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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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Now as much as I love animals....
It wouldn't take a moments hesitation for me to boot this over the fence into the next door neighbours garden! Creepy little lump.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:01,
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*feeds after midnight*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:02,
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Is that water in the background?
*shuffles backwards*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:03,
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aaaaaargh
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:03,
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gah!
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Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:06,
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my precious......
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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Fake! No ring.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:05,
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introducing...Roonaldo
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mutters mutters ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:57,
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http://snipurl.com/letmewin
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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someone needs to give him a hand with that belt or he'll never get it off
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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....*checks*.......
Nope, I'm still not gay. Well, that clears that up then ;)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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what about now?
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:02,
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mmmgggghh...Borderline, but still resisiting.
but those adverts are really very good.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:05,
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not even if he got you tickets to that thing you love
and the tickets were then diamonds?
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:06,
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if the tickets turned into diamonds, how would you get into the thing you loved?
he hasnt thought it through
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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*ugh* that horse just turned me gay
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:32,
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WRONG.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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I knew I'd seen him somewhere before...
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Marillion's Marble Loo loo loo, I got some apples ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:53,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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That Linx nicely together :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:00,
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*SPANG*
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Troo Troo Barney McGrew ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:03,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:06,
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...
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:48,
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Very good, squire
:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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Bad luck mate ;)
I was rooting for you lot
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:06,
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she looks a right bitch
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:50,
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time has not been kind to her..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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That's not time, that's being coralled by radical Islamists
or maybe time
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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or perhaps time travelling radical Islamists?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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1885?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:02,
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fuck!
*hides*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:55,
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is that
Jizz on her face?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:26,
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i really doubt it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:30,
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twattybanjo ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:07,
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eek!
just leave howard alone
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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ahahaha
harsh but fair :D
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:13,
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eek
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:50,
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Yikes!!!
:D:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:51,
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haha
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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Marty!
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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E-gads!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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eyegor!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:35,
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eye eye :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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Yay!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:43,
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hehe
what a strange looking man he was
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:44,
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And so they wait....
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:12,
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They're carrying
Ninja starsiers. Or something.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:13,
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Pfft.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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hehe
fly my pretties
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:15,
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that's what they do
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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Plotting hideousness and fiendish stuff
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:22,
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Yey...
They look so cute with their swimming goggles and snorkels..
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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'Ola! 'Ola! Vicente
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:12,
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yes. That's the one
should be Ola Ola though.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:13,
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Damn!
[edited]
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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cant a man a moustache these days without being the butt of internet jokes?
also: OOOOHHhhh Reneeeeee
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:14,
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And they all lived ever after
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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What a slut.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:11,
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Yeah,
he is a bit.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:22,
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^ What she is
is said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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I took "water features" to mean something else completely.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:12,
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I did write 'water sports' originally
but decided that, despite the clean interpretation, it would probably be too close to the wind for the generally family-friendly stuff on my site.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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That's how it always goes, iznit?
Compromising your art to please your audience.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:24,
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Not for me. I'm totally uncompromising in the art I produce.
It's just coincidental that I do low-brow, lightweight, unchallenging early-evening stuff that bears no real significance.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:25,
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It's how it always goes :(
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:16,
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:D
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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haha
I thought the punchline would be that they broke up cause she had 7,000 babies
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:07,
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I've seen that octopus somewhere before?
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:00,
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Kodos or Kang?
*edit* not a tarsier?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:02,
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The third one whose name no one ever remembers.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:02,
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Serak the Preparer
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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World Cup challenge is still open. God knows why.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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yes!
let him do the lottery next.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:02,
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:)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:03,
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excellent.
'Think it and b3ta will already have done it.'
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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to be fair, I've only just done it :)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:09,
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I salute your speediness, sir.
And while I'm about it, your indefatigability.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:12,
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Iker Iker An Nay
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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Hahahaha...
*Click* :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:13,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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haha
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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this is exactly how it happened
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:25,
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Musta bindun
Was going to add a pic of Moat lying dead with the "Ed the head" Tizer head lying nearby, Tizer pouring forth from the (missing) top of his head, but it actually made me feel a bit sick.
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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I think that tazers are bad.
There, I have said it.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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what about tizer?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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That Lilting Foreign Brogue of Yours
I was talking to a friend of a friend of mine in a bar a weekend or two ago and I had a struggle with his deaf guy accent. Well, that was until I found out that, because of the noise in the pub masking his brogue from me, he wasn’t deaf at all – he just had the heaviest Scottish accent I’ve ever heard. Imagine how the lovechild of Billy Connolly & Rab C. fuckin’ Nesbitt would sound and you’ll be somewhere around where this guys voice was. And to think, I can remember at least two occasions where I pub-shouted him in super slow-motion that “YOU. ARE . REALLY. GOOD. AT. LIP. READING. MIKEY.” all the while gesticulating wildly like I was playing charades in a burning house. He must think I’m an utter spastic. More of this bollocks over at Wheel Spinning Hamster Dead. .
