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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# I want play rampage NOW, what a great game (for 5 minutes)
:D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# I wish they'd make up their minds who they want to be
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Evening chaps and chapettes


I trust you all have smashing blouses on
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# My blouse is fresh and ready to burst
Evening!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Phoooaaarrrrrrr
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Speak up . . . my blouse is hard of earing !
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# KOREA!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:06, archived)
# I got the shots for that !
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Always.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Good to hear
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Nings. I have my frumpy housewife blouse on
I'm having a woman's period.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:05, archived)
# that looks like a cool phone
does it have quicktime?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# it's the phone's OS
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]


It's done, now we can all move on.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Thank you ;)
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Brilliant challenge :D (not so good entry)
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I'm frightened
that clumsy mexican could do some serious damage
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Well . . . I'll bee !
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# its sexy time
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# *whistles*
Oi, Spongebob, over hear mate. I think I may have found you someone at last!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I make no apologies...
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:23, archived)
# And so you shouldn't
:D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Oof!
Raargh!

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:43, archived)
# haha
love it
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Ok, Bond... you can use him for this mission only!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
# ^ Now that is...
I finely constructed wanking machine
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha sean connery looks like he's enjoying qbert.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
# That's a monster . . . and it B a movie !
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
# *glees*
Sorry to TJ PM but I'd like to demonstrate had fucking annoying and bad automated Facebook posts/apps can be!

On a mate's who's grandfather literally has a few hours left of life this was posted on her wall:

Madame Meg's prediction for Beth:
"[name], I bring you GOOD news! Next Thursday will be a lucky day for you. Wear something black to make it happen."


I'm fucking livid as quite possibly in the next few hours she'll see that.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
#
If you ain't never been to the Facebook
Don't ever come to the Facebook
'Cause you wouldn't understand the Facebook
So stay the fuck out of the Facebook
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Was that Wordsworth?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Naughty By Nature.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Flump attack!
:D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:11, archived)
# hahaa!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Stompede !
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Knock down some buildings!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] There's no more food.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
# After Crow :D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] FATCAT!!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Eat fur balls !
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Full of fur balls !
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant and yay for FAT CAT
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Teddy Murphy?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Woo

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Rip his head off!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:13, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: B MOVIE MONSTERS


Make a B movie monster: mash it, 'shop it, photograph it, animate it, cut out of paper and scan it, or make a B movie monster costume and wear it. Then enter it in the challenge. Raarrgh!

Challenge suggested by maiden and voted for by YOU. Challenge image by Prodigy69.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:01, archived)
# pearoasting cunt
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha - Home lol
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha:D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:10, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] KILL IT WITH HAMMERS
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
# WTF :D
Hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Arnt you supposed to actually alter the picture in some way?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahahah!!!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Whats with the eye?
I'm an alien alright? Let's drop the subject.
Cool! An alien! Has your race taken over the earth?
No.. I just work here.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 8:17, archived)
# Next week in OK! Magazine
Jordan: My Cyclops plastic surgery nightmare.

The sad thing is the bitch would still manage to make money out of it if she did end up looking like this.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Cripes!
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# nah sorry...it's unconvincing
shes never looked that good...
woo

yay
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a monster because he leaves wet towels on the bathroom floor.
 O
/|\
/ \
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] By the power of TRON
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Motorcycle riding suits inspired by TRON
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Dear Advertising company for this product:
Please, next time use a model that not only fills out the suit, but doesn't look like a shorter, fatter version of Chow Yun Fat.

Thank you,
Advertising editors
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Links...... >
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Oh good one.
TJ: My granddaughter Lilly was born 20 mins ago 8lb 5oz.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:53, archived)
# congrats
that's a good size :)
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Smallest one of 5 so far.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:25, archived)
# YAY!!!!
Jeebus we're old :D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# !
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Seems accurate enough
*waiting for the punchline*
:(
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Hmmm
Was watching his speech today and had to punch myself in the face to keep from being hypnotised.

In other news, Guess what I just saw?

