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# 'ningles all.


newsy newsy


I'll get my coat
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:56, archived)
# oh those crazy Israelis
as Boney M might say
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Last I heard of them they got booed off stage
as people who had paid about ยฃ30 for a ticket started to get pissed off when the show had been going on for about 15 minutes and instead of any songs they just got CHristian preachings.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 9:19, archived)
# oh i didn't know Israelis did concerts for Jesus
Good for them !
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 9:31, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I hope he gets put in general population & discovers for himself what violation feels like..
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Cunt in you for the next 20 miles...
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:22, archived)
# as we approach the New Year's celebrations - don't forget....

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 7:53, archived)
# He can't take the daily grind
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:14, archived)
# spangs
with empty SB can
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:43, archived)
# hahaha
ah special brew, the anger juice
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:38, archived)
# I always find it creully ironic that the drink of choice of the homeless
appears to be called Tenants.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I know
it's like renaming Stella "Domestic harmony" :D
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:27, archived)
# This is science!
woo
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:56, archived)
# I miss you dad.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 9:02, archived)
# was your father
PC mcGarry number 452 ?

my condolences :(
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 9:08, archived)
# They actually go very well together.
I've tried it.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:05, archived)
# And they all had a party after he topped himself
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Always wondered..
why Windy Miller built his front door right under the windmill sails?
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Every little helps.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
I need to get me one of these motherfuckers!
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:19, archived)
# El Fuckante
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# ^this
Fuck yeah!
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 4:40, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 1:46, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
: D
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:38, archived)
# :D
all hail our tesco overlords!

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:39, archived)
# *Hails*
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 1:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:43, archived)
# hahah
grand FUCK auto
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:50, archived)
# This game needs to be made!
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 1:01, archived)
# A fully grown supermarket fucktroll
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 7:53, archived)
# 'nigzoids
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)
# stop the strobe lights!!
:D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# *scratches head*
*disturbs the lice*

'lo 22!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)
# ay up lass
how's it?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Going well
Going to bed late, sleeping late, slobbing around. I love this time of year.
Hope all is well with you.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Ha - 10 jokes in one!
 
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:38, archived)
# ah ha!
01100 01111 01100!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I was making soup the other day and thought....

: D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Fiery muffage
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:06, archived)
# * She's waving...
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 7:31, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# haha...best sex education gif ever
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Arf
Do Father Thyme next!

Why are you excited? (your sig)

Ooh and Marjoram and Parjoram.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I was excited on Christmas eve ! :D
but then I had this massive cold :P
damn, still got it
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# I hope your excitement was justified though
with lovely pressies to open.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Am I too late for this?
Although it's shit shopping!

(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)
# allow me..... this is how I feel tonight.....roll on tomorrow

(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:14, archived)
# I can feel the love tonight
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I love this one still
: D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:19, archived)
# And it seems to me, BANG, you lived your life, BANG
like a candle in, BANG, the wind, BANG
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:25, archived)
# *clicks*
I'm not entirely sure about these rewrites of classic songs!
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:27, archived)
# He should have done that
before the baby came along.
2 x Gay Dads = Years of "Your Dads Gay" at School!
Kids can be sooooo cruel, but so can parents in this instance......
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Yes good point
he'll cry into his millions every night.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:28, archived)
# : ( .......
..... : D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# It's Dad/Dad's
will still be gay though.
It'll probably end up in one of those posh schools no ones ever heard of where they're all at it anyway. It'll fit in nicely, ooooh eeeerrrh!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Ah, maybe I'm weird.
I think kids need love and care, and I don't see why two men should be any worse at giving that than a man and a woman.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:40, archived)
# I agree with you.
You're still weird though :)
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Because they go in dry.
100% fact.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 4:43, archived)
# I wonder where those playground bullies
would place the apostrophe?
"Your Dad's gay"
"Your Dads' gay"
"You're Dads gay"
 
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I didn't go to proppa school like the other fags! ha ha ha
No only joking I didn't.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# This should be the official New Years coundown!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Rude vile pigs!
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 1:26, archived)
#
top hole old boy
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Soon there will be the sound of little baby slrupy soups !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
Pa Prika looks like he's passing a kidney stone
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:17, archived)
# he he
too much spicy food
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:20, archived)
# his face
looks like he's watching her jiggle
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:26, archived)
# He he - though they don't look too happy
 
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# you are a wonderfully strange person
and for this I am thankful :D
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:03, archived)
# So why does Paprika shave it, while Maprika has a huge bush?
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:09, archived)
# kinky
: )
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:13, archived)
# This is certainly nothing to sneeze at
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Fantastic
This is made in the language of nightmares
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 1:59, archived)
# *I like this*
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:21, archived)
# hello!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# ding dong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# superbly done Micto
cuntilickus Cunnilingus :D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Nice
*Recovers a Simon Bolivar from glass of Cognac*
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:50, archived)
# good choice sir
i'm favouring palinka this evening
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Chivas Regal motherfuckers.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Extremely suitable for a cigar
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# that gives me the horn.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Your zebra is broken


