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# They really would never have lasted during the punk era...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Pigeons with taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Wow
A birdpoop concert in twenty ten sounds memorable. Like when there was that band who sang that song about being rained on at Glastonbury and it started raining. I wasn't there or anything and I don't remember who they are but I guess they were popular for a while.

Kings of Leon should have had a song ready about being showered with birdpoop.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# They do - It's called Use Somebody
I've been roaming around, I was looking down at all I see
Painted faces fill the places I can't reach
You know that I could use somebody
You know that I could use somebody

Someone like you and all you know and how you speak
Countless lovers under cover of the street
You know that I could use somebody
You know that I could use somebody
Someone like you

Off in the night while you live it up I'm off to sleep
Waging wars to shake the poet and the beat
I hope it's gonna make you notice
I hope it's gonna make you notice

Someone like me, someone like me
Someone like me, somebody

I'm ready now, I'm ready now
I'm ready now, I'm ready now
I'm ready now, I'm ready now
I'm ready now

Someone like you, somebody
Someone like you, somebody
Someone like you, somebody

I've been roaming around, I was looking down at all I see
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
#
"Opening acts The Postelles and The Stills had also come off stage after their sets were covered in excrement" makes it sound as if the point of their act was to get their sets covered in shit, and once they'd achieved that, they went off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Some sort of perverted musical shit club
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# easy boy..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I approve of this
but only if they get to take turns being the horsey.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# we're gonna need a faster rhino
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# LANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# the red panda is moonwalking
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
✓
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)
# WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Welcome to Jaaazz Cluuub.

More of my stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Niiiiiiice!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# hehe excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# This is delightful
(as always)
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Very nice, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Spastic fantastic
I don't blow. I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I like this.
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# That's fantastic.
Yesterday I remembered the fp you got of the guy taking a skin-emptying dump, and started laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# That's an ancient one.
Although could do with a reworking, with added gruesome detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# *PROONT*
© Gilbert Shelton
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# *obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# HON K
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ah yes
was this a request? I'd been expecting something instrument related.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Yeah.
But alas, I am tardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Must have inhaled.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# ha ha
bizarre


and WOO
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:28, archived)
# And what's the first rule of Jaaazz Cluuub?
Woo to the image, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:35, archived)
# The spice must flow
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# human words cannot describe this picture
so I will use a new language that I have just invented

fafadsgdsgia9g839 eg943tu342tgk 33j3oo shit 2041u2r12j hot blllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# only the slow blade will enter the shield
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# James May?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# James May became a sandworm in the later books
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Pit Crew Of Dune
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# road travellor of dune
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# The movie was meant to launch sting's acting career but instead it just spawned a spinoff show about cars
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:17, archived)
# He was acting?
I thought he was just put there to confuse me. I didn't like that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# His lacklustre performance caused the rise of Jeremby Clarkston.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Oh fuck
*off to play with chainsaws"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Cosmic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# To the Guardian it goes!!
...go on...

Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# This shape reminds me of this...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# The Empire sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# He sucked first!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I wondered how he cleaned up afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# impressive piece of kit
Anyone else hear about this
www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/26/billy-goat-duffed-115875-22440587/

Hiker Walter Kaiser, 59, ended up in hospital after tumbling 50ft when he was hit by a falling mountain goat in Filzmoos, Austria. The goat was unhurt.

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Kerrrrrazzzy as it sounds......
I think that being hit by falling mountain goats is not as rare an occurence as you might believe. I mean I'm not suggesting it happens hourly, daily, or even weekly. But I have heard of it happening a few times before now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# not very good as mountain goats if they fall off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Do you need a Han with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# My word!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Jenny Sarlacc was always my favourite..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# baggy fannied old bints?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Am i crazy...
...or?

(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *hears cantina music*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *Should hear Arrakeen music*
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# *still hears cantina music*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# He's not fucking smart enough.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# 'hears concertina music'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# *hears stylophone music*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# *hears dead people
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I get by.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# are you questioning his film knowledge?
if only you knew :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Once Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes start playing, they aint stopping :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Despite the fact they were never on Arrakis?
*realises terrible mistake*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# it's only Toto
Edit: With a bit of Brian Eno thrown in for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# He who controls the Comprehensive Spending Review controls the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# there is only Old Spice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Let's see...one's a corrupt, mutated evil being intent on achieving a total stranglehold on the universe...
and the other's a Guild Navigator?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# mmm... spicy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Needs more cows
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)
# It's a bit rude to just repost his picture
without doing anything to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# The Legend of Hoarding Bear

