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# Ridin' the short bus...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:32, archived)
# oops
Sorry for posting right on top, you weren't there when I began.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:34, archived)
# That's no zamboni!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 May 2010, 3:14, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 9 May 2010, 3:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:13, archived)
# Needs more redshirts!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 9 May 2010, 6:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 9 May 2010, 7:48, archived)
# I have discovered why black beans give me heartburn
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# this is awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Hey tits!
Subscribed to your youtubey thingies. the iphone game looks promising! I'm meant to be helpin a games dev mate with a similar project soon...

p.s. change your name back to Tits :p
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:22, archived)
# yo
sweet, thanks. Is coming along well at the mo, maybe 3 months off : D
how's yours going? can be hard work lol : P
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Not really started yet...
But should be soon. I'm meant to be doing some of the artwork and most of the animation but I'm a total virgin to animation for games. Are you doing all of it yourself or is it a group effort? Your 3d stuff is coming along remarkably well!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:32, archived)
# A group effort...
Coders.. and I do sound and art : )
get going on it I'd say, we're taking a while as we all have day jobs. Sooner you get it out the better : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Yarrrrr
It's difficult when I'm not sure where to start... BAH but I'm making excuses! Would you mind if I asked you some questions about technique some-time? Not tonight though cos it's stupid-o-clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Alex Comfort writes...
Would you mind if I asked you some questions about technique some-time?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:45, archived)
# cooooo. Not sure about his hair though!
Makes him look like like the bassist of an indie band :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# He is clearly a member of KISS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:21, archived)
# *Columbo style head slap*
How could I not have made that connection before? I blame the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:25, archived)
# That's a hell of a tonsil tickler
he's got there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 May 2010, 3:12, archived)
# This is quite lovely

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 May 2010, 7:37, archived)
# Nice
woo:D
(herman:D, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Giger's Necrorossikemp
(MonkeySpunkMoped, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Nice.
Probably the best first post here for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# apart from
last week when the guys first post went straight to the front page.
this is very good too though. a lot better that my poor efforts
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I missed that.
I've been trying to stay away b3ta and have a life. Doing ok till yesterday, then it went a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Did you watch Alien Resurrection today too then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Saw 5 mins of it tonight...
But I worked on the playstation game of Alien Resurrection for over two years, so for obvious reasons I can't watch that film ever, ever, ever again. cheers for all the nice comments :)
(MonkeySpunkMoped, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Oh very good...
nicely executed, great idea...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:10, archived)
# nicely done
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 May 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 May 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:14, archived)
# Nicely done:D
(herman:D, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# nicey one
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Misery Cat : D

...more to come...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:45, archived)
# This has the potential to be very disturbing indeed
I look forward to the rest :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Why are you posting fat kemp in such an old thread?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:02, archived)
# it was shit and not worth a new one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Awesome
much much awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:52, archived)
# ahahaha
I love the way you take so much care on such silly anims.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# You still owe me catacle rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I have not forgot about that
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Neither have I.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# I can see
you're like a memory Hitler or something
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Despite that cat being the filthiest cat ever
He is worming his way into my heart.

I hope he doesn't attack the man's legs with a sledghammer. I'd go off him then.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:58, archived)
# worming, pfft
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:59, archived)
# That's right. You hope he ::doesn't:: attack the man's legs with a sledgehammer.
Well I hope ::nothing:: sexy happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:03, archived)
# : I
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:26, archived)
# haha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaaaa!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
This sort of filth belongs on the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:22, archived)
# hahaha
this is quality
but i can't help thinking that his little catty willy looks like it's had the top 10mm or so cleaved off...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:58, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
ah you sick little puppy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 May 2010, 3:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:15, archived)
# *click*
*lick*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha:DDDD
clickclick
(herman:D, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Dirty Kitty
Again, well done Sir - Click
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Genuine hungover laughter there

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:45, archived)
# the best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] They really enjoy their trips to the countryside
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# "lubed up" & ready to roll
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:39, archived)
# She doesn't look to happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:46, archived)
# She has to walk home alone :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
# lol
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:46, archived)
# There's a lesson in there..................... somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Yes.
Let it be a lesson for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Ooooer!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Wow..... I just solved the Da Vinci Code I think
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# future generations will find this & know the truth
oil bet on it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# The whole world is one big groovy place - Austin Powers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
that expression is going to haunt me!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Nice windshield!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Ross Kemp in Where's my torso!
But extra points for putting Bratz dolls at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
# arf....also in................."Where's my tenner"?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Cloning With Ross
This week: The Fear of Failure


Cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:01, archived)
# hahhaha!
teh fear etc
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Not a good dream.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# "containment"is the key here
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# escapees
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# : D
I like
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ross kemp on tv


seemed like a better idea in my head. i think all the talk of squatting earlier on the board has got to me...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I like when Asian girls squat.
(I hope that's my quote for the week!)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Having a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# gon lad
currrrrrl one off
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# hey...we've got one o' those
on top of our telly....we polish him often:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] See the difference?

(I blame Tribs for the idea)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# needs fat kemp
lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Is he fat or just husky?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] nope, that concept is not needed..
see :~p


(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:45, archived)
# arf...........needs more bikini in the top one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I didn't say it was a good Summer Kemp.
edit* know what's funny though?...He looks more tense on vacation, and more relaxed in his military gear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# haha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# It wouldn't leave my head...
...NOW I'M FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I dun a painting of me dad


Click for bigger (172 kb)

I made it as a birthday present for me mum (we lost me dad in 2005)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Nice :)
Is your dad Johnathon King?
(Curse of the Cuttlefish, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Only in the kiddy diddlying kind of way
(looks up to heaven) sorry dad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# : (
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# *thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Good work
Is your dad Frank Carson?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Only in the crap jokes kind of way
(looks up to heaven) *smiles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# All the best Dads tell crap jokes
Universal Law no.8565
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Sorry to depress the mood but
you're right. Literally the last thing he said to me was a joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# superb
rip dad.....same here:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# *thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# ^ this
(herman:D, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Good work!
Is your dad Reg Holdsworth?
(Cold Turkey Skag free since, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Only in the dating Rita Fairclough kinda way
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Thats
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# that's pretty cool that is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Good Work!
Is your dad Roger Ebert?

