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# CFWP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Why is it sometimes windy in your images?
* PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRpppppp....P
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Also ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Very
easy on the eye sir.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Your sig... ha ha ha


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Well;
it's true! Thank god for long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I have trouble drawing birds' feet.
I've seen whole pages devoted to how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Have you tried
this one?
I found it very useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# needs more dalek on a giraffe if you ask me

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Or trees
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Nice arts
this is getting a click
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# god she looks chilly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Oh, I say!
That's a bit tasty, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
# slow board today

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Fucking woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Mmmmmm, cheddar.
And a Woo too!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Gorgeous !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Proper belly laughin' at this. Have a "click" for afters Georgie!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Is that what he's like when he doesn't have E?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I should develop a new kind of beer called "Aware", the marketing would handle itself
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Loud beer is the best beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# PARDON!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Chrsitmas, Monkey Beer and irresponsibility
go together like Rod, Jane and Freddy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# light years ahead of me
I should have suspected
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Remember
Monkey Beer - it's not for the ladies


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The sow is mine!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Ach! Does the power of Christ compel you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# WOAH!..& woo :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)
# That is genuinely unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Gonzo's puff of breath makes this, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Kermit's gulp is pretty spot on too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)
# woo!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)
# She sure does.
Well, she sucks cock on Earth before she eventually ends up in hell, at least.

Tell me, how do you know my mother? If your answer is 'in the biblical sense', then statistically that's very likely.

Excellent work on the compo entry, by the way.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
#
unsettling sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Yikes!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# That's that girl from the Apprentice who got fired last week, isn't it?
(Meagrom, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Ho Ho Ho...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Hmm.
Needs more napkin and hat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Thanks for the sentiment, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:22, archived)
# And you, old bean, and you.
I feel rather honoured that I managed to get an FP - never happened before. Thanks, chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Well deserved, long overdue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Ta!
One of the nice links with home, this place.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:34, archived)
# *sends package containing Marmite & old copies of Razzle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I hope you found those Razzles in the woods

/traditionalist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Their natural habitat.
EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hedgeporn FTW!
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I can't it
I have to buy it cos I'm a grown up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:42, archived)
# The Red Cross certainly keeps up with the times in its parcels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# congrats on that one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Ta!
It was a rather good morning - Liverpool won, England won and an FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:43, archived)
# haha!
it's a good one too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Thanks!
All came about after a trip to Luxembourg, when I saw a group of lads wearing Che shirts, chanting 'NO TO WAR!'
Whether you like him, respect him, loathe him or not, he could hardly be called a peaceful chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:44, archived)
# haha
just a little bit of research is all that is needed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Twas well deserved sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Ta muchly!
I may have to broach a cider now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ^ what they all said
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:59, archived)
# PFFFT...bet you've been up all night stitching that quilt
'TOP O' THE MORNIN' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Elvis?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:31, archived)
# it am :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# A rose by any other name, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Tap
It's Tap o' the mornin' to ya.

ASHLEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Hehehe!
Nice name change matey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:33, archived)
# HAHA
a stitch in time...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# also
I'm sure these penguins are in exactly the same position every day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Haha I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:10, archived)
# bowwwwling shane
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:11, archived)
# muhaha!
Australians have gone verrrrrrry quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:15, archived)
# LALALALALALALA BLAH BLAH BL;AH BLAH
(couldnt give a fuck aboot the cricket!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I think it's great that english people can finally feel good about something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# me too
I'm Welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I know we're winning.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:16, archived)
# The evening newpaper on the train had nearly no mention of cricket,
other than to say that Broad was going home. All the sports news here was that Mark Webber likes ice cream or some such frivolous puff.
Amazing how none of the otherwise criket-mad chaps at work seem to care about cricket any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Srslytho -
what is going on with the raisin eyed clacker's neck ? He looks more and more like ET every time I see him...

And yes, cricketwoo.
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I don't watch football
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)
# You blow goats instead.
I have seen it on Panorama.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:37, archived)
# ...and then you had a wank?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:57, archived)
# pffftt...
he'll spit it any second!
*click* cause its true
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Would
E
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:50, archived)
# There's a snake in my boot!
Subtle, but woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:50, archived)
# God he's shite
Fantastic arrangements on his stuff, but he is the blandest, fakest crooner I've ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I understand the laydees like him for other reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
# He makes great Yorkshire puddings?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:11, archived)
# fuck yes
he is in fact Aunt Bessie. The crooning is all a front.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I knew it!
I'd suspected as much ever since I discovered that Sheryl Crow was Captain Birdseye.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:17, archived)
# damn - that must mean
that Charlotte Church is the Jolly Green Giant!