I wonder if the man himself is aware he has been made into an accessory...
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:40, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:51, archived)
# yeh
when he said that in the speech, i had a dry-boak too
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:01, archived)
# sorry


*edited for body accuracy*

*edited for disturbing factor*

had to get it out of my head
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# INDEED!
fnar fnar fnar
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Also, for anyone familiar with pokeymons:
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Ahahahahahaaaaa! :D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!


Fuckin board's dead right now, man
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:16, archived)
# pff
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Wood
He looks well hung
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# D:
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
#
after that you want to head to the local bar for some complimentary peanuts.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
#
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(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha cheers herman
:D i'll do you a graffiti thing soon
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Ed and Mrs Simpson
he had an unusual early life and is actually much older than he looks.



Sorry if bin dun....
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha
what?

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)
# I done finished that drawding I posted last night

CFB
(280kb)

'Ning B3ta!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Must be a sad story.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# V nice :D
Woo
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Wow
tip top drawing.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# ha, this is really good
that was the comment I was going to post last night

the wing-holding thing is a nice touch
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Splendid stuff.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Bloody rubbish*
*Fucking ace
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# FUCK OFF*
*Thank you!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# ace
lovely lines and colouring
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I often wondered
what WoW baddies did when there was no one around to fight them. And now I know.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Any connection to this story?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Sorry
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# * Burns b3ta FAQ's
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I HATE FICTION
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE NON-FICTION OTHERWISE I HATE IT IT SHOULD BE SCIENCE LIKE IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# But science is...
...only a theory.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Your FACE is only a theory!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# What lovely handwriting he has!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Isn't the ability to write pre-JPEG compressed text amazing?
He wouldn't consider it a god-given gift though.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Fair enough
though I doubt that's exactly what he'd say

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# This is what is considered by Historians to be
the Pendulum effect. Unfortunately, our society has seen much more extremism in the name of God. THis causes a backlash towards not believing and towards more extremist behaviour.

The best way to deal with ANY of it is to take it for what it is, and to crucify Jeremy Beadle.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# ^What she said^
But with more hatred, prejudice, and flaming hammers of gettofuckerry
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I'M A BOY!!!!!


schmeez...
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
# With this?
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)
# I'm not going to debate the merith of the man
I'm taking this pun at faith value.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# There's no need to crucify him
it's just an image
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I don't believe you.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:36, archived)
# You're such a zealot
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# That won't altar what you've done.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# okay I give up
I cannot think of anymore.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh no! Its...
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# haha "the Modfather"
Radio 2 said his new album was amazing

From what I heard, it's like someone shitting a pineapple into a cake tin
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Sounds delicious
You're making me too hungry I've only been here 5 minutes!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# shitting whole pineapples makes you hungry?
*shrugs*
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# you gotta make room for curry somehow
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# hahaahha
I clearly heard the sound in my head then
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Worst. Recipe. Ever.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Pineapple Poocake!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaa
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Oh dear, please make it go away.
please make it go away.:D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Destroy all!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# haha superb!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Destroy all modsters!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# this would be a good time to leave this here and run away


this was my gf's idea
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:35, archived)
# hahahhahahha
Classic b3ta
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Congrats
on being the 1000th b3tan to make that joke :)
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
# haha
I knew it!

But I had to use that pic cos of his expression
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# He's such a grumpy bugger
Screenshot from some ep :

(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# every time I see Riker I think his shoulders are made of planks
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# They're Joan Collins' cast-offs
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Maybe he's a Romulan in disguise
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# He is not a merry man.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# "Parallels"
I love a surprise party!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 18:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Now do a red one...
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I think that's bindun more
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
"Ok, who put lemon curd on my face while I was asleep?"
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Mmmmm Lemon Curd!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# groan
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
# borgerlols
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Haha good grief!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
#
:)
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# 'ave it then

*giggles*
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Mmmmm,
roast kittens.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# tis only good
with sauteed alligator eggs.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oooof!
:D
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# I'll just drop this repost here, since the same source was used.
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha! I get it!

Budgie Klingon! Who's a pretty boy!
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Nonono
Star Peck
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Oh. OH.
*spang!*
(, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:16, archived)

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