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[challenge entry] "Just end it, Peter," whispered Tink. Goth Kids need their fairytales too.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Took me a while before I saw the ghost Wendy.
Woo!
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 8:52, archived)
# I forgot
click to embiggen. :)
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I embiggened it and saw that it was good.
And it's a perfectly cromulent word.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Nice.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang-bait

Edit: Now with animatedy goodness. Also, filename is now 'gorn-goth.gif', which makes me smile.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:56, archived)
# Is that Goth makeup or an energy creature?
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 7:10, archived)
# It has to be makeup
If goths had energy, they'd be rave kids.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 7:12, archived)
# BOGOF
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 8:51, archived)
#

(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:13, archived)
# My second laugh of the morning :)
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)
# haha
Superman Returns (all goods and purchases)
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:21, archived)
#

(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# This more than makes up for your Bond repost.
Clickage.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I love this.
And it's given me the first laugh of the morning so cheers!
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)
# An emulation of something micto linked to...

a very quick rough first attempt.
Haha fuck, looking at it again, it's a mess. I see Gronkpan down the board reckons it would be easy in Artrage.
Also I have Painter installed which should be able to do a similar thing.
I'll try again.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 4:10, archived)
# It's very nice for a first go.
But just to invalidate my praise I have very limited experience painting digitally.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 5:59, archived)
# Digitally, like as in fingers or as it bits?
Great, my dirty mind took me elsewhere.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:12, archived)
# Revenge of the spaghetti monster!
Who! - Clicks

PS: It's real you know...
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:53, archived)
# And a quick version done with Painter

...again very rough but enough to confirm that Gronkpan's probably right. The original was probably done in Painter or Artrage.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:56, archived)
# and I done a quick verion in MSPAINT
I hope you like it?
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 7:37, archived)
#
phwooar!
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 8:09, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:35, archived)
# If humans keep eating taco's , evolution will provide
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 2:36, archived)
# That is just frightening.
I should have a mouth like that after the years of taco only diet.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 2:59, archived)
# This is not the taco you are looking for
Move along...
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 3:03, archived)
# [something about her taco]
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 3:36, archived)
# VAGINA DENTATA
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 3:57, archived)
# DOUBLETALKING CUNTMOUTH
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 4:27, archived)
# Ode To Taco
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 5:03, archived)
# Kimmear, umma give you a big fat kiss!
*splort!*
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:11, archived)
# Technical problems in the rendering dept.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:50, archived)
# ahahahahahahah
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:53, archived)
# CatDog mk1
:D
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:06, archived)
# He's as happy as a dog with two tails
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:25, archived)
# twice the balls, but nothing to lick them with


Oh wooodeeeeeeee... come heeeeeeeeere
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Ages ago I saw a rendering problem from a still from The Incredibles.
After Mr. Incredible shook the cat from the tree, and he turns to see the two cops, instead of eyes, they have tufts of hair coming from their sockets.

It was horrible and funny at the same time. Like eyes puking hair. If you can make eye sockets puke hair you have a classic.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:25, archived)
# Episode 12: Magnum's girls draw some unwanted attention from the press and local law enforcement when Wayne Rooney comes to town.


(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)
# hahaha!
that hat really suits him!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)
# screw this, i'm going to bed
g'night all
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Good night. Don't let the curb feelers bite.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Or let the skeleton under the bed snatch you by the ankles.
Or let the pillow spirit smother you.

Or anger the blanket snakes, sheet beasts, nor invoke a spider massive.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:30, archived)
# Bitchin'
 
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:42, archived)
# What's up ?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)
# omg
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)
# *filenames*
ah, so it is robin williams. he looks better this way.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)
# he's an annoying little shit, isn't he
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# hell, yes
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)
# jesus, i'm bored
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:10, archived)
# i'm going to bed to try and sleep
i'm coughing up phlegm and think i have a slight sinus infection

nites all
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)
# g'night
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I met him once
Post Mork, pre big time movie star - when he was hanging around comedy clubs being semi-famous. I wouldn't say he was horrible - he can be very funny at times. Not my favorite, for many reasons...
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Family time . . . DADDY !
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)
# :
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Polar coordinates are polarized !
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Would
either way.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)
# eek!
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Antigravity crucifix?
or magnetits?

