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[challenge entry] /obligatory SW themed compo post...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Haha nice!
I was looking at this yesterday, but then went off on a completely random bird-feeding tangent instead.

My thought processes were something of a mess yesterday afternoon...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
"It's ray shielded, so you'll have to use peripherals."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# "Use the Ports, Luke! Use the Ports!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Ohhhh, that gives me an idea.
brb

EDIT: Bah, can't find a source image :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ha!
Luke - you've unplugged a device without first shutting it down? What's wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# on top form today Maiden
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
# The missiles are upside down!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Luke will be kicking himself
if that's a firewire port mislabelled :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# NIngles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
not so smug now, eh!

This is a work of genius, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Should have put some chewing gum on the sole of his shoe just to add insult to injury :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# *roffles*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Haha
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
how the mighty are fallen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Arf!

morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Genius.

*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# and he has male pattern baldness!
who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Allow me to introduce you to my friends


the lovely Mustafa Bindun, and his adventurous wife, Shirley Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
# as a cold sore sufferer of many years standing
I must say "that's no cold sore"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I had one for the first time a few months back (at least I think it was one).
Bloody annoying it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)
# As an aside,
i hink I've settled on the modifications to my website. I've ungraciously ignored everyone's advice regarding the amount of blue used, but I have toned down the shades a bit. I got rid of the gradients, too.

old: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/barshouldereddove.html
rejected: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/beta/test10.html
new: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/beta/test11.html

Cheers to everyone who responded with advice.
Next thing is to find a program that edits a ton of files at once...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:11, archived)
# It's too blue
And I don't like that font.

Game over, man, game over!

;o)

Gradients still seem to be there in the new one though..?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Eh? I took out the gradient buttons from the rejected version
Unless you mean the images on the top line...? As for the font - I must be one of the few who doesn't use Times New Roman or Comic Sans on a birding website. Harmless old Ariel. I did try a few other fonts, but it was the least offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)
# It's not too bad
I'd advise a little css tweaking though - get rid of the margin on the body tag and add a little padding to each of your menus, maybe drop the font-size a little bit too.

Oh, and link the logo at the top to your home page for easy navigation back
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Aha, I'll add that link in.
Don't know why I never did before. Font size (I've been playing with CSS enough to nearly hyphenise that...) has been problematical. It looks huge on some screens and tiny on others.
Also, sorry to sound a bit dense, but margin on the body tag?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I'm seeing a 10ish pixel white gap all around the edges of your site
body {
margin:0;
padding:0;
}
should fix it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Aha...
I'll look into it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Done!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# looking good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# mine are mostly under control now
but when younger it was not unusual to have my entire cheek/chin covered in blisters. I looked like I had been blow-torched.

I tend to mainly get them up my nose now.

so anyway. I hope any of you aren't eating
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Cameron Approves

Now have a cookie.
(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I'm sure there's a snide geopolitical comment in there
but all I see is the first cosmonaut to enter Red Space
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Is that a euphemism for something?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:51, archived)
# If you want it to be...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)
# You're not entering my red space - you'll have to wait a few days. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)
# this made more sense to me when I assumed it was the flag of Cameroon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)
# what the fuck have you done to pacman?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)
# hehe!
muslim pacman!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Jeremy Pacman?
he'll be doing the interview later.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# who doesn't love
to get their thumb up in a turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# *raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)
# He said thumb you have use your whole hand tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Lil bit of Politics, Folks! ;)

Click for More
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:29, archived)
# HaHaHa
Is it Britain thats useless or the States?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:31, archived)
# I know Britain is pretty useless couldn't say about America.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Clearly the States
No USB socket. Well behind the times, most countries come with six or eight sockets these days.

Edit: Where on Earth did you get that map of the UK from? Why is the North coloured differently from the rest of England? And since when was Merseyside and swathes of Lancashire part of Wales? How bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:36, archived)
# We gave them a big socket in the gulf last year
but they made us block it off
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:41, archived)
# 10/10
Bloody Yanks. You try and do them a good deed and what do they do? Fine you $20bn.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:26, archived)
# fuck that
with all our problems here in the UK, I'd much rather live here than over there in crackpot country.

I will now entertain your opinions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I reckon I should have eggs for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
you and your crazy foreign ways! Whatever next - mayonnaise on chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Fritesaus
I think you'll find.