I give it a thumbs up!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Only in the (*wikipedias Roger Ebert) film critic kinda way
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 9 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# that's awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Nicely done mate.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# oh deer
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# *sets charcoal fire underneath*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:33, archived)
# mmmmmm
gymnastissoried!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Might wanna skin him first.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# *turns it upside down*
limbo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I often ask myself: "How low can you go?"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# me too
apparently pretty low, cant limbo though :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# This is the lowest I'll go...

Ha ha...I dirty up a Mu girl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
#
girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:10, archived)
# best way to enter....
*runs*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:43, archived)
# *hat swat*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# ooooooooo deer :D
(herman:D, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Now she's stuck...she needs a buck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:23, archived)
# His dome doth shine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# POPETASTIC :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# AWESOMS !!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:11, archived)
# AWESOME YEAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:13, archived)
# thassa most awesumist dog eva!
see? i'm still home with downies
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Tasty shreds!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:28, archived)
# yay
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Oil slick my arse

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Ewww, how crude
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Oil Sick!
too much re-fried beans
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I would agree with anything from a man called Pedro :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# lacist! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Haha
Needs more Sombrero
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:22, archived)
# haha, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# There was a spillage at the local wind farm...
reports coming in that the local wildlife is enjoying the breeze!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Eek! A giant mexican!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Jolly Bean Giant
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Surf Boy and his dog will get him!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:38, archived)
# A cock and
a hard place
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Eww
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# it's ok
he washes it regularly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# O_0
I always thought he was more "cavalier" than roundhead
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Brings a new meaning to "Hug a hoody"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Having shopped a few cocks in my time
it's pretty grim work having to use the lasso tool on penises.
(apologies to anyone who likes penises)
Edit: Must be worse having to tattie shop David Cameron though
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:19, archived)
# oh i thought that was a mushroom...
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Oh oh...you've been surfing again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:30, archived)
# I dun a thing


Tried my hand at oils, wasn't happy with the result, so filtered the hell out of it!
(trickyric, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# If in doubt, filter it out!
This is beautiful.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# what does it look like without the filters?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# this
unfortunately, having filtered it, it just looks like you filtered a photo.
filters have their place, but look too filtery if applied to the whole image
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# bit pants, never really done any painting before


hear what you say about over filtering
(trickyric, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I much prefer this one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# ^ me too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# i do also
but you missed the eyes, but as i am a nice guy i have put them in for you.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ^ me four
(I'm geometrically progressing)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# me eight?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# You ate what?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# sixteen
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Doen't look very oily!
I like the building.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# that's cool
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# WOW
this is much better
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Ooh you liar! "never really done any painting before" indeed!!
If I might make a couple of suggestions...

Objects far away appear washed out. "desaturated" is the technical term. Put a little more white in your paint when doing distant objects. Conversely, objects up closer will usually seem brighter and more colourful. Objects far away have little detail but close ones have more. Your image looks a bit odd because the saturation isn't varied and all depth layers have a similar level of detail. You may also care to add some detail to the ground; the woman appears to be floating in front of a vertical grey surface at the moment :-)

Despite the advice, it's an awesome painting and I wish I had that level of skill. I'm limited to photo retouching and montage at the moment :)

I put your image through PS. I desaturated the bit of mountain at the back and brightened the woman and the flowerbed. Already I think there's a greater sense of depth to the picture. Hope you don't mind the critique!


(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 9 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
# critique is most welcome
Thanks for the retouch. The floor was originally a kind of patchy stone work, but i didn't like it, so i scrubbed it out. Good thing about oils is i can leave it for a bit and come back to it fresh! I really do struggle to get any real detail into it as my hand is just not steady enough. It is really a fun learning experience though, as i hadn't picked up a paint brush since i was a kid at school.
(trickyric, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Pretty thing!
Go on though, what does it look like unfiltered?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# If you insist
(trickyric, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# continuing on from one of my previous points
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I bet you don't like Coco Pops either
Stupid dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Putting coco pops in milk turns the milk chocolatey.
What does putting rice krispies in chocolate milk do?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# why do you keep bringing coco pops up, you know they dont like them.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# You need to underline the "am" for added effect.
Also: I lol'd at your dinosaur love-hugging my one earlier, but I was not around to say so.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# haha
he just wanted to be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I don't bring Coco Pops up
I happily digest them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
# You can't be a dinosaur twice in one day!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:44, archived)
# best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
# I dont really know myself

Boredom does strange things
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Are the Sun still trotting out the "squatting thing"?
'Cos leaving the country without a prime minister for an indefinite period isn't really in everyone's interests. By all means sling him out once it looks like we'll get a goverment.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# indeed


straight off the website. i lol'd
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Sat 8 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
# He's not squatting.
it's his duty to remain there until another government is formed.

More bull from Mad Murdoch!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# he's a bullionaire
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I still say meritocracy, followed by a CrystalMethocracy is the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Good subject.
Have a half-day holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Every day is a holiday to me
Can I have some chocolate instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Oh, go on then.
A good Monarch should pass laws that are likely to be obeyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Quite an apt title for you
"Monarch" is the codename for trauma-based mind control.
nesara.insights2.org/Monarch.html

Lady Gaga is one of the most famous subjects of Monarch.
vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:27, archived)

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