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180!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:37, archived)

that's just a number

like 147

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:39, archived)

also, you've been here llong eniough

rto kno th at pissed or not we like pictures here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:47, archived)

i've not been here long

i'm a newbie TWAT. I am.

teach me.

teach me hard.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:51, archived)

8 years isn't a newbie

but i'd still learn you a thing or two

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:53, archived)

no. learn me hard.

i'm still a newbie twat.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:57, archived)

you're here at the wrong time

i'm utterly twatted

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:03, archived)

I think you forgot to post an image.

I'd post a hilarious image that ridiculed you for this right now, had I actually bothered to think up, create and upload one.

(User #86772, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:46, archived)

i'd shag you right now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:47, archived)

Well, you do say that you don't "do subtle".

(User #86772, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:52, archived)

you make me moist

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:54, archived)

I'll do a poo in your fanny and see if he's up for it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:54, archived)

poo isn't my thing, baby

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:54, archived)

me neither.

I'm just trying to cater here.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:55, archived)

i think i need sleep

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:04, archived)

I did

It's hidden, see if you can find it. It's a clever image to keep the board moving

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:47, archived)

Oh wait, NOW it see it!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

(User #86772, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:53, archived)

I was joking. Now who's the idoit.

but kept the board moving.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:00, archived)

Oh.

(User #86772, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:13, archived)

Oh.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:31, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:48, archived)

i bet you've posted that before.

and it got one woo, three yays and no houplas. then six minus huzzahs. have a housepoint for digging that pic out Mavis.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:50, archived)

i'm thinking the ss farallon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:52, archived)

I think I mean...

Where's the picture!!!!!!!

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:56, archived)

I think you mean

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDRED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

...

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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:51, archived)

no, i think i meant...

(and this is my bestest post ever..)
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:53, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:53, archived)

my saddest claim to fame.

sad innit? still, nostalgic.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:55, archived)

darts is shit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:06, archived)

^this^

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:06, archived)

*pretends to understand*

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 3:11, archived)

^ Robin his cock along the branch?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 6:49, archived)

i like all this robin stuff

(Sherbs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:54, archived)

PFFT-GENULOL

Outstanding!

My fave one so far :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:59, archived)

tthis involves blood and possible zombies

so i like it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:00, archived)

i am twatted

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:21, archived)

me two.

and I am in the zone. But I have no idea what that means. He is realizing his talent. He has got him in sort of problems. He doesn't know the pressure and he's under pressure. There he is Mr. Senior, one of his biggest fans. He's at all the matches. it demonstrates the pressure. two sixteens, which he must hit. He's still fighting.
Shit, i forgot to comment and just typed the commentary of the darts.

That's annoying. Like Bieber, glee, go compare, meerkats, jedward. What annoys b3tans? I need to know.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:33, archived)

fuck the darts

the masters starts on sundaty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:36, archived)

there is only one master

on a sunday.

.

Amen.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:48, archived)

atheism

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:55, archived)

atheism

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:55, archived)

Jesus

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:32, archived)

God

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:33, archived)

Holy Spirit

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:33, archived)

they

win

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:34, archived)

liked

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:26, archived)

Would it make it interesting? Or just SCARY!

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)

nice car!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:38, archived)

I learnt with some folks called masterclass

in a ford focus though :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:42, archived)

Ford Focus is a good car

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:49, archived)

indeed

but its no Gonzo Ferrari

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:51, archived)

bugatti veyron FTMFW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:58, archived)

Dodge challenger for me.

Old style or new style - im not fussed.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:00, archived)

speed is king

plus the veyron has a grill like a hungry mouth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:03, archived)

or a massive cunt...

like the facel Vega.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:23, archived)

good point

i like any carwith real burr walnut paneling

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:25, archived)

do a
wee

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:26, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:29, archived)

1 Ferrari

1 Fountain

New Youtube sensation! :)

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:50, archived)

=sex wees on acid.

i keep re-reading your post and shivering. in my pantaloons. phwoar.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:54, archived)

Helleaux all

Im making a new piccy. Its supposed to be burlesque TRON, but its not looking very burlesque at the moment.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)

if i was gay, i'd do her

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)

we all would

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:29, archived)

glad i'm not the only one

how's you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:32, archived)

Amazing work.

