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# Tonight I will mostly be getting a new fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Sieg Heil, Hitler bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hitler bunny is swastika shaped*
*a bit
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# The true brains behind the Nazi regime finally revealed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Fetch...
The Holy Hand Grenade
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# DtH drew this and I animated it

it has the same teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# ha ha ha *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 14 May 2010, 7:32, archived)
# first of the summer whine
(Zoidaroid, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Maggie Batty. And in Tory blue as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# haha
my god I'm glad they stopped making LOTSW, that and Allo Allo
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# top shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# *glees*
Could someone do me a favour. If you're in the London area could you try and access BBC iplayer and see if you can stream?
Had problems for the last 2 hours.
FIne one everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# works for me...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# cheers mate.
In the end I went to my IPS's site and they said there were issues. TUrned off router for 20 mins and all was OK.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The Science Of A Good Burger. Piece Of Piss Really.
(The Moop, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# This is clearly SCIENCE
And I'll have extra eyeballs in my Big Mac, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Its supposed to be fake science
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# yes!
I think he needs the FAQ nazis to come round!
(waxdart hello., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Need another line for
"brings all the boys to the yard" after Milkshakes
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# * resists the urge to pearoast 'cock burger'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Trufax*
*lies
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Really?
Out explain all the porn out there.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# T-shirt this now!
/click-clack
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# What is the facination with blow jobs?
Quite frankly, they're ridiculous. Why not just have sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
#

*stunned silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# That'll be the face-rape
Not such a fan of blows jobs NOW are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# pfft


*stunned and shocked silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Well I only logged on to check the pics
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I always find I get more than I bargained for on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Girls don't have tongues in their vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# This is true
but does it really make that much of a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# this does beg an obvious question...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ...
?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# you've never had one then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# If I'm thinking what I think you're thinking
then yeah. But I don't prefer it to the main event. More as an amuse bouche ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# oh indeed
fair's fair!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Well this is a conversation I didn't think I'd be having today
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# we have all learned from this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# they do in the vids I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# that involves effort
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# This is probably the truest answer so far
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# oral worship
(both ways) is a temporary transition of power, due to the converse nature of minimal effort/maximum reward and the face/sex organs. In a loving relationship it is the ultimate act of giving yourself to your lover; in a purely physical relationship it is the domination/degredation that people get off on.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# lol blowjorbs
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# What's the difference between and egg and a blow job ?
You can beat an egg.
(Prince of Prance, Thu 13 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# An ex colleague of mine
once had a girlfriend who believed that semen keeps your teeth white.

He did very little to disabuse her of this notion.

She had very white teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 13 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Brand new true from the world of real science don't argue me god boy.


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(midnightbeast, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I'm learning so much this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# This all makes perfect sense!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# It all becomes clear!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# i catch all the pens.


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I sometime wonder what you are on...

But whatever it is, I LOVE IT! *clicks

PS: Why is her piece of string tucked behind the horizon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# You fucking racist.
He spent ALL DAY on that, and now you've gone and ruined it. RUINED IT!

*throws computer on floor and runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# * gets his sketch pad out to start drawing under Vags tears
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Emo Fags
In watercolour
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Whoop!
Including Vags wetness FTW
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha
"Vags wetness"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# *20 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# haha whut?
i dont know what youre talking about ;p
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# You nija'd!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# What did you use for bait ?
Tracing paper ?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# stationery just really likes being in boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Sooperdave is sooper!
You need to complete the alphabet so I can purchase the pics off you and decorate my niece's bedroom with them!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# ya mon.
when its completed i will be selling it as a set in a stylish box. im reckoning theyll also be a bonus pack that costs more with specially designed t-shirts with Y is for Your name t-shirts added in. So keep an eye out.

