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wheeeeeeeee!!!the all new pope mobile
Get the fear of God into them early! (tm)
(Get the fear of God into them early! (tm)
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:23,
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Poor little blighter!Click!
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:00,
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Shame they won't sell much :((
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:13,
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I beg - BEG, mark you - to differ.I'd have one like a shot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:15,
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excellent.a dozen of these, please. and then we'll all go for a casual chat with pope benny
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:16,
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Very good! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:20,
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Would wear one...if it didn't raise my chances of being bothered by those pesky Mormon evangelists.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:22,
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WANTS !good work fella
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:51,
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Then go here:www.customink.com/
and download my eps file :)
(and download my eps file :)
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:25,
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Want some sweeties little boy? *
* Obligatory paedo reference
Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:02,
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i'll stick with the burgers he used to make
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:15,
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ah great stuff!!makes I hungry ;)
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:23,
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ahhhahhhahhh!clever, well made, AND funny
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:49,
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Big snorts herewhich wasn't good, as I have a cold. Now I've got to dry-clean my cat
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space,
Sat 7 Aug 2010, 10:57,
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Wow.I remember feeling like that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:12,
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I like the picture on the wallMore tories on drugs:
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:28,
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I like the popecoz the pop smokes dope!
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:14,
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Hoho!Excellent!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:05,
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Thought it was going to get more light-hearted at it went along?You thought wrong. :P
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:53,
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaaaaaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Oh boy! That's getting sent to both of my friends!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:52,
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I smell a new children's book in the works... Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:55,
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splendidhe is ace.
almost as good as dark hams.
(almost as good as dark hams.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:58,
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I don't think anything could touch the greatness that is Dark Hams.Still worthy of a click though :)
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:09,
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I love it. There's something reminiscient of Modern Toss to it. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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Feckin'......ace!
He's such a shit.
But you gotta love him.
You have to, otherwise he comes round and pecks your bollocks off...
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:16,
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He's such a shit.
But you gotta love him.
You have to, otherwise he comes round and pecks your bollocks off...
hey, at least hetalks to his mother occasionally...
/New York Jewish accent
ace stuff.
(/New York Jewish accent
ace stuff.
enceladus,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:17,
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Fair nuff......it's more than I bloody do.
And she ain't even dead yet.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:19,
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And she ain't even dead yet.
True, but she is quite boring. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:22,
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Oh Miguelle! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:22,
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out in time for the Bellahouston Park 2010 gig
the old pope might have smoked dope but benny drinks tha' bucky
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:42,
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bess'd arra pee pole prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:53,
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Mmmm Fuckfast! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:23,
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I've got a day off work......I was going to do so much, instead I did this (click for biggitudinality):
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:41,
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hahahahahafucking ace. clickity!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:42,
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Morgan Freeman is black!Lols!
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:45,
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Hahahahaaaa!Richard Dawkins is a twat.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:54,
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He gets on my......not inconsiderable tits.
Jeremy Hardy has referred to him as an evangelical atheist and once called him a Jehovah's I-Didn't-See-Nuffink.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:12,
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Jeremy Hardy has referred to him as an evangelical atheist and once called him a Jehovah's I-Didn't-See-Nuffink.
Exactly this.He's as bad as those he would presume to damn.
"HE is wrong! Think the way I tell you to!"
("HE is wrong! Think the way I tell you to!"
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:16,
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No he's not.He'd make an awkward dinner party guest, to be sure; but the people he's arguing against would happily see you dead AND tortured for all eternity.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:14,
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Not in my household..He speaks of the future of our species..
God?.. you'd might as well believe in the tooth fairy, or Santa or the Easter bunny..
I look forward to the day that our childish species wakes up and smells the "ozone/CO2/whatever".. god, pfft!.. we are the only ones who are going to dig ourselves out of the mire.
(God?.. you'd might as well believe in the tooth fairy, or Santa or the Easter bunny..
I look forward to the day that our childish species wakes up and smells the "ozone/CO2/whatever".. god, pfft!.. we are the only ones who are going to dig ourselves out of the mire.
mikenco,
Fri 6 Aug 2010, 3:08,
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I've met......Jeremy Hardy.
I was hammered and made a complete arse of myself.
A trend I have continued whenever I've had a chance to talk to someone even remotely famous.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:22,
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I was hammered and made a complete arse of myself.
A trend I have continued whenever I've had a chance to talk to someone even remotely famous.
Richard Dawkins is awesomeand you're wrong
/internet argument #412
(/internet argument #412
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:18,
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He's not he's a hypocritical, evangelical prick.My 5yo neice could tear up his argument with a simple "How do you KNOW?" and phadumph! The claim that belief is ridiculous falls right over and lies there. I'll grant it's extremely lucrative, and taking money from idiots for preaching to the converted is obviously never a problem, but it's bollocks. Telling people to think for themselves and saying "I don't know" is hardly ground-breaking stuff.