Click 'n Woo!

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Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)

This is awesome

but to be more burlesque I would suggest more clothes/accessories.
Send her round to mine when you're done please, ta.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)

Yeah i know what you mean. All laces, frills, seams etc

The tron costumes are sleek and simple though, so its tricky getting a balance.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:23, archived)

I saw a really good hoop act at burlesque a while ago

Something like that maybe? Though I guess that'd mean you'd have to re draw the whole thing. :(

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:27, archived)

redraw?

Its in 3d - it draws it for me.

Very good idea though. I may have to steal that. It means ill have to change the pose completely, but its worth a try.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:32, archived)

Redraw, repose..

..both would be beyond me, but go for it! Burlesque is a super hard thing to do, I think it's about getting across attitude and humour rather than just a look.
Glad I didn't tell you about the Margaret Thatcher Burlesque act I saw though!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:35, archived)

Well its not really a proper burlesque tribute

Hmm... Its a hard balance to get, as tron is all minimalist and graphic, whereas burlesque is all frilly and pattern-y. Might just do what i can, then do a proper burlesque thing some other time.

Ive got Dr Sketchy on saturday, so that should help inspire me

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:41, archived)

Blimey, that sounds great!

Had to google it though. I'm still waiting to pop in the Volupte Lounge to see some, finally get some time off work and stuck waiting for pay day!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:45, archived)

sleek and simple is good

sexy without the needlessly frilly trappings of a bygone age

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:28, archived)

Good point.

Guess i could try and design the light panels on her top to look more akin to a corset or something. I did it on the seam of her stockings.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:33, archived)

corsets are good

i could do with onee myself.
never saw the appeal odf stockings, but s i had to wear them, i'm biased and my opinion is tainted

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)

What, so youre a laydeeeee?

I didnt know that.

So, like.... how you doiinnnn?

I need a corset to suck in my fat gut!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)

i'm female, but i'm no lady

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:58, archived)

I like your style.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:01, archived)

good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:02, archived)

This should be the technique for selling bareback...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:36, archived)

it should

fuck the trappings, if you like someone, shag them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:38, archived)

I am self censoring my reply to this

but it was very funny.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:46, archived)

don't censor, just fuck

worked on new year's ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:57, archived)

Tron Pron?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:25, archived)

yummy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:54, archived)

Cor!

I see my monocle has fallen and my fez naturally tipped itself in a rakish angle.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:14, archived)

fezzes are cool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:17, archived)

fer

war!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:27, archived)

It lit me up.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)

TROLLING

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)

Cook pass babtridge

Awfully mild comments for a youtube troll!
Is it Gil Grissom from CSI?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)

nice

had to squint a little

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)

yeah sorry, i was gonna link to a bigger on but got tired etc

also, i should have had him trolling clegg :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:04, archived)

Quiet!

It's awesome!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:55, archived)

haha

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:14, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FP THIS NOW PLEASE MODS

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FIEND, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 2:24, archived)

How the Post Office make their job more interesting...

(Testicles just for you, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

TOAPman pat

They better not nick the £25 i put in my mommas birthday card...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)

It's not TOAP if I have to photoshop the tenner in!

;)

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)

Touche!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:16, archived)

mmmm, moist

von lipwig

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)

got any vacancies?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)

"FINDERS KEEPERS"

that's our motto

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)

Hardly a TOAP.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)

hmmmmm

tenner on a picture

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:19, archived)

ooh!

Good call.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)

TATOAP

Tenner and Text on a picture to be precise.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:36, archived)

From what I have heard

Many a true word spoken in jest!

(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 7:19, archived)

SPECIAL FORCES POSTMAN!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

What

he didn't even fill in the P739!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)

They rarely do 'round my way.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

Horton hears a crossbow bolt!

I like this. It is both well executed, fun and in the spirit of the compo.

