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[challenge entry] That Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I have some unions belonging to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# heheh
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:01, archived)
# He'll be glad someone's removed those dark rings around his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Dave,
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Oldskool noise vector

same bad lady as last night.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Why is lady bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:27, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-meinhof
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Oh. So not sexy, lacking clothes, bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# how is baader formed? how is girl get meinhof?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# They need to do way instain Rote Armee Fraktion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:34, archived)
# when saint peter told her she couldn't get in
she said they had 5 minutes to get out
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# If you turn it on its side it's an old bird with bloodshot eyes and a walking stick
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Not this time Bloop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:37, archived)
# There's sort of a charging bull though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I can only see the eye and the beak now
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Ahhhh
I see it! I couldn't see it at first because I couldn't figure out where the beak was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:57, archived)
# oh fuck. ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:58, archived)
# It's either a penguin or a raven in a headscarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Turn it the other way instead and it's a blueprint for a nuclear submarine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Probably elderly crow time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Probably crone time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Oh that's much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:41, archived)
# maybe an astronaut with spikes shooting out of his neck and face
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Mofahaimages®
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:37, archived)
# bloop, do you see the buzzard dropping a tadpole into someone's hand in this one?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:52, archived)
#
tadpole foetus
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Someone say something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:06, archived)
# *smokebomb*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:06, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
you're just a bad kid
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:17, archived)
# My doctor says it's just ADHD :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:20, archived)
# What is that
Always Delete Have to Delete?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Anal Dykes in High Definition.
You can really see those holes glisten.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:33, archived)
# yes, but there's two buzzards
one on the left has lost most of its feathers, poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Looks a bit like David Sylvian.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:07, archived)
# There is a bit of an androgynous feel going on there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:11, archived)
#
I don't know who this is, but it looks brilliant, none the less.
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry] You two, play nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I've not really been following this Ed/David stuff.
Having now a chance to examine them I'd like to ask what the fuck is wrong with their faces? They seem completely incapable of holding a normal expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# they're politicians :p
just be glad they dont have giant pudgy inflatable heads
(gtfomh, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# ahaha
I like this.
And even though it isn't a weak pun or a headswap, I still think you should compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Umm
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I'm getting mixed feelings here
also, this ebay auction is bugging me.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:16, archived)
# curious
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:21, archived)
# lol, ebay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# tempting
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# like a cream cake, with lots of strawberries on it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# better!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I might buy it just to destroy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# then send it back
saying "THIS BLEW UP MY C64"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# If memory serves
that's a power supply unit and TV modulator for an Amstrad CPC464 (possibly the 664 and 6128 too). They were bespoke units for Amstrad hardware. I find it highly unlikely they're in any way compatible with the C64 or Vic20.
(The Great British Troll, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:19, archived)
# This just looks like an excuse to post katy brand's tits again.
Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Has this been shopped? I'm having a hard time finding anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# aughu huhuhuhh
GAWD!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# O NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] spent far too long on this
If he told you to jump off a bridge, would you?!
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# haha nicely
what the hell was the source dare i ask? :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I was going to suggest it might be from the film "Pi"
but that was shot in black and white.

So, erm, not that.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# maybe he just spent ages making it
(gtfomh, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:48, archived)
# ?
So long that it turned into colour?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:57, archived)
# yeah I imagine it would have taken a while to do all the colour
(gtfomh, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# and
this is a faceswap done right !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:40, archived)
# possibly contains NSFW ads - had to hunt it down as i've had it for a few days
www.fugly.com/pictures/13202/01_insane_34933.html
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Let's negotiate--well, you know the drill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Nicely!
I find myself unexpectedly amused

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# have a thing i just did with my name
meh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:27, archived)
# would make a nice back-lit sign
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# ha above my flat.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:34, archived)
# unless your last name is Brown ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Indeed
it isn't thank fuck. Although newspaper headlines were always funny.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# You have a funky, retro name that kids don't get enough these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Im liking this
My mate Gordon would dig this..
(Sherbs, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:14, archived)
# What was it like being Prime Minister?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Holy shit run... just run!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Arrrrrggghh. Massive cookie monster is massive.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# :) I cringe in fearrrr
may I toss in something not worth a thread?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Ha ha :-)
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)
# 13572468
RIS?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:08, archived)
# pfff
frame order: 1 thru 8
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:38, archived)
#
Nice.
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Compo it!
EDIT (Oops, been away several hours, didn't realize alt-compo had been invoked) :D
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I love the wobbly camera
woo, thats rather scary.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Yes it was a handheld shot the full clip pans across the dual carriageway and then the bridge
but the gif would have been impossible to compress with that many frames.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Eeep! Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)
# haha meep meep!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# hahha
cloverfieldmessage.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# someone mentioned the hidden message before in the final titles
and I looked and looked and didn't see anything that pointed to a sequel. But listening to that maybe, just maybe, they will make Cloverfield 2.