And it's NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Mayonaise > Frietsaus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Now you're just making words up!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Heresy!
Burn the unbeliever!

Fritesaus for outdoor consumption of Frites, mayonnaise for indoors consumption of Frites.

It's the law.

Also, two portions of Kibbling is simply not allowed. Under any circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:09, archived)
# oh it is. I know!
In fact since my single ever visit to The 'Dam and my inexplicable peckishness while there I have always been a fan of mayo on chips. I didn't realise it was slightly different. I'll have to see if I can find it here. Lidl might bet a good bet!

edit: www.dutchshop.co.uk DOESN'T sell it! (or Frietsaus)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)
# *ahem*
www.typicaldutchstuff.com/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=saus&x=18&y=13

Edit: Double bonus! They do the Knoflooksaus as well. *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:11, archived)
# fucking Yes!
*bookmarked* for when the diet is over!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)
# HOW CAN YOU AGREE WITH THIS!
oh 'agree' sorry. Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Alaska isn't what it used to be, ever since it was resituated to the deserts of northern Mexico
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Palin wanted to top up her tan and laugh at foreigners in funny hats
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)
# haha just noticed that - damn map makers and putting stuff where it shouldn't be.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I can't even think what it might represent
it's not population density or equal area or anything like that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Very good
* Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
what do the colours on the UK map represent?

Is GeordieLand its own country now, and has Wales invaded the North West of England?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)
#
East West
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# tbh I've no idea was just a map lifted from Google
I will have another look


Found it again it's a Geographic Map for Dental Statistics

"BASCD UK map showing geographical variation in dental caries experience (d3mft) of 5 year old children, 1997/98" Sort of fits in with the Video of the New Model Army lead singer.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)
# that would have been my next guess
and ironic that you used a dental map to compare with the US

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/thebigbookofbritishsmiles.png
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Minestrone Basil!
Oxtail Mint!
Cream of Tomato Dill!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 1/2 Hours since a new post.? - Let me get it all started again...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:07, archived)
# does that let you log into dotcotton.com?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Only if you like cotton, bud.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:10, archived)
# good call
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Dot in a suit is SUCH a good look
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)
# We buy any cancer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)
# We do?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:34, archived)
# As long as it's free!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Out of interest I put my car details into WBAC
What an unbelieveable ripoff.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)
# They offered me £80 for mine
Sold it on ebay for 225
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:34, archived)
# ZZzz..HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Dot Matrix device upgraded to USB now that would be a great idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Shadow Chancellor - Good grief.
(sjmleicester, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Haha posting this again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 4:43, archived)
# TRIPPING BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Ye gods!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Zib zib zib!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Johnson out, Balls in.
(Piddins Drinking Double Dutch since, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] fucking perfect
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:16, archived)
# I'm annoyed that Bennett has been cut from the Ultimate image (bottom right)
Jus' sayin'
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Conan got added at some point, it's a matter of balance.
Plus it's a work in progress.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:30, archived)
# , after plus. Otherwise you seem smug.
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:18, archived)
# ,
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 3:07, archived)
# wull hullo Mr Smuggy McSmuggerson
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 3:08, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 4:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 5:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 6:19, archived)
#
sounds great.
(snowtoday3074, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:26, archived)
# All is subject to destruction.
Besides...Rattleskull blurred it to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:33, archived)
# rewind
bring it back, nig*a
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:21, archived)
# I'm black so I can say the N word
(JoePesky, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:21, archived)
# haha i just contributed, uploading it now,
who cares about blur
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:38, archived)
# see if you can see some of mein !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Why does this image lack rainbow dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 5:24, archived)
# ahem
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 3:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 5:27, archived)
# snake!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:22, archived)
#
a little like snake.
(snowtoday3074, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:26, archived)
# That reminds me
I wonder why didn't they design USB so that the plugs could be flipped over either way?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:24, archived)
# They snicker at the stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Because they carry power.
Doesn't that kind of require the right thingy to match with the other right thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 3:16, archived)
# you city folk and your 'logic' -- sheesh
well, yeah, but you could have the + & - switch sides on either side of the plug. Of course it would have been more expensive to build the jacks and plugs.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 3:55, archived)
# See a dentist, stat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 4:14, archived)
# "Fuckin' Perfect"..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qSwpHXVigY

Not appropriate post, but apt.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco ..still here..., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:39, archived)
# *error*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 5:25, archived)
[challenge entry] USB and them
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Being a person whose every job has involved getting data or radio or tv from here to there over a piece of wire
I've been having to bite my tongue and hold back the ever-increasing tidal wave of pedantry, but I must finally break my silence!

