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# Hello I am a dragon and I came to wish Smash Monkey a happy b3taday.
PHWARGH! Now give me virgins and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Sorry, all out of virgins. How's some camembert instead?

Nice one, ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:11, archived)
# \o
I have virgins!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Would you lend me some?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# aaaahahahaha
suddenly i hope that's where suicide bombers end up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Lies!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# did you see down there
where i apologised for not replying to you both?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Nope
I'll look it up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# it's in a reply to wobbly bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Seen it now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i am now going to suggest dragons as the next image challenge
feel free to click my suggestion, i feel that a week of dragons may help me get over my obsession ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Give us a link then
I'd happily vote for that. Fuck yeah dragons
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# i don't know how
i tried once, but it didn't work. it's at the top of the image challenge suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post717144
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# thanks, mu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Found it, voted.

it'll probably be ignored again, mind you
Let's use this link to campaign for a Better Challenge: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post717144
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
#
have s
am a
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# mu
stop being nasty :D
oi mu do you have facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Not that I'd admit to on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# yaaaay!
are his scales made of steel and pewter? they look awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Very happy candles Smash! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Merry candle occasion!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# it is a good occasion, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# quo cake!
or quake, whichever you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# :D
If dragons are made of metal, it ought to be fucking bismuth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# HOLY SHIT IT'S BISMUTH!
that stuff is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Holy fucking shit!

hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Hello I am a dragon and I came
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# very rude shada
very rude

how are you :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# raar i stick a fiery finger down my froat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# i like your dragon
it is like a puppy, only fiercer
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Ha ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Has he got a haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Is Ross the bottom left as we look at it?

*What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# sorry i didn't reply to you and mediocre before
but i abandoned my computer to watch anthony bourdain eating some very weird foods
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# *Fwaps a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# perv
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# I am abstaining from the image challenge on the grounds that Ross Kemp
is a complete twat and is not worth my time. Why the fuck are b3ta giving this man publicity?

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 7 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Don't blame me
I didn't vote
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Here here
Im going to vote with my feet and kick the fuck out of David Cameron should I ever get within swinging distance.

That really is all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 7 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I voted
was going to vote tory, but the bit in the manifesto about "an enormous sphere of death pointed at alderaan" put me off a bit
(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# good call
you don't want to vote for alderaan reasons
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 7 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I meant in the b3ta image challenge
but ok yeah that too
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# why not be nasty then
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# It's all a bit "meh" for non british people these past few weeks anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# If you ask me we should send all the forrins back to whichever bits of the internet they came from!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# In alphabetical order!
Aardvarks first!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# oink!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
# He said nothing but nice things about you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Because of his lovely bald head.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Is it captian Picard!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# David Nixon?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# The Dome Game
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Does he look like a bitch?

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I don't get it?

Twat / Twat... Twat / Twat... Twat / Twat... Twat / Twat... Twat / Twat... Twat / Twat.......
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
#


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(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Your not a newbie are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
#
Indeed I am a newbie
(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Well welcome then...
Pull up a mediocre and shop a Mu
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# be gentle

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I think people with tiny faces should be exported out of the country

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# You're as bad as the BNP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I am BNP!*

Born Naked & Panceless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
#
listen mate, I'm just a good hard working Britain, and these tiny faced bastards are going too far
(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# People with small faces is now our only growth industry
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
#
I believe we need to introduce an arbitrary cap on the shrinking of faces, say 100,000 a year.

bring tiny faces back to the levels of the early 90s
(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Perhaps we could pay people £150 a year not to have tiny faces
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Yes, make them wear caps to partially cover their small faces
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Personally I'm an advocate of the 'facially-attached large magnifying glass' answer to this, very real, problem.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Facially attached magnifying glasses are only a temporary solution
we can't rely on these flimsy contraption based policies to pull us through the worst recession since the 30s
(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# And won't somebody think of all the tiny burnt faces on any bright sunny day

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# I will think of them, as a tiny tear rolls down my proportionally enormous cheek from my tiny eyes
(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# I am sorry for your lots

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# What about people with tiny faeces?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Not a problem I'm familiar with

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Their situation is a little bit crap
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Even with a small face
I hate him
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 7 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Hello
I, err [jaw thing in miniature] would like, err, to congratulate [jaw thing in miniature] err, Mr Cameron on, err, a well-run [jaw thing in miniature] campaign.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:11, archived)
# is this yours?
Did you shop this?
Well, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# haha
welcome, but dont post 2 threads at once :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
apologies friend
(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# This is very similar to Nigel Farage's new policy
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha you loon!
Welcome, newbie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
is this yours?
Did you shop this?
Well, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
#
yes I did
(straw_hat and the floating eye of death, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Doctor Whore


