You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39208 (Older | Newer)

# The Evil Ed 2
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# he'll swallow your sooooouuuulll!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# *ahem*
he'll swallow your sooooouuuulll motivation to vote Labour!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# He looks like the type of swotty kid who used to get picked on at school.
Your sig, btw - Clue?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Yes - From Monday's
Ross Noble was utter gold on the Film Club round.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I was only half listening
usually listen to it properly on Sundays
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Ace of spades…queen of spades...four of hearts, eight of spades...
Jack of Diamonds JACK OF CLUBS!!!!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# WHY HAVE YOU DISTURBED OUR SLEEP?
AWAKENED US FROM OUR ANCIENT SLUMBER?
YOU WILL DIE!!!!
ONE BY ONE, WE WILL TAKE YOU, LIKE THE OTHERS BEFORE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I get that response every morning trying to get the kids up for school
and extra strong mints with chilli why have I not been made aware of these before
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# This is pretty much what I say every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# i should say it
as my aunt keeps knocking on the door and waking me up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
# He choking on sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# funnily enough
that's how my mate's dad died
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# funnily enough not - not enough funnel
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:07, archived)
# funnel be damned
don't try eating a sausage dinner when you're pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# pfft
sausage dinner
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# imagine having that on your death certificate
you'd die of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I want mine to say "Death due to Misadventure"
So that people will think my sex life was more interesting than it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# i want mine to say
"death due to zombie attack"
then i can reanimate and bite the coroner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# "Held back the zombies single-handed for 72 hours"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# hell, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I might have gone this way
I choked on a sausage* in a restaurant but managed to cough it up


*sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# just as well, really
mate's dad tore his throat to bits with a plastic chippy fork, trying to get the sausage out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Labour leader.
WITH A CHAINSAW FOR A HAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Necromancer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# His neck's so tough it broke that zombies thumb!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# He will slowly bore you death and then take your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# *sings*
You need hands to show the world you're happy
And you need hands when you have to stop the bus
But the hands we love so dear
are the hands we love to hear

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# shopped images only etc
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# He's gangsta enough to deal with the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Exreme?
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] At the end of his shift . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# welcome back Henry...pull up a kitten ...you'll NEVER LEAVE
he's been lurking obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# As stale as ever . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# He went to Heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Passing through the gates !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I imagine it to be just like this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Ye Gods!
He's been absorbed into the National Grid!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# All your grids will be absorbed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# it could be very well true that old henry is actually a ghost right now
:(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Yet his spirit barely lives on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Enlightening!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# He's no Poe . . . yet he is a bit dim . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Yes . . . that's a no . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# He's watching a very small tennis match.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# He is watching me wank
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Spume tease
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Ancient Greeks
associated sea foam with Poseidon`s sperm, or something.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# All day long.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# poor origami bird
he wants to paddle, but the water would destroy him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# He's smart.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Ebb !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Egg !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Zactly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Tied (fit to be)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Let it flow ~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Under Toe
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Rip Current
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Waves... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# *wipes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)
# sink king
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# bottom
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Don't get those feet wet!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Icky and sticky the ocean is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# The bird'll get its comeuppence!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ...can't touch this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Uh, I can see its cloaca!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# BAN THIS FILTHY SICK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# heh heh...he's like a little one of these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR_-Y-eIlQo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Very moving !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Wow...that's much better than anything I can make.
The elephant-like one at the end is my favorite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Auto-Click*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Ha ha...it's just a bird on a beach... XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Doesn't trust the water
Since the time of the oil, slick.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:18, archived)
# GET IN THE SEA, YOU FEATHERED CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# NO! IT'S COLD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:19, archived)
# If you hadn't made this I would have had to walk down to the ocean to see it.
Bird ocean equilibrium. LIFE!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Spray salt water on your face and you'll swear you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# "YOU THERE"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Very nice :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# haha
Old Arsene Wenger
(JoePesky, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hehehe...
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# That
I Like
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)
# haha
Is that Patrick Moore's forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# John Mccain's
if I remember rightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Is that the renowned Dairy Product salesman, Baron Lydon of Selloutia?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# You Who
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# i hear his vibrato technique is excellent
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Gibson Semi-Acoustics FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# i prefer super strats
like a jackson soloist, mmmmmmm, sexy.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# *makes poor gag about F-Holes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Sign me up!
(fucking ace)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Who?...Me?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# You, you, you
yeah you.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Playing with the HDR settings in CS5

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Red sky in the morning -
4 minute warning...

Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Red sky at night
Your shed is alight

lovely pic
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
#
Your shed cuntshed is alright
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Russian red sky at night
your reactor is alight


Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# wobbly sky at night, we're in for a fright

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# wobbly sky at night
anomaly!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# ATTENTION STALKER !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# i had that game installed on my old desktop
ran slow as fuck even on the lowest graphics, fucking nightmare to complete.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I installed Call of Pripyat a few days ago
the sequals just keep getting harder
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)
# God's Stomach Lining!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Red sky at night
Russians are parachuting in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# WOLVERINES!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# RPW?

EDIT: Sorry... What i meant to say was WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)
# But there's no bridge,
so it can't be real.

*implodes in faulty logic breakdown*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# If I shopped one in, would it be then
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Shopped pic
but TY I take that as a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I want CS5
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I don't like it
I want work to let me have cs4 back :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# It's not just me then.
CS4 just seems quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# nope, I just don't understand why it was such a big overhaul
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I haven't even got CS4 here
the number of times I have to send stuff back to be backsaved so I can open it....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# *mulls*
Got an installer here... you want?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# 64 bit version seems ok speed wise
*smugs*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# That's the odd thing.
The 64 bit version really doesn't fly like it should.
Maybe it's just me this machine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# hmm
mine doesn't bat an eyelid even on really big stuff - very odd
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Nice work

I prefer photomatix for tone mapping and then adjusting with pshop..
www.hdrsoft.com/
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Nice
I'll be looking at that one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# YOU. SHALL. BE. JUDGED.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Gene Simmons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# subtle tag ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# You're on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# on fucking fire
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# PANDAGEDDON!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# ^ This made me laugh too hard!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# i magine sooty and sue are the prince and princess of this bear hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Harry Corbett's gonna need a whole load of KY!!
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# "Sore Knuckles?"
"Not half harry just fisted me and I'm not technically a glove puppet, I'm an 8bit legend"
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Bleedin' Hell!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# are they the
new dances on ice panel?

*quakes*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# BURN THEM ALL
Pandas are fucking usless anyway!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# fucking retarded evolutionary dead end
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# exaclty
what is the fucking point of them?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# just let the bastards die out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# So that job in the PR department of the Worldwide Fund for Nature didn't work out, then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# This is where qotwers go to die
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Kapow!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Stern....stern but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# They did no good in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Laundrettes double as Ghost beauty parlours dontchaknow

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
Well at least it's better ^that^ than as a warm-up, fag break spot and general rest area for local prostitutes that the Laundrette I lived near in Newcastle doubled up as.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# google maps link, please
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# ha ha :D
You dirty dirty old man
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I'm researching for a book
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
# :)
Original post about it here: www.b3ta.com/board/9726010
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# 'ladies of negotiable affection'
genius! :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# *Hands up* I can't take the credit for that description
that belongs to Terry Pratchett.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
# It's a gem :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# well at least that's better than going to a Gateshead launderette
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Launderette? You were lucky!
When I were living in Dalston the only way of gettin clean clothes was to be mugged at knife point and and have to get new ones from t'hospital when discharged.