I think we've cracked this cabal!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:21, archived)
# A loop

Good mornin y'all
(Sherbs, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Top doodlin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:40, archived)
# *head assplodes*
That's some nice doodlin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:43, archived)
# stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:49, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Thanks y'all
Time to go out and dice the ice
(Sherbs, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:07, archived)
# THIS IS NOT MY IMAGE!!!!!!!!
In truth I've no fucking idea where it comes from....but it's the single best piece of art I've ever seen. It's the perfect art formula, Squirrel+Nazis+Wookie=Genius




(mousemonkey, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Niice
Chewy vs the nazi scum
That squirrel must be a relative of the ton-ton
(Sherbs, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:38, archived)
# It's best not to post images you've had no hand in on this board, mousemonkey.
Try the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:39, archived)
# well, this seems to constitue as 'your own work here'...



(mousemonkey, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:58, archived)
# No need for that
He could have been a lot less polite
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:06, archived)
#
I'd made his morning.
(mousemonkey, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:09, archived)
# The blowjob I got kind of beat this, but it was an admirable try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:15, archived)
#
Always amazed you don't break your back...
(mousemonkey, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I thrash about a bit, but she knows what she's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Almost perfect
but that squirrel needs some disproportionately large breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ^This
and to be honest he could even lose the legs and arse. Cocks don't need support on here!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)
# 9/10
needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Its good but its all over the net :)
www.tineye.com/search/b87c040b874201c6654dfa5504b767d9bec152ba/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:40, archived)
# not yours?
then you want http://www.b3ta.com/links
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:41, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:56, archived)
# That's what the current Mrs Box said last night
I assured her I was very much doing it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# is this why the board broke?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Ah, wasn't just me then

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:04, archived)
# there was a sudden spike in productivity throughout the country
it will keep economists guessing for years
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:16, archived)
# the alternator broke
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Arfyaywoonicelydone!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:20, archived)
# =)
His wife looks pretty much the same
V~nicely done..click
(Sherbs, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Yes! This is good work. You are a good person.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:41, archived)
# This is nice, but I have no idea what you're riffing on.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:42, archived)
# I think its on Bravo or some shit I never watch.
www.dogthebountyhunter.com/

But to be honest I know it best from the South Park pisstake.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Teacher_Bangs_a_Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Ah, Bravo.
The retarded attic-child of satellite television..
.. thanks for the heads-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:47, archived)
# That's a pretty crowded attic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:47, archived)
# It's too early on a Tuesday
And there's Alan in my Sugar

(MHz, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:35, archived)
# wot no comment?
keep em coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Morans!
b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 5:36, archived)
# USA USA USA.
USA USA USA.
USA USA USA.
USA USA USA.
USA USA USA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 5:37, archived)
# you can spell
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:38, archived)
# I cun't
www.b3ta.com/board/10275224
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:42, archived)
# Let me predict the future
Some jerk will post *head-desk* and another will post Haha
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:50, archived)
# *head-desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:55, archived)
#
pay more attention to detail or post is about you!

-you ninja edited and stole our joy in laughing at you
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:53, archived)
# too bad
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:55, archived)
#
you stole my joy this close to christmas? wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:00, archived)
# I feel your pain
but I can't pretend to care :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:01, archived)
#
same, tbh :)
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:03, archived)
# You can still have your joy.
Even the ninja edit marks him out as a thicko who didn't get the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# GOUSA!
And he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

I was just reading about him on Wikipedia. I thought the stuff about his memorial service was funny and touching.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Pfffttt...
The Can I Play With Madness video, I never realised he was in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:13, archived)
# I've never seen it
I've never really been a fan of Iron Maiden. Their stuff always makes me giggle to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:18, archived)
# Just For You

cnettv.cnet.com/graham-chapman-eulogy/9742-1_53-9820.html
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:15, archived)
# Ah, thank you!
It didn't even occur to me to look for it, I didn't think it would have been recorded.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 7:20, archived)
# MORMONS!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] DYLAN MORANS
Also, may I park this pea here? Seems appropriate for the compo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Excellent! Did you burn a real B3TA flag to get that effect?
God, I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:51, archived)
# POOR SINFUL B3TANS!!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:28, archived)
# As you read this
your right hand is on your mouse, and your left hand is on your cock.
Admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:33, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:37, archived)
# O_O
*searches for cameras*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:28, archived)
# tl: din't red
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:37, archived)
# TO BAD FOR YOU SINNER!!!
Your'e going to HULL
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:39, archived)
# You really should've put in more effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 4:35, archived)
# touch it, go on .... touch it!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Words words words words words words words words words words words words words words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 5:08, archived)
# ^ This this this this this this this this this this this this this this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 5:55, archived)
# This is what is so fucked up about religion - not enough self-b3tafication.
No wonder so many bishops and priests are sexually fucked up those guideline are a template for perverting a natural act into something gross and unnatural like going to 4chan instead!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you tell what it is yet?

