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# Spawn more overlords!

Fear my font-matching algorithm!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not proud of myself
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# yiff yiff
jolly jack furry tits time.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Gonk Wank.
His very existence is justifiable reason for aliens to completely bloody annihilate earth with extremely prejudiced and hateful hammers of flaming shitfuck.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# ^I fully support this
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# But
He is gay, so therefore deserving of his own show
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# MICHAEL BARRYMORE'S HIDE-THE-BAT SPLISHY SPLASHY FUNTIME!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Ronnie Corbetts Lesbian Rotation Wheel Of Fortune Deathwish Hammer Dodge.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# FUCK.
Would watch.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
#

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I met him
And found him to be a nice bloke.
*two-bob-worth
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I'm sure he is, but that doesn't stop him being annoying on the telly
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# matter of taste I guess
Can't say I'm a fan myself but the underlying tenet of taking someone who is down in the dumps and making them feel more confident about their body is pretty good IMO
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah but they're all minging.
He should get some hot girls that are feeling down in the dumps, and get them to strip off and get sexy together.

Erm ...
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I think he's good at what he does
but understand why people find him annoying, as I'm sure he does.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# ^ this
plus I hardly think b3tans are his target audience.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Only the gayers. See above. And below. And yesterday.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# What's your point?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# u r gay lolz.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Let me re-phrase that
What's the point of you?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
You loon!

:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] They hunt based on soundbytes
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha - excellent
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Ace!
And finally... *SPOILER* Nom nom nom waaaah *splat*
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Haha!
click
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Click 'n woo!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Haha, love it
Not enough Trevor on here!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:25, archived)
# and finally...
yes! click
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] What can I say... Seamed like a good idea at the time
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Goes without saying, really.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
Nimble little minx, ain't she?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# And a dab hand in an employer liability lawsuit as well...
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# CHOOSE. CHOOSE A FORM OF COMPENSATION.
*Huge pile of walking cash emerges from behind a building*
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# AIM FOR THE FLAT-TOP!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# THIS CHICK IS TOOOOOOAST!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# He's a sailor, he's in New York ...
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Best line of the film!
That and "Back off man - I'm a scientist."

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Technically speaking, actually
Yours is.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# One day, I'll get a t-shirt
of Venkman looking up at the librarian with that written underneath.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ahhh i love this compo

gives me an excuse to get this out
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Get your rampaging cock out?
Any excuse
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] been ages
since i had a good rampage
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# AAARGH!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# That
is the very definition of "jolly good".

If you look in the dictionary under "jolly good" - that's what you see.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# \o/-YAY! DESTROY!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Click 4 dick
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Middle England's worst nightmare


Click for bigger (174 kb)


"Even better than There Will Be (Rivers of) Blood. 5 Stars" - BNP News
"A call to arms. The best film of the year." - Combat18.com
.
.

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Time to update that Tory poster from April
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I read the bottom one as the married couples allowance too :D
which is probably your intention, my brain is full of headache today, excuse it if its being stupid
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# ooh me too
I have an ice pack on right now
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I feel like I have an ice pick in right now
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Good mornin.. just :D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# haha
Thatcher will never die
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Oh it will
I think they should do away with a headstone and just make it a giant toilet
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# destroying whole swathes of the north of england.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Just stab her in the back
The Lady can't turn round!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Chewits yay!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit naughty i know.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Is he pregnant then?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
# At least,
when he has a bath he can chuck his washing in with him.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha
sounds like a JML product RIGHT THERE!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# That's disgusting
I had a friend who had parkinsons and he died in the bath.

He choked on a sock
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# The old ones are still...
the oldest...


FTW
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I'm sorry
I'll kill myself for you
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# His missus is. They wasn't planning on it but then Michael bumped into her.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# haha
whose site is this? www.pigsaw.co.uk/b3tastuff.htm