(Would, either way)
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Shitty Magnetits
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I made a this
While you were out
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)
# The made is in !
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# you've maid a mistake I'm afraid ;)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I've made the maid !
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME

Also, I think I may have a go at replicating the style of that pic you showed me. I'm starting to think it may have been done with one of the cloning tools in Painter, but I'm still sure it's achievable in PS.
Have you tried yet?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# nope
i've been procrastinating
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Oh really
can you do that in Photoshop?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# i use redtube mostly
it's open source
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# back to that pic
i've just tried in ps and i'm shite at it
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I'll take a look later.
I need to find a source pic first I guess. Also, I found my copy of Painter so if PS doesn't work out quickly I may install that.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:01, archived)
# i ended up trying to use layer masks,
but my main problem is getting a suitably 'brushy' brush
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Here
www.artrage.com/

Set a photo as a tracing background

Choose a paintbrush

Paint away
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I was going to say something at the time
It looks like a 5 minute job in artrage (you can select a photo to paint over and it will choose the colours automatically).
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm watching Max and Ruby; this is very a propos.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# *JUDGES*
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Goddamit
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Arf! :D
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Poor little bear
he's hung like a wild field mouse...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Hmmm
a mouse-botherer, eh?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)
# A wonderful story...(so far)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Oz magazine, May 1970:
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Headswapping kids' stories with Crumb cartoons ... b3ta in an earlier, paper-based format?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# basically yes
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
# !!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Haha!
I like this.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha!
OH BOTHER
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# "Oh bother,"
said Pooh as he chambered another round.

And some lovely audio of Pooh going apeshit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEmp69aOZ5M
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 0:54, archived)
# heh,
that's ace. But could do with a bit less tittering cretin.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Pooh Sticks?
Of course it does.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 3:45, archived)
# Hahaha
and that's a Robert Crumb lady I think
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)
# I'm still getting velvet Elvis.
I have no idea why.

YIKES.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Happyb3taday
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Yippee!
oIt's actually more important to me than my regular birthday.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# have some cake :D
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Crazy cats!
Yay!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Candl3mas!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)
# It's great growing older here.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# happy xmas beta candle
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)
# In the buff !
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# wait
..what?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Yeah
I worried it would be a bit too injokey.. basically for him, the fact he has no cola is more of a nightmare than the house being on fire.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# fair do's
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# 2 things on the popular page
*smugs*
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)
# *checks popular page*
*out-smugs*

:)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# kudos!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# danke
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I got it.
I like it. In fact I empathise. To hell with fire.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# MOrrisONs
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Reminds me of Saturday.
Security Guard 'Can I have a coffee?'
Me 'Sure, what do you want?'
Security Guard 'doesn't matter, it's for putting out a fire.'

For the record, I gave him an Americano.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# obvious choice
I hope it was generously allongeed.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 1:29, archived)
# The Un-Cola
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Well I got it
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I got it too,but it was a tad pedestrian.
How about, where's the jar holding my parasitic twin? I ate it. Where's my manuscript for my breakthrough screenplay? I ate it. Where is the fire extinguisher? I ate it. Where are my keys? I ate it. Is this thing on? I ate it.
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:36, archived)
# another thing
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Simply stunning!
Love it!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Jesus.
That's awesome. A very well deserved click.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# *rubs hands*
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
# cool!
I've been playing around with a similar style.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)
# cool
let's see!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Sweet shades and shadows !
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
# fucking awesome
:)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# i'm not having any joy understanding your sig
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# no matter
i guess it's not supposed to make sense
CUNTSHEDS
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:02, archived)
# first google result for 'cunt sheds' is b3ta :)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I "cunt" believe it!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# i like the lighting
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I love that!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Very very nice :)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Ooh yeah
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Is that in a Travel Lodge?
I love the 'Lodge (as we call it!)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)
# If it was in a Travel Lodge
she'd have bedbugs crawling on her ass.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# oooh, wicked :)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)
# That's good.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Cor!
sexy zebras/