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Edit: I couldn't find the font anywhere, so I had to use the one from the Godfather, which fit reasonably well. I reckon the font was made in-house for the program, but does anyone know if it exists as a font?
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Doctor Whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Dr Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# doctor whore ow
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# NURSE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# is she one?
i thought she was an actress?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Dr .Phwoar?
What a saucy minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:23, archived)
# OW

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I want her.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 7 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I will sell her to you. Gaz me £50 and she's yours!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Would :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# what a crackin pair o'pins!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# i so would...she's lully
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# MASSIVE SWING TO 2 CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:D :D :D :D :D :D *drinks more*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# yeah
congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit - outdrinks The Fiend!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# ahaha im tipsy/pissed already
been drinking vodka for ages

/future alky
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Oooooooh yeah . . . Chunder all ya want !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Well done... For this great achievement, you can have a McDonald's Burger!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Nice one... But does in tile?

*It took twating ages to get my two images to line up so the cock got splattered and the blood ran down as sauce between the Burger and the bun.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:28, archived)
# That's what she said?
(. Y . ), Fri 7 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Ooh, a fresh one. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# You're right
this IS spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Sadly I've been too busy to make something properly awesome.
I'm saving it for my 10,000th now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I'll look forward to it in another 2 years, 11 months and 6 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Oh crap, is that how much of my life I've wasted on here?
I'm going to burn my computer right now!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Ok, maybe I'll wait until after my b3taday. Wouldn't want to miss all my presents!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# You have got me presents, right?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# MU?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Yaaaay.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Heh, congrats

you lightweight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Thanks!
oldtimer
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Congrats matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# lol..............milestone merriment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I love big round numbers
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# congrats :DD
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# chhhuuuuuunnnnnndddddeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrssssss!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# This is disturbing and entertaining
and quite clickable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Amazing . . . keep it locked and forget the combonation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Meh
Those locks are easy to pick...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Yeah . . . but how about that thing under the dome ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Given a choice
would you pick that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Ice pick . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Alright puro
hows things? this is very well done *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# :D
Things have assumed a rosy glow.
*rolls another one*
How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# things have assumed a blurry glow to e
*drinks another one*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# *raises glass in general direction*
Sheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Haha, well shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# ARF................top job:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:24, archived)
# haha.....
Nicely shopped.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I'll get the garlic

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The Kemp And Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# shes got the eye for you:D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# 20/20
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i knew this was you before i even scrolled down :)
ooohh, bourdain is on, back in an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# We can dance if we wanna . . .
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Hey, happy b3taday the Smash Monkey!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Have - Would

EDIT: Sorry I dropped this " n't " on the first bit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# I hope it was good for you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# haha...that's dilatefully hatsand
..now where's the hatstand click button:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Keep; it under the hat !
`▓
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# mentals
have you seen that movie? with jessica alba in it? is it scary?
(the source that you got the eye from)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Have not . . . I shall look into it though !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Why is it always vibrating in your pictures?
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Cause I'm a bit shaky myself /\\/ \/\/\/
Kiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt *\/*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Aye aye ayeeee

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# You read the chart correctly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Eyecetera eyecetera eyecetera!!
Do you have Ross Kemp in America, or did you have to google him to find out who he was?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Not over here . . . eye had to b3ta him to find out all eye needed to know . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# how this never FP'd is beyond belief :D
MASTERPIECE!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# I liked your version better
www.b3ta.com/board/9902063
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# ^ This FP'd IT :D
click click click click click click click click
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Haha ....
Epic...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# EEPS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# D U C K !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# That's pretty horrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
oh, he looks so much better like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# YAY...........HAPPY ONE :D.............hope you're drinking shenslessly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# i am drinking coffee
but i now want to play mariokart!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Damn you!
*switches wii on*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# gamecube, man
i'm going old school
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Oh God. My friends in Exeter just sit around smoking weed and playing the same oval track on double dash over and over again.
The 'turn right' buttons on all their controllers are worn out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# baby park
wario coliseum is far superior, as is rainbow road
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Have some dragon cake to go with your coffee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# dragon AND cake?
why, valin, you spoil me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Happy b3taday Smash Monkey!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# That is happy!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Haha..
Tyrossosaurus!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Kempsognathus
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# verossiraptor
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Haha......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# RRRAAAARRRRR:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# You... you bred Kemps?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# WHERE'D THE GOAT GO?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# hahah alright elvis?