(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)
# i told you not to try and ride it
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:00, archived)
# haha
ha
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# : D
hello
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Gripping;
to say the least.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# umm likes
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Nice grasp of stripes !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Hello :D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Arse to mouth!
:D skills
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Don't mind if I do
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:31, archived)
# He's got a stash in his 'tasche !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:53, archived)
# One of the better self-portraits that I've seen !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Nice Fuck :)
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:06, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
# oh dear
could only be Herman ;)
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 0:04, archived)
# that's pretty scary tbh
: D
lol
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] There he is again!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:31, archived)
# ^This
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# ^ What they said
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Im Arting My Arse Off Tonight!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:49, archived)
# you should let your work dry before displaying it
very 80's! WOO!
/child of the 80's
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:01, archived)
# thx senior
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] OK . . . who's the wise guy ?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
#

(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:22, archived)
# There's a likely culprit !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:28, archived)
# FLOCK
there's one in every crowd flock
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty rotten flocker !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
#

(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Pause for the paws !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:44, archived)
# the bloody
bastard! :D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Sorry about that, bloody dog.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Hang on a minute... it's just about..
Here!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Almost there
Almost there, Almost there.
It's no good it impacted on the surface!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# oh
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Now its the future!
look! Everyone has tricorders! Everyone wears primary coloured clothes!
Coooool.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Are you Fwapping at the same time?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Whale blubber is some good lube.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Whale blubber is what comes out...
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Pip pip old boy.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I should've put a top hat on him.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Or a croissant-shaped fish in his beak
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:34, archived)
# He's not smug...just desperate.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] you dont mind if i put this here:D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# As long as your name's not riverghost... XD
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] and This :D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Nice suits...who's their seamstress?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Unstoppable !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I bet that he likes them freesh !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Better than canned.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Oh yes . . . the tuna can do it all !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# O_O
That's so dirty!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I know.......the ocean is so polluted.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
# I love him
He's that sleazy entertainer from down south isn't he?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Waaaaaaay down south.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Have some more Momo!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# He's a tricky rascal !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# woo ooo ooo
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Fucking adipose
nice job though.
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Sharon Stone?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Still can't see it!
"Squints"
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, archived)
# At The Drop Of A Hat
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# It's the only way to deal with flashers.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# That's right . . . smother'm !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Thats a Big hat
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# All the better to drop with !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# You're fit to be framed.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Framed again . . . always getting framed !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Don't worry...it's hip to be square.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# tit for tat
or maybe, t'hat for tit
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Either way . . . it's a good deal !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Haha
SPANG
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I was gonna shop a
John Snow/John Thaw one of these but i bet its bindun a billion times.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# I not seen it
do it - it's funny!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# verily goode
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# better out than in with these "things"

(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Who would let
that thing have a baby?!?!

He'll "do" anything to anything for anything with anything!

(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Arf.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Quick change artistry !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# 2 daddys
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# The question is though,
who plays Mummy?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
# The one that smells more like flowers.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Haha!
I was expecting Bruce Hindsyth, though.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Silly Bruce !
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# verily tis Woo!
hahah
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] After Larson...


(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha... great!
unexpected pratfall!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I love that larson gag!
my most favourite cartoon and the only one I ever cut out and kept!

*tips hat to you*

:D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# lovely, have an After Watterson in return
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Excellent
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I'll see your After Watterson and raise you an After Kliban
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# And
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Woo:D
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# pffft.....................Had a fall?Not your fault?
Claims Direct
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# This should FP without delay.
clicks hard
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# ^This^
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha, someone else got slippers for chrimbo.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Did you beat the digital bear to make it dance?
EDIT: I've looked longer than I should. I looks like he shits a little bit of hair and sucks it back up his arse to the beat.

I can't stop looking at that tuft moving.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# suave, motherfucker!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Nimble
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# this scares me ashally
runs!!!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:26, archived)
# YOU DA MAN, TOATS!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha!
That beast patently IS a bear and therefore should be immediately disqualified from the auditions of 'So you think you can dance LIKE a bear'
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# he's hoping his adorable eyes will win the peoples vote and get him through anyway
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:00, archived)
# ^this
I'd vote for the furry groover! Most woo Mr Toast!!!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# :)
how did you make this move so smoothly
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# The bear faced cheek!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Where's the version...
with the swinging magenta cokc?
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I've not had the time to post an image in ages. :)
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# it's a space station but that's not important right now
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Arent you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
Nice beaver!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)

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