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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Limited availibility!!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# i could have done with that for last night's bandwagon
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Apparently its a Van Gogh!
*gif loop of van driving off*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)
# don't start that again
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I'm already out of art puns.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Apparently it's a Banksy.
*picture of Lloyds TSB*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Where's my sodding Jellyfish!
DE-RIS

I drew this for you this morning

* This post may contains lies
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
# i drew your jellyfish last night
it was the one that was mistaken for a decapus
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Yey!
Sorry, I missed that...
www.b3ta.com/board/10314898

She is lovely...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:17, archived)
# shit its the Swansea devil


just ignore him, he'll go away eventually
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:37, archived)
# hello, the swansea devil
you look like my ex's mum
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Hey, your drawings are excelent and all that.
But you were already top of the board. Give other people a chance to post, yeah? And remember that every new post you make pushes someone else's work off the board.

You could easily have edited this into your previous thread, or just posted it as a reply.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# More than a nip slip.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I think I've seen this fly past my window
:/
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# WHO WANT TO DANCE WITH ME TIME
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Errrrrr... No... Thanks for the offer, but...
oh, I think that's my mate waving from over by the bar *scarpers*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:18, archived)
# *dances*


i love your drawings BM !!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)
# even i wouldn't
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)
# recorded delivery - giving you piece of mind so you know they know you know they've lost it

19 days and counting, lazy fuckers
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:12, archived)
# if you call them you'll most likely get a far more informative reply
unless it's disappeared in p&e land in which case you're stuffed
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)
# the seller has sent a replacement that'll probably arrive tomorrow
and said to refuse the first package so it gets returned to sender

I wonder how long it'll take to arrive
*rings up bookies for betting odds*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:21, archived)
# A long time ago when I worked in the transport industry
I visited a CityLink depot when they were touting for business. I found it somewhat interesting the sales rep didn't bat an eyelid or look awkward when their employees kicked boxes about the loading bay in front of us.

Needless to say, they didn't get the contract..
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:23, archived)
# ah yes
ShittyLink, a company I don't like seeing arriving at my door
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Pah! I can beat that!
I put in a tracking number the other day and got this reply........

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# surely it must be this next
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)
# royal mail's service has diminished immensly over the past decade
but surely with the immense increase of online shopping over the past decade they'd be getting more money for the increase of packages they're delivering to keep the service good?
nope, I remember posting stuff 1st class at 6:14pm and it arriving before 9am halfway across the country, now it's a couple of days, if you're lucky, and the local sorting depot closes at 2pm instead of 6pm, meaning if you miss a package you have to go in the next day instead of later that day - how's that for convenience

although saying that, they've lost very little of my things over the years, oddest was posting a record to someone in ireland I think it was and it ended up somewhere in europe! (this was years before the currency changes)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Its strange, they do seem to be falling apart rather than flourishing.
I think it is a real shame and I also believe that it shoudl be renationalised completely (I think that with most thinsg to be fair) If DHL/Shitty link/TNT can all make a profit, why ca't Royal mail and have that money back in the coffers?

Gah, when I sweep to power, there'll be changes, I tell ya!
:)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Agree
And I worked for them 20 years ago and it was terrible then seeing it from the inside out. The amount of thieving in front of managers and dumping of mail rather than delivering it was outstanding. It's amazing that anything arrived. Union reps acted like the Mafia and did nothing apart from sit around in their Union room all day. Managers terrified to take them on. Saying that the management were inept and fequently drunk. A world class service dragged down by weak, greedy and lazy people.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Hooray!
I had a recorded delivery last week, but I wasn't in, so he just posted it through my door without botherin to get a signature.

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Dita Dita give me your answer do
before I end up with a restraining order from you.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# if i was gay
would
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:18, archived)
# if I was gay I wouldn't
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# she does have lovely hair
like jessica rabbit, except not red.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:22, archived)
# and a great figure
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# i'm trying not to notice that
*needs a corset*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)
# how can you miss it
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:29, archived)
# right I'm off night all
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:30, archived)
# phew!
she's got a bit of a gut. i feel better now ;)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Spooky!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)
# haunted pits!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:36, archived)
# and there was the hamcock too...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Hello airbrush my old friend.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Wow Dita, what a massive clam you have!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
# it must be a male clam, it's got a beard
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Nah, I'm over Dita ever since seeing her rubbish porn vids.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# HAHA
Bin-dun ???
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)
# pffff
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha :)
I love these!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Have some more then....



(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, beertime.........
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Shove it in my face-port.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Bet you say that to all the ladies/boys/sailors/*
*circle preferred option
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:52, archived)
# now do one with cider
i'd drink that
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:35, archived)
# About Last Night..
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Are you sure that's not port?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:45, archived)
# pfft......
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
# i like port
but i've never drunk starboard
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# *downloads*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Ca$h 4 W4reZ!
The Pirate Bay has done a favour for the games industry in my case. Would never have bought so many games if I hadn't been able to play them through beforehand.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Haha
not paying still:D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I use PornPal
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# DON'T LOOK IN THE BOX!!!!
I SAID DO....oh....he looked in the box.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# he's gonna need more than a Doc to sort that out
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:10, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I fucking hate this guy with a passion...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I the passion, you have.... A passion for horses?

