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# DIE ACORAH DIE!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# VIGO = WIN
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/fred-thompson-footgoose-unt-viggo-untmark-rylancer-jape0_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# YES
EDIT: Vigo is wiv the angels now :( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_von_Homburg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I was once in McDonalds and saw a baby that looked like Vigo, I nearly spewed laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# OH FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# oh shit, he's dead?
mebbe bebe had his soul before his death

it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# that's a fucking awesome thought
and equally frightening
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# JAJAJAJAJA
NOW I MUS BE BUYING ZEE BEERR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# the scourge of yvette fielding
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
# you know,
i don't agree with hitting women, but......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Having Fun with Seasoning
To follow up on an old gag, there must be a b3tard working at my local Waitrose. How else to explain the fact that the Jerk seasoning is genuinely shelved next to this...? (I didn't move it)



Immature lols = the best lols
(Commander_billybops http://thoughtrambles.tumblr.com, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Fish Jerk?
TPW?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:39, archived)
# :D looks like it's 6.98 total to jerk meat there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:39, archived)
# It's Triple Points Weekend!!
BartMeat - why do you miss when my baby kisses me
BartMeat - why does a love kiss stay in my memory

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I GOT SUM JERKY IN MA JERK ASS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha, £1.69, hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# TPW :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Triple Point Weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Quick - tell the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:24, archived)
# mis-heard lyrics (80s tune)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Next week Kool and the Gang visit the Vatican
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# wonder what kind of conspiracy that's about ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# especially liking the (80s tune) bit
for those not knowing katg. lordy i feel old
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Yea, I thought that bit might be useful, since we have a lot of youngsters here :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# :D Nice Fro, Bro
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# FUNK LONG AND FULL OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# d-d-d-d-danny
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# FRIGGS AND MEATCLAW
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# RIGGS!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# +F
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# FUCK AND THE GANG
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# The original tune was St Louis Cardinals' theme song for so long
I don't think there is a person within 100 mile radius who doesn't go postal when they hear this song now.

....and they played it at my niece's wedding a couple of weeks ago ARGHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
#
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# yes, they are
and dapper today
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Nicely, nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# my halloween is complete
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# so is mine ;p

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Edit: Firewhackjack
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# :)
Luke Firewanker
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Nice staff!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# which one?
(as if I had no clue)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Is it an illusion
or does the foreskin pull up at the end of the stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# has to be illusion--and not intended
I was lucky to get the thing to 'work' like it does
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# This is brilliant.
Superbly executed.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I thought it was Ronnie Barker to begin with.
top banana. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# pretty cool :)
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Wonderful Stuff...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
#
OUT LOOKING FOR FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Fuck yes:DD
(herman:D, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicely done!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# nice
photoshop or vandalism?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# thank you
I can assure you that no bollards were harmed in the making of this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# testing


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
#
Fergie's let herself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Fergie wishes that was her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Nope, that does not work....
She still looks like an overweight milf
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# the idea isn't to make her look thinner --
it's just an adjustment in the chart to measure her most relevant dimension ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# And it's in metres, yes?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# or yards--hard to tell :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Saggy hag
(jasondeedemilo 44% mean, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# mmmmmmmmMILF
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# look who's porking
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I found this and I'm sure it should win something
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# let's hope so ;p
In other news: Is there something unusual with b3ta uploader today? It is tempermental most of the time but, at the moment, it's not uploading anything for me.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# it hasn't worked for months as far as I know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I use it all the time--it's just quirky, usually
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# this ^
I gave up on it months ago : (
B3tards.com is now my upload buddy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# What you need is Teh Uplaod Codez
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Is that new news? As I said, I've used it up until today
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I always use my own website for hosting my images.
I've only used the b3ta one once.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I like the b3ta one when it works because there are fewer steps involved than external hosts
therefore it's faster to use
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ning:D
(herman:D, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# D'awww
Nings!

I love how this meme never gets old :D
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
#
v
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# <>
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# %
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# A & Start
(lilben81, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Hadoken!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
#
Mornington Crescent?
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Disregarding what has gone before ... how is this meme old ???
How is it a meme ??
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Well I like it
It's not flogged to death and is executed well.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:51, archived)
# LOLJEDI
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Evil Jedi bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha best yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Poor kittens
And what's the thing the second one was holding?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# an air bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# NINGLES EVERYONE!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Did someone say my name?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah!
Perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
#
Brilliant as always!
(RTL+, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# He's such a twat.
(Span Wang Is in the house, shame it's on fire, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Minor pedantry
.. the two clips of him need to be swapped so that his hands are moving in the correct directions for each kitten. From his point of view, his hands move in the wrong direction.
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 18:37, archived)
#
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:16, archived)
#
I find my lack of pants disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Aha, but he could be behind the kitties
Then it would be ok from his perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Tru dat.
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# You s.o.b..... \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 21:43, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 3:50, archived)
# awww
I was going to do that.