I bestow a click upon thee.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

^what he said

*clicks*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)

postman pat nd his black and white scud

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)

Postman pat and his black and white MAC 10

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)

postman pat and his pustulent herpes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)

It might interest you to know that is actually Postman Pat's trusty lid.

I couldn't find a decent postie cap anywhere else.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)

or a trusty postie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)

Hence the picture above this one. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)

Sorry you were out

I'd have been hit if I was in, crikey!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)

Woo!

But that's reminded me I was supposed to be on MW2 hours ago. 'Night all!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)

Sorry to miss you...?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)

It's a "Woo" and a *click* from me!

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Rico, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)

fuck yes

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:08, archived)

this

just made me giggle for about five minutes. *click*

(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:25, archived)

:oD

Click for bigger (50 kb)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:53, archived)

this should be bigger

and should deserve a tad more respect.
AND ALL BECAUSE I CALLED EARLIER BUT YOU WEREN'T IN.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:35, archived)

Click for bigger (120 kb)

(Mr Jay, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

your child is dog ugly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

Aww, you can really see the family resemblance!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)

got here

nannies hair.
(pubic)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:36, archived)

Too soon?

Unfortunate and all, but you gotta admit, most of you thought it too?

I tell you what though - im never google image searching for 'pink sock' ever again O.o

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)

i thought she was a stocking

less classy that originally believed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)

EDIT: Noooooo! *deletes Google*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Well, it's always good to enrich one's vocabulary! ;)

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..wil, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

its not so much enriching one's vocabulary,

but using more words in headlines. A simple 'a' would have made the headline make much more sense.

Still - its kind of ludicrous that A MISSING SOCK is the most important headline in the WORLD today.
Surely telling the general public that the killer has her missing sock will prompt said killer to hide or destroy the evidence?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)

or wear the fucking thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

BAN SOCKS

LOOK WHAT IT DID TO JO.

ANGLES ETC...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)

all feet have angles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)

*googles*

*reads*

*bokes*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

Are they still looking for the pizza.

Or has he been ruled out of the investigation?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)

Its a conspiracy

THE PIZZA DID IT

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)

thwe pepperoni had his dabs all over it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:27, archived)

Strangled by a sock you say?

Police say they are manoeuvring a new suspect towards the stairs. A close associate was quoted as saying "Munkeh! Munkeh!!"

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:51, archived)

That murdering ape!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:52, archived)

Strangled?! OF COURSE!

*gets in multicoloured van with group of hippies and a talking dog*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)

I was wondering where my wank sock was...

(Testicles just for you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 1:25, archived)

Um, not a big fan then?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:26, archived)

"i wish i had a dildo right now"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)

had to be done...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:21, archived)

that's a pile o'shite....and so is this:.......(I wished I'd put a little flag on mine though)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)

mmm, haggis

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)

I've never tried haggis

I'm guessing they're like black puddings

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)

not in the lest

very spicy and filling, quite delicious. i suggest you try it a.s.a.p.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

Nope.

They're shit. Black puddings are lovely.
_{actually they're just like mince in a bag.}

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)

haggis is fucking lush, you philoiistine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)

Nope.

I taste professionally so can't be wrong.
/smug

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)

it's still tasty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:47, archived)

You can have my haggis

If I can have your black pud. Have you ever had white pudding?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)

yes

it was a bit too soft textured for me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)

Hmm.

I must try and find one.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)

if you've never tried caviar, don't

it pops on the roof of your mouth and fills your entire gob with the overpowering taste and smell of rancid fish.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)

Had that

Real russian stuff too, a glass of vodka with every bite. Needless to say I got wasted.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)

vodka is good

caviar is bad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

It does pop and is a bit weird.

I hate vodka, I only drank it to be polite.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:08, archived)

fuck p;olite, vodka is awesome

the only reason i'm drinking bacardi is that vodka now gives me the burn.
also, i have no vodka

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)

look at the shine on that!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

sorry

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:08, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

Hahaha

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

GL&

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)

giggidy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)

I wish he wouldn't look at me while doing that

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)

His eyes are pleading to you

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

I wouldn't mind so much, but he's putting me off my stroke.

