. . . line and sink her !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:54,
archived)
Come back to my PLAICE baby(see what i did there?)
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:11,
archived)
You're wasting your energy.Eel never get that.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:17,
archived)
Right I've haddock with these puns!It's ex-sprat-ly what I've come to expect from here.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:43,
archived)
Don't carpShoal-y this is batter than no comments atrawl?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:01,
archived)
IT MUST BE LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:03,
archived)
intrestingA mermaid, but still with a box. Cant spread 'em though....
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:11,
archived)
keeps things nice and tight
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:18,
archived)
See . . . what's happenin' up on da roof . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:44,
archived)
.......not...much.(people have built weird things up on the roof)
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:45,
archived)
I imagine that they are receiving a fine reception ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:49,
archived)
Why would one roof need so many things?I suspect they are spies.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:51,
archived)
That means that we are spying on spies spying on spies ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:53,
archived)
i like the robo on the end
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:25,
archived)
Thats all kinds of awesome,love all your work. :D *click*
(
FIEND,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:58,
archived)
great job mictoboy Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:03,
archived)
I see what you did there
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:33,
archived)
"ancient spirits of evil, transform this decaying form intoMAGGRA, THE EVERLIVING"
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:31,
archived)
God bless 'er. The woman who transformed "Iron Lady" from an instruction into a nickname.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:23,
archived)
this cat is getting a workout(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:15,
archived)
awwwwwhere's the "after" photo
lovemeow.com/2010/09/then-and-now/
(lovemeow.com/2010/09/then-and-now/
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:16,
archived)
The original script was re-writtenBergman was opposed to being
decapitated for the sake of a movie.
(decapitated for the sake of a movie.
LS18,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:47,
archived)
She was way a head of him ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:00,
archived)
Now I'm getting ahead of myself ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:16,
archived)
HOW TO GET A HEAD IN BUSINESS Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:16,
archived)
I'd have thought20 years was long enough for people to get over it.
( Not Pineapple anymore,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:07,
archived)
Ha, you were only 14 when the miner's strike startedYou weren't there man, you weren't there...
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:19,
archived)
Idealist.Nicely ;)
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:59,
archived)
but i think johny should two N'si can't relax now :(
*slits wrists*
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:00,
archived)
*slits wrists*
*steals ps3 games*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:06,
archived)
jokes on you,i rigged the boxs with small explosives and bags of shit.
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:13,
archived)
Yeah, the fella in GAME was NOT impressed.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:39,
archived)
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Shada,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 18:07,
archived)
RIP Roland Rat
link (sorry about DM) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1325902/The-moment-real-life-danger-mouse-croaked-Giant-frog-eats-tiny-rodent-alive.html
Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:54,
archived)
if onlyit'd happened sooner
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58,
archived)
we'd still haveTimmy Mallett to deal with.
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:59,
archived)
Roland Rat is need again, this time to Save DaybreakIn fact sod it,no one gives a toss about Daybreak, never heard of it
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01,
archived)
*eyes suspiciously*But, you just mentioned it twice...?
I claim shenanigans!
(I claim shenanigans!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:05,
archived)
Mentioned whatNothing to see here, move along now
How's you sir?
(How's you sir?
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:08,
archived)
:)All well, moving house!!!
How's ennobled you doing?
(How's ennobled you doing?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:10,
archived)
Oooh, no.Kicked that into touch back in Jan. Back in civilisation again.
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:19,
archived)
I have heard of Daybreak.But I have never heard of it.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:06,
archived)
Herd of cows? joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:25,
archived)
you and approx. 60 million others The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:16,
archived)
They could start by usingthe Barry Manilow song as its theme tune. That'll get the grannies in.
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:08,
archived)
Where do I sign?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:12,
archived)
Maybe we should do a petition to someoneYeah, because people really look at a petition when it gets handed in
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:16,
archived)
Haha!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:20,
archived)
Gutted.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02,
archived)
Does that mean...my "Love me tender" heart-shaped picture disc, might actually be worth something one day?
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:16,
archived)
Oh David, I'm going to gorge myself silly on sweetehs and wyne!
Ninj,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:53,
archived)
:DLike it, Ninj.
also: Know Your Goat!
(also: Know Your Goat!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58,
archived)
\o/
Though yours, with it's three front legs, is evidently superior.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:00,
archived)
This is information we all need!Edit: The third leg was on special offer.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01,
archived)
Now this is a thing of wonder!*highly approves*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:15,
archived)
I think we can close B3TA nowThere is nothing left to say after the goat rotating guide
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:09,
archived)
Errrr....where's the kebab bit?;)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:01,
archived)
'tasty bits come from here'round the back (f'nar!)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02,
archived)
But of course!*lambasts self*
/coat
(/coat
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:04,
archived)
Wii.....Kinect......Move.