Mmm ... discharge ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# eee you were lucky
living in Bensham all our hospital clothes were covered in the blood of Gazza's wife
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# did he ever turn up with fishing rods and chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# yes, going by the other stainage
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Don't forget the Fabric Conditioner!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
# * Starts singing
♫ You spin me round, round, baby right round... ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# ...like a leper baby
right round, round, round
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Not seen one of these for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# IT'S A CART
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Isn't it hansom?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# MMmmm Bop
do do do do Mmm Bop
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Why thank you!
...I have never tried my hair in this style before now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Damn
Beat me to it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Hmm, Possibly needs more Hummus.
It's a pony and trap...

Also, in a cockney rhyming slang manner, the arts aren't that good either.
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# wow - it's uberlurker day!
nice profile pic sir

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# this

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Lurkage.
I has it.

Many thanks, 'tis one of those rare photos that don't feature people screaming and running
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# All that's missing is a croissant, glass of wine and newspaper...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Needs more Nein Nunb
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# What? A Horse?
Try here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# a mention of horses followed by a link
I wonder what it could possibly be
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# A web-cam in your bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I know it's there
I just like the fact that people can see me poop
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:25, archived)
# i am doing a Trak thing..
It has taken me about a week so far as I keep forgetting I am doing it.

* I am such a tit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Pencil Pokin' Morris


Click for bigger (130 kb)
Lookin' like a pirate, feelin' like a fool.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Why did he poke his eye?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
BOREDOM.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
#
and seasonal depression.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Would a light box work with him only having one eye
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Yes
in fact there's evidence to suggest it would work with no eyes at all
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# And then
he went to France, and some kid burnt his neck, and he didn`t like it?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# The pills they give me are working....
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)
# they certainly seam to be
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# they certainly seam to be
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Why did I laugh at this?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Because it's funny and unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Ok.
Thanks, I'll make a note.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# they certainly seam to be
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# WTH...step away from the computer.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I imagine this is how Cameron makes Clegg dress for meetings
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# May I be the first to say
"Seams ok"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# May I be the first to say
"Seams ok"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# you may
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# At what point do you think Clegg is in a meeting? Bringing in the coffe and biscuits maybe..
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I think he gets called in from sitting on the floor in the hallway
when a whipping boy is needed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# fuck
I'd make him dress like that too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Would you do the same to Pickles?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I dread to think what you would do to Widdecombe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I'd take a wide berth
a VERY wide berth!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# has that sofa just given birth to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I think she was spawned and not born in a traditional sense
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I see she's lost weight
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Chunkeh!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Perhaps Conservative MP Calendar
could surface again this year? ;)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Not a bad idea
Especially as I have now moved desks at work and have the best seat in the house so can start making pictures again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hoo fucking ray
Well count me in if you are serious..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Although Cameron still likes to be 'sponge'
Plus the mandatory "Phwoar!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# ^
definitely would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It's his Birthday Today.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# And Jenson Button, Shawn Wayans, Stefan Edberg, Martin Bashir, Simon Rattle, Dennis Taylor, Dolly Parton, Julian Barnes, Janis Joplin, Michael Crawford, Mike Reid, Tippi Hedren, Patricia Highsmith, Paul Cézanne and James Watt,
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah but none of those cunts have some weirdo putting brandy on their graves.
Boo-yah etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Is it supposed to have a yellow box flashing over his face or is there something wrong at my end?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Not intentionally.
Can't say I can see that or ever saw that in countless edits.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Oh, it's gone now.
Carry on, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# think it's just at your end
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Nevermore!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Not since privatisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# love it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Heard about that too.
Rather sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Never more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)
# How Poe-etic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Darkness there, and nothing more.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Meet Fubble. He walks...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# He drinks...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# He sleeps...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# He humps da laydeez...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# very nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Ta!
Oh, it's so nice to have my tablet working again...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:48, archived)
# The smooth devil...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I couldn't tell if it was disgust, horror or pity -
the look on my wife's face when she saw me drawing that last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Why,
what were you doing with your spare hand?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Fubble porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Did she startle you?
Did you try to hide it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I thought about putting it off until she was asleep.
But nah...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Just so long as you didn't have your cock out it'll probably be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Lully work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Woo!
* Clicks (all of them)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Thank you kindly.
The sleeping one was the Mrs' idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Funny that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
# fantastic stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Nice set of pics
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Thanks!
Rather fun to make this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hello Fubble
I wish to live my daily (and nightly, wink-wink) life as you do.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# He is indeed a model citizen.
Although I don't know where of...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Kenya maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# He does look like he'd be at home on the sub-sarahan plains.
The little scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I did not know that lady Giraffes had udders!
Learn something new everyday
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Well it makes this look a lot less perverted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# He's great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# What in the world?
*at home LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# AAU Mr Ninj
*Clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Sorry have to get me posts up else I am not worthy....
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I don't mind this little guy taking over the galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# aww its head must have been chopped up for Darlic Bread :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# So that's how they work.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I took this photo of my dog flying a plane and I'm not sure what do do with it.