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wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:22,
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I work with Scots
this is ALL true
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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I never noticed how similar the accents were
until that time in the pub. What is UP with that. This changes *everything*. Well, changes something at least.
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wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25,
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I hope you reminded him
Andy Murray is British only when he's winning.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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Yeah...
cos Scots really care about tennis.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47,
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I like our Australian cousins
For introducing us to the fact that Emma Chuzit isn't, in fact, a quaint Dickensian character, but rather an enquiry as to the cost of something.From Bill Bryson
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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Haha
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wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:27,
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What about Fuggistoo Dear?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:19,
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I'm putting you on my list of english wankers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:30,
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Are you going to post it in your profile and on the board?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:35,
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na..I'm not a fat headed ginger tit
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:37,
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As much as I didn't like the guy
It's pretty sad to see him break down like that in the international media. I hope he's a bit more peaceful in the next life.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:52,
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haha. Quite.
'sfunny - I never have any trouble with "really heavy" English accents.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:36,
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indeed
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:37,
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youve clearly never been to somerset
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:41,
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^What er said
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49,
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There's a certain accent
Cornwall, I think - that is absolute gibberish to me. The again, I'm from Cork in the Isle of Paddy. My accent sounds like Roy Keane crossed with a Rastafarian. I can't talk about accents. (You wouldn't make out what I was saying anyway).
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wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:55,
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Or darkest Yorkshire. Or Newcastle.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:58,
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yes I arve
and Yorkshire, Newcastle, all over Engerland in fact. Understand them all. (I was gong to add 'unfortunately' but I'm not that petty).
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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"arve" for "have"
is Hame Kineties, not Zummerzet.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:03,
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good point.
Clearly I am pish at typing accents.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:07,
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I'm not sure I can forgive you for this.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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oh go on go on go on
go on
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:15,
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Oh alright then.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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Does a Scot regard any Englishman as anything but?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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no just those ones!
*points*
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:17,
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I am deaf (with a hearing aid)
And i have a brummie accent. Can i have that girl's number? She has a beeeg teeeets
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:31,
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I can pretend to be that girl
I don;t have bangin' tits though.
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wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:53,
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b3ta appears to be mellowing
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:36,
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You haven't experienced a truly impenetrable Scottish accent
until you've spoken to someone from rural Aberdeenshire.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49,
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Ah, those were they days...
Birdwatching on Cumbrae, trying to explain what I was looking at with every reply being "Whassat, pal?"
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:55,
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Never been, but they must be reasonably civilised?
What with being only a short boat trip from Glasgow? Or do they all have six fingers and disturbing stares?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:59,
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I saw a pretty bird the other day Colonel, what was it?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:02,
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No, really, what was it?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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:(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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It was a Jay.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:01,
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I don't know. :(
What did it look like?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:16,
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Greater spotted woodpecker
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:25,
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Sorry, am I missing something here?
Why would you try and converse with a Scotsman?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:07,
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He was right there
It was either that or converse with a mad Russian that looked like he had a knife in his pocket.
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wheelspinninghamsterdead www.wshd.net ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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beep beep
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:19,
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yes!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:20,
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if he turns out to be one of the lizard overlords
then I for one will not stand in his way
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:21,
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Bwahahahahaha
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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Hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:39,
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:D
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:44,
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hardcore
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:22,
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Seamless!
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Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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You didn't need to delete, you know, you could have just edited your post.
Who's the guy?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08,
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I think....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicente_del_Bosque If you touch him, he falls over, like a broken weeble
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Saner ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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? But he's Spanish....
and isn't Dolmio "meant" to be Italian?.... Am I over thinking this?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:11,
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THEY IS ALL FORRINS
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:12,
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damn forigns invading are cuntry
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Saner ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:13,
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capello is busy
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:15,
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hah, indeed.
It's just a lookey likey thing, and I've heard Spanish people like tomatoes.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:17,
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Racist.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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could be
i thought it was Fritzl!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:14,
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Josep Frizl's
Wiener Schnitzel
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:21,
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How the fuck does a weeble get broken?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:16,
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stamp on its wobbly bottom
much as the Dutch tried to do
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:17,
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Dunno but I see plenty of them laying about after falling down on Fri / Sat nights. They all wobble and then fall down, unlike working ones.
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Saner ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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Oh, it's a foopball thing, then?
I thought all that was over.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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Fred De Leter.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:36,
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FUCKING WEDNESDAY STOP ASKING ME ALREADY.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08,
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MorRISons.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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it's right after chicken tonight night
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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I used to have a chicken tonight night
in the 90s I was married then
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:17,
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Never, I wouldn't give the horrible gloopy emulsified fake flavoured muck any shelf room.
...oh and who is he?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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^This
The illusion of processed food. Just as easy to whip up most sauces freshly from scratch.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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some of them can be a bit tricky.
but bolognese is an absolute piece of piss. Whack everything in, cook for 2 hours, done.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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2 hours? Fuck me that's an epic Spag Bol!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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Try cooking it for 2 hours, it tastes fucking amazing.
