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# Horrifying!

More stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# IT'S CHAFING!! IT'S CHAFING!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I had the same problem
with a tamagochi; no-one would want to adopt the little scrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Arrrggghhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Cut the arm off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:48, archived)
# KILL AGAIN................don't let an armband stop the fun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:49, archived)
# It's no use
the valve is tucked in and I don't have long enough fingernails to prise it out again.

We're all doooomed.

yabba
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I'll give him a hand
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:07, archived)
# I love your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:15, archived)
# mrrrnnnNNGgg....
..too late!

woo/yay!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# gam ova man, gam ova
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] This was entered into a competition to win an Atari ST, 25 years ago - and won a prize*


*A runner-up prize. A copy of Kokotoni fucking Wilf or Technician Ted or something for the Spectrum; not an ST.

Bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Did you go collect your prize in Santa Clara ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Isn't St. Clara the patron saint of consoles?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Zactly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:48, archived)
# oh dear
took me a while to work out what was going on there!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# ^This^
I was waiting for it to turn into Space Invaders.
Then I saw it was a compo entry, and gave it a click.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
#
Y'see this is why the Japs forsake the concept of a haiku
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Dog Shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Now do a hare shirt!
Erm, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Then a turtle neck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Then a dove coat
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Like this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Or this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Just like that!
/Tommy Cooper fan page
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Then a knight shirt
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Like this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# You incurable joker!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# The jokes on me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Like this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
# This kind ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
# she hasn't noticed the funny smell yet

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Diamonds are a smelly dogs best friend !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# My set is amazing, it even smells like a street;
there's a bar at the end where I can meet you and your friend
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:50, archived)
# this silly cone hump & ten inch stump is getting me down
I look forward to it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:57, archived)
# I had a shirt like that one.
Or do I mean cat? I forget...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)
# As long as you had one is what matters !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# dogs and cats :D
(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# cats and dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# KITTY JUSTICE 9: K9'S BEE SHAKIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Arrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# fatcat! fatcat! fatcat! fatcat! fatcat!
fatcat! fatcat! fatcat! fatcat! fatcat! fatcat!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# oh shhiiii
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Candle!
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# no pudding for THAT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Crimson and Clover
over and overoverover . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Why is it always blah blah blaaaAAARRGGHHH!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:02, archived)
# there is nothing that can save the city now!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Oh noes
what will save the Severn Bridge now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:09, archived)
# We need to call in Dogzilla to destroy this menace.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Yeah but . . . who's gonna clean up after it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
# a giant car?
*feels bad*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:15, archived)
# DEATH BY FATTY!
A wonderful, soft and fluffed up demise.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Raaaargh!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# It was all so sudden
(debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# argh what
how does it know my name
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Because it's your candle day Bloop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# :O
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I love da Bloop!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:35, archived)
# HOW DOES IT KNOW MY NAME?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# It's all in the codes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha
this is the best unb3taday EVER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hey . . . it's not like it doesn't happen everyday 'cept for one . . . enjoy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Happy candl3
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:52, archived)
# m3rci
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Happy Melting Wax Fire, Bloop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:56, archived)
# This image gives me full-on GIF glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Happy day, Bloop.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
# thanks all
I'm off for a celebratory cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
# yaay :)
happy cday bloop!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday Bloop :D

There once was a man named Bloop,
Who had a fly in his chicken soup,
He told the waitress, this just isn't cricket
The police gave him a ticket,
and now he just has spaghetti hoop (s)

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:09, archived)
# ooooh a 4 years twinkley
congrats...B3ta years are longer than those in the "outsideworld"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:57, archived)
# You're right . . . they're almost like dog ears !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Happy something or shit! :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Hey great idea
lets all post up our images of how we make cr3 moist.
it was funny before right, so why not now???
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:47, archived)
# fantastic
hey we could call it a "bandwagon"...might catch on and no one will know why...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Dude how did you do that?
I tried the code he posted but I couldn't get it to work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I like the idea of a site where everyone can upload their own php code
but the server might not last long
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# It was no coincidence !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# What can I tell you, I make everybody moist.
(debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# You really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# It involves a water pistol
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Anyone points a water pistol at me
will get it shoved so far up his arse he'll get water on the fucking brain.



I'm not in a good mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
Then your mom lied
(debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Too fucking right, she told me that if I ate my crusts
they'd make my hair curl. And did they? Did they fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Why yes, I am bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Did she specifiy which hairs?
I'm anticipating a difficult day in court.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:20, archived)
# it's that gorgeous adams apple of yours
you lovely thing you.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:55, archived)
# :D they're talking to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Aw....
You sweetie pie, you
(debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Hooray, let's re-live past events!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
# :D
Nasty, unecessary, but funny 'cos it's true
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# View from top of Dick Mountain

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# It's pointing at that row of bushes

Now it's disappeared. I think a trip to Viagra Valley might be in order.
Ah it's back.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# NIce username.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# In public?
Call the copse!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Better make it Special Branch!!!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:17, archived)
# That's "Great Cock Up" in the Lake District
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Cockup
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Eavis & Butthead
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Stig takes a dump
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
# hahahahaha, class
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:59, archived)
# oh my god
that is simply beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# happy flaming cake day o Bloop maste rof the univsers n stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# thanks
I halve the powderrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Is that a baldy David Blunkett?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
# And completely astounded.
(debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:11, archived)
# So did I.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# and me.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:14, archived)
# also: me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# wait, was that post on the popular page not just about me?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
# also: me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# He used your picture
but the text was automagically generated.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# is cr3 a pretty lady?
i thought he was a man, a manly man covered in brusselsprouts... whilst eating boiled muscles
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# he's a very sexy lady
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Meh, my heart belongs to Dr D
All the other guys on here who are SEXY SEXY LAYDEES are actually guys. Dr D is the only guy who is actually a SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:35, archived)
#
Nope, that's actually me
(debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I have the title Doctor
And my username begins with D. Does that make me a sexy woman?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:52, archived)
# No Gillian, it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Thats clever
How did you make it work?
(Plog, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# he's easily pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# moistly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
#
*aghast*
(debshock, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I did
didn't I...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)
# you made him moist
I made him splirt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Whilst perusing BBC News I found a source image crying out for a CDC...