should be in the next couple of months.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *sooperglue's self to website*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# That's long wee so here's a long wooo.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# One eye lookin at ya, one eye lookin for ya ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# That where all my pens went! Dammit!
PS Where are the ocelots?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# the problem with ocelots is
i dont know what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# ah i do now.
looks like a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] New nasa photograph
(redflame, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Smile!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# is that steven hawking?
(waxdart hello., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Scared of the Dark


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My Childhood in Haiku
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# This is how I feel
all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# like Neil Kinnock made of plaster?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# More like Michael Aspel made of string.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Steve Davis with a slab of toffee on his head?
Although the jumper is a bit colourful
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
#
me, too. i just wanted to appear cool at first, as if I'd overcome my childhood fears...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] How the earth is formed...


OK, I'll go away and think about what I've done
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *snort*
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Don't look at the Mantelpiece...
while your poking Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# There's no atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPLk5mJ1D4
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# this time next year Cleggers
we're not gonna be millionaires

(Zoidaroid, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha, blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Luverlyjuberly!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Top Notch lol
Cushty
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Targets sharks attack


(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# *awaits horse pics*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# A horse, you say?
Neigh worries!


(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I recognise that slipper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Aw, fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# is the first one a guy in a banana costume?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
The third one is a depressed cow's head
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks to BBD for source :)

/the FT headline proved apt too...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# well seeing as you went to all that effort ;D
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Make the tea Ern.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# RUGGITH!!!
Well worth waiting for
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# wahaaaayyy !
hahahahah
(Zoidaroid, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# oooh matron !
(Zoidaroid, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# hurrah!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Anything with Morecambe and Wise gets my click!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# cheers fella, finally got it out of my head :)
/which is more than can be said for Minnie Riperton
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Nicely done!
Have a click for monumental effort! :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha just as I expected. Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# why do they have pool tables in prisons?
It's like a ready supply of weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# That's nothing!
In one documentary I saw, the prisoners had a swimming pool full of mud to play in!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I think I saw that documentary
was that the one about the deprived women's prison where they could only afford loincloths for the prisoners?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Those poor, poor girls :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Mmm, zesty!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Cross Section of the earth
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Is that
Philadelphia and marmalade?

*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# dunno
looks more like egg white, which has gotta be worse
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Dulux OneCoat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Sanitary towel / miscarriage combo.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
*puke*
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The Awful Poo Lady


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This was me being mischevious a couple of years ago - I left the bottle above on the nutritionism shelf in boots. The label reads:

Baroness* G McK’s
Finest Quality Venezualan Snake Oil

Guaranteed** effective against all forms of illness of the body, spirit and aura including, but not limited to, dropsy, the plague, creeping death, the Spon, itchy rash, womens issues, naval fluff, stumpy toes, chronic credulity and imagined electrosensitivity syndrome disorder.

“It cured my twitchy flickers”

*Not a Baroness
**Not a Guarantee


EDIT Curse my inability to get the picture right........
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# does it cure uncropped pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ooh, you naughty boy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
#

















.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# this ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
#































.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Your cropping skills are excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# everyone on here is going to stab you in the eye
(likeajackhammer, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
#
stab bum
eye bum
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
#
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# It can help you if your naval is full of seamen
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Ha!
Baroness!

Top marks for effort. I am currently cursing my unimaginative brain as I can't come up with anything to shop
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# this also ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I have slipped into some sort of parallel universe of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
(happytortoise, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# How much is that LibDem in the window...?
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I recognise that source ;)
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/67054/1270334009/bobo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# fucking hell, he's angry
this is all ace... although I've never tasted Buckfast.
It was all Thunderbird and 20/20 when i were a lad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# me too, and Merrydown cider by the flagon!
which was the stronger one - the red Thunderbird or the Blue one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I was part of the alcopop generation
Couldn't stomach the cider shite
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I was there when Diamond White was invented
I blamed it for a lot of things.
I even got my uni bar to start selling it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# K
fucking hell...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I honestly dont know
On the cider front, we used to partake of Mendip Magic, and the occassional flagon of Thatcher's Original Orange Vinegary Stinky Juice, if we all chipped in and had someone with a car who'd go and get it for us
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I'm so glad you made up 'Thatcher's Original Orange Vinegary Stinky Juice'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Thunderbird was nasty..20/20 urgh
*shudder*

/ jakies drink connoisseur blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# 20/20
The alcopop for REAL men teenage boys
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# it came in about 9 flavours as I recall
all in a hip-flask shaped bottle.