Ive seen recipes that say cook it for 5, adding water when neccesary.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:30,
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I'll give it a go :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:31,
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Cook it for two hours
the night before you eat it then warm it up next day - even better!
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twattybanjo ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:40,
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2 hours MINIMUNM for me
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:34,
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some guy who was on the televisual device a bit last night
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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that's the stuff
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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TJ
have you seen who's turned up on /links?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:22,
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The Pope? Dr Kildare?
Who damn it? Who?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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The jar has no corner
Like the dirty Dutch ratbags.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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not any fackin more, i tell thee
im a ragu man - dont like big fuck-off chunks o' tomatoes in my pasta sauce. As for the bloke? I dunno? Saddam with no hair? I guess its a soccerball thing?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:32,
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It is indeed a soccerball thing
One of the people i was watching the game with insisted on making a joke about how the spanish manager looked like the cartoon off the dolmio advert EVERY time he was on the screen. Next up: visual puns on Klose, perhaps getting closer to something. Oh no wait, the footballs over and no one cares anymore. Sorry.
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Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:45,
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Are there any soccerball players with the surname Faraway?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:59,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:59,
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these are getting weirder
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:00,
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Pffft.
Needs more Hillsborough.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:00,
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Oooof!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:01,
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Too Soon!
maybe in 10 minutes time
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:35,
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Hahah!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:01,
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ha ha. I'm not knocking this down so I'll put this here.
WITH APOLOGIES TO JTAH
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:01,
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Hahahahaha!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:02,
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Hahaha!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:03,
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Hahaha
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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ha!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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Ahahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:15,
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Hahaha!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:06,
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That poster is evil.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:02,
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the one-eyed beast :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:22,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:51,
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* Joins in
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:53,
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Beautiful.
:D *clicks*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:53,
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hahaha
Grand! *joins Prince stalking jockeys across the savannah*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:54,
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Hahahaha...
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:54,
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loverly
*click*
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:55,
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Hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:55,
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I'm sure the (dramtic) back-story to this all leads up to the fact that who ever loses the contest...
DIES
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:57,
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Wonderful.
A homage to Big Train?
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08,
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Yeah...I stole the idea...I admit it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:01,
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One of the best sketches
Hardly funny at all (beyond the original concept) yet so perfect in its parody of sports commentary.
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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think ,
Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:38,
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\o/
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:08,
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O_O
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:19,
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hahahahaha..................................an absolute GEM
simple & fantastic :D edit:"c'mon mods-do IT":)))
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25,
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*starting to hold breath.......................................NOW!*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:02,
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hahaha :D
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Shada ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25,
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Yay for Big Train
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:37,
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Ahh, Big Train, I think.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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Nice one
You fat handed twat!
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The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word. ,
Tue 13 Jul 2010, 1:43,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:47,
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Thats terrifying!
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Saner ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:48,
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in a sexy way
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:49,
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ahahaha
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:49,
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Real animated gif Monday?
Arf.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:49,
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You are so disturbed.
It's people like you who are responsible for Aphex Twin videos, I'll wager.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:50,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:52,
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Awww man! That's awesome
Did you take that with your new camera? Also - beer needs sorting out.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:58,
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Completely sythentic* sky and a bit of blended tracing ashually
I seem to recall us having a slightly p*ssed conversation about the Chrysler building, hence thought you might like...* rendered separately Edit: And yes - beer does need sorting out!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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Fuckin' ell, JPG!
In that case I not only doff my hat to you, but bow at the waist and request you take one of my hareem for your pleasure.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:15,
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Ooooh, Ta!
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:23,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:53,
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I could never make that and not puke.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:52,
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^ Lilly Allen?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:52,
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Bloody Nora!!!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:55,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:56,
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Heston Blooming-heck?
...scary-woo.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:01,
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No need, man.
No need at all.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:09,
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glhlglhlglhlglhlglhlglhgl..
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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fucking hell!
Ima cleeeck that. That mouth gives me teh fears
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:34,
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twattybanjo ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:57,
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Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D *clicks*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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super
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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Hahahaha...
Brilliant! :D *Click*
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:00,
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WYH!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:03,
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He fucking loves that barrier.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:05,
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Hahah:D
Click
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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Must be rush hour.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:52,
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WIN:D:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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Dot Lincoln
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:56,
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Hallo Ninj!
That looks like the missing link... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:57,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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haha
dear god!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:05,
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Soon to be assassinated by John Wilkes Beale.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:27,
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Nice :D
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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wth
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:53,
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But apart from Nick stealing your fag money...
how was the play?
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:04,
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BEAUTIFUL!!....they should make an episode outta this
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:28,
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Eeeep!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:55,
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Hahahaha...
Hiya Moleypoos, how's you? :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:56,
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Groovy baby. You?
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:57,
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No too bad ta!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01,
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yay!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:00,
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Hahahaha
My cat destroyed a new toy in about 10 seconds last night Vicious little cunt
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:17,
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Hahahaha:D
Click
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herman:D ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:43,
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You meanie.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:53,
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I WANT DIN DINS
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:00,
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