...ahh nevermind, it IS very nice :D

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:26, archived)
# as USB can have up to 16 endpoints in the host controller, i hardly see how converting it to four (or eight) would represent a problem
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:36, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:42, archived)
# What lovely eyes you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:45, archived)
# I recognise that as Jenifer Conolley...
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:57, archived)
# mmm, yes
if I saw her face to face in real life, I would probably stare at her like an idiot for eternity, and then faint.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:05, archived)
# I'll admit I know sod all about scart leads (and such) per se.
So I stand prepared should you wish to unleash it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)
# in all fairness, I have not taken into consideration the various 'dongle' type blackbox adapters that can convert pretty much anything to anything
packaged in an 'easy on the eyes' injection moulded mystery nub
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Cor, "mystery nub"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Where can I plug in my bass?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:36, archived)
# nice
A Computer Full Of Secrets?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Dark Side Of The Mouse?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Dark side of the Zune
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 3:34, archived)
# The Great Gigabyte in the Sky
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 4:29, archived)
# You're my hero.
Can you sign my tits?
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 6:35, archived)
# * He's going to need a bigger pen

NING b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 7:18, archived)
# That's a work of art
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Not a fan of modern comedians then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)
# ditch lavern and carr
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# ^this
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)
# From the picture because you don't think they deserve to be so small?
Or from the group of comedians shown because you like the others?
BE MORE PACIFIC MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Mitchell was out of his depth with an actual politician.
I thought Laverne's presenting ability made her look a class above, not with the comedy but as a live presenter she's streets ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Carr is a comedian?
Now that IS funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:09, archived)
# it is right that cleese looks down upon them all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Brooker was funny, Mitchell had an audience keyed to support
Laverne is a pale and sexy. Carr stumbled. STUMBLEBUM
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Oh is it Brooker?
Looked like Hugh Dennis to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# What a personal disaster
loved Mary Whitehouse experience
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Haha
I've got seasons 1 and 2 on torrent right now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)
# night
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)
# night again
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)
# What happened to Bennett?
He's gone!
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
Don't mind me, just passing through
(ants124, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
#
*waves in a supporting manner....then sticks up a finger at you as you leave*
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)
# WE LIVE STILL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# 0
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Holy eye-fuck Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:41, archived)
# I see Conananan has made an appearance.
Long overdue.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:11, archived)
# I want to see
Alizée
puking lazers into a bucket full of wolf spiders! STAT
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:54, archived)
# That show looks like they tried to remake The Day Today but failed miserably.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Well I liked it. (the show) It made me LOL a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# can't think of an entry for this week's compo, so have Street Fighter in History instead
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)
# That's a nice old car, shame about the burnt monk smell lingering in the upholstry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
Awesome comment
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)
# this is horrible
and yet I laughed. What have you done to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)
# holy smoke!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)
#
+s +Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
# thanks
now all i can think of is george clooney's arse in tight black rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:22, archived)
# clooney's camel toe
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:26, archived)
# that's even worse!
now i'm imagining some freakish clooney/madonna hybrid and it scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# a grey haired man sucking off a bottle
i agree , scary
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)
# I can fix that.
like so
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:27, archived)
# ahhhh, much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Yoga FUHLAAAAYUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha
you bar steward!
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Change at Doncaster for Hull.
but have a click anyway
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap and dirty. Like me.
(I helped save b3ta! ThunderThrust, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Like Black Books
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Yes, I did rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Thankyou for answering to this poll
You have won a debt to Freebase Ltd

Congratulations
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Probably.
Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! ThunderThrust, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# have a glass of wine
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and to the pointless

apologies if it's been done to death...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# It could hold still pretty much any text document.
Could be useful for when you just want to back up a single file.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)
# it could :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
# shut up
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:27, archived)
# 4Mb pointless?
That's three whole floppy disks!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 0:24, archived)
# I have invented 100% work-safe pornography for you all to enjoy. Brace yourselves.