Junk or sex? A terribly tough call for anyone, let alone a hoarding bear...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I choose option C
Junk in the trunk. You cover both A and B then
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# fixed
Junk spunk in the her trunk. You cover both A and B then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Inspired as ever
and YAY! We finally have a board of today stuff!!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Why not to get
chained married.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
#
fyi - this is loosely based on a true story of two bears I knew, but they weren't grizzlies, they were polar bears. sorry for misleading anyone, just wanted to clear that up.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# the bear in the pic is brown leading me to believe this is about an Ursus arctos or Brown bear
There are several recognized subspecies within the brown bear species. In North America, two types are generally recognized, the coastal brown bear and the inland grizzly, and the two types could broadly define all brown bear subspecies. Grizzlies weigh as little as 350 lb (159 kg) in Yukon, while a brown bear, living on a steady, nutritious diet of spawning salmon, from Coastal Alaska and Russia can weigh 1500 lb (682 kg). The exact number of overall brown subspecies remains in debate.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Polar, soon they'll have nowhere to hoard anything...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
#
they could eat the eskimos then use their igloos for themselves....or will they melt, too?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Nah, give the bears speedboats confiscated from Somali pirates.
That'll sort it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Is that
George Bluth?
(brandt, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
the bald head is actually gorbachev - he has the scar but you can't see it in this pic...good call tho
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# After looking at her........
I'll keep the junk!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
#
but she's not even pictured!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Ah, so that's MR bear wearing the girlie specs
He should've gone to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Churchill always knew when they had forgotten to sugar his tea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
the old Bella Emberg smile
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Bella was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Wars not make one great!
Nice gurn shot, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely sah!

'noongles b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I think i've seen him in a film somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Nah
I'm sure this one's a woman!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# "officer"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Haha
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# i love churchill
i really liked how, in the face of adversity, he'd keep on saying "oh yesss".
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Top interpretation, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# why thank you
I've forgotten why I did it, something newspaperish wasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# A random shape to be scribbled on, devised by the Poet Laureate.
Butters mentioned/motioned it, earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ah yes then he posted the love stomp


To enter the competition to win a signed, one-off print of Quentin Blake's drawing,

Don't really want his crappy picture tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# They missed a trick by not handing the shape to b3ta, sooner..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# instead they give it to a childs entertainer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Nice
My effort from earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# that's a bit arty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Closest thing to an original work you're likely to see from me tbh...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Cool
and mine
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# As is this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# rrrawr...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# hmm is this mind piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# reminds me of the cartoon before toystory 3
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha...perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hulk make shape!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:44, archived)
# that a sweet do Hulk's sporting
could do with some "Just for men" to sort out the grey, although it does make him kinda distinguished looking

In other news, seen the new Spidey? coinciding with the Tron bandwagon perhaps?
www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/310/the-amazing-spider-man-20100725014513043.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# The Thing can't hold scissors for shit..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Your link teleports me to Disneyland.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)
# copying and pasting it works
really don't understand the Disney redirection
*edit - in case that doesn't work....

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
# That's a wooyay, right there.
Although Hobgoblin is looking a little retarded, these days..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
edit: too late
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Grey is the new black!
Or so I'm hoping ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Hulk looking pretty damn funky on the dancefloor ashally!
bit dead round ere innit......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ...In other news, I have a harvest/thunderfly in my monitor.....bugger
:(
Edit: didn't see HT's (in other news), I'm not taking the piss toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Summer has many, many distractions..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# and bloody harvest flys....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Not in my neck of the woods.
*stares at unicorns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
# *unlurks*
...or maybe people are just watching you from the bushes bwa ha ha ha
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Excellent Cap'n. *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Hola, Ninj.
And thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# o hai happyto...oh....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quiet, you fool!
He'll hear us..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Oh God yes it is in there isn't it...
*facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Lully
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# blimey, I've just realised what you've done there
you clever sod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# 'tis very cunningly integrated is it not...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# It's a totally excellent shape!
And Hulk was always going to be the first thing I thought of, anyhoo..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
#

Click for 300+ more comics and pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# *vanishes in puff of logic*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Great quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:42, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# ^this too
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# That's what I call a "Combo Breaker"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Well.... That reached its logical conclusion pretty quick
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Don't look at the finger or you miss all the Heavenly glory..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Hevenwy gworly?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Haha! Yeah, but I wasn't going to be the first to actually write it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Pfffft!
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# But you'd better dial quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:30, archived)
# D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:33, archived)
# It reminded me of this:

I took it ages ago. Someone had pootled it with bits of yellow and black electrical insulation tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I went to the farnborough air show on saturday
and an F-18 (same plane as here) did exactly the same manouver this chap did when he crashed.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Really?
I couldn't work out what he was trying to do? (apart from dropping to below stall speed with the nose pointed up)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Hellooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Who will win this epic battle?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Peter Mandelson.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# No. He'd just smarm his way out of the battle
I tried this, but got bored at the feet, therefore gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# He's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:32, archived)
# The Olsen Triplets

Mary, Kate and Ashley
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I meant between Big Bat Bean and Super Secret Freebase...
...I'll handle the Olsen girls!.............(They're legal now, right?!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Super Secret Freebase will win between the two of them

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I don't think so.
He has a bad rash from being wrapped in duct tape.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)
# You fool
it's his secret power
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Olsen you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# why not
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Gah!
I remember that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)
# No, it's class
How can any film that contains all these elements be all bad?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/keywords

And a nudie Charlotte rampling if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Domed city FTW
Didn't think CR got 'em out in that one. I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Don't belive you!
It's the law that any film she is in, she has to get her norks out.

I'd even go as far as to say that if it isn't in the script, she demands a re-write to include norkage.
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Rowan Batkinson?
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Howdy!
Board be slow today...

There's stuff at the bottom from last night, bejabbers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Tis very slow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I just looked on /stats. I was like 4th.
Either I need to cut down or the rest of the board needs to get their collective finger out :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Chock full of win!
Slow, indeed.

Must be the school hols
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I recognize those bandages.


Click for huge (389 kb)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# This wins so much internet
Nicely done, sir.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:19, archived)
# This is bloody impossible!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# It's a moral outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)
# :D
Calm down!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# NEVER SAY NEVER!
This sir, is ace. Woo and Clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# To the moon then!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:57, archived)
# :):):)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:49, archived)
# *fiddles with cat*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I'd rather spoon a dish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# If it had a larger Trampette
But, would it burn up on re-entry?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I like my steak well done.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Lovely
Is it bouncy Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Pure coincidence... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Pull the udder one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# That joke has been milked.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23, archived)
# no whey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Still a cud above the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Moos at Len
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# weeeeee! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10, archived)
# \0/-YAY! He made it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Lully
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:32, archived)
# ...you can lead a cow to woo water...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Fuzzy cowness

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Speed blur.
An object that is in motion stays in motion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# mootion


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Milk shakes are ready !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it a bird? Is it a Plane?..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Hah!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)
# A parascending Donkey..
I cant decide if its cruel or genius...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Cruel.
Emphatically so.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I thought it was just some story made up by the Sun,,
I wonder what went through someones head...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:51, archived)
# If there's any justice in the world, a hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# gruel?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)
# i would......
Kelly can be a boy's name......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Might enter this... anonymously...

EDIT: Click for Too Soon-ness
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Kool Aid Killer
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# 'swoddi thought
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# TOO SOON!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Ooof!
Techno Viking Stomping.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *moral outrages*
*snide, worthy comments*

*recycles vegetables to make peace-powered world-boringometer for hippies*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *Recycles hippies to make meat-powered oil-boring machine*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# *recycles hippies to make peace-vegetables*
Someone else taped the Flash Gordon thing BTW, so you too can learn to sign the theme tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgvPEWE8Q5Y

*runs to links to share*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# PMSL kitten stop is worse
was an fantastic animation

maybe just cover the love parade banner to something not as recent... like hillsborough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# "Welcome to Mecca?"
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, archived)
# * stifled office lols *
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Haha
En-kittened!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# YARR!
dis be nice
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# TARR!
Negative space FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I've been in a crush before
...although nobody died in this one.

It's something you never forget; the feeling mass panic & utter helplessness, lot's of screaming & shouting; knowing if you slip & fall you won't be getting up again. It's pretty horrible.

I do love B3ta for making me chuckle at things that I otherwise really wouldn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Look at what you made me post, I hope you feel responsible
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Oof!
That's a sly banner in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)
# two wrongs +
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] St. Stephen decided it was time for a holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Saint Stephen with a rose,
in and out of the garden he goes,
Country garden in the wind and the rain,
Wherever he goes the people all complain.

Nice piccie :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I will walk with my hands bound,
I will walk with my face blood,
I will walk with my shadow flag
Into your garden, into your garden of stone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were being a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# don't know about racist it sounds kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I don't know about kinky it sounds sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# awaits 23 minute instrumental improvisation...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
# The reflection of the X-wing is dedicated.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# and then you post that above
for shame
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)

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