(click for unnecessarily big)

If anyone can think of anything they can do with it then they should probably do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# troll lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Troll being used in the sense of "somebody who didn't agree with A Vagabond on QOTW a couple of times" here?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Nah.
As in "someone deliberately flouting the /board FAQ in order to stir up a reaction."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# What part of the FAQ have I "deliberately flouted" here?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# the non-photoshopped pics bit
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# looks real to me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Perfect.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I think you're thinking of the FAQ from the Adobe website or something.
How about I put it in black and white and add some rain, will you be happy then?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# That would be awesome - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# OOH!
do you two have a 'history'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I've got history with everyone.
And especially their mothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Mine still speaks of you with some considerable awe.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# psst
www.b3ta.com/board/10309660
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Is she the one with the rubber chicken and the marmite?
Or the one with that film about things found inside sharks?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# The Sharks.
She's obsessed, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# clean the lens?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# My sister-in-law's camera is shit, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Double Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Can I have another one?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# ah, the P-51 Muttstang
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# EPIC WIN
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# My new favourite thing ever
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Flooooooooooooooooooood
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
This seams to be a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# When I start my band our first song is going to be called
"Bummed by R2 on a Children's Plane Ride"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# YES
More of this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# oh, alright then
maybe not what you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I think we need to breed her with Smiley Riley, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I have no idea why this made me laugh
but it did
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# your dog looks a bit gay.
not that there's anything wrong with that, in fact my dog tried to hump the wifes arm last night and she's a girl dog.

what are you having for desert?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# It's my sister-in-law's dog technically, and yes, she's not the most macho of dogs.
Eccles cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# eccles cakes
in china!

are you mad? they probably full of locusts and seahorses.

i remember buying a smashing donut in japan once, only to bit into it and find a curry style filling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)
#
'smashing donut' - lol
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:05, archived)
# They're a bit like eccles cakes but they seem to have red beans inside.
Apparently it's called a "不是埃克尔斯蛋糕"
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# cool
I might get that as a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# snork!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Preparing for orbital spanging
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# pffft!
THAT'S A 3!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I was leaning towards level 2
But after careful consideration, I believe you are correct in your assessment.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Hee Hee
thanks

It's a while since I've had a good spanging..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# That is so bad
that I think it qualifies to be put onto the wall of my shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:58, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# this is ace
:}
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
# *brandishes spanging pan menacingly*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# goodness me

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
# What... a ginger?
(or the spang pan)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# she dyes it
trust me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# * Trusses Thor
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# she gives me a panhandle too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# cor! nice bit of work there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
But, oh my - it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# SPANG!
SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!



SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!



SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!


he's still not dead!

SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!

SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!






SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!
















SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:58, archived)
# haha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# The Furrer.
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Ach! Mein Gott in Himmel!
nicely. It appears you are due a thread rush.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Rules.
There are rules.

