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# Ed Rubberband
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# haha he'll stretch those policies like nothing on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:10, archived)
# have an old pea
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I like. Reminds me of Earthworm Jim
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)
# ah yes
now you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
i think rob's compo entry is going to win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I suspected it was too obvious
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:46, archived)
# haha
both are great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I like-a you!
This is so natural :D
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:26, archived)
#
armando iannucci?
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:26, archived)
# This is brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# O dear God
I puked up at this.
Good stuff.
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 6:36, archived)
# Squashed knees are squashed.
Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just not grow
Good 'ningage!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
# All the knee will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)
# It's not his kid...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# haha!
that's not fair, he clearly has wide experience of the ladies...
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
#
wide experience of the ladies
experience of the wide ladies
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
# God, he's odd and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# haha BRING ON THE VIRGINS!


(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Needs more Lampard
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# yes!
another!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# 'ning


I know she looks like a burns victim, I am not photoshopping for the cover of Vogue, nor haz I the skillz...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# is she a burns victim?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:10, archived)
# just me failing to match skin tone between the two sources
and making a hash of blending them...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
# :P I only posted that as you mentioned it, to be honest it never crossed my mind
you could try selecting the skin areas and lending them with the eraser set to 20%
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Actually i don't have Photoshop per se
Many's the time I could have installed PS but I'm too old and set in my ways with the Paint Shop Pro interface now, so your advice, while surely brilliant, is lost on me...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Haha - ace.
Oh balls, I've just remembered my local pub were showing that movie on Monday.
Free popcorn and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, archived)
# haha
here's nick watching avatar

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Hey you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Nick gets such a bad press
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# 3d cinema is shit
give it up Hollywood

in other news Hollywood vowed to not give up on the shit that is 3d at the cinema with the Star Wars saga officially going 3d, starting in 2012 with the Phantom Menace, 2013 episode 2, 2014 ep3, 2015 star wars, 2016 empire, 2017 Jedi.

It's like Archie's post the other day wasn't an alternate universe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Oh joy now we can watch the massive steaming pile of shit that is the phantom menace in 3d
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I'd still rather watch that than the other 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I like to think Lucas regrets them
but the truck full of cash he was paid probably helps him sleep at night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Lucas is in the entertainment business. It's his business to build entertainments.
Entertainments are merely money-making devices, nothing more - be it film, theatre, or music.

So I imagine Lucas is very, very pleased with himself, as he has been successful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)
# George Lukas:
"A special effect is a tool, a means of telling a story. A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I lke all the Star Wars films
I don't worry about whether one is better than the other, whether the digitally remastered version is a thin parody of the original, or any of that shit.

Gotta admit, the one with the teddy bears in the forrest is a bit dull, but I don't get too gloomy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I love the cg Clone Wars series
its exactly the same fun and vaguely cool sci-fi adventure nonsense that the first star wars was. For that I tip my hat to Mr Lucas.
Just a shame he listened to all the whiny fanboys to make episodes 2 and 3 all political and serious and dull and forgot to just make whizz bang fun and games.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I never really noticed
they were political.

My daughter loves the Clone wars thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Talk of the devil . . .
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11434545
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I'll say this for him, he's got some neck
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Carrie Fisher is on Twitter
A while ago she was complaining about being on her own
in Australia. She wrote:

"Help me, phobic one with coping! You're my only host!"

At least Harrison got to move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Oh come on - I think that's a pretty good effort ... !
It's only a bloody fillum, for god's sake - I really don't understand what people get so upset about.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
# How can you say that?
*cries and cuddles plush Bantha*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Does that mean it will be officially shit enough then that people will stop 'shopping it all over the place here?
I'll be back in 8 years to find out....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)
# i think there still a few people in the world who havent had their heads shopped onto carrie fisher's body.
Only a couple mind.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# well if b3ta is in 3d in 8 years time,
we can track them down and do it proper
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Oh look, he is twanging his twanger!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Unfortunately, his reflection isn't.
NNnnnnnngggg.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Mmmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, archived)
# I didn't know they stacked social democrat that high
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Yay!
Another for the Boab bank!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
# :D
Hehehe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Do post the link once you have done in Boab
will enjoy that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)
# will do
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Oh you're good! Hell I like you! You can come to my house and fuck my sist ... hang on ...
Hang on - no. No, FUCK OFF, Milliband.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:07, archived)
# New suits!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:26, archived)
# This is my brother, this is your mum
One is for fighting, the other's for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I'm late for work. Woke up with this in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:59, archived)
# ooh!
The everyday mundanity of an ordinary man. Fascinating!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
# this needs to be the TOAP version
'Bite the pillow, Son. It's going in dry'
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Reeves and Mortimer fan, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:11, archived)
# This sounds like a job for...BICYCLE REPAIR MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Monkey business...
(Mr Henry Hooves, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)
# John Squire chimp
still has great hair
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
Nobody seems to notice that I've taken the monkey out of Mr Brown. I used a programme called Photoshop to do this.
(Mr Henry Hooves, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 5:58, archived)
# Crank da bpm
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Oh, and 'Ning! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:51, archived)
# he deserves it
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 7:23, archived)
# Round 2
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:39, archived)
# Arf.
But what's that chappie behind the blue screen doing? Taking a dump on national TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:44, archived)
# he's hurling
see image below (link--wider stage view)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:46, archived)
# Disssss-Co
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:48, archived)
# Woo hoo let's get down
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:31, archived)
# mixed emotions going on here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:35, archived)
# Aaaah, that's the Miliband Blubbers, er, ahem, *cough*
I mean Brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:37, archived)
# Classic gif!
I remember having them all, but this one was the breast best.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:27, archived)
# gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Just messin' with Henry
wider stage view here