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Boy gonna get raped
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# up & running....
like a headless chicken:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# That is one period that I would not want to park !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Haha, 'period'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# petrol was a lot cheaper though
or was it BP....before petrol:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# /groan
...
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It's oil good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# That's tar-ible
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I like the way he is balancing a caterpillar on his head
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9901006
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Get Back !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# :DDD
not a gif :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I did an obvious re-hash which I'm just workin' on
same title:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Another sketch.


Click for bigger (142 kb)
More stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# bathing in beetroot leaves unsightly stains
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I knooooow...
They should put a warning on those things.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# they should
but the vinegar tightens the skin so well!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Yay candles......
I'v got no dragon.... but you can be the first to have this.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# stollen!
haven't had that for years!
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# You can make it into soup!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
# stollen soup? that's just nasty!
i'll stick to pork, carrot and lentil, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# That's just being plain fussy!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# but it's so tasty!
and it's already defrosting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# If you can't wait that long.....Just crush it up....
And have a pork and lentil sorbet..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Have more cake!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# i really shouldn't, it'll make me fat
then again......
*scoffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Nicely styles.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# In the hood with a hood in the brotherhood !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Really nice.
So many things I like about this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# danger hairnets!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# and top drawing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# damn your talent
:D awesome
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# There had to be a secret reason for his comments

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I'm sure that it's equally as scary either way round.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I went to france once
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# i have no idea who these people are
something tells me i should be pleased by this fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Well I'm with you.
I actually feel quite smug!
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# hooray for feeling smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# ohhhhh
Happy candle!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I got chew babe . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# shouldn't even gratify that massive TWAT
with a photoshopped image, what a fucking idiot. CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
#


Click for bigger (220 kb)
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# he totally needed to lose weight
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# He really did, can't even see the bones in his arms!
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# he also gained more hair and better eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# He has special orange glasses that work as sunglasses and glasses, some superhero stuff.
or because he's polish
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# fucking showoff with his orange superhero specs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha awesome - FP now please
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# thanks
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
#

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Is it bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
#
(Teh Machine, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# oh, if only
good noob. stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# How many dragons have you had today smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# not a fucking one!
except the one you did last night. i am most disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# nobody loves me :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I do
ROAR (dragon impression)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# yay!
*skughugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# That's not true . . . HAPPY DAY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# wheee! sexy men!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# WOO :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Oww....
You got one full of ladies too?!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Workin' on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# The medium of rare . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha......
Excellent......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
Thanks for being nice about my first post guys :)
(Teh Machine, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Ha!
Subtle..

unless I'm plain stupid, in which case it's obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Haha, took me a little while.
I'm a bit slow today after staying up late watching the miserableness
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Probably been done
but i do so love a well groomed beard

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Noel Cleggmonds!
I prefer to think of the political situation as more like "Wheel of fish". Not a great analogy but more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuZVpEsPx8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# It's Cat Stevens!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# ello
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# How hatstand!
And most Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I hate imaginary ale
:D
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Ah, a nice glass of square root beer.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Complex ale is a good band name.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# It comes in six flavours; up, down, top, bottom, charm and strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# not just complex then,
but special and unitary, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# stella
:D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:47, archived)
# goddamn hippy beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha, foo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# : D ha ha
good one
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Not quick, a bit shit, but I like it
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# i would like to see this made into a series
probably on bravo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Street Hawk bravo :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCItnKrXvMM
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# woo!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Which reminds me of this ¬
The best ever!

* Watch till the end!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# arf!
You're right!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# hahahaha
I once saw him at a Cambridge Utd match... he was joining in with all the chants and songs, he was "shouting" 'I'm going home in a fucking ambulance'
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:23, archived)
# De-lurking for a lil' bit o' politics
..and my crappy image:



If anyone wants to do a decent version, I think this needs to be seen by as many people as possible.

/Re-lurks
//Pissed off with voting
(mungo_spanner, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# How many seats should the BNP get?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# A folding plastic seat in the broom cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# one chair, preferably electric
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Well. Let's work this out.
They got 1.9% of the vote, which, under a pure proportional representation system, would give them... 12 seats.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# can they all be electric?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# all 650 of them,
and the button is in a special fortress in the middle of each constituency, and if the locals manage to storm the place they are entitled to press it during a televised debate.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# The entire election should be one giant caputure the flag event.
One flag for each seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# With none of this
girly 'virtual' ammo, either...