some tineye research has found daddypigsaw: b3ta.com/board/7272923 Whatever happened to him?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# 77 posts obviously an infrequent boarder. I've not heard of him before
but he's done some nice gifs.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Deborah's party trick, was always the same!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Waci.... No I'll let someone else say that
Hahaha :D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Send it to the tabloids
"Dragon in racist gesture shocker!"
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ah so!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Sicks a little
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Ha ha nice one.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Premonition o_O
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Ooh that's toxic!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Where are the other three Beatles?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# pfft :)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# is that heather mills on the right?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Possibly, but I think it's a traffic cone
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# And from the reverse angle:
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware the Monkol, my son....
my son....
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Now we're talking, ha ha ha,
: D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# yikes!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Oh YES!
Woo!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Bloody hell!!!!
:D
*clicked then ran like the clappers*
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# That's brillig!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Mum?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Your right, it does look a bit like her.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# My right?
Yes, yes it does.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'd like to enquire as to whether one would be able to acquire milk from such a creature.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Fresh and creamy, with a delicious hint of terror.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Green top for the win.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# that made me
wee a little bit!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Excellent work!
Vorpal Blade required to finish this one off me thinks!
w/y/h!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] awesome, reminds me of my pugslug
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Bless
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Holy shuddering.........
I've just done a poo in my pants.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# nice boy!
argfh!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha superb as always :D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Arg!
Awesome!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Excellent Work!
click, click, click
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Is it Real Movie Sunday?
That's ace that is.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Alas...
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Macca's expression sums it up nicely
but it made me smile and I have no idea why
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Blimey
I never knew how expensive bullets were!
: D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Silver bullets
Only way to kill a werewolf.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ah, of course. Silly me.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if White Wolf Publishing has explained it as such
With Chapman, a ghoul in the service of some vampire, eliminating the John Lennon galliard werewolf. They've assimilated just about every other historical event.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# And, in all this crazy fantasy what exactly would Yoko be?
A normal lovable mother?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Kindred of the East
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
#
Oh FFS.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
/ac
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] They come!!!!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# haha
Darwin didn't see THAT coming!

also - after a lovely savoury tortilla. was it down with Battenberg in pill form!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health/
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ew ew ewwww
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# they should make spit-meth and buckie cocktails
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Battenberg Pills - FTW!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha

I'll just slip this Pea here!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I love this!
It's the face, the face that does it :)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovin' dis.

And I'll just pea here too...

More fearful

Even more fearful

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Really quite fearful.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Why is it always lens-flare in your images?
lens-flare Lightning
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# AAARGH!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# This is lovely
while scary
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Blimey. Awesome shadow work.
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hmm, they look tasty!
Mornin' Ninj
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Mornin' Q!
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# ^ I like that, because it's funny
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! Superb.
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Drugs are bad, okay kids?

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Has there been an "inappropriate merchandising" challenge recently?

And yesterday I managed to Goatse the dailyrant comments. Again.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work! How did you do that?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I write under the name "George Oatse"
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Pfft
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Classic stuff.
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# YES!
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# She fucking loves it
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Poppers make you go honk?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# If spilled - yes!
'lo mv. Are you zombifying on Sat?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# You have clearly not seen Peppa Pig!
That's all that George ever does!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Token effort, then I really must get some w*rk done...
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# seams alright to me
: D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Never knock a good seam...
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Where?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Is that shopped????
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I know! Entirely self-taught!
Either you got it or you ain't I guess ;)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Kerry King the Sarah Michelle Gellar head I don't get it.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Really, though...
*shakes head*
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Is it just
'needs more Buffy'?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# 'ning!
scroll down - seems to be a period gush today pfft....
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Time of the month!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# It's the 7th.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# ! not ? ;)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# BUGGER!
Should have posted it yesterday. Still never mind I'm in a great mood today. I'm going to see my granddaughter who was born yesterday :)))))))))))))
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Nice one :D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Whoop whoop!
Also - old git ;)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Yeah I know.
This is my 5th grandchild, smallest one so far 8lb 5oz :)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Going for the full football team?
Congrats :)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Yes. I've got 4 grandsons
but this one has spoilt it. Girls can't play football. I pretty sure I'm right there, I saw it on the internet so I must be.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# nice one!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# AHHHHH HOW SWEET - congrats!
Babies are the opposite of periods you know.

Science.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I thought they were just
periods that had got stuck and mutated.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I found this at hallmark
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Awwwww!
I'll save that and pop it on her Facespace page.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# OMG! No...
*logs out and sits in corner*
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Just *once*, I wouldn't mind running with these other fools *away* from the trouble.
:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:56, archived)
# AAARGH!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] beware of the bear
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:46, archived)
# ZOMBIEBUNGLE IS GONNA EATCHA
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Hai!!


:D
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Em....how about, er... Rated X? Ok I'm going with it!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:44, archived)
# kill + hammers = ^
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# F**king Hell!
his hair is a disgrace!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Oh come on
He is 82
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I know, but what about Cowell's?
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# YAH!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# He'd sign you.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# im....................
related to this man......
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] T H E G I A N T S L U G
its a really really big slug


(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger cruet
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:44, archived)
# That IS really big
:)
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:45, archived)
# get the salt!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Pea from last night
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)

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