The company I now work for used to distribute it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I can recall a couple
by only by colour

Orange, green, red... blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# yip - those were the flavours!
it was things like watemelon, grape and other odd ones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Watneys Party Seven FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# how fucking old are you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# {ö,ö}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
#
◎ܫ◎
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Q.O

* I love Maddie, best of all the hostages
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Pssstttt..

how do you do those?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I copy and paste them!
its all unicode magic apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Trys
B C D E F G H

EDIT: Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I used to have a Watneys Red barrel keyring
but I didn't actually know what it was until a few years back, by which time I'd lost it.

Probably worth something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# it'd be worth more if your car key's attached to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Grrrrr!
Buckfast SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# you sure he's angry Prodge?
or is he just gurning it up at Phantasia?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# 'ave it!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry]


The earth is actually flat as this top-secret nasa image reveals. It just feels spherical. I had some more science to back it up but my lolcat ate it
(ShortStormTrooper, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Did you actually make this?
If yes, Woo!
If no, Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
#
www.tineye.com/search/ca25a98efeb374b182df14ea5f463e143159ffae
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# what fresh lunacy is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# No baseball cap
No dice, not Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# it's the 'You didn't make this did you' image search
TinEye addon for FF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Mainly Boo!, then...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# It has given me an idea though
just as soon as I finish what I need to do this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# That's the second time today that one of my posts has given someone else an idea.
I'm clearly a very inspiring chap at the moment. I only wish I could inspire myself a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# that gives me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Shameless plug
for my Holes at the Poles page. With real NASA imagery!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ... joined at the hip, its Dave and Nick!
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# this whole situation is massively weird
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# That's what they all say.
But they learn in the end.

Oh yes.

They all learn in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# what, cos the Tories are actually proposing sensible things
and have ditched most of the toff-friendly policies they had?

Sounds fucking ace to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# haha
it's just weird, not necessarily bad

but then I have an innate distrust of a) Tories, b) politicians and c) everything
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# oh, entirely this
For me, it's like when I saw Die Hard 4.
I expected to be shit, and it wasn't, so I thought it was good.

As in that case, time may prove me wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# "We go together like rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom"

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Bruce Willis misquotes that so badly in Die Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Yay
boing boing boing... to infinity
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# most awesome
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I LOVE this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Smug Crumps
Looked just like Ant and Dec on TV last night.
Puke-worthy blem-boyz
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] quick 'n shit*
Photobucket

*took longer than it really should've
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# made me chuckle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
then my work is truely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Needs more toats ("toast" as they called it in those days)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Rigtig juice
From the gall bladder of the Rigtig. A distant relative of the Haggis.

Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# was thinking
i should've used blue & white stripey orange juice, which as everyone one knows, comes from people that die in tanning salons
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Noon the /board!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Groatation!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] That awful poo lady (inspired by Ben Goldacre)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Fucking bitch. I hate that woman.
At least do some proper science - like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Doesn't she always promote "Spirulina", too?
(And in a way that makes you wonder why we're not all dead from Spirulina Difficiency...)

What the galloping fuck is it?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# it's a cheese spread in a tube isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# With its miracle intraoral cheese applicator
For that cheese tang on-the-go!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Made of spuriousness and semolina.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# seaweed
you smoke it on a boat
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# it's green stuff out of the sea that tastes absolutely vile
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# As opposed to
the chicken parfait I'm eating. nom nom nom

Though 90g of the stuff is more than it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:40, archived)

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