I'd like a tad more synchronisation - any way you know of altering the framerate?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)

JUST ENJOY THE FAPPING!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)

Haha

D&Y

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)

SH&Y

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)

H&Y

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)

oh M&y

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)

Oh B&y

You came and...oh, you came. :/

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)

you dont even know

how much this made me laugh. i think its by far the best entry. woo for bobble head

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)

May I be the first...

... to do this very obvious joke.

Sorry.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)

yes

yes you may.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)

Cat Stevens?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

It's good.

But it's not the one.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)

Yusuf Islam?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)

is that the new lynx scent?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

I wish I could use a spray that would make laydeesh take their clothes off.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

as long as you don't stink of b.o

i'm not fussy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

But...I do stink of bermagot orange.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

i don't care

i've got a cold anway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

rohypnol spray works

they usually require erm...assistance

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

I tried that once, but I woke up with a sore arse.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

viagranol ftw

knocks them out, but keeps them stiff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

that's why I prefer dead bodies

none o'this floppin' about.....no way.......nice n' rigid

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

but cold

very cold

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)

They should rename their entire range to 'Bunghole'.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

yes they should

although i do not do the bunghole. there are some places even i won't go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

Balls or aerosol?

Neither I want it for my armpits

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)

What a rubbish wig.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)

Or...

what an awesome cat litter

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)

When you put it like that..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

stays crunchy, even in milk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

yay....A KITTEN!!......fast becoming a rare sight despite everyone being invited to 'shop one

I always "click" kittens :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)

I'm a little concerned by the inverted commas ...

*phones RSPCA*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

I work there in a mundane job

"clicking" helps pass the time...

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

That's a very good point.

Kittens rarely make it onto the 'shopping list, these days.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)

i've never popped out for a loaf and come back with a kitten

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)

a re-balance is needed soon

a good old-fashioned KITTEN COMPO!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)

DRAGONS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)

NEW IMAGINED CHALLENGE: DRAGONS DEN
Whether it be the mythical creature, the 1980s series of home computers, or the awesome gun in Perfect Dark on the N64, we all love dragons in all their varieties.
But what about their homes? Create pictures of where you think these fantastic reptiles would live, complete with inhabitants doing everyday things.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

if it involes dragons, i'm happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)

I may just do a week of kitten stuff, anyway.

Can't really think of anything for this compo.
Maybe some random fluff will inspire me..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)

Awesome user name!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

Thanks... assuming you know where it's from.

Otherwise I've given the wrong impression.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)

Yeah love that film.

Still trying to find the second one, seen some clips but can't find the full thing anywhere, super rare!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)

Which one?

Drunken master 2 (from the 90s) or Dance of the Drunken Mantis (the official sequel)?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)

Drunken Master 2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6o9p8yXjr0
Jackie Chan reckons it's his best ever film.. looks great.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:05, archived)

drunken master was on sci fi last night

or the night before, i can't remember

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)

You should have watched it!

That and Snake in Eagles Shadow are two of my faves, let alone moon warriors which has a killer whale doing kung fu. Sweet as.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

i watched jaws instead

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)

The power of the interwebs!

I'm watching all of the IT crowd at the moment. Never seen it before, it's quite funny. Obviously I've been busy today...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

It's reasonable, but Ayoade deserves better than that.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

You know nothing of The Crunch, Naboo!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

this is your first taste of crunch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)

? Was he in That too?

I should watch more telly.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

if there's one thjing i've learned

it's don't eat all your hash cakes at once or the devil will appear and try to rip your heart out through your kneecaps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)

I've been there.

Admittedly, it was a little day trip, and I went as a tourist.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

crunh time!

*throws knitting needles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

i've been busy too

my dad had a mini stroke new year's eve, so i've been helping mum and preventing her from having kittens. can't concentrate on anything but bacardi right jow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

*hugs*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

they're saying now it might be epilepsy

but he's 64 and shown no signs before, so we'll just have to wait till the brain scans come back. he seems fine, just his short term memory is fucked. he didn't remember his brother dying 3 weeks ago

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)

Sorry to hear that.