Click for bigger | SITE
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# there's only one problem
this is about as horn-inducing as a breezeblock with cold custard skin on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# phwoaaar!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# you'd crack one off to a picture of chicken soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Not right now - too soon
Give me about five minutes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# take your time
i'm going for a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)
# If that's not a hint I don't know what is!
You left the front door unlocked as well smash? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)
# if i did, it was a waste of time
all squeaky clean and pyjama'd up now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Well you ruined what I said right there.
Brilliant timing as always there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:06, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)
# She can't answer, she's gone and already tied herself to the bed again,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)
# sweet doodle fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# you blasted my bollocks clean off
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Brian the mutant seagull with a willy for nose?
Seen it, 2 stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
# that's not a USB, it's a BUS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# People say that alcohol's a drug
It's not a drug, it's a drink
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# it's also quite tasty
unless it's whisky or gin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# said the silly girl
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# alcohol poisoning kind of puts you off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I can't stand Guinness or Baileys
But that's because I once had to down a pint of Guinness with a shot of Baileys in it.
It had curdled. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# it'll do that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Coke with Guinness is lovely
Coca Cola, not the hard stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)
# so i've heard
not being a guinness fan, i've not tried it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:06, archived)
# what is the coke to guiness ratio?
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Not sure precisely,
Think of it like a shandy though and you are on the right lines.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)
# OMG MY HOUSE IS FLOODED
;)
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I don't touch spirits
last image challenge
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)
# People say that drugs are spirits.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)
# If Gary Ablett was dead, I'd agree
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)
#
yes, it's a bus. surrounded by a universe of cereals. i was using it as a comedy device. i failed.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Well I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)
# ta
i feel better now
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# just because i don't understand it
that doesn't mean it's a fail
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# also
it's useless
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)
# just as the compo specifies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Oh no
you didn't. Made me smile. Smiling is good.
(remoteneeded, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Not a fail, artifus...
...I liked it! Great punnage. Pity so many seem to have missed the joke...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)
# petabix? I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# petabix?
it's a universe of cereals and a bus. and it's useless.

*edit* oh, i see... no, i don't get that either.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# London, ddedCh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)
# actually...
maybe it could be a postcard... hmmm... i hearby withdraw my entry.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)
# this has lots of pieces, I like that (the background is weetabix therefore it is pertinent)

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I like big Buseys and I cannot lie
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Horizontal Neo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# a bottle of Busey shampoo in the bottom right
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:56, archived)
# No it isn't
That's shredded wheat !
(Johnus the Arse, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# this is due to a phrase on QOTW that made me laugh
"like a small apple wearing a tooth for a hat"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# TOOTH, TOOTH, MCSOOTH BUDOKAI: The Return of Red McGregor
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i didn't even know he'd gone away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)
# HE LIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# So an apple a day keeps the dentist in business?
but the doctor away?
(JoePesky, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)
# if you throw it hard enough at someone's mouth, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Haha hard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] bill cUSBy
(I helped save b3ta! taurus k kowalski wine, boredom, weakness..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
# this represents all that is good and hoyl
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)
# shut-up Meg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Oh
Thanks for that!
(I helped save b3ta! taurus k kowalski wine, boredom, weakness..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] This is terrible....
It's the USB mammary stick!

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:30, archived)
# TITS ON A STICK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
#
*joins society of tree-huggers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)
# thumbboobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Fucksticks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Uploaded: Memojape pertaining to USB's

spotify:track:1tUKLPl4dwNx4UORaWqNBP (Black Steel by Tricky)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Upload in realtime via Noonet Phuckable
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# PHUK (part of my desktop wallpaper)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Hi, I'm Gary Sinise, here's my IMDB page
www.imdb.com/name/nm0000641/

WILL PHUCK 4 CUM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)
# LIEUTENANT DAN!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I GOTTA SAVE PHUCK JIIIIGAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE EVER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMaHy9LShA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# sweet boosey fuck
there will be surprises
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# i want him to be my daddy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
# You're learning life's lessons
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)
# complete HIDcase
click
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# it's a commentary on RFID
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Maybe they're born with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)
# QWELCOME TO UTRECHT
No Noonet rephund 4 phuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# USB?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)

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