Source: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11188459
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
# HIS NAME IS BALLS AS WELL
bonus lols
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Quack, man
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:51, archived)
# That duck.
That fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:51, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# (: }: )]

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
#


I think this was cockweasle's or someone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# The guy on the leash is his I think
not sure about the little guy though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Looks like discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Nah
not enough plumbing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:36, archived)
# haha true
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
# I thought that but I'm pretty sure it was all cockweasle
I posted in reply to one of his other pics so can't find the original in the searchy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# dux!!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# strange looking rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Happy candle!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Thanks mang, does that mean I get to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Shiiiiit!!!!
it's coming right for us!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
# according to a recent statistic ducks have killed more people then nukes


it was more to do with the diseases they carry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Well, if we are relying on statistics!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# 1 in 1000
I like those odds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Beware...1 jelly baby in a 1000 is an immigrant
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)
# They can duckimate a population
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# am it giant duck tiem?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
# aaaw:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Duck matter makes up 26.5 percent of the matter-energy composition of the universe
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# dux r pure evil


Click for bigger (80 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:37, archived)
# saw this sign yesterday
one way flaps

and couldn't resist

I mean, how is she still a virgin? the mind boggles!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha.........................................OM feckin' GAWD!!!!!!! if you go in you'll never get out

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# OH FUCK!
My eyes... my beautiful eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Oh shit that's nasty.
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# You actually needed to ask?
Imagine her whispering in your ear with that sweet voice, "come back to bed darling".
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# hehe
I was asking in a sarcastic way ;)


anyways, she's married to God! so we've no chance, including you MadCatMan
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Good job too
I wouldn't poke her with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# not even a shitty one?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# after a few stellas I probably would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah...
but does she take it up the shitter
does it tile
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# NO
I can almost hear her.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:42, archived)
# haha, lovely wobble on her
cum by ar my lord, cum by over ya
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# give yabba a chance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:34, archived)
# :D
Peace at last?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Give peace a chance in the ME
yabba yabba yabba

mycatbirdseat.com/2010/09/chas-freeman-americas-faltering-search-for-peace-in-the-middle-east-openings-for-others/
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Oslo accord's are rubbish
you wanna get a Honda Accord
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Rhondda Accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:34, archived)
# words
many many words. Put it in a 3 cell cartoon featuring a crudely drawn phallis and I may concider reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# make sure it rhymes too
with something above it.....most important
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# islam, russia, diplomacy, blah blah blah
tl;dr

there were only like, 2 pictures to see on that whole page
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:48, archived)
# What even happen to a nice link to norks?
*effects elderly Northern accent* I remember when all this were norks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# alright, i'll post..wait, was I supposed to? NSFW (needless to say)
www.tittaycitay.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
# that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# post summed up
job done
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# this means something so beautiful
...we humans have no words for it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I have LETTERS as backup
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Hippy bird!
Everyone knows we need war. It's how the rich stay rich and powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
# No one is safe.

Re-resized.
(Valefar So what?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Can they optimize too?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# this should be bigga
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Now you sound like my ex!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# its about girth not length
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I thought it was personality (and putting the khazi seat down)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# only ugly people say that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I thought it was personality (and putting the khazi seat down)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# This picture isn't big enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Normally this would result is me saying it needs to be resized from orbit it's the only way to be sure
but I'm liking this as it is ;)

/controvertial
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Oooooooooooooooooooooo
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I have a high res laptop screen ;)
but yes it should be smaller
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Show off :(
In other news: God edit was a bit harsh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# too big but very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# What's a rabid ra?
Sorry I only have a 42" screen :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
# doesn't rhyme
just seems a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I prefered it big.
(that's what she said)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:32, archived)
# toap-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Meercats are eviler
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# o no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# the hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other animal, making it Africa's most dangerous beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:08, archived)
# They don't intentionally kill people
They nest in trees. Unfortunately, they have rubbish balance and fall out and hit people underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# donceilon bacons around here
s:03E:11 2:30
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Nice, but mine is real
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I took the photo this morning
It is real
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Then accept my apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:17, archived)
# despite living in landlocked manchester
there is an abundance of bridges, large bodies of water and hippos
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# The hippos should be out and about tonight
Wearing short skirts and getting drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
# and falling in the canal of one off the many bridges
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# haha woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(thebao, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
#
pee
wee-wee
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# And now he's suggesting getting rid of the first officer
i.e. the co-pilot. Not at all just saying that for publicity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
you should put your username on it somewhere to stop people nicking it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# When bananas go bad...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Racist!



haha
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# When they go bad they make delicious banana cake/bread
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hehe, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Haha!
I prefer this line!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)

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