Learn them, noob, before getting over-excited, or you will get flamed, and then people will moan about your flaming being bigger than normal responses, and people will cry, and you'll generally fuck the whole board off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Noob how very dare you
(bows head) care to elaborate?
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# image size, flooding the board
7 years, 3 months and 4 days and only 283 messages is pretty impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)
# If I got nothing intelligent to say I stay shum.
I could have posted 500000 cool, wey, like and been a post counting whore lol.
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# so what changed recently then?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:44, archived)
# OOOooOOOO
Clutches handbag
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# PLAY NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# but it's nice to play rough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Sorry for image size running in 1920 x 1080 on 50" TV, and as for flooding 2 posts! I will try to keep it to one a year.
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# still images are to be kept below 100k
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Ohhh that size dohhh thought it did it automatically tis 2011... Cheers will resize in future.
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Sorry ...
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Interesting profile...
I thought I was a bit mean with the clicks, but have you really not liked anything here in over 7 years?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# There's a like button thingy?
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I like lurking and liking!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I just copy paste the good bits onto facebook and pass them off as my own...
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
#
haha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# ^ I like this
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# See this cat at the rescue home
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# seams like a nice cat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCK YOU BROKE MY 56K MODEM
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:02, archived)
# 56K!
that's nearly two years wages for a tea boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:05, archived)
# this what?
i can't see anything, is there ment to be an image?

also, you haven't specified what rescue home we can go and view the cat at, come on man, i've time on my hand ready to fill by going and seeing cats at rescue homes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:03, archived)
# ya ya ya
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17129/1295434529/cat1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
# well that's no good, i need to see this cat in person
and to watch it goose step.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Leader of the catstapo.
www.york.cats.org.uk/york/adopt-a-cat/?cid=2713
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
# does he have a pussybook.co.uk profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# YORK!
do you think i'm driving all the way to york? are you out of your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# we have a local curry house that delivers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# THE rescue home, man. The only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# He hates meeews apparently.
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I like the yellow cones that talk to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:39, archived)
# .......
Yes luv, I'm sure they do....You just have a nice sit down here where it's nice and quiet.

does anyone know a family member we can call to come and collect him?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)
# but they do!
they tell me that the floor is wet or to mind the stairs or to kill the shopkeeper or walk on the left and mundane stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# did anyone watch Sectioned on bbc4 last night?
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00sg94v/Sectioned/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# no but have started watching Mad Men on DVD
and have discovered January Jones and Christina Hendricks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Why have I not been aware of Christina Hendricks up to this point
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# she does have a mighty impressive chest
i'd like to motorboat it.

*wipes slobber off screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)
# haha
not heard that one before. My first thoughts were that I'd love to leave her breasts looking like a plasterer's radio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
like a glazed donut.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
# That's not slobber.....
Oh! Your screen.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# she was not that hot in firefly
I would have remembered
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Agreed.
But then that character was quite different from Joan in Mad Men. Did we really see "Our Mrs Reynolds" dressed up to kill quite like that? I mean a push-up bra and lipstick?

Time to pull out the box set and re-watch it, me thinks.

And taking another look at it, no freckles! I'm sure Our Mrs Reynolds had freckles a-plenty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Hubba hubba
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Alison Brie.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:42, archived)
# damn you!
I've only watched 2 episodes so far!

I'll be on the edge of my seat now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Have you seen Community?
She is so hot in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# no
no I haven't. Just checked her IMDB listing - I haven't seen anything she's been in (yet!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# is that Bjorn from Abba?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# guna have to RIS
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)
# it's pretty irrelevance
someone in the office has the slippery when wet album on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:52, archived)
# you must kill them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I just might
with a ball point pen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# use a felt tip
it will be slower and more painful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I don't have a felt tip to hand
I have a pen, a laptop, a can of pepsi, a print router, a 1gb stick of ddr2 and a chicken sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# hmmm
build a chicken sandwich fuelled robot killing machine instead then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I was kinda looking forward to eating the sandwich
it has bacon and salad cream on top

I think the pepsi might provide a stable power sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# as long as it's not diet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# god no
not with the aspertame that the companies put in diet drinks to control your brain
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:58, archived)
# wake up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hope he does a better job than U-571
And the award for worst actor got to...
(Europir8, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I enjoyed the bit where he died
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Anyone who thought that I had peaked with yesterday's drawing of a horse with hands opening some Tupperware...
...had seriously underestimated my ongoing quest for improvement. So now I give you:

A unicorn with hands opening some Tupperware to get a fairy cake out.