I would so want to watch that but obviously the whole Blair Witch Project style filming would have to be ditched as the credibility for that will have been lost now, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I love that film
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:36, archived)
# we must placate it with
a cookie the size of Wembley Stadium...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# But that's my cookie stash
it's a bugger getting it in the biscuit tin though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# ruuuuuuuuun!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# oh my
please do a fake ufo video

hell, I'll upload it to youtube if you don't want the death threats that go with it

please please please :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# what like this one?
www.vimeo.com/15175335

I am intending to improve upon this one the tracking data slips as I was using "Voodoo" camera tracking software and it never creatse a perfect track for some reason I haven't figured.
The Cookie Monster one was done with a 2D tracking software and the track is perfect. So my plan is to use that software to fake the camera move in Blender then import to After Effects.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# OMG!
You're a girl online! :o
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:28, archived)
# haha is that so strange?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:30, archived)
# It almost never happens,
and you're talented and not complaining about something to do with men also!

Respeck! *does chav motions*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:23, archived)
# maiden
that's completley seamless.

please. do not tire from making lots of these as practice.
(not that you need practice) ;)

MrKane( aka DrZaarlon ).
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:59, archived)
# This is
Woo :DDD
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kolonel_kahlua, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# After the TV work dried up she put her talents to charitable use


De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Awww bless!
*toots on a slide whistle approvingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)
# ha you are old
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)
# That's what she said!
Wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Yes!
:D

Clangers needs a de-ris? Oh I feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# WoooOOOooOOooO
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# According to the United Statesians:
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(|, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)
# ed gastric band
? :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Kim Yong-Ed
* click *
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Apologies to FrogBeat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# It's true, I always do the left one first
and the right one is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:07, archived)
# That's nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# The Thatcher
effect?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:35, archived)
# you posted this before didn't you?
wheres prodge?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Sticking identikit smiles
onto garden birds.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Whilst I like your pic berk......fuck me this compo is shit.
I'm not usually one to complain, but how many fucking pictures of one man can people do?
There's masses of talent on this board, and we're stuck with trying to make funnies of one guys face.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# And I swear I've seen this 'joke' sbout 3 times already
and I still don't get it...

Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)
# yeah! I do.
it's umm, errr, you see, if his face is...

ok, no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)
# WEll at least it weren't the other one
b3ta.com/board/10204570
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:17, archived)
# here, have a Mofahaimages® inspired image
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)
# It's like the Dave/Ed faceswap,
Just unoriginal and shite. No offence to anybody in particular, but it's just what peeps are stuck with with this type of compo.
No compo should be based on one person.

EDIT: How's your cold WiL? I'm at the either go to bed with a lemsip stage, or stay up and get pissed and forget about it until the morning. My snivelling is telling me to get the lemsip, whisky and honey out and get to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I've been opting for the 'get pissed and sleep it off 'option
it's at the 'Don't give a fuck anymore' stage and hopefully is now gonna get better as I can't see it getting any worse and it seems to be going as quickly as it came.

Or it's just playing with me...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Ha. I know how you feel.
I was thinking to myself last night that I hadn't had a cold in ages, and feeling quite pleased with myself. Woke this morning with a half cold and sore throat, feeling generally shite.

At the moment its one of those 'neither comes on or goes away' colds.

Either get here or fuck off!!!

I blame you!!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)
# *takes blame*
if it makes you feel better...

*edit* Mine started the same way, be prepared to be surprised!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Haha. No, but thanks.
EDIT: such comforting words. I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Not meant unkindly
just read it back and in text it looks that way...

Hey, when you're ill, anything that makes ya feel better, happy to do matey, no skin off my keyboard!

Mine seems to be diminishing as quickly as it came, odd for a full on flu! I have swollen glands n everything!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Bloody hell no matey, I didn't read your post in any other way.
Maybe just my sarcastic way coming through.

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Well text is text and is very interpretable IMO
which is teh only good use for emoticons.

