Phallic Awards...If only I had time to fire up Photoshop!
This Daily Fail article really has some pictures perfect for replacement with big, crude, pink willies!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1344567/Peoples-Choice-Awards-2011-Katy-Perry-wears-neon-dress-wins-2-gongs.html
Anyone wanting to gopher it?
(,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:03,
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This Daily Fail article really has some pictures perfect for replacement with big, crude, pink willies!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1344567/Peoples-Choice-Awards-2011-Katy-Perry-wears-neon-dress-wins-2-gongs.html
Anyone wanting to gopher it?
I've always got a big, crude pink willy for Katy Perry, however...
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:04,
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../they're one and the same
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:13,
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STOP IT ARCHIE! STOP IT! LALALALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:13,
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Told ya :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:35,
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I can't tell them apart anymore!!!hmmm fantasy threesome!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:38,
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"GOD NOES"...."God knows I want to break freeeeeee"
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:39,
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I'm 'breaking free' right now if you know what I mean etc etc tec tec tec tec tectetc etc etc etc te cetctetc tec t Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:19,
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that's not how to entice a respectable lady like Freebs intoyour sordid sex games you devious fiend!
(
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:47,
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it normally works Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:55,
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you fiend!I've just entered into a Seasonal Coughing fit!
Where's the Linctus?
(Where's the Linctus?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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Linctus too eh Bobsyou saucy minx! *puts on orderly's uniform*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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you thereMERRY NUUUUUUUUUUUUU YEEEEAAARRRRRRR
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:42,
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Merry Cadbury's Creme Egg day! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04,
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Kyle Maclachlan?Or more likely Sean Young.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:41,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:23,
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no noI am in fact referring to my oversized, knobbly, red raw, bent, cheesy, bleeding, pustular penis
I would like to present it to her as a prize. I've already re-arranged the dressings into a bow.
(I would like to present it to her as a prize. I've already re-arranged the dressings into a bow.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:37,
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* Reads... re-reads...*Fwaps
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:45,
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www.baiting.org/
... I got the Dough Stanhope book from the site from Santa (fun with pedophiles) ... good stuff
(... I got the Dough Stanhope book from the site from Santa (fun with pedophiles) ... good stuff
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:49,
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that was all a bit too weird for me Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:59,
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^ Compo it* Although it has kind of Bin-Done
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:11,
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hahahahahatop response!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:38,
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I luv thisinbetweeners for teh win :D
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:54,
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fweind!football fweind!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:59,
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Hey Prof!Very well, thanks!
Happy New Year to you!
(Happy New Year to you!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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feckless wankstains on the collective consciousness each and every one of themand GOD DAMN Doogie Houser for everything he's done since Starship Troupers...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:46,
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no - I'm still drunkwhy do you ask? Hello also...
I can't linger I should be learning... about quasi-species theory if anyone would care to learn it for me
(I can't linger I should be learning... about quasi-species theory if anyone would care to learn it for me
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:48,
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The quasispecies model is a description of the process of theDarwinian evolution of certain self-replicating entities within the framework of physical chemistry. Put simply, a quasispecies is a large group or cloud of related genotypes that exist in an environment of high mutation rate, where a large fraction of offspring are expected to contain one or more mutations relative to the parent. This is in contrast to a species, which from an evolutionary perspective is a more-or-less stable single genotype, most of the offspring of which will be genetically accurate copies.
It is useful mainly in providing a qualitative understanding of the evolutionary processes of self-replicating macromolecules such as RNA or DNA or simple asexual organisms such as bacteria or viruses (see also viral quasispecies), and is helpful in explaining something of the early stages of the origin of life. Quantitative predictions based on this model are difficult because the parameters that serve as its input are hard to obtain from actual biological systems. The quasispecies model was put forward by Manfred Eigen and Peter Schuster[1] based on initial work done by Eigen.
I think that pretty much covers that subject.
(It is useful mainly in providing a qualitative understanding of the evolutionary processes of self-replicating macromolecules such as RNA or DNA or simple asexual organisms such as bacteria or viruses (see also viral quasispecies), and is helpful in explaining something of the early stages of the origin of life. Quantitative predictions based on this model are difficult because the parameters that serve as its input are hard to obtain from actual biological systems. The quasispecies model was put forward by Manfred Eigen and Peter Schuster[1] based on initial work done by Eigen.
I think that pretty much covers that subject.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:50,
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He's fucking awesome in the Harold and Kumar movies
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:45,
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Sorry there fellow, it's about photoshopping images yourself here.Or at least if you want to show links here providing it inside a thread that already exists or in links is better than starting it in a new thread on the main board. But it has been slow on lately and Wobbly Bloke has done it anyway, not seriously I think, so you ought to really not to be bollocked. Especially if you took from his post that it was allowed.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:52,
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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:13,
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I bet he'll be the next host of catchphrase.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:04,
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HE'LL TEAR YOUR CLUBCARD APAAARRRT taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:13,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make Boring Jobs Interesting"){kind=small}
Being a rescue diver in shark infested waters is boring, right?