He's a preacher, and a cockhead for being so.
(He's a preacher, and a cockhead for being so.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:27,
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There's a whole bunch of arguments why belief is ridiculous that he goes intoNot least being that there are around 7000 gods currently worshipped on planet Earth and not all of them can be right - taking into account historical gods and the chances of your belief being the correct one dwindle to nothing
He may be unpopular for saying it, but I'm extemely glad that someone has the guts to put their head above the parapet and shoot down some of the "religion deserves respect" bullshit
(He may be unpopular for saying it, but I'm extemely glad that someone has the guts to put their head above the parapet and shoot down some of the "religion deserves respect" bullshit
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:45,
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^ this all the way Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:49,
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I concur thisThere's no "sitting one the fence" when it comes to religion.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:50,
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I worship the fence sitting godyou fucking bastard. Die infidel.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:13,
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agreedI have no time for religion or the twats who follow it
( finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 8 Aug 2010, 12:28,
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he's not saying that all belief is ridicuous,only belief without evidence, which seems pretty sensible to me.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:48,
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Yes, but he's so annoyingly worthy and righteous that it seems only fair to point out to him that it's ALL a matter of beliefMilitant/evangelical atheists piss me off even more than the religious. At least most - not all, I grant you - religionists are prepared to accept there are other belief systems, and generally just invite you to theirs, instead of slagging the others off*
*Right-wingers not included - but they're all arseholes, religious or no.
(*Right-wingers not included - but they're all arseholes, religious or no.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:03,
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But he doesn't kill people for itso he'd a bit better than the other nutters.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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And Hitler had a moustache!Beware those with moustaches....
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:01,
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Militant atheists write books questioning beliefMilitant religionists fly planes into buildings
I know which side I'm on
(I know which side I'm on
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:28,
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WTF? How does that make me a Daily Mail reader?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49,
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Now that I will admit toWith perhaps a nod to Victor Strenger who came up with the masterful quote "Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:55,
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Mainstream science isnt a belief system in the religious sense.Its 'belief' is based on observable and measurable evidence. Religious belief is generally based on superstition. The reason Dawkins appears righteous is because he's right.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:43,
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"that it seems only fair to point out to him that it's ALL a matter of belief"
Postmodernist bullshit
*relurks*
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Fri 6 Aug 2010, 1:35,
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Postmodernist bullshit
*relurks*
You are correct. It is all a matter of beliefAnd this is why it is perfectly fine for me to believe that black people are the reason the weather is terrible, it is my moral obligation to burn them, and that my breakfast toast is the re-incarnation of Jesus.
Oh, wait, you mean we should have _standards_? For our beliefs? STANDARDS? But that's... exactly the flipping point, idiot.
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Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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Oh, wait, you mean we should have _standards_? For our beliefs? STANDARDS? But that's... exactly the flipping point, idiot.
"he's not saying that all belief is ridicuous, only belief without evidence, which seems pretty sensible to me"Isn't that Agnosticism rather than Atheism?
+runs away+
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Sat 7 Aug 2010, 13:31,
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+runs away+
Actually... no, he addresses this pretty early on in most of his books, and is infact one of his points.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:12,
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and the saviour of humanity ...
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:46,
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Hahaha!Fry-in-a-frock
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:08,
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Brilliant!Clickety-Clack!
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:15,
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Brilliant! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:24,
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hahahahaha!A day off, eh?
Disgraceful
(Disgraceful
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:01,
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Morgan Freeman's not an athiest.He even insited on injecting the last lines of War of the Worlds with a message about God.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:06,
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IndeedWhen he was interviewed on the Daily Show recently about his TV show about the Universe he claimed that all the scientists he spoke to researching the show said that some things were inexplicable and that God was responsible. He seemed very satisfied by this (almost certainly not true) fact.
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:43,
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Bugger......some website I went on to check said he was at the very least agnostic, if not an out-and-out atheist.
Damn! Webshiter In Interwebs Not Always Reliable Shocker!
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:24,
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Damn! Webshiter In Interwebs Not Always Reliable Shocker!
No dude, it's even better this wayNow everyone will think he's an atheist and annoy him about it constantly, and it'll all be down to you! Cue manic laughter!
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:39,
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I hadn't thought of that......mwah hah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 18:11,
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Dunno where to put this, but......thank you everyone who helped get this on the frontpage, my first* frontpage ever!
*And probably last
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:22,
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*And probably last
Well its the best thing i've seen all week, probably longer :)
Cult, Clever, Funny, Topical and Satirical... and a swear word, its B3ta Gold!
