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# That looks like it really, really hurt. Owwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# haha
the associated noise is 'FUMPH'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
BTW your Mandelson pic is currently adorning the gallery of some ridiculous Facebook group (if it's of any interest at all).

My word what a lengthy URL that is

One of the better comedy Facebook groups around though. Do they not think that this might be just a teeeensy bit of a bigger ask than Rage Against the Machine..?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Oh dear!
EDIT: They're a bit easily impressed over there, aren't they? Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# flip me fo real
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# FOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Nice one!
b3ta.com/board/10004660
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Gah! I know, didn't refresh properly or something.
I've been good, the job's going really well, just bought a new car today. First time i've been on in a good few months. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I figured as much.
It hasn't been coming to /board when you post a pic for a while now. I think robtoo is probably dead or something, that is why he hasn't fixed it.

I'm grand. Got a job last month, but haven't been given a start date yet which is annoying. Being paid since the day of the job offer though, so that's something. I haven't bought a new car today, as I don't have a driving license. I've been on lots in a good few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# cool:)

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# wahey...beep beep
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hehe Figaro cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# VN:D
(herman:D, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# IE's a good... He's Rappola good...
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Reminds me of that headache-inducing ad where parts of the car keep changing to other parts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Reminds me of Cyriaks (cars)-----Worthing sea-front with the teddy bears
..minus the teddy bears...and special-effects...oh!....and lots of other 'tings too
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I like that one
but then it's by cyriak, what's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Terrific.
(twattybanjo, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# gooode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# haha
Santa Pod on chav's day out is the single most reason to support eugenics.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Watch out, Pasanonic has an opinion.
It's a hobby, get over yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# not good for headaches
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Looks the same
In IE & Firefox

IE 8.0.7600.16385 64bit that is.

You haven't been avoiding updating to IE 8 I hope? For every person who still uses old versions of IE, twenty web designers hang themselves.

Ace gif by the way! Would make for a cool music vid style. Cliiiiicks.

Edit: Incidentally, every time a person opens IE, a kitten bursts into flames. (A different kitten obviously, jeez.)
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)

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