Bacardi 8 yr old is actually pretty good. Try
1 lime, cut into 8. Muddle.
ice
dark rum
ginger beer.
Drink!

oh, in a large glass. :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)

i'm goig the tramp's custard route

1 bottle baardi, 1 bottle cheapo lemonade
1 bottle cheapo lime cordial
mix and drink.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)

I didn't know where it was

from and now I'm disappointed :)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

also,just to let you know...

you're winning the challenge at the moment
edit:23:48 update...just slipped to second place..:(..it's not over yet though:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)

In my head he's singing

"Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gaaal!"

(The kitteh not Jobs)

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Rico, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)

What a pussy.

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MAKE BORING JOBS INTERESTING

Imagine if bus drivers could pass an electrical current through the seat of any passenger. Or if the Andrex factory had giant Nerf guns for firing toilet rolls around during lunch. Yep, this week's challenge is to enliven the lives of the downtrodden with new, fun ways of doing mundane jobs.

Challenge suggested by Smallbrainfield.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS, YOU FAIRY HAMMOCK?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)

Haha!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)

Yay!

This sounds like fun.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

Nice.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

Hurrah for smallbrains!

This should be good.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)

Does it come with the ANALysis Tool?

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:06, archived)

I see Starbucks has got a new logo, it's interesting to see how it's changed over the years

and to try and imagine where it might end up sometime in the future...

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..wil, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)

I was quite surprised when I found out it was a mermaid spreading her fishy legs

still not sure why it is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahah

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)

it's not a joke, that's what it is

www.seriouseats.com/images/starbuckslogos.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

I think that dates back to the time when they were a small local outfit

and were a bit quirky and unusual.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)

I knows it goes back to the 70s and its a Nordic woodcut of a siren/mermaid

but why is she spreading her legs and shoving her feet in her ears?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)

Too much coffee man

too much coffee.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

I believe that's where the coffee came from initially

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

ahhh!

so that's where the term 'flicking one's bean' comes from...

*understands now*

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

For fucksake

SINCE WHEN DO MERMAIDS HAVE LEGS?!

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

good point man, good point

your anger is justified

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)

Hahaha

CANNOT UNSEE

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)

i was in there last year

after visiting my friend in hospital. an ambulance driver came in and bought a frappuccino, a drink i was unfamiliar with.
"what's that?" i asked him.
"nice" he replied.
fair play.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)

And

about 500 calories a pop!

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..wil, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

never tried one

i like my caffeine in unadulterated, almost lethal lewvels.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)

Hah

"What is really important here is an evolutionary refinement of the logo, which is a mirror image of the strategy," said Howard Schultz, CEO of Starbucks. "This is not just, let's wake up one day and change our logo."

No, it's "let's wake up one day and pay some branding company $30,000,000 to change our logo".

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)

why do I never get these jobs :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

13 seconds with the Crop tool - job done.

£75,000.00 please, mister chairman.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)

They had to redesign it for the middle east -no mermaid on it at all...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)

in Iran it's a picture of Amermaidinejad

fact!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)

Arf!

I have a mug from there, it looks like the sydney opera house.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

You forget several months spent making up marketing claptrap.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)

Oh dear lord

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)

Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)

I thought you might end up using this image

seeing as he was on the first page for 'creepy guy'

And congratulations for making him creepier.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)

facebook is shit

it's really gone downhill lately

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)

Hey, only thing I said was that is was quiet

I must say I liked the effect on the conversation on here. A lot.

Plus, you smell of carrots.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:06, archived)

you are making me giggle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)

i was pleased there were carrots into mid morning the next day

i don't smell of carrots, i smell of piss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)

You don't even smell your own carrot smell anymore

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:12, archived)

you are an old people's home

aicmfp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)

i know how to breathe, thank you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)

i am impressed by the girth of his 'inside leg'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)

Better than your best boy?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)

my best boy

wasn't a boy, nor was he best

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)

I'm simply not going to let facts spoil this for me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)

fair do's

if it helps, he'd help me carry my dolly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:06, archived)

Ah, you're just patronizing me now.