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Fri 6 Aug 2010, 0:19,
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Cult, Clever, Funny, Topical and Satirical... and a swear word, its B3ta Gold!
Maybe now you've been acceptedyou'll come back more often you lurking fucknugget
; )
(; )
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:37,
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Athiests no, just anti-christianThe thing that annoys me most about the evangelical atheists like Dawkins and all his sheep, is that they still haven't tackled Islam head on, it's only ever Christianity that gets a kicking, yes he mentions 7000 gods and "All" belief systems but he doesn't lay into it in the same way, with the same fervour. I'm agnostic but he annoys the shit out of me.
( SQUID,
Fri 6 Aug 2010, 20:39,
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Try reading God is not great,Christopher Hitchens, who I assume you'd class as an evangelical atheist is pretty scathing about all of the big religions.
Regardless, most of his arguments are about religious belief and its fuckwittery in its conceptual form. When it comes down to it, all belief in God is ridiculous and the arguments for atheism can be applied to all religions, you can just use individual ones to pick examples of their shared stupidity.
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Sun 8 Aug 2010, 20:22,
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Regardless, most of his arguments are about religious belief and its fuckwittery in its conceptual form. When it comes down to it, all belief in God is ridiculous and the arguments for atheism can be applied to all religions, you can just use individual ones to pick examples of their shared stupidity.
I want to hate this because you used the WORST typeface in the worldbut I simply can't because it's too good :(
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Mon 9 Aug 2010, 5:25,
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I logged inspecifically to click this. Woo!
And you included Brian Cox too, mmmmm :)
(And you included Brian Cox too, mmmmm :)
Droog is too orangey for crows,
Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:12,
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Just love this....great idea well executed (my own contribution to the atheist aesthetic is mc recumbent jesus)
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Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:05,
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Is that a little Scoper on his back? Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:07,
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Haaaaa!Love it! This is not getting enough attention!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:34,
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I think my shopping on the bags was too subtlethat no one's noticed
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:58,
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Red wine flavour!
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:34,
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lol catho-licks ! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:35,
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It gets more use than some :P
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:41,
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I tried to use it on a Bill Murraymints thingthen the next day I tried to use it again! Ba-dum tss!
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:59,
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nom nom
They're Grrrrrreeeaat
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:31,
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this compo needs more sexy nuns Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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hot strikethrough action hot ninja action
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:33,
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IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND! www.totalmania.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/girls_ninja_turtles.jpg
nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2009/10/10/nsfw-sexy-ninja-turtles/nsfw-sexy-ninja-turtles-2/
(nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2009/10/10/nsfw-sexy-ninja-turtles/nsfw-sexy-ninja-turtles-2/
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:39,
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Based on nuns I seeI don't think these are real nuns.
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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me likey rude nuns...... it's a filthy habit
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:38,
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I concur Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:42,
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squildo is being graped at theis moment.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:09,
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oh well this is better than furry porn I suppose Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:51,
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Ah no! not the nice one!
and they said he died from Natural Causes!!!
Sorry, I'm sure this is gonna get done again, and much better ;)
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:29,
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that source is ace
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:30,
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hahahahahaha!"One screwball, please!"
"Well, no one's going to notice another one in the Vatican"
thankyouverymuchI'mhereallweek
("Well, no one's going to notice another one in the Vatican"
thankyouverymuchI'mhereallweek
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:31,
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hahahabut I thought of him more as a Funny Foot man
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:33,
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This made me ROFL Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:07,
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John Paul want Fab lolly! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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hahabrilliant!!!
don't you just hate it when you get bettered by a country mile?
:D
(don't you just hate it when you get bettered by a country mile?
:D
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:14,
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gotta love the hardcore ;)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:57,
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<Kenny Everett Flashbacks> joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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"Let's Bomb Russia!"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:33,
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if this doesn't win the compoI'll eat my mitre
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:29,
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pope on a rope VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:18,
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Pope goes the weasel Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:31,
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TWO WORLDCUPS AND ONE WORLD POPE! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:04,
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I don't care what anyone says..Benny won't rock Bellahouston Park the way JP II did prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:07,
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I predict a riot.I'm staying clear of the south side that day, and probably shutting myself in and bolting the doors.
Don't know who I'm more afraid of. The rioting religious or the rioting righteous paedo haters
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Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:08,
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Don't know who I'm more afraid of. The rioting religious or the rioting righteous paedo haters
To be fair, they hate everyone.Especially forrins.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:13,
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Man ... it's such a shame that the God Hates Fags dudes got refused right of entryThat would have been such a fun gig.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:13,
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... and was a member of the Hitler Yute.They had to be in those days.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:05,
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My grandma fled to England instead.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:09,
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Erm ... cake, please ...No! Death. No! Cake ... yeah - I'll have the cake, please.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:14,
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