EDIT: I have been in a meeting since 11:00 this morning, have I missed anything?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# a passion for fat cockney blokes shouting "wonga"
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:10, archived)
# World peace broke out
but then we argued about who had to make the tea....
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# missed this:D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Most of
your life?
:@ )
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:05, archived)
# DIE, YOU FAT, DRIBBLY-FACED, IRRITATING CUNT!!!!!!!
ahem, i mean, i rather dislike this chap.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)
# So that's what happened to Mykey
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Words cannot describe how much that waste of space pisses me off
He makes me want punch my TV more than Seth on Street Fighter IV. And that's really saying something.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Who is it?
Whoever it is, he can't possibly be any less funny than Michael McIntyre.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# When I hear about things like this, it just makes me glad that i haven't watched telly in over 2 years.
I try to do something constructive with my evenings instead, like ... um ... make inane and obvious comments on image boards :(
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Well actually he is quite a nice bloke*.
...and unlike some of you lot he gets paid to be a cunt, he doesn't have to do it for free, like some of... well you get the idea.

*seriously I have known him for years not a bad bone in his body.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think i can think of a usb device more pointless than this...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:57, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
*spazm's*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# those are some nice shoes
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# They are nice, aren't they?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# very.
i may have to go shoe shopping this week.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Error:
Q has not been correctly joined
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)
# For Count Vanderhoff, sorry it took so long to arrive
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's not very nice :(
Oh, it says COUNT! Carry on then :)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# ahahaha
I saw that all the time when i was doing it.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# :)
Nah, it's all good! Is b3ta very... very slow for other people too? Noticed it was down around 4am last night (yeah it's insomnia).
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# yeah
it wouldn't show my thumbnail pic, so i tried again and it worked.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Good use of bats.
On that note...



(needs less 'weekend' I know)

Another delightful evening of sobriety and anticipation of the onset of labour beckons...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Argh
want beer
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# cya baz
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# That first bit....
That's no moon?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Top scrawling.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# cheers howdy
loved your Judges !!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Thanks, beautiful.
*pulls finger guns*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# noice
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# nice:D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# yay yay yay :D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Daviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!!!!!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Ewwwwww.......
:D

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# ^ What the mole said.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Good grief! :D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Help ma Boab!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Crivvens!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ahahahahahahah
*clicked* superb as always... I think this deserves an FP.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# at least the pink suits him
*boke*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Truly grim.
But also woo.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# AAAAAGHH!!!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
#
:O)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)
# arrrghgh
and woo! obviously
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Someone got me back on these...


Woah... Threadrush...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I voted for your image challenge idea too.
:D

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I love these :)
As a compo though, maybe too much TOAP? Dunno...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Tried it on the compo suggestion...
Just working for me as a one-man-bandwagon :o)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# This doesn't quite fit, and is the same joke as one you posted earlier
but as 8-year-old reposts go...

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)
# by the way
last year I was on b3ta whilst Mrs Box was in labour, so no shirking!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Ye gods.
That's either a mighty long labour or a mighty tolerant missus!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# :D


(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Nicely Baz!!
:D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Thrice clicked :)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Pull string moose has a hard life
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Top Class
Love it!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Superb
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Top animation thar!
The concave chest bit is a nice touch.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Brilliant.
*clicks*

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Poor little mooses :(
But great work :D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Aw I'm sad now...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Sisymuus
hoopla!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# This is awesome
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# class stuff
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :D
Woo
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# that's serious
ly doing my head in.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# i dont know what a blattermaus is
but i know that i love this. great work
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Lovely animation
Poor moose :(
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Congrats
on working in a subliminal cock
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Animal facts....

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely snuck into the threadrush :D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha
that's an alpaca I think
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# No, it's definitely a Kodak.
it's definitely a Kodak.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:45, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Oooof!
:D

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# O_O
Two girls, one head
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Noooooooo!
And Jesus Christ! Did you shop those people to look like Ken and Barbie too?
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Needs more nip slip!
Board is cranking today. I bestow upon thee-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb1INHYyOiI


(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Fucking retarded!
is what you'd have to be to not like this :D Excellent!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# biggest laugh of the day for me
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
superb
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Best idea for a picture ever.
Best ever, I say!

Great minds, and all that.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha nice one!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# .
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Totally!

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Convergent b3taing FTW!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# You wouldn't want one of those swimming up
/Paul Merton ac
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahah
that is awesome!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# :O
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# hahahahahah
brilliant!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Only. Funny. Henry. Ever.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Pshaw!
Henry's great!

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Yes!
:D

(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Aces!!!
:D
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:52, archived)

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