And with that I'll bid you goodnight. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:41, archived)
# The temptation was too strong for Rolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Woo to both!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:59, archived)
# double woo
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:01, archived)
# FLOR SALE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:02, archived)
# its been
a long time since I seen the universal greeting
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:08, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:28, archived)
# sitting on a park bench,
eyeing little girls...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Forest Park or Tower Grove?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:41, archived)
# they're both full of perverts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:42, archived)
# with bat intents
bat intents bad intentions
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:43, archived)
# but that was the joke ( with bat in tent )
sigh... It was a lot funnier rolling around in my head today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:06, archived)
# erm (gurns)
twasn't up to your usually fine standard :D I had to look at file name to determine what was in the tent. But mebbe that was just me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:12, archived)
# We deplore this blatant Jethro Tull tolerance.
What next? People liking Rush, Yes, Muse? It has to be hammered back into its horrible box.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:46, archived)
#
I think this is the box you mean.
Close-up!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:00, archived)
# oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:01, archived)
# FBI warns:
paper can be used to draw winkies on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:02, archived)
#
www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF215-Kitty_Photographer.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
I stopped going to that site ages ago because I was too impatient for updates. I've got lots of catching up to do.

Fucking hell it's gotten much darker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:00, archived)
# I think he pretty much wound up the site when the book was published last year, but yes, deep joy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:03, archived)
# They really are consistently great.
I'd have been happy just to come up with one of them. I love the drawing style too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:10, archived)
#
midnitesurprise.tumblr.com/post/1015895027/sedmikrasky-1
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 3:53, archived)
# "Because of Toledo"

I really am having the strangest day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:16, archived)
# Yep, that's the one. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:03, archived)
# camping is shit when it's cold
fuck it, bed time.
g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:02, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:04, archived)
# bu-bye
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Are you making notes of this dirty old man?
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 6:18, archived)
# pervert


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:12, archived)
# does it go off with a bang?
and does it contain a hat, or just a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:14, archived)
# its got a toy too
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:15, archived)
# 0_0
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:16, archived)
# dice and a whistle.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# why, sooperdave!
with these gifts, you're really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:21, archived)
# true dat.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:29, archived)
# and look theres more, its a picture of a castle i built with my own bare hands today.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:31, archived)
# i don't know which i like more
the castle, or the fact that there is someone besides me who, when faced with a pile of boxes, will make a castle out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:34, archived)
# sometimes i dont make castles
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:40, archived)
# i think i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:42, archived)
# NOW WE ARE FUCKING GETTING SOME PLACE!
 
excellent : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 2:37, archived)
# theres a small cheap toy inside
not much of a gag though
(paulio, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:15, archived)
# *recovers bookmark*
www.orangespace.net/images/swinger.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:16, archived)
# ha im glad you have it bookmarked just incase.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Just in case?? 5 minutes of watching the pendulum swing is part of my pre-breakfast ritual!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:22, archived)
# nothing beats a good swing.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:28, archived)
# strangely hypnotic....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:39, archived)
# May I?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Mrs Tramp was very disappointed with the quality of the joke last year.
"It's like some kind of... bad joke," she muttered, gazing into the middle distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Pull my Christmas cracker,
Tickle my left knacker,
And if anyone sees,
Just say we're kiwi's,
Practicing our haka.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] my kind of protest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Ah, so you farm poultry then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:01, archived)
# i'm not a pheasant plucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Pheasant plucker's mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
# So are you his wife, or his mate?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
# his mate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
#
www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Attraction_Sign
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
# i'd have run a mile from him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:07, archived)
# so ronery :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:07, archived)
# But ... I thought women like a guy who expresses his feelings?
*crosses this off tactics list*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:09, archived)
# there's a big difference
between expressing your feelings and declaring yourself to be a desperate sweaty geek-perv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:11, archived)
# All those signs have gone to waste :(
and the badges.
and the t-shirts.
and the post-it notes.
and the notes through people's doors
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:18, archived)
# i don't know about notes
but i have been known to post leaves through peoples' letterboxes when i'm very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Apparently I gave someone the gift of half a pizza once.
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:24, archived)
# this is making me giggle quite a lot
which is causing my bruised bits to hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:31, archived)
# oh man, there's a whole wiki devoted to that freakshow?
 