Site | Yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Oi!
That's my fairy cake! Thieving unicorns, can't leave anything in the office fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
# that's not a man's cake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
# all cakes are female
you blokes stick to the biscuits or there will be trouble
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# all?
even fruit cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Fuck yes....
Unicorns: Like horses, but with added awesome! (and horn of course)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# My friends a unicorn and gave me its unicorn-ness of carnality.
It gave me the fucking horn.

Erm ... or something ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# nice on toast
www.boingboing.net/images/unicornmeat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I'm not sure the internets can withstand such
But I'm going to click it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)
# now then
if there were doughnuts in his tupperware box and he panned to flick them up and catch them on his horn, I'd be mightily impressed. As it is, I am merely very impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
# For a moment I thought you meant JAM doughnuts, which I thought would have been very messy
Then I realised you meant those vulgar doughnuts with the holes in, (which I don't really recognise as a doughnut, as they are a bit "showy" and not very British)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Ah - is this a British unicorn then?
if so then disregard my previous statement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# but what about the Doughnuts you get from Blackpool?
£1 for 5 - hot off the Doughnut frying machine - covered in Caster Sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# While I cannot speak of these Blackpool doughnuts (which I am sure are loverly)
My experience is based on the last time I was in Oxford and a workmate decided we stop off a place called Krispy Kreme Doughnuts...*shudders at the memory*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# they are just lard covered in coloured sugar
I mean they are lovely, but they do make you want to pour drain unblocker down your throat afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
i've only ever had them once when the wife came back from london with some.

i was sure to remind her that a box of 6 is your total daily calorific intake.

they were nice, but a bit pre fabricated, not a patch on 5 for a pound hot from the machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I hope it's not too late for my doughnut anecdote
but I feel I have to get this off my chest.

About 7 years ago I had a "Krispy Kreme" doughnut and thought that it was the best doughnut I'd ever had.

As I hadn't been in Blighty since then, and they are not sold here, I often used to dream of them.

Fast forward to 2010. When my plane touched down at Heathrow and I'd dumped my bags, I rushed off to Harrods and headed straight for the Krispy Kreme counter and bought one. I sat down with a cup of coffee, and with mouth watering, I gently bit into the doughnut.

I cannot help but agree with the gentlemen who said they were lard covered with sugar. Thing is, why did I think they were so delicious back in 2003? My taste back in 2003 was mature and I was not prone to making food-related mistakes.

I want to put it down to hormones but if the truth be told, I really don't think it was a hormonal thing that made me think, back in 2003, that they were the best doughnuts ever.

Life can be puzzling.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hmmm
stick to KitKats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I endorse this image!
In other news, Royal Mail are a massive bunch of cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# what have they done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)
# They said that a package would be delivered
to my mums house between 9 and 5.30.

So I came over here at 8:30 this morning so that I wouldn't miss it and there was a card saying they'd tried to deliver it at 8:00.

Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)
# write to them with a stern letter of complaint
invoicing them for your lost time as you took a day off work and they didn't keep to there part of what you see as a contract to deliver within a certain fixed period of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# and you'd best deliver that by hand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Luckily I have a mate who works in the Post Office.
I just phoned him up and he is getting them to bring it round now. WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Ask him why "Recordered Delivery"items are returned to sender after just 7 days
Do the Post Office not allow customers to have a fortnights holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Those hands give me the horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# This is what evolution will do in 2000 years
We will train our Equine underlings to serve our dietary needs.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# or they'll grow tits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Whoa whoa there
Let's not push it. That won't happen for another 3000 years.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Hooray for Tupperware
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds