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# I miss snow.


I miss being able to put on a huge coat and not cook internally. I miss scarves and gloves and hats and drinking coffee outside on a frosty morning. I miss seeing the birds arrive for winter and freezing my arse off at some God-forsaken nature reserve.
I wouldn't miss it for very long, mind, but just to actually feel cold again.

(I made this to keep my kids entertained...)
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# What part of the hinterland are you in?
None of that in the GTA.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:34, archived)
# About 6 hours east.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# There's more snow there than we have had where I live in the last 10 years combined
:~(
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I never knew there were so many houses at the North Pole :)
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# HOME ALONE!
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:58, archived)
# I am not looking forward to this crap.
Not one little bit, no siree, Bob.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 4:09, archived)
# me too :(

theres a school near me, and the look on the parents faces as they walked past this to pick their kids up. lololol
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:34, archived)
# also learning snow sticks to walls is fun.

until some twat realised this too, and wrote lots and lots of racist words next to it :S
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:36, archived)
# did you ask him to remove your graffiti from the wall next to it?
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Snowmen know how to entertain the kids

(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:39, archived)
# 1) Go to the nearest bottle shop
2)Stand in the fridge
3)Realise that being warm is nicer
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:56, archived)
# What's a bottle shop, gronk?
Is it the Aussie equivalent of an offie?
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Tell me what an offie is and I'll let you know.
A bottle shop is a place to buy alcohol.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Ker-ching!
Yep, we're singing off the same hymn sheet.
"Offie" is short for "off-licence", ie premises that have a licence to sell alcohol for consumption off the premises.
These days we're so sophisticated, we also do tinnies. Actually, it's mostly tinnies. Well, it is for me, anyway.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 3:19, archived)
# "bottle shop", "offie"
In the U.S., round my parts at least, it's just a "liquor store".
How boring.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 4:08, archived)
# I dunno
I've always thought "liquor" sounds quite sophisticated. Compared to, say, "booze", or "haha me and my mates are going to get shit-faced!"
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)
# A couple of days of over 35 over this way.
& I haven't cleaned the pool yet - sometimes the bottle-o fridge is nicer.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 4:44, archived)
# I find that to be most refreshing.
And dread going out again. It's just the three or four months o ver the summer that were very hard last year. Seems cooler this year, though.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# The very best thing about snow
is being indoors and watching everyone outside, in the knowledge you have the day off.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 8:09, archived)
# Was thinking about something for the image challenge when I came across
this...

Lazy I know, but - sometime life throws you a super-fly-ball!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:21, archived)
# wonder if it has to be your own family
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I'd shoot Shatner
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:46, archived)
# shootner
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:47, archived)
# But I didn't shoot Spock.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:13, archived)
# I wouldn't shoot his deputy
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I think it's more of a DIY
job.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Been reviewing the last days activity
It's not only the less than clever racism but the intentional trolling and willful stupidity in disrespecting everyone else here you weak minded wank sock.
buh-bye
/ignores
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# intentional irony?
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Do you have to do the grisly but necessary deed yerself,
or are there enthusiastic volunteers who'll do it for you?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:54, archived)
# i'll do it
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:55, archived)
# You'll need something like a long-range rocket launcher to take down my sister.
She's like a bloody-minded armour-plated beached whale, with a vicious streak.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:59, archived)
# sounds like my sisters
one's a beached whale, one's a stick insect
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I GO SLEEP NOW. GOOD NIGHT.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Easy to buy Christmas presents for, then.
A large wheeled platform for one, an interesting twig for the other.
Just don't get them mixed up.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# nothing fattening here
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Honest, I'm full
:)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# ah, have another
*assumes motherly role*
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Right bats it, I'm off!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# if the wings were deep-fried to a crispity crackly crunch, I might enjoy it.
...but I never eat anything that still has its head attached. It freaks me out a bit.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:58, archived)
# tsk, tsk--human beings and their quirks
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:01, archived)
# noms
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:01, archived)
# No problem . . . wash it down with a Diet Coke and pound cake for dessert !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I always wondered where pound cake got its name--
from its presumed weight, or something intended for the dogs
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# or something left behind by the dogs
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Happy Meals are not what they used to be
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Halloween treats ;p
and don't animate them into a twitch or nobody will eat them
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:06, archived)
# i am hungry
but i neeed to plantsomw tgnomes
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Try some banana cuke watermelon
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)
#
Boke Bloke
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:19, archived)
# How refreshing!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:16, archived)
# man but if the cucumber tastes like watermelon anyway that'd probably be really good
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:17, archived)
# the cuke rind might be a pain, but eh
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:21, archived)
# cucumber tastes llike watermelon if you dip it in sugar
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:26, archived)
# BAT AND CABBAGE AND JIZZ
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)
# I've just given up any affinity for gravy I might ever have had
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Ofiicial Breakfast of the German Army.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Eating Bat
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:23, archived)
# oh gawd, the bizarre food section of youtube
I'll shop what I won't eat ;p
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Om Nom Nom
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:24, archived)
# *looking for a large, flat pan*
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:27, archived)
# fookin genius
hahahahahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:31, archived)
# *unclips holster containing emergency spang device*
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:33, archived)
# tnhat's a spanging
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:39, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:01, archived)
# hahaha oh no
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:09, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:33, archived)
# mmmm
nicely and most spangworthy, but with a fluffy edged pan
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 9:01, archived)
# You Batsard.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:31, archived)
# yea, my parents were unmarried bats
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Asstastic!
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Qapla!
I hope that is FRESH gagh, it should wriggle.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Damn this film looks good.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(a fake one though!)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Fake?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Oh I'm just messing sorry :)
It is just what a few said on links today when that picture was put up by HT!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Ah did they roast the toast then?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
# No, more about how can they get it wrong AGAIN! :D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I actually like this interpretation of the uniform
the one in the comic books would look far too Village People on film.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:10, archived)
# True
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:19, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:25, archived)
# fuck yea!
but he really should have the eagle on his shoulder :(
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# I see Dredd people?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:58, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# The poor child will Dredd it !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# lolzz!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:01, archived)
# It's coming to take you gnome !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
# IT'D GNOME DAY!
AND OI AM DRUNK
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)
# CHEERS TO YOU SMASHED SMASH !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Yay. Do the splits for us,
then fart and wet yourself.




GO ON!!!
;)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)
# mayme later
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)
# You're one of a kind valin.
About as rare as they get ;)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)
# You're too of a kind BleachedEgo !
I am tetched . . . erm . . . touched . . .
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Radio Gnome!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:53, archived)
# B R O A D C A S T I N G !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
# T E L E P A T H I C A L L Y!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Bit obvious what was going to happen!
Love it :)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Of to make mad passionate gnomication !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Rendleshamgnome forest :D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
# TO THE WOULDS !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# We are not agnome.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Blooming Mental!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:30, archived)
# fabulous!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Maybe so . . . I imagine the he speaks softly and says very little . . .
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:38, archived)
# in a rather high pitch voice
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
#
meep
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)
# that is a fucking good gnops right there
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:39, archived)
# hehe cheers :)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I agree.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# heston chestnut
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Heston bloomingnop.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] By a strange coincidence, I was just 'shopping these souvenirs
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)
# aahhh
hahahahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I recommend reading the official county council health inspector type report into that.
I'm not a connoisseur of these things (arf), but it is fascinating reading.

(The restaurant took the incident very very seriously, but rather panicked, misdentified the problems, and — petrified about bad publicity — hired a confidential but unfortunately unsuitable private agency for help, rather than ask the local county food-safety experts...)

And Woo to the splendid snarky pic.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 7:21, archived)
# Brilliant gnopping
I love a good gnop
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:09, archived)
# top gnopping!
let that be a lesson to us all about the dangers of liquid N
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:44, archived)
# ahhh! that's the best gnops i've seen in ages :D
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 8:19, archived)
# Smug bear is a bit of a cunt!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Yay for bears.

(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:08, archived)
# fucking bears
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:14, archived)
#

(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:21, archived)
# fucking excellent
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Bears can boogie!
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:42, archived)
# DANCE DANCE DANCE!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:08, archived)
#

(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Incredible dancing bear
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:15, archived)
# fucking bears
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Hahahah
Like this one
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:17, archived)
# *stifles laugh*
Cruel fucker
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
i am loving these death star bear anims
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Woo hoo
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Dude's going nowhere FAST !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:54, archived)
# DETONATE!
/pushes buttons but waistcoat refuses to go bang
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Use the Force!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Wow
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
# ^this
hard
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:18, archived)
# hahahah
wonderful
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Kung Fu Bear Finds a Light Saber
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Wow someone copied my idea - I did this ages before that one although theirs is done better.
mine was created 4th April 2009.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Skilled skills . . . the bear too !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Yay let's party
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha shake that drunken furry ass!
unrelated image of the week:
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:28, archived)
# ____ G R O W L ____
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:31, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Arrrrgggghhh
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Bear Attack!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
# bloody 'ell
runs and hides in cave. Woooops wrong cave
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:11, archived)
# *Parp*
Brilliant that.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Burp
Photobucket
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:53, archived)
# pull my finger
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Never. I'm not that kind of girl.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:01, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:20, archived)
# shadowcock!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:24, archived)
# hmmnnghhpppffffff
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Only you could do this
:)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Yo . . . Yo Yo !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Oh my!
*drops monocle*
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:50, archived)
# I've been watching far too much HP the last few days
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:04, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)
# pfft...............meet the kids....

(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
unexpected lol's
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:39, archived)
# hahasorry
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha Yes
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:58, archived)
# *stifled lols*
jeff crilley
reports on huge willy
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# BOX OF FUCK
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# FUCKBOX
For him, for her, for everyone.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:10, archived)
# oh that bastard
hahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:10, archived)
# hhahahaaha
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Hold the mayo.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Good fuck Bad fuck
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
he looks so dejected with his halo.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Double fucked!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Fuckety fuck
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Oooooooooh yes you did !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Oh maître de . . . will you show me to my seat now ?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:31, archived)
# HahahaFuck
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Fuck YES
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Tony Shalhoub?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Good taste
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :D ning people.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
# :/
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Next time they should storm all the call centres instead.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)
# This one never got its own thread

so here we are.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# :D:D
TWO ARFS MAKETH A WHOLE
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I clicked it once, I'll click it twice.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I'm ready to tell you my secret now
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:49, archived)
# haha "I see fatcats"
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Oops
SPOILER ALERT
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:50, archived)
# -.- I mean I see nothing unusual in your picture.... ;)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
the secret's out.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:19, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:57, archived)
#


Someone once complained that by making a clip of the chap in ghostbsuters being covered in marshamallow, I had somehow spoilt the film for them, a mere 25 years after it was released. So I posted this as well...
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
Might as well...

(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Haha
SPOILED
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Splosh!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Spluff, more like...
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:58, archived)
# red
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I remember it though. And is very good
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# !!!!!!
TURN RIGHT!!!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Castle Wolfenstein
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:53, archived)
# ahh, the birth of Nascar
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:06, archived)
# As far as the debate goes . . . it looks pretty equal Steven's to me !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck :D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 22:01, archived)
# wibbling feck
pant filler
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# taptaptap
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
glad I came back to see this
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:09, archived)
# hahahaha
Fucking ace.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Holy fuck!
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
# this is brilliant
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Guinness for Strength. Special Brew for being monged off your tits.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# and strongbow for me
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Absinthe for talking biblical amounts of shite
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# It's not as clean and refreshing a taste as MonkeyBeer - so I'm told as a female they won't let me drink it!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# i don't drink it
but i can if i want to.
i'm a monkey, you see.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)
# monkey beer
it's not for the ladies
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:36, archived)
# i may be a woman
but i ain't no lady
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# you wouldn't be able to handle its clean crisp taste
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# It taste like crisps? Salt & Vinegar, Ready Salted, Beef Curtains?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# crispy, salt and vinegar beef curtains?
*shudders*
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i can fucking handle it!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# monkey beer should definitely be marketed as a real thing.
i'll give you £500,000 for 5% of the business.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I'll take your offer of £500,000 for 5% of this.... *runs away*
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:37, archived)
# The beer that Carlsburg wishes it was
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Probably ;)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# real ale for proclaiming you're a real ale drinker.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Nothing?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:35, archived)
# stella
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Phil swears by it......it's his "fuggin' besht mate"
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Drinking nothing makes me thirsty....
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Intestinal fortitude is also required !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I'm a Kronenbourg kind of a guy.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# ... and for no good raisin!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Well ..... that'd be equally handy .....
For eating both oysters and snails......
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:25, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:26, archived)
# stop usin' them 'cus words!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:26, archived)
# he's spartacus!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# sporktacus
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# snorkelus
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:31, archived)
# sporkcactus
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Was it cheating to use a multi use weepon ?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# No because the other guy was using a net and trident
- they later banned nuclear weapons from the gladiator arena.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:34, archived)
# A natty little off-the-shoulder number he's got on there.
wait, 'on the shoulder'.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# His mum knitted that
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Aces weaponry!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:05, archived)
# i read that as chilespax
and thought you were correctly describing adrian chiles as a bloody cunt
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Why is he so hated?
I saw someone else slagging him off the other day but couldn't work out why.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# i think it's because
he's a cunt. he exudes cuntishness.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# He's changed the world of broadcasting
We're already living in a post-Chilesian world.

To quote Stewart Lee.

Hedgehog, if you're here, yes we know you don't like him it's ok
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# he's a charisma-free zone, so people's general bemusement that he's achieved prime-time exposure
has turned over time, into dislike, then hatred
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# I read that as kept in your hotel . . . sikky me ~~~
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# someone should do
jamie bulger toy - batteries included. I would but would feel far too bad about it. lol
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I definitely wouldn't click that one :(
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Well my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon....
The plumber he said "never........
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# get yourself a good plumber

(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# you cannot wank a turd
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# "where there's a will............................."
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)
# That's one way to make your instant whip...!!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Plumb Bob Crazy !
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:31, archived)
# and there i was thinking it was going to be a chilli spiced tampax
which i can imagine would be a bit ouchy
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:55, archived)
# hi herman i'm really sorry to be the one to mention this but i think you forgot to include ewan mcgregor in this image.
just trying to be helpful thats all sorry if i made it awkward
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:02, archived)
# BBRRRRRMMMMMM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Some daze you're the mug . . . some daze the wind screen . . .
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Is the queen meant to be saying...
"Mother fucka"
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Only on the stamps.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# No wonder they don't taste funny when licked . . .
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# haahahaha
:D *click*
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# UNGHHHHHHHH
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:11, archived)
# SILENCE!
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Those one legged ladyboys are always sneezing in our libraries......
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:15, archived)
# So that's...
a badly fractured shenis?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:16, archived)
# It is if you Kneed toe know ;-)
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:20, archived)
# better than a punctured mangina
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:45, archived)
# You may be right.
It's upsetting me to think about it.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# don't be upset, just do what i'm doing
eating popcorn and drinking cider
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Did you know:
In the US, 'cider' is a general term for apple juice.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# i know, the idiots
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Still trying to figure out the Dewey Decimal Classification System . . .
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Looks more like she's having trouble with her colon
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# So . . . she's got more of a semi colon . . .
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:28, archived)
# So that's
:.5 in the Dewey Decimal Classification System.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Good to know . . . I shall file that away for future filing :.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I'm sure it'll bring you Bliss
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:34, archived)
# big head
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
# haha
"I'm just going to get my head down for an hour".
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:38, archived)
# haha
damn i missed a photo opportunity doing that. Ive seen some of that artists stuff and it was far too freaky.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# This gives me the horn.
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Not the raging horn?
Is there some kind of problem?
(, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)

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