although that does look a lot like a subdomain of encyclopedia dramatica : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:24, archived)
# These demands will be met with tender loving care !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
# promises, promises
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:07, archived)
# So why come to the internet's home of erectile dysfunction?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:07, archived)
# to console myself with the fact
that i'm not the only one who isn't getting any lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Can a bear get a bare break around here ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:57, archived)
# well, that's just charmin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Squeeze if you please !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:02, archived)
# the bears around here use rabbits
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Do they have any problems with stuff sticking to their fur ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:03, archived)
# of course not, but the bear will always ask first anyway
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# so polite those bears
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# now make him shit on the pope!
'cause he's Catholic or something
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)
# He's in line saving up a BIG ONE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# reminds me of that bit from hooligan's island
"does the pope shit in the woods?"
"no, why?"
"because it smells like he's shat in your mouth"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Hit It !
www.badum-tish.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Too late
christinepalma.com/images/sculpture_catellan_pope03_lanonaora.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Never too late for stick on a pope !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Eventually he'll have enough to make a log cabin
and then he'll have his privacy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# With a crescent moon on the door !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Poor old Bruin,
can't get no peace for pooin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Bruin knows that there are cameras everywhere and that he gets no residuals . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:46, archived)
# That word
I always saw as "ogliarch". It's only very recently I've realized I got it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:47, archived)
# I had to look it up : Oligarch may refer to: A member of an oligarchy
(l-gรคrk, l-)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:54, archived)
# A word rarely used in English before Russia became a market economy.
But it was used in George Orwell's 1984, which, if you haven't read it already, I strongly reccomend you read.
Because it's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I admit now that Orwell is great
this opinion has changed from my opinion of a few years ago, when I used to think Orwell wasn't great. My opinion changed because I read a bunch of Orwell. He isn't completely right about everything there is, but I can forgive him for that because I'm so wonderfully magnanimous.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I read 1984 at a time
when I probably didn't need to get any more paranoid. It quite fucked me up, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:19, archived)
# The essays are good. I like this one:
orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit
A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:23, archived)
# 'Shooting an Elephant' and 'The Moon Under Water' are also good.
You username-changing oddball, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Eh what?
Oh, I'm butting in. Apologies.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Same here!
It fucking crippled me for the rest of my life. Nothing can be easy ever again.
A life of stickin' it to the man is often a tad tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:24, archived)
# You have a lot of issues with this man you keep mentioning
srsly I think you should stop hanging out with him.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# !!!!!
farm2.static.flickr.com/1306/1308964843_bf7c161691.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Goddamit Big Night Out was awesome
much more hardcore surrealism than on Shooting Stars.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Seriously.
I remember the first time I saw it, wondering what the fuck was occurring, not wanting it to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Also:
I remember a description I read of Vic and Bob's personas... Vic is like an enormous shallow lake, and Bob is like a small but incredibly deep well.
I don't know what it means but it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Club Style special
Culminating in the masterpiece, "Earth Song".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXJmPttNHio
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Fucking hell
laughing so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:28, archived)
#
to in
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hoi polloi, hoi oligoi. 'parently.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:11, archived)
# That . . . is a mouthful !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# see also: oligodactyly
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Say . . . that is rather rare !
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oligodactyly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I offer you a laurel and hardy chuckle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# never did like laurel and hardy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:52, archived)
# The word sounds like a man choking on an olive as he's just tried to say what he's chewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Roman's got such a lovely smarmy, slimy, simpering smirk,
it's impossible not to love the fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone's an unhappy customer
Here seems as good as any other place to leave this...

(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Yeah!
Fuckers! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:36, archived)
# I refuse to work on 'gaming' PCs
Something about listening a 30-something whine about frame rates and lag time I just can't stomach
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I'm 37.
Would you mind listening to me whine about the later stages of Starfox Command on the DS being too difficult?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:46, archived)
# listen to you with your DSery!
i'm still moaning about getting blue-shelled by bowser on mariokart on the gamecube!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I feel profoundly metrosexual with my silky black DS.
Even though it sometimes plops out of my hands, coated as they are with moisturiser and styling slime.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:54, archived)
# i love my gamecube
mariokart is a great way to kickstart your brain on a frosty morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I'm with you on that one.
Apart from the 'morning' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:02, archived)
# i often have a little race
over my breakfast tost and coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Prefer a cigarette meself,
but I s'pose that's the next best thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:10, archived)
# well, i can certainly think of something better
but that just makes me tired again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# arghhh!!!
*heads to the roof with a full clip of ammunition*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Yeah, but can you fix it?
Can you?
My nan told me you're good with computers and all that.
Can you?
Eh? Can you?
Can you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:58, archived)
# CROSSFIRE MOTHERFUCKER
CAN YOU ENABLE IT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:48, archived)
# nah, SLI
no worky at 120MHz
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 5:52, archived)
# That's right . . . and get a refund too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 23:50, archived)
# hear hear
EDIT:
damn.
turns out putting angle brackets in posts isn't a good idea.

Point is, overclockers lick donkey gonads.
(salty_peters, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# sure do, amongst other things
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)

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