Though it would have been utterly shit in comparison.

*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 8:50, archived)
# it's funny because one of those cats is now dead from the same condition that caused them to fall over
yay for falling goat syndrome.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:47, archived)
# :(
www.b3ta.com/links/Goodbye_fainting_kittens
(herman:D, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# LoL
easily amused we are
(william_shatner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 19:04, archived)
# One man, who fate has made indecipherable. His name: Captain Scarlet.
who fate has made indecipherable. His name: Captain Scarlet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 30 Oct 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what's going on here,
but it made me laugh, and it merits a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)
# This may illuminate.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Scarlet_and_the_Mysterons
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 30 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I'M NOT A FUCKING ASPIE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ha! The fish has been landed!
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hallo Gronkers!
Looks like most of the Sydneysiders are in tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Ahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
#
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:50, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:52, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# CLIVE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:43, archived)
# yup
b3ta.com/board/10233697
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Damn!
I'm off back to bed then.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 9:08, archived)
# yes
but I prefer this version - it's more in keeping with the original (and with the BBC)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10235411
(herman:D, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Placement in Photoshop is only somewhat critical
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:23, archived)
# yea..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Is she be back at college after her placement?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# heehee--mebbe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# it's nice to see Goldie not totally selling out...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:07, archived)
# Is goldie still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:08, archived)
# No
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peter_pets#Goldie
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:42, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(Bewareofthephil, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 7:21, archived)
# Mohammad is a cunt and so are the rest of the made up Gods
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:09, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Mohammad was a prophet, not a God.
Apparently he was a real person a particularly nasty warlord or something.

But I agree with all the points you have raised.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)
# That description fits Bush The Younger
also a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Just so you know
this wasn't particularly a reference to the prophet, but the recent newspaper articles on how Mohammad is the most popular boys name in the UK. Like, the Most British Name.
(Bewareofthephil, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
Nature! With your host, Pope Yoda.
Episode one, Barnyard Dickheads


had to find some use for this goat picture
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 6:08, archived)
# Fact 3: Leave it at Episode One
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 6:21, archived)
# Harsh
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
# eh, I was just wisecracking
(it's what we do here)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Sound track from Deliverance
here

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 6:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:28, archived)
# Elbow touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:33, archived)
# hahaha
Doctor: you are dying of cancer.
Patient: I'd like a second opinion.
Doctor: Those shoes don't go with those trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:37, archived)
# ::D
Dr: Everyone who doesn't have cancer please stand up.
Dr: Not so fast, Mrs. Jones
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:49, archived)
# D: I've got good news and bad news.
P: Give me the bad news first.
D: We'll have to amputate both your legs.
P: What's the good news?
D: The bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 6:13, archived)
# Heres to my dead nazi homies!

WORD!
(umbongotime meh.........., Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:28, archived)
# rissing on that object she is holding (?)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:40, archived)
# ahh
Hip hop Gangsters tend to pour Alcahol on their friends grave as a mark of respect.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:41, archived)
# didn't look like a booze bottle
(or one that I recognize)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:42, archived)
# a celphone
she's a time traveller
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:18, archived)
# Filippo Berio
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:23, archived)
# A bottle of wee
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 10:34, archived)
# what's the matter
(JoePesky, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:42, archived)
# I can't feel my cock
(JoePesky, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:42, archived)
#
feel find
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:43, archived)
# of course you can't when your hand is down someone else's pants
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:43, archived)
# oi
get your hands out of my pants joe
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:44, archived)
# Ellis18 and Pedro Hin are getting in on
(JoePesky, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:47, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:55, archived)
# FP this now!
(no--don't :D)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Hahaha - love it
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:46, archived)
# idiots
haha
(JoePesky, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:02, archived)
# BEG Y'Pardon?
I've been celibate for at least two hours
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:02, archived)
# funny doesn't suit you
(JoePesky, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:11, archived)
# that's more like it--and don't forget it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 5:14, archived)

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