you are jolly jack aicmfp!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)
# sons of scotland, and golden retrievers
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Arf
haha *clicked*
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Here come the fleas!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
# haha
silly :)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Brother....
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Ceiling cat is putting on teh fluence


You are now under my power...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# *shields*
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Why am I looking at your cat?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Why is your cat tasting me with its eyes?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Why is your cat looking at me?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)
# ...
YES MASTER

YES, THEY WILL BE BURNED IN PURIFYING FIRE!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I'll have mine bloody
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:20, archived)
# I think that the filename says it all really.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:01, archived)
# a few pints in a dark club and I would
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:02, archived)
# To be fair,
you already have your cock out.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:02, archived)
# it's not just out
it's having a stroke
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:03, archived)
# she looks a bit young .
just saying like
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:02, archived)
# For what, precisely?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)
# she does it rather well
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:16, archived)
# ^ Would
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# I Have :)
(, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
# to be honest
i've had worse
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)
# BLIMEY!
This is more terrifying than the last thing I thought was terrifying.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Nice to see yer...to see yer TITS.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I like this
:)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Good Game!

Infinite Brucey: bit.ly/gl9Omx
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:10, archived)
# hahahah
I remember that xD
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:13, archived)
# hahahaha x 2
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Aces!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
# grim,
why would you do this?

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:14, archived)
# To inspire me later
when I wank in your hat.

How are things going? Still shit?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# all good
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# nothing for a pair in this game!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:19, archived)
#
single bagger
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Heather Locklear?
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
# RPS time...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I clicked.
The norks didn't get bigger.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:14, archived)
# just killing time...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Throwin' serious shapes, baby!
Woo, also.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)
# put a donk on it


YAY B3ta is back
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I was going to do Jawas
but theres a good chance it's dunbin
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:03, archived)
# It has.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:04, archived)
# BANGIN' iCHOONS!
Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch. Unch.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:55, archived)
# wtf is unch
it's Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Terribly sorry. I've never even been to a club like that.
I'd want to punch everyone.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:57, archived)
# ha ha
as long as you have white gloves and a whistle I think you would get away with it
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Nob shaped things.........
Is the old Nob shaped Logo thing still going as I found this...

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)
# sorry
this was in the newsletter a few weeks back
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:32, archived)
# sorry
you're not meant to post the same thing in another new thread
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)
# really?
in the 10 years I've been here you'd a thunk I'd know that
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:50, archived)
# haaha
think that was done on the cock logo thingy b3ta did..
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
Also: Thank you robtoo.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:02, archived)
# -__-
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# First
pfft. Have a pea.

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# hamtoucher
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Oi!
That's mine ;_)
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:34, archived)
#

(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:55, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of a seamhorse...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Yay for Redditch!
/resident
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I concour...
..which swimming pool are we talkingabout incidentally?

De-Ris's oh...that...
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# 8D
There's no-one here. This place is spooky..
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:12, archived)
# B3ta was broken.
At least, it was for me.
Echo!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:13, archived)
# yup
it did a massive broked
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# it went down for maintenance at 16:00
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Yays!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Pooch!
So it wasn't just me then. Yays, it's back.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Pool
Looks a lot like Moseley Road Swimming Baths !!!!!
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:19, archived)
# B3ta's been down for the last three hours over here in the US of Anus.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Candle!
Enjoy.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)
# OMG! So it is!
Dances.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:59, archived)
# 7 freaking years! Happiness to you this very day.
(, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)

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