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:05, archived)
# and for the big finish, he shoots that fucking beach ball out of his fucking dirty tramp arse
 
AND GOES ON TO THE SECOND ROUND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:09, archived)
# but he has to get it in there first, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:12, archived)
# He swalled the deflated ball and somehow filled it internally with methane
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:14, archived)
# see now?
That's the kind of talent that the younger generation are missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:23, archived)
# that's what it's all a-bout
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZxYS6JZ2_Q
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:18, archived)
# disgusting display of . . . of
hell I'm not sure what that was ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:23, archived)
# damn it I just realised that's not the complete sequence
they run out screaming as she lowers herself onto a bottle.
The full clips seem to have been removed from youtube. : D

(one of John Waters' more recent efforts: www.imdb.com/title/tt0365125/)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:32, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:10, archived)
# He's on the ball...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:27, archived)
# oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Haven't heard that for ages.
What was that from - a Gilbert & Sullivan musical or similar?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:48, archived)
# I'm thinking it's a European Song Contest winner
from 1,000,000 years ago

Or possibly from Oliver.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:49, archived)
# did you subcontract this one out to Valin?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Ahhh... thats it.
But I want to pick a pocket or two!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:52, archived)
#
This is the other thing I was thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:03, archived)
# don't drink a bottle of sulphuric acid, relax
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8jqpjTHOwc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:11, archived)
# Interesting.
Didn't realise it was co-written by Alan Moorhouse.
and: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOSfFOWF1tg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:13, archived)
# that bass sound makes me moist
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:19, archived)
# I likes the Sowerberrys, meself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMca37zuLs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:14, archived)
# if the haus is a rockin', don't come a knockin'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:33, archived)
# Bei der Laterne woll'n wir steh'n, Wie einst, Lili Marleen!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:47, archived)
# Giraffe on a bike
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:11, archived)
# that does not look comfortable at all, maybe try a three-wheeler
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:32, archived)
# Fuck that's lovely
You really should post more of your drawings
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:39, archived)
# you sweet talker you
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:09, archived)
# We're all winners here
It's a win/win/win situation
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:15, archived)
# BEARS ON TRIKES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:49, archived)
# la la lala laaa
www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/clowns/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:35, archived)
# A bunny on a bike
by me lol.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)
# YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:15, archived)
# this is not going to end well
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:16, archived)
# let's get a party going, let's get a party going
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUrnKXEdk34
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:17, archived)
# WORD UP!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WyErNPJQSk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:48, archived)
# ..but it always turns out this way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iEHVauroSI
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:06, archived)
# DRIVE YOU SUCKER
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:28, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:29, archived)
# /:=)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:41, archived)
# ooh that reminds me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:44, archived)
# do tell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:00, archived)
# this image is confusing and arousing in equal measures
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:12, archived)
# Wants!!!
(Fly Projector, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:16, archived)
# I'm liking those arms but what happened to the jawline?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:28, archived)
# that's where she stores her nuts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:35, archived)
# I guess she just tucks the rest
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:42, archived)
# That's one fit bird!
Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Is this a food preference (s)he's expressing here?
I feel that's a fair question.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/Zeig_Hello
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:50, archived)
# ha yeah I saw that
so now we're getting wikipedia pages on ordinary things posted to /links.

b3ta/noobs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 4:08, archived)
# YES THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:52, archived)
# BEST THING EVER.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] err


