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Fucking military!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)
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We give up...don't shoot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
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The End?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# The Cat-Bun Wars?
Anyone?
(brandt, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# I hope not
this should run and run
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# o/-yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Ha ha...This is exactly how it will all end.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# THEY'VE SENT IN THE FUCK BATTALION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I wonder if Freebase is in there?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Guess who?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Mother???
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Close
but it wasn't the answer I was looking for :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Is it gavin?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)
# gavin widdicombe


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)
# I twigged the Widdecombe bit...
Who the fuck is the Gavin bit?

Not that rugger bugger tart that got swallowed whole by Charlotte Church's cavernous chuff is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Father?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Kerplunk?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Well, it's nice to see...
...that Wayne Rooney's "other woman" has come forward at last,
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Jerry Maguire?


Click for biggar (192 kb)

Show me the money!

.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done and Wilkommen
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:59, archived)
# haha
good one , welcome to B3ta, pull up a chair and shop a hitler kitten
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:02, archived)
# haha
welcome

Tom Cruise and Jerry McGuire
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
# imagechallenge :D
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post857350
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:14, archived)
# makethemdance :D
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post857374
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)
# sudden urge to watch 'ideal'
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Classic Thom
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:37, archived)
# What've you shopped?
Has he now got 2 normal eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Nothing!
It must all be in the perspective of the cameraman.
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but generally here you don't post pictures you found on the Internet.
This place is all about photoshopping cocks on things, adding cats and occasionally making fantastic art.

You're probably likely to see a lot of "FAIL" images now, but hey, you know for next time, eh?

To put it another way, most of the images you find on the Internet that are humorous originated from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Ahh
I'm still testing the waters. Besides the facial expression is a work of art in it's own right.

And I agree with the humorous point.
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Like this...
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hooray for sensible reasonableness
i love you quijibo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:03, archived)
# And I you, dear boy

*lovefests*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Gingers in the mating season.
Watch and learn people.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Haha
(most awesome film ever)

*Lights up* Since I quit I'm allowed one.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:52, archived)
# there are rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:30, archived)
# FOR GREAT JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# The skies are getting crowded...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# It's high
in saturated fat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:48, archived)
# that's it
I'm off to the supermarket to get some croissants for tomorrow's breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)
# fatal
A Tesco Express has opened 30 yards from my office. Almond croissants are suddenly in easy reach every morning
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# If you eat too many
it won't be easy reach, more of a breathless waddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Croissants
Those things are vey (vey? Yes, vey) bad for you.
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# UP UP AND AWAY IN MY BEAUTIFUL FATCAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:45, archived)
# He's got gas.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# FAT CAT!
is the leader of the gang errrrmmm etc
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Does anyone else see that flame and think "Cat penis?"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
# argh fat cat is real this proves it, wake up sheeple.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Hold on ceiling cat!
I'll get a ladder!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Cat on camera 12!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:04, archived)
# the truth is out there
and it's fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:09, archived)
# It's true you know...
If a cat falls out of a ceiling with a slice of buttered toast attached to it's back, it will always land on someone masturbating...
(Carlosfandango, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:14, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Goin nowhere, the best place to go...
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Well at least no-one died.
NOT TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Except david ca.....
*shuts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# arf
A stroke of genius, that pun is..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:30, archived)
# It's got a nice spring to it's hop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# JELLYBOING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Woo :D
yay :D
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# hello, zombie bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# This is very hypnotic
and very well animated :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:36, archived)
# /\ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:38, archived)
# cheers
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
# ...carrot...must have carrot...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Man you're good!
Moar mini movies please! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:06, archived)
# :D splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# At least that critter is more alive than the humans !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Gary Lineker is Old!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# ARF!
It's uncanny...
(twattybanjo, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:07, archived)
# stoast!
I like her baseball cap
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:10, archived)
# I dunno, someone linked to a muscle beach compo on links

I thought it might make a good pance danse...?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# i dislike muscle men
they all have tiny dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:19, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Alan Partridge is not a muscle man.....
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# That's it . . . keep on pancing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
All I can think of is Stretch Armstrong...