Let's see how long the Helium lasts...
addickted has attained freedom,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:50,
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oh no not rescuing a diver AGAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN?snoozville! :D
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:52,
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Private Spolding's job was boringuntil his colleagues made it a lucky dip.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:34,
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Po-tay-to.:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:38,
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but can you find all the items?
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:49,
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HNY, young fellow-me-lad!All well?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:36,
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Not so dusty, thank 'ee kindlythis back to work mullarky isn't up to much, is it?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:42,
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hahaha!don't ya just hate it when that happens
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:35,
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i think the police in bristol are looking ofr that sock.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:37,
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hahahquick off the mark there sir
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39,
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hahahaIs Prodigy69 in hiding?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:13,
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funny, I thought that too...
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:16,
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Sorry Prodge!
it had to be done if it hasn't already
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:27,
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lol!!!!Prodders you Bristol Murdering cuntyfuck :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:55,
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ooh Faliraki? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:20,
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The visions are fading, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Faliraki..
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:25,
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hahanice body language there
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:39,
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Awww... bugger!Nicely done Barbie.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:52,
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that's what i thought of as soon as i saw ithave its trek brother:
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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Very goodeven his towel changes colour!
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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When I first saw that I assumed it was going to be some awful "too - soon" gag about that dead girl.You know, the one with the sock.
Then I scrolled down and regained my faith in humanity a little. And felt a mild sting of disappointment too if I'm honest.
(Then I scrolled down and regained my faith in humanity a little. And felt a mild sting of disappointment too if I'm honest.
Fitznicely into a thimble,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:54,
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I have a coughAnd this made me laugh in a dangerously painful way
(
B3tan Housewife,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 2:48,
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Ha ha ha!Brilliant - congratulations on the very well deserved FP
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 23:01,
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Nice!Hallo Ninj! How's you?
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:32,
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A fantastic long break! Makes it really hard to to start working again....:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:36,
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Fields?where we're growing, we don't need fields.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:36,
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darn...way too slow :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:37,
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That Mr Fusion is so adaptable...:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:38,
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I used to love Star Trek......but not until now did I truly understand what Tractor Beams were.
(
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:32,
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Acid leak!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:32,
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Trainspotters: The dangers they face every day
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:59,
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brilliantly donewhere did you get the source?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:27,
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He was a lucky chapvid on BBC news here news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8683750.stm
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:40,
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Crikey!Close up photography doesn't get tougher than this....
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:34,
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I found this on the internet....Could someone please photoshop it for me?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:16,
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i dunnothat lokos like a chinese rip off to me.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:28,
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Maybe his leg had just grow? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:38,
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captainmy ass all the time he is touching
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:40,
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I'm sure someone will oblige.I may pass, though - thanks all the same.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39,
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?Isn't this just the original image?
EDIT: Ah, right.
(EDIT: Ah, right.
Captain Howdy,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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* Shakes Captain Howdy"Wake up man!"
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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Friday was always "Dress like a Serial Killer Day" on Honeysuckle Avenue
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 8:54,
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The cake is NOT a lie!
blitheringidiot semi-lurker status achieved, many thanks,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 7:44,
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I hope his voiceis as lovely as the one int he game
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 8:40,
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Hello? ..... is this thing on?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 8:50,
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testing... testing... bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:01,
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traffic control
I'll sneak this in here cos it's a bit big & everyone's in bed Elvis impersonator,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 5:56,
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IT'S A BIT BIG, NOT EVERYONE'S IN BED YOU KNOWHaha that looks like a fun job. Kind of like a very limited version of GTA.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 6:00,
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the fun bit's zooming in on their faces.....all the staff gather round for a good chuckle....very responsible job!
edit:made it a bit smaller...got rid of a few buttons
(edit:made it a bit smaller...got rid of a few buttons
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 6:06,
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Poorly applied eye makeupbut really well-cared-for teeth.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 5:16,
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Did somebody feed a teletubby after midnight?
(
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:33,
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not touched ps in years, be kind be kind
( blitheringidiot semi-lurker status achieved, many thanks,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 3:48,
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Less offensive?
blitheringidiot semi-lurker status achieved, many thanks,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 4:20,
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Handy guy that..
Yes, it's a mess. Me go bed now. Not enough motor coordination to clean edges.
hershey's factorium.This is what i class as interesting.
Click for bigger (174 kb)
(,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 3:23,
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Click for bigger (174 kb)
fakehaving tasted Hershey's chocolate, the secret ingredient is baby sick
(
finnbar has officially retired,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 6:49,
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HE SO CHINESEYeverybody rike him!
( e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:54,
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I miss her(?) site.Pretty much all of the vids are available on youtube but the site itself was a thing of disorganized and distressing wonder.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 3:21,
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I made a 'dark' version of this toobut I can't find it now.
It's fun going through old posts though.
(It's fun going through old posts though.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 3:40,
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Carlsberg doesn't do top 40 albums, but if it did...
it would be so fucking annoying.
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:30,
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:59,
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This moderator has been removed by an über-moderator
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 3:04,
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oh deary.This moderator has been removed by a hippamottymoss's mother's sister's uncle.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 3:10,
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this shit looks quite goodno idea what it's about though...it matters not
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 3:38,
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