(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# i fully endorse this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# The problem with accurately representing everyone is that a lot of people are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# 65. About a medium size coach.
Then we can set it on fire and drive them off a cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Some table I saw (of which I am unsure what method of PR used) calculated around 10 or 12 seats for them.
It's a fair cop if the electorate want them, plus it'd be good to put them on the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# The electorate are stupid and democracy doesn't work very well
Just an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# If it were STV they'd probably still not get any,
I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Well am I right in understanding that the STV system is only a shade better than AV and FPTP?
I'm trying to sort out an opinion on PR, because I've yet to hear a bad argument against it that isn't a bit all "We don't want them in".
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# How about "PR is bad beecause no-one understands it?"
Actually, I quite like the Additional Member System we have here in Scotland, but I don't know how much of the electorate understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Yeah that argument I'm aware of as well, but isn't thst basically another way of saying that the electorate are stupid?
I mean I'm happy to cast aspersions and deliver an opinion about a wide group of people, but when I have seen how preferential voting systems work, it doesn't seem that hard to grasp.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Well my argument against it is that MPs are supposed to represent the views of their constituents in parliament.
Any system where you choose by party instead of by candidate means, essentially, NO representation. The parties tell YOU what you have to stand for, not the other way round.

Under some forms of PR the party gets to draw up a list of candidates and the ones at the top get priority for any seats that whole party wins, so you really have no choice who represents you, only which party. They could put some cunt like Mandelson at #1, for instance, and if they won any seats at all he'd get in. That's pretty rotten, if you ask me.

EDIT: why has it made "#1" into a link? Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# But don't people vote for party allegiances now anyway as opposed to voting in a nice person for their MP?
I mean mine's an ineffectual pratt, but it hasn't halted Labour from winning again or the Conservatives's equally useless tosser from getting a large share of the votes either, which works out because my constituency used to be a Tory stronghold.

And if this is being naive ignore it as so, but what if ideally this representation were to be taken up by an elected Upper House?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# They do,
but that's the problem that needs fixing, in my mind. Personally, I think all MPs should be independent. That way the electorate would have to find out something about who they were voting for.

My problem with an elected upper house is that if both houses are chosen by the same means, then having two of them is really quite redundant. There has to be some institutionalised reason why the upper house would ever send a piece of legislation back for review, and there have been quite a few pieces of legislation that have been sent back for review lately that damn well needed sending back. On the whole, I pretty much agree with everything the House of Lords ever says and does and it would be a sorry tale if they ever got reduced to little more than an uncritical shadow of the commons.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# "A curious statistic: Oxford's combined vote: LD: 41087 Con: 33633 Lab: 27937. One Con MP, one Lab MP."
sourced off bbc news, via DailyInfoOxford on twitter
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# hmm,
I wonder what the results would be like if constituencies were allowed to overlap somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# 326
that'd be funny. imagine the rioting.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# It depends how many people vote for them.
I can't decide if the chance of them getting MPs would discourage protest voters or encourage more to vote for them.
Still, small price to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# 4 years, 4 months. 25 messages
do more :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
# In what universe is 29.1 so much smaller than 23?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# it isn't.
look. it goes higher up the graph.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Oh, haha, I'm such an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# I'm annoyed too
but that graph is frankly awful
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:42, archived)
# sadly yes, it's crap
- that's what happens when you cut & paste excel graphs into paint shop pro while the kids are all whining about dinner