My cold/man flu is rapidly diminishing, I just hope it ain't playing with me n coming back three fold tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# More a case that they shouldn't make a compo
of something that's already been done to death before deciding to make it a compo.
No reflection on anyone who's done a picture - there's only so many ideas that can be done on someone with so little personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Nail.........Head
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Is it time for drop dead ed yet?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I completely agree...
it's a shit compo and all of my entries have been shit too.
I've reposted a couple, such as this one, but I don't know why, probably because there is nothing on the telly worth watching and I'm dying of boredom. I've already fucked the wife tonight, so I can't really think of anything better to do. Any suggestions as to good movies that one could watch on youtube for free? last night I watched se7en.
(Testicles just for you, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:51, archived)
# CTRL-X please
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# No, that stores the data on the clipboard. You want Shift+Delete (or Backspace)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:12, archived)
# cmd + D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Del
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
#
Backspace
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:57, archived)
# escape
.
(cheebatv, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
# END!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Enter
.... if you like that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Force Quit
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:00, archived)
# CTRL+ALT+DEL
CTRL+ALT+DEL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:04, archived)
# open task manager
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Fucking Ctrl + Shift + Esc.
The fuck, Vista? The fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# What's that coming over your mum
Is it Ttssattsr, is it Ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# THAT SONG IS LIKE NOT THE BEST OFF THE ALBUM.
Lost At Home was better :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
My thoughts entirely.
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:07, archived)
# ESC!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Hard boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:07, archived)
# ^this
...with lineman's spikes on
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I've read their bios.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:15, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Timmy, don't play with your words.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION, HONEST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Well I'd have thought crying were a better manoeuvre.
/flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Because!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:01, archived)
# del c:\pairof\talentless_twats\*.cunts
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# del *.*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:24, archived)
# pkill -9 kuntz
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:59, archived)
#
~$ rm -rf
(dandescendant , a poor imitation of a fine ming vase, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Late 1977 - Carry On Team attempt to resurrect the series by jumping on the sci fi bandwagon...

CARRY ON CLICKING FOR FULL POSTER

I know this needs better jokes...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Thanks
Took far too long, forgot all the jokes I originally wanted to include and then went and posted it at ten pm on a Saturday night. Apart from that...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# haha top notch

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
#
Fuck, yes. That's brilliant, made me chuckle if nothing else. Ta
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:11, archived)
# AWESOME :D
*clickitywoo*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Zany
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Needs more
Aberdeen strip.
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Carry on up the Exhaust Port?
Carry On Rebelling?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Alt Compo fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Soup Herb! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:11, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Has the athlete's village been finished yet?
India really shot themselves in the foot over this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# But I hear their Metro's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 22:05, archived)
# hahaha
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:32, archived)
# screw the rules--I'm goin' in
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# hammertime?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)
# yop :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:27, archived)
# and I was just about to collaborate and listen.
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Damned global warming
I fly 1,000 miles to go ski-ing and this happens
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Sorry in advance...


(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Actually I did grin/groan :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I am just glad of the attention,
I have a few more up my sleeve, but thought I would ease myself back on to the /board gently...

edit: :-D
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I had to get it out of my head,
and I thought 'heh, I am not going to miss 2 seconds of my life' :P
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
This made me laugh like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# :D
Thanks.
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# *brandishes*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I'm sorry too!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:08, archived)
# *sigh*
*mumbles to self* :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (301 kb)
ok... do your worst
(cyudio enjoys frozen fruit., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:49, archived)
# :D
I envision some massive sonic attack here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I predict a riot
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# another 'hope it's not bindun'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Ris now shirly?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Billy Bear Sausage
A formed meat product that looks like a bear's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo
Safeway! Now Morrisons! Ris!
I'll just leave
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Read
this. It explains everything.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Now it is clear thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
# deep amd meaningful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I feel inspired and rejuvinated.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# It's gonna stick to the roof of it's own mouth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hide that sausage
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
# shuriken sausage!
real? or....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I suspect not considering the pork content.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Hahah pedo bear ham :D
30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqrn1aALT41qzh229o1_500.jpg
(herman:D, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:17, archived)
# look at the sell by date! no wonder it looks moldy around the edges!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy ED :D
(herman:D, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# bombombombom
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Bite his tongue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha run beach!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Cheap shot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
#
That is so disturbing. Cheers!
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:15, archived)
# COR
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Ed doing elvis in drag.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:00, archived)

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