*edit* went to find a de-ris n feck me they're makin a blummin nostalgia movie about THAT now! www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/osirisdomain/news/?a=14677
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
# hahaha
you perve.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I've never understood how anyone can find such folk, male or female, attractive,
they look like knotted wood and I imagine them to feel likewise...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:55, archived)
# What a weird fembot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:03, archived)
# What is that on my screen ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Hahaha WUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
# It certainly must be something unexpected !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Bet she's popular on ChatRoulette
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:09, archived)
# All the guyth thay she's thomething thpecial !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Two ladies and a mug?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:16, archived)
# And . . . oooooooooooh what a mug it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# This NSFW :D
www.dildoguiden.no/img/real_mat.jpg
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I was going to ask how come you're NSFW now but I guess this answers the question :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
# I really don't need this . . . please keep that kind of smut to yourself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# whatever it is
she seems to be having a reaction to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Difficult to tell if it's good bad or incredulous . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# ...so that's what you look like.
.............................................. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Some days you're the fly . . . some days you're the flyswatter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:07, archived)
# something that turned your eyebrows massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Possibly it's one of those ads for eyebrow growth hormones . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I picked this up in Newport quite cheap, do you think it's real?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Happy B3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# goldie lookin chain :@
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# well, it's goldie looking.
happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Did you find it in a pahawn shop ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Not very charming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# How did you get them so gold-looking?
Fab
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# It's all done with curves
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Sorry, I'm going to need more information on that
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Take pity on an ex-pat.
What's with the Goldie references?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# He's doing Strictly Come Dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Also it's your duty to march on Washington and say how fucking ace the NHS is
While burning copies of the Consitution to make tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I'll do it
but I want you to know the only reason I CAN do it is because I elected to return to the US to get the treatment I needed. Otherwise I'm fucking sure I wouldn't be here now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Oops
Okay. xx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Google Goldie Lookin Chain
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I've heard of the band
but this is the second Goldie reference today and I was wondering why his face is around at the moment. I guess it's the Strictly Come Dancing show and his son's sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Unfortunate coincidence
The SCD list was released this morn. His son's conviction this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Maybe not a coincidence...
maybe his son saw the SCD list and gave himself up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Why the sad face?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I suffer a lot from pun fever at this time of year
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:06, archived)
# CANDLES!
Happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Your icon is totally on fire and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
# candles!
i'm glad i'm allergic to gold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# U R A Cyberperson
A I C M F P
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# oh, i wish
then i could access my memory banks to find out where i left that jar of cockles yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# candles!


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Cayke!
Thanks everybody for the b3taday wishes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)
# :D CANDLES 4 U :D
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Merry Candles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Happy B3taday old timer!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
# It's fo da realz.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Fuck off! I couldn't eat another bite!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Better get a bucket, better give a *click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# :D...Sorry if anyone is eating right now... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
# anyone got the source for fatcat?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
# It has an arm around his chest... use mofaha's.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:13, archived)
# ah carnt bluddy find it
searched his posts :/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# fatcatdavis
(no luck there either...I guess you'll have to beg him)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
#

.psd
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Cheers Mof
FATCAT WILL PREVAIL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
# :D
search seems to be a bit broken for recent posts sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
#
a bit sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I made this but it's not as good a photo
i.imgur.com/OppEG.png (save it for transparency)

the original pic is here
www.crucialminutiae.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fat-cat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha. I love Python.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:14, archived)
# C'mon . . . just have a little catnip and you'll be ready for more !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Is it waffer theen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# It is combustible !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# .............well...............................alright...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# I was going to do this earlier
glad I didn't now because it wouldn't have been this good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
#
(MrGravy, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Geiranger?
No she's ex-directory
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# In Norway?
Well, I might consider it under some circumstances...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# *spang* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Temper Temper
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# shopped pictures only etc. etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# :D
where did it all go wrong? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Feel a bit bad for him today
His son just got 21 minimum for murder
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I blame the parents for setting a crap example
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Apparently the guy he murdered only had one arm
*insert gag here*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:47, archived)
# *inserts gag*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Not that sort of gag
you oversexed perv ; D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# could have been worse, he could be the parent of the murder victim
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:48, archived)
# that's an optimistic way of looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Right on!
I don't think anyone comes out of this happy except for the undertakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Nope.
My mate is an undertaker. They don't enjoy it much. Lots of stories that I don't want to recall or type. Puts most nurse's stories to shame and that's saying something.
(waxdart hello., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# See, I too have a mate who's an undertaker
And I have rarely laughed as hard as I have done at some of his stories.