Hence my plea for someone with actual talent to do a nice job with logos and everything so that some newspaper will nick it
(mungo_spanner, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# brian is borked
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Any b3tans coming tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# That's a rather personal question
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# in my gob obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# No, your ass first, then your gob.
Then, if I have any left, in your ass again.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Lose points for reptition
What about his ears?
(Cheddar George, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# all orifices are openly available
apart from my urethra - that's "my" place
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# PREPARE FOR DOCKING
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Are you saying I've got a small cock?
Or are you saying he has big ear canals?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# A little bit of column A...
A little bit of column B.
(Cheddar George, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Didn't Brown say he'd support a referendum on electoral reform if the Lib Dems made a deal with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Presuming they were unable to set a deal with the conservatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# and if they can't...
Labour and Lib Dem put together still don't make for a majority.
So they'd better sort something out.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# The television told me that the Conservatives and Ulster would have enough seats for overall majority.
But that was working with the exit poll. I'm not even entirely sure who Ulster are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Now *that* would be bullshit
I'm no raving patriotic loony, but the Tories having a majority on the basis of the support of some barely-elected Norn Irelander makes absolutely no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:14, archived)
# and there still aren't enough seats in the whole of Northern Ireland,
Unionist or otherwise, to make up a majority with the Conservatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I think the poll said the conservatives would get 306ish and that Ulster would have 20ish.
I don't know. I might have imagined the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# There are only 18 seats in Northern Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# The television lied to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# well according to this, anyway
news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/election2010/results/region/6.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# It was a prediction and heresay I think.
The Conservatives were scouting for potential aid in a minority government situation.. or just any allies so they wouldn't have to deal with the Lib Dems. Little did they expect a non sectarian party to win a seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Prediction and heresay aside,
they couldn't possibly win 20 seats because there are only 18 seats.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I won 15 seats in a raffle once.
It's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:30, archived)
# as long as there were only 13 seats to be won
you could be on to something. call cameron and tell him you've solved it. with that kind of a scoop you could get on the board of directors for newscorp or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# It was DUP.
They traditionally side with the Tories in votes but with the actual result it's not enough.
(Cheddar George, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I don't get how this works now. Why do the conservatives get first shot at making a deal?
If Clegg is Kingmaker, surely he'd just try to make it work with whoever suits his own agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Cos he said before that whoever got the biggest mandate to govern would be allowed first go.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I thought this. But Nick Robinson pointed out that
Clegg said the first to "seek" to form a government, ie. he talks to the Tories first but then could just go to Labour to actually form a coalition.

As long as he has talks with them first he's kept his word says Nick.
(Cheddar George, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# He's said himself,
the party with the most seats gets the first go.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Loathe as I am to admit it, and befucked as our system is,
letting the largest party try to form a government does make the most sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# How about Labour and Conservative making a coalition?
Then they could say "Ha ha screw you Clegg".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:20, archived)
# They could have Cameron as PM,
with Brown back as Chancellor of the Exchequer, and Clegg as Home Secretary. That would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# One big happy family, working together to right wrongs and make us all happy and doing what we want and serving the people
That would be lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# This would be amusing, but completely unworkable. Mainly as the chairs won't allow it.
They're all green and set for adversarial discourse. Not working together.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:24, archived)
# They could redecorate the whole house of commons. In nice pastels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Gothic revival and pastels don't do.
It'd be like moving Notre Dame to Miami and painting it blue. And then Quasimodo does a line or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:32, archived)
# A bit of plasterboard'll cover up that goffic for ya, no worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Ahahaha, the whole election would have been like a race at a school for special children.
EVERYONE'S A WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Except for poor Nick Griffin,
who has to sit in the naughty corner and think about what he's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:30, archived)
# But seriously... the whole point of politics, as far as I can tell from watching it on television,
is to disagree with absolutely everything the other person is saying. Sitting and discussing problems and coming up with the best solutions, no matter who suggested it? MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:32, archived)
# The purpose of the opposition is to oppose.
It's a public school debating society thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Well to play the devil's advocate..
Having an opposition to provide doubt and alternative suggestions isn't an unwise move. It's where it gets to public school turn flinging standards that it doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Oh. That makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# it still wouldnt make 326 seats
anything between labour and liberal would be on the basis of support from the welsh and scottish nationalists. eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I'll take a stroll through the drizzel to see the missogs
(sinister, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# coming coming coming coming soon :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# ha ha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:17, archived)
# i'm so bored of this whole election
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# There was an election?
Odd, there was nothing about it on the TV...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# cbeebies aren't very political
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:29, archived)
# good
more election for me
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# you can have it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Evening
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Good evenings
I think he fancies me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# You are on his A list !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Iain Duncan Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Alfred E Kempcock
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I wish my name ended with cock
Griffy Savalcock

it has a a ring to it.
a cockring
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# That would be quite the ding dong !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Griffy Savecock would sound better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# More frugal too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# That's what I thought. It has some character to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Stiffy Gaycock
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Kempcock?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# That's stretching it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# STRETCH ARMSTRONG DONG
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Coming out on DVD !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# cock
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Yes, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Good Evening to you :D
stella time :D
(herman:D, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Bottoms up . . . and . . . . down the hatch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:02, archived)

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