Sony's as much on the bandwagon as everyone else, but at least they can spell.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:34,
archived)
Love itback to the future and modern gaming references converge.
I have had this nightmare.
(I have had this nightmare.
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:36,
archived)
I'm surprised Microsoft haven't squeezed in a Kinect advert in to the Back to the Future Blu Ray releasethey've paid for there to be one everywhere else
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1276846224/KinectKinell.jpg
(s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1276846224/KinectKinell.jpg
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37,
archived)
I love watching The Island just to see the now HORRIBLY dated product placements.:D
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41,
archived)
i can tell youit's suprisingly not that crap
and i'm not really a fan of the wii/kinect type thing
(and i'm not really a fan of the wii/kinect type thing
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:49,
archived)
"surprisingly not that crap"? fuck me, I'd better rush out and buy one!;D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52,
archived)
The hardware probably isn't crap.It's probably very good.
The problem is; there is only a finite number of ways you can incorporate "prancing around your living room like a dick" into gameplay. None of which I want to partake in.
And there are a number of future titles which now have elements that "support" the kinect.
FUCK THAT!!
Games shouldn't support the hardware. The hardware should support the game!
No one wants the Kinect, no one wants to make titles for the Kinect, so M$ has to FORCE the developers it owns to include Kinect-required elements in order to justify the R&D cost.
....grrr
(The problem is; there is only a finite number of ways you can incorporate "prancing around your living room like a dick" into gameplay. None of which I want to partake in.
And there are a number of future titles which now have elements that "support" the kinect.
FUCK THAT!!
Games shouldn't support the hardware. The hardware should support the game!
No one wants the Kinect, no one wants to make titles for the Kinect, so M$ has to FORCE the developers it owns to include Kinect-required elements in order to justify the R&D cost.
....grrr
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:02,
archived)
^thisnow with added grrrrr.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:07,
archived)
I had a go on playstation movethe precision of the controller and vibration/feedback is nice for when you are swinging a sword at something, or carefully stacking blocks, but the games released so far are dull or half finished.
It's 30% a good control system 70% gimmick
(It's 30% a good control system 70% gimmick
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:15,
archived)
I saw someone playing one at LEGOWorld in the Netherlands a few weeks ago.The lag between the movement and things happening on-screen was quite noticeable.
As was that the game was no more advanced than that Eye-Toy crap.
I love the way the Wii has a separate stick you can hold how you like in one hand, and a screen pointer in the other. The 'motion' stuff is mostly just utter bollocks though, so others trying to copy it (at vastly increased costs, in M$'s case) is a joke. A bit like Silvershite.
(As was that the game was no more advanced than that Eye-Toy crap.
I love the way the Wii has a separate stick you can hold how you like in one hand, and a screen pointer in the other. The 'motion' stuff is mostly just utter bollocks though, so others trying to copy it (at vastly increased costs, in M$'s case) is a joke. A bit like Silvershite.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:25,
archived)
Use of "M$" detected.Contents of post disregarded.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:17,
archived)
I am in total agreement, as are Gabe and Tycho(
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:35,
archived)
I disagree with all of this flailing about anywayIf I wanted to do exercise I'd go to the park, give me a good old fashioned mouse and keyboard!
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:38,
archived)
I'm with Pip.I don't want to have to wave my hands in the air like I just don't care to shoot a guy in the dick. Eye-tracking in addition to conventional controls would be cool though.
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:39,
archived)
What next I wonder?Cock controllers! It's the future.
Also: Mild Gunman pffffft
(Also: Mild Gunman pffffft
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41,
archived)
Nintendo should go back to making core gamesThe time is now. Everyone else's fixated on making games to shake your arms around like a retard. Nintendo could go back and make the next whatever they did before the N64 franchise game.
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:58,
archived)
Nintendo should just go bankrupt.:O
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:09,
archived)
One of those kids is Elija Wood (or however its spelt)Buying the anniversary blu ray box set soon, even though i have all the dvds already
( Victor Meldrew,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:48,
archived)
Sony can spellbut its still a rubbish name.
No hidden link. Bah.
(No hidden link. Bah.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 20:15,
archived)
Vince Cable and master
and a video of my (mainly political)pics www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfeEuAHO0qI
beaubodor blogless,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:10,
archived)
hahaha.............."SIT"that's an ace job :D
(
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:16,
archived)
haha!Ive seen them at the reform club and I can confirm that this picture is entirely accurate. Apart from Cable generally has fewer clothes.