I've got so little, micto. Why begrudge me this?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:12, archived)

*hugs*

*gropes inappropriately*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

i must be pissed, i didn't notice that

*notices*
0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

For the love of boobies

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

hello, little man

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)

Hello....

Please make yourself at home - grab a drink... I'm just thinking about boobies.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)

another drink?

the wine is almost gone, i'll be hitting the bacardi soon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)

Plenty of ice, great big glug of Bacardi, add coke....

...repeat all night

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:44, archived)

bacardi lime and lemo

no ice, i'm waiting for a crown, so i'm avoiding cold stuff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)

hahaha

Ace! there must be something in the air today, I was working on a "Flashback" gif.

(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, archived)

Awesomeness - I love Flashback. Can't wait to see it :)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)

And only yesterday

under a pile of papers I found an ancient coverdisk demo of "Beneath A Steel Sky". Spooky :o

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)

i miss my ocarina of time :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)

Great game

although, to my chagrin, I never finished it.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)

finished it 3 times

although jabu jabu is a cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)

Dark Link always plucks my short hairs.

By DODGING. Clever dick.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)

tried windwaker

didn't like it, too kiddy for me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)

Same, same.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)

i must admit

i still love mariokart double dash on the gamecube and gta vice city on the xbox

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)

YES! to Vice City

before the series went gloomy shades of brown and flavoured with angst-ridden Eastern Europeans
... haven't played that in a while, might go and dig it out now :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)

it's fucking great

to lay on a rooftop and go postal with a big gun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)

Even better when you don't have to go to prison

because someone's released a video game which you can use to unleash your urges but with less risk of getting caught :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

i know

it's great for unleasghing homicidal urges without the need for tantytime

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)

Nice

I am suddenly reminded of my Atari Lynx. This has a bit of an Electrocop feel to it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)

I love this game : D oh joy!

he he.
I want my megadrive back.

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--- ---, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)

This was such a great game back in the day :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)

FLASHBAAAAACCCCCKKK!!!!!

I will play this tomorrow on my megadrive!!!

Yes I still own a megadrive!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)

i still have a gamecube and an xbox

suck that, bitches

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)

Hark at retro girl!!

How goes Smashy?
You nice and svelte yet?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)

13 st 7

and going to be a bridesmaid :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)

Sad face??

You not happy about it...or is it the old "Always a bridesmaid" thing

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)

it's a fucking frilly mint green dress!

it's not me, stan, it's just not me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)

Oh dear!!

We will need to see pictures to ease your pain.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)

you'll have to wait till may

or maybe june. they booked a holiday, then decided to get married, so they arranged the wedding around the holiday so it could be their honeymoon. problem is, loads of us are now hoing on their honeymoon with them.
fucked if i'm looking after the kids.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

hahaha

Group holiday honeymoon..That has to be wrong!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)

last time i went on holiday

i was bored, so i got my arse tattooed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)

and on which part of your body did you get this tattoo of your arse?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

my arse

it is a biohazard sign

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)

O_O

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

i've always been fascinatewd by tpoxicologuy and virology

which is disturbing as the favourite weapon fior female serial killers is poison

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

Fuck that, I'm whipping out my Dreamcast, N64, AND NES this weekend.

Fuck yeah! Phantasy Star Online, Goldeneye and Duck hunt!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)

Blimey!

Haven't seen you for aaagges!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

Yeah,

I got a job, and I can't stop playing Call of duty.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)

now you're just showing off

i've finished the wine and i'm on the bacardi, i doubt i could hanfle mmariokaart 50cc right now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

or spelling! Yay ;)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)

Mmariokaat is a rich and creamy liqueur made from eggs, sugar and brandy ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:26, archived)

i've donee in a bottle of pinot

and a third of a bottle of bacardi. cut me some slank!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)

Loved this game

The first level and the one where you had to get a job and use the transit were perfect scene setters

Later on it got a bit wank though

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

Despite the lack of girl boobies,

Another World was geeeeenius! Found it on an abandonware site recently - still fun to play. \o/

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:48, archived)

Shit barnet = guilty creep

(ShiteBiter, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

snakes

why did it have to be snakes?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)

Come on you bees!