To the point that when we planted my aunt earlier this year after a very sudden, very unexpected, very swift decline from cancer, it was hard to look the undertakers at her funeral in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:18, archived)
# *checks news*
Oh christ.. Where did it all go wrong?

gah, mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Chicken in a basket?
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Slam Cluck!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Unfried?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:24, archived)
#
TWO POINTS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Thats racist!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4NeqOXZGc&feature=related
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Liz, Liz, LIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
nice shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Pre-orgy pic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# yeh right
like Philip would touch a "darkie"


^ NOT MY VIEWPOINT^
\/ NOT RACIST \/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# ^RACIST^

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Tony Blair cancels Tate Modern book party due to concerns about protests
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Eggshellant work BBd'Or
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Happy B3TA day!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
# HAPPY THURSDAY!
For tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Thank you I have an appointment at the hospital to access my broken finger :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Fuck those hippy eggstremists.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# They're just a bunch of chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Spot on.
You even used Merkin eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:08, archived)
# He's naked!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Via some olfactory system .
but that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:13, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
# they like each other
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# How is this possible fatcat is at least 50 stories high!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# he has powers.
he just increases his size when he wants to go on an afternoon rampage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# OMG...maybe I've underestimated his abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I TRIED TO TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
# So now we know who was really in charge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:15, archived)
# heehee
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
# "No, no, no Adolf,
FIRST we do the mice, then we do the Jews...
(Carlosfandango, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:17, archived)
# looking forward to a whole 6 months of this

de-ris: www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11215828
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*breathes* hahahahahahahahah!

God help her partner!! *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
#
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I'll fuck her until I vomit
shouldn't take too long
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Oh dear,
I think I've just come...
(Carlosfandango, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
# hehe!
ive got a feeling she's going to be sweating quite profusely for the first couple of weeks at least. It's not going to be pleasant.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Goldie's on it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap
Oh yeah baby!

Fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# thanks for the head up
i'll make sure to keep bbc switched off.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Her piece in the Guardian about the RCC is gold today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I've been watching this for four minutes now
and she still hasn't got her hip back in its socket
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I would totally put my hip in her socket
If you know what I mean!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
# No, I have no idea what you mean
Diagrams please.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# f'kin hell
you're on heat today : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Today?!
Put it this way - there are laws agreed by the European Union about the controlled opening of my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I'd assumed they'd already been filled with at minimum
four feet of concrete in order to absorb the harmful emissions
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:13, archived)
# The American government used unstubtantiated evidence of Yellowcake Uranium shipments to justify an ill-thought out war and eight year occupation of
Vagabonds pants.

Vagabonds Pants of Mass Destruction.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
# All those young lives wasted in a needless invasion. They simply didn't understand the conditions in Vagabonds pants before going in.
It's not just the cost in lives either. Many who survived are going to need a lot of counselling for the horrors they witnessed.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:21, archived)
# They've inspired an entire sub-genre of film-making.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# The horror, the horror...
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Yup - that looks about right.
Assuming it's a scale model.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# you wouldnt be the first.


...actually you probably would
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Opening her up would be like trying to separate boil-in-the-bag kippers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:08, archived)
# aaand there goes my lunch
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
# oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# pffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:13, archived)
# *yeck!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:05, archived)
# oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# i've knocked one out already
just thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# new from prodge.co cards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# haha always the optimist
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# they're from the 'Cheer up it's only arse cancer' range
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# haha "Don't get Sour Grapes, it's only Bum Grapes!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Canned dills!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Cheese!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# cor that looks good :D
I had a cake of cheeses at my wedding:

(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Would you like to chew on my blue vein?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:43, archived)
# oooooo
i love the swirly white one at the front, nyom nyom.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Happy Day . . . Have An Air Drop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Yay cake as delivered by UKIP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Nothing but the best !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Reap-posting cunt!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Falls off chair
Inspired
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# OMG you're a noob, spamming, bastard who should be dead!
Oh. Sorry. I came all over Proj69 there for a socond.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# I support the honesty in these cards.
A big fat ugly munter was rude to me in the Co-op today. I would like to send the massive bag of shit and suet a suitable card, showing my feelings towards her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# YER MAW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# This is a shit compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# "Winner! can we have another compo now?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# DINNER!
(umbongotime meh.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Sound advise . . . make it last a long time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Is it Wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:45, archived)
#
DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK PRODGE! FLASHING GIF AHOY
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# fitting!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# well, you've got to seizure moment
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:03, archived)
# It's a stroke genius!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# being older, I find this most fitting
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)

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