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:21,
archived)
I had thought about a less than fully-dressed Vince Cablebut,
1. Much too much photoshopping involved
2. Vomit on keyboard...
(1. Much too much photoshopping involved
2. Vomit on keyboard...
beaubodor blogless,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:27,
archived)
this gives me all the fear Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:09,
archived)
not that successfulthey're still alive!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:33,
archived)
Doin' The Gurnin' Duet Banjo Blues ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:40,
archived)
True fact!As a young man David Cameron underwent cosmetic surgery to enhance his smugness and had sub-epidermal Mr Sheen injections to appear more shiny.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:02,
archived)
Banjo attached for life....................good job.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 19:53,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: New TV Idents"){kind=small}
couldn't decide on one particular channel, so I picked em all
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:56,
archived)
This is my new mop.George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:58,
archived)
Spatula City!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:01,
archived)
What's in the box? NOTHING! You're so stupid! STUUUPIIID! Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:52,
archived)
He looks like he's trying to say "Eew nneww ..." in the way that Phoebe does in Friends. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:40,
archived)
Terror wrist!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47,
archived)
Race wris ...No, hang on - that doesn't work.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:49,
archived)
it's just gibberish--random movements of the lips using liquefy tool
Edit: It would be cool if you control that function with your own facial features.
(Edit: It would be cool if you control that function with your own facial features.
LS18,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:09,
archived)
Are you calling me a poof?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:17,
archived)
As a non-professional (but keen amateur) lipreaderI would have to say it looks like
"Balls to Mongychops!"
but it couldn't be...
("Balls to Mongychops!"
but it couldn't be...
blyerkit e k trilby,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:37,
archived)
hahaonly rarely can I animate mouths to say what I want them to say
( LS18,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:44,
archived)
The Islamic conversion is completelet's party:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:33,
archived)
Hahah la-la drew the short straw then
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:58,
archived)
you can tell them apart? Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:12,
archived)
[giggles]yes, but her broadband is belting (though admittedly she gets billed variously between -80p and £2 billion).
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:18,
archived)
hahahas anybody here got a Slingbox? Are they any good?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:03,
archived)
I love his little Spang hat. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:27,
archived)
i found this and.....i realize i should have waited until next weeks compo :)
^ This should win every weeks compo! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:14,
archived)
it was moving a nicer, slightly slower speed in PSlooks too quick now :(
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:19,
archived)
Oh. You have to practically live on here to pick up the in-jokesEdit: never mind--I get it now
( LS18,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29,
archived)
he's knocking down buildings in a godzilla fashion and a fighter jet is attacking him
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34,
archived)
That's IE for youthe minimum frame rate speed IE can accept is 0.07 or 0.08 try upping the framerate to 0.1 or something. Bizzarely if you use a value below 0.07 IE will actually play it slower.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:38,
archived)
i'm on chromei have it playing as 0.08 but forgot to slow it downa bit
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:45,
archived)
hahaa pre-meme!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:18,
archived)
having visited the WTC site/ground zero last week, i've lost most of my sense of humor about the whole thing. Poor bastards :(
( Victor Meldrew,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29,
archived)
Absolutely superbingtonThough on first glance I did think it was Jimmy Savile!
(,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:22,
archived)
This image doesn't wiggle, jiggle or explode.You'll have to settle for some gore and an unlikely business transaction.
( LS18,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:08,
archived)
Well "Hooarh for that" is all I can say.As I have an incredibly limited vocabulary.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:11,
archived)
Could you make it a lot bigger?To make it comply with the other images on Terabyte Tuesday?
PS. Woo - click
(PS. Woo - click
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:12,
archived)
"Dr Rob's TERRORBYTE TUESDAY!"see it in full terrifying GINGERVISION!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:14,
archived)
THE TERRORBYTEISTS HAVE ALREADY WON! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:15,
archived)
Your mum did, mate.Your mum did.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30,
archived)
He watches that's what he does tick follows tock follows tick(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:43,
archived)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY POOR EYES!
* I am going to have to go to Spac-savers to get some more Ginger-Filter specs now.
(* I am going to have to go to Spac-savers to get some more Ginger-Filter specs now.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:30,
archived)
*settles for some gore and an unlikely business transaction*Why, thank you.
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:12,
archived)
ooo, is this another lion attacks trainer story?
*edit* hmmm restaurant worker, i've no pics for that
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:24,
archived)
"No pants, but I could do with ze bra."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:36,
archived)
wait up--*needed to swig a beer so I could muster up a proper PFFFT* ;p
( LS18,
Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47,
archived)
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