*edit* did no one notice the incredibly hursuit minge ?
(wankdog, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Sunlight is made from tomato juice
Proof
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:49, archived)
# weird stuff there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
it's one of our own doing some photoshopping work on the side. Just out of frame is a HUGE CAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:59, archived)
# i knew it
ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 2:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 2:04, archived)
# No no, who taught you basic science? Noel Edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 2:06, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 2:20, archived)
# The mad architect strikes again
muhahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:56, archived)
# BURN MOTHER FUCKER BURN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:04, archived)
# dirty sexy cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:50, archived)
# it's cool, I can eat all the pizza I want
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:24, archived)
# now with extra polonium
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:49, archived)
# I'm getting my cancer the old fashioned way.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 5:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun For The Kids
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# yeah because
child abuse is hilaaaaaaarious.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Puns aren't bad.
Just the causes of puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Puns don't kill people
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:25, archived)
# There used to be a regular on here
who frequently moaned about the number of pictures of crudely drawn cocks posted.
It's a bit like going to the desert and complaining about the sand.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# It isn't necessarily
that the crudely drawn cocks are offensive. It's that they're boring, unfunny.

Why bother spending 2 hours photoshopping something when it spends 10 minutes on the board, lost in a sea of static and crudely drawn cocks?

I certainly don't bother any more. Hats off to those that do, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I fear you may be in the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Maybe........
..........if they were wearing a clown costume..
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 7:57, archived)
# How did you get "b3ta"
and "mumsnet" confused?
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Ainzombly Harriot

sorry for pushing the board down. xx
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Cordon bleurghhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# oooo very nice
"BIT OF PERCY PEPPA"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I do hope he cooks and eats his own fucking tongue!
Nicely done. Although saying that I haven't tasted it yet! :D
Oh god look at the time again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)
# mmmm
yummeh
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:59, archived)
# I iz in ur kitchen, invadin ur personal space
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:08, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhah YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# he's not a reputable barber, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# ah, he may leave a few nicks,
lets just hope he doesn't go and slice his ear off, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# am i the only one who thinks
grilled ears on toast would taste like bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Is a pig's ass pork?
meanwhile, not majorly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# mmm, crispy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# fucking hell, where is that face from? other than this video i seen earlier, quite uncanny.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQdXmIJAB3E
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Actor Larry Linville--played Major Burns on M*A*S*H (tv series)
Edit: ergo, pun within the image text
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# ahhhh
never watched mash, must have just been that vid :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:00, archived)
# what do niki lauda and hot lips houlahan have in common?
they've both been fucked by major burns
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:27, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:49, archived)
# easy mistake to make.
but ears are very grizzly, feck all meat on them, so they probably would be shit. but maybe if they got them charred enough so the fat went crispy?

Armin Meiwes Wiki: As is known from a videotape the two made when they met on March 9, 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small village of Rotenburg, Meiwes amputated Brandes's penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, though Meiwes was able to burst both of Brandes's testicles by biting them. Ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes's penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic, he then fried it with some of Brande's fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.[3] According to journalists who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to actually eat any of his penis. Meiwes read a Star Trek book for three hours, while Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Meiwes apparently gave him large quantities of alcohol and pain killers, 20 sleeping pills and a bottle of schnapps, and finally killed him in a room that he had built in his house for this purpose, the Slaughter Room. After stabbing Brandes to death in the throat, he hung the body on a meathook and tore chunks of flesh from it; he even tried to grind the bones to use as flour. The whole scene was recorded on the two-hour video tape. Meiwes ate the body over the next 10 months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kg of the flesh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# ah, i remember those two
serial killers and odd murders are something of an interest of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)
# nomnomnom
apart from the penis eating bit, as that seems a bit gay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)
# they don't taste very nice anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:12, archived)
# fuck it, bed time
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:13, archived)
# haha
surely the man with the knife would cut his own ear off?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# pfffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Woo
slightly disturbing peas..




Mr. Black & White
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# HOLY FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)
# ed millibeaker, opposition leader
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# hahahah
beaker is fucking win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:38, archived)
# jazz hands beaker, in the shops in time for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# That's something that used to creep me out about the muppets
those scary human hands
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# i don't know what you consider human
but i'm pretty fucking sure my hands aren't made of cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# the hands on some muppets are the actual puppeteer's hands in gloves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:46, archived)
# that's strangely creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
#
www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=177534557034&topic=15128
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# must admit, i've never actually thought about it before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:59, archived)
# muppets have to masterbate too you know
:D

EDIT: OH, just noticed the puppeteer's little finger jammed into the last finger of the puppet, FUCK!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] allegedly...

I was asleep in my room... mum and dad went out and never returned!...
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# can you dig it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10202573
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)
# everybody's dead, dave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# yes
I'm only half here - in between turns at on-line risk.
what went so wrong with my life?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)
# i'd say too much wanking
or maybe not enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# As much as I enjoy the boardgame 'risk',
it does not give me the horn.
So probably not too much wanking.
I lost anyway, so I'm going to bed.
bye
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# bye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)

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