You did mention barnet. right?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

You know you watch too much internet porn when...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)

I've heard the phrase 'arse like a Japanese flag' but never thought I'd ever see it

also, there's no emoticon for what I'm feeling

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)

Have you heard the phrase "bumhole like a rusty sherriff's badge with one too many bullet dents in it" ?

Maybe that's how you're feeling.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)

have you heard the phrase "turgids to the point of explosion"?

i'm guessing that's closer to the mark

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)

I'm back now

It's been emotional

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

i'm getting very drunk

and trying to watch raiders.
i don't really want to get drunk, but it may just keep me out of hospital

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)

How will getting drunk keep you out of hospital?

You'll be too rowdy to admit?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)

not quite

very very bad ibs, coupled with losing about 6ft of intestines, makes pooping difficult at times. my bog roll has been unmolested since sunday, but booze tends to loosen even the most grabby chutney-pipe. hopefully, a bottle of wine and a few senokot will do what stomach medicine has failed to do, thus negating the need for about 8 hours in casualty and a fuckoff big injection :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)

The reality is horrible,

but I love your way with words miss Smash! :D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)

ta:D

you get used to it after a while, but i do miss chicken and chips

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)

Medical interjection...

/start boring factoids:
Unlikely to be IBS; more likely to be adhesions causing partial obstruction secondary to the surgery. Since part of the roux-en-y involves moving a bit of the small bowel over the transverse colon, you can also get a sort of internal hernia that can cause similar symptoms.
I wouldn't recommend the booze as a solution unless you have a load of Lansoprazole or similar, but you do need to speak to your surgeon...

/end of boring factoids

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:30, archived)

i had bad ibs before the surgery

and i had a massive hernia, which almost killed me last year. lansoprazole doesn't seen to help, but kolanticon gel is what i've been using for the last 4 years. it's been an absolute godsend.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)

tried movicol?

could also try going the other way and having a lot of fats eg butter laden on stuff to try and get a bit of steattorhea... stinks but might get things moving since you shouldn't absorb so much of it?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)

movicol did nothing

fat just makes me sick. thanks to the bank holiday, i can't get my kolanticon till tomorrow :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)

:( back to the Bacardi then I suppose!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)

i get pissed a lot quicker these days

finally, i'm a cheap date! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)

when exactly did you move to cellulite city?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)

Clearly, I've not watched enough of it.

Certainly safe for a day off work =)

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:08, archived)

I say

I obviously need to watch more I have not seen that one

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)

Phoar!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)

wipe the steam off those glasses immediately!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)

ooo, i have a date with dr. indiana jones and a very large bottle of wine.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)

Night night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)

i seem to have changed my mind

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)

That's okay.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)

there is booze and i can see the telly if i turn my head sideways. i'm going to have a hangover anyway, so i might as well add a stiff neck to the list

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

Right ahead of you on the stiff neck bit

Also

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)

that baby looks fantastically evil

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)

I laughed out loud the first time I saw this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)

i'm not surprised

he needs a monocle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:30, archived)

The next Gamesmaster

Quick! Get him atop an oil rig!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)

hahaha!

i was just thinking how much like him he looks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

What I don't understand

is why the Republicans would even want to take control of House. Is it the characters, the plots, Hugh Laurie, what?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)

i have no idea

i'm guessing they're cunts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

pfft!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)

erm NSFW?

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FIEND, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)

he only blinks ;-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

... you don't get excited over low-flying disco balls?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)

i do

but then, i'm very easily distracted by shiny things

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)

and balls

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)

yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)

coincidentally,

low-flying disco balls was my stage name.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)

Sorry. Very Sorry

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)

*grabs 2 points, 2 flats and a packet of gravel*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)

pfft

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)

why isn't his speech bubble reflecting in the table?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:58, archived)

because mere visual literary devices do not cast shadows

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)

he was speaking in vampire

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)

your explanation is much better than mine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)

Heh

I don't think it's you who should apologize.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)

not the most tasteful TOAP I've dun but cheers M

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)

She has amazing hair!

have this...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)

"I make him wear this Paul McCartney mask..."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:16, archived)

haha ^this^

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)

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