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Poor little fellas...

(The 'dward, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:01, archived)

They will be hired as oompa loompas.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:11, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:21, archived)

Warning! Contains scenes of death.

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magictoast, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:10, archived)

BISCUIT

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)

Dude!

A welcome return to these pics! I have a few saved on my desktop, was going to print them out and put them up on my walls but my landlord won't let me hang stuff.
Good to see them back though! :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:30, archived)

hang the landlord

problem solved!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:31, archived)

sod it, bedtime for me

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)

Me too,

Night!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)

Thank you very much!

Do you reckon people might buy them? I'm looking for ideas that might make just a little extra cash without resorting to selling my Crohn's addled body.

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magictoast, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:51, archived)

of course they will mate

Theres nutters that buy anything of ebay..

perhaps framing them?

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FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:14, archived)

Ha! Maybe nutters are my target audience!

I did get one done on an acrylic block and it looks quite good!

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magictoast, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:42, archived)

Would...Sir...like...fries...with...that?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)

Daisy Daisy

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)

Give me your big mac do

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)

I'm half crazy

Because of the CJD...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)

We've run out of milkshakes Dave

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)

if you eat their burgers, you end up with

HALitosis...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:08, archived)

## #### Tumble weed ## ####

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:12, archived)

I'm only pulling your leg sweetcheeks.

Lub ya really.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:13, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:25, archived)

*Boom-tish*

:-)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)

due to me completely misreading something, i have created tentacle city.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:45, archived)

Take me down to the tentacle city

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)

it's not grass, it's seaweed

although i may listen to a bit of GnR now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)

No!

Snooker Loopy....

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:59, archived)

*puts fingers in ears*

lalalalalallalalalalalalanotlisteninglalalalalalalalala

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:52, archived)

ummm

ok.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:54, archived)

There is a tentacle person in an apartment doing a crazy party with blue lights and shit

Well, at least I hope his friends came over and he is not partying alone. That would be sad.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:00, archived)

Don't hate me because your image was beautiful

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 4:43, archived)

Mystery

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)

Mack Daddy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 6:53, archived)

Captain, all time he's touching my ass?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:19, archived)

Top Trumps: Leaders of Middle-Eastern Nations

Anyone else think this bbc article would make a good Top Trumps pack?

Edit: brb making full set of cards.
Edit 2: Right, that's all eleven of them. Took longer than I thought.

(Digits of Pi, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:24, archived)

Hah, I thought exactly the same thing!

Top marks for actually doing something with it though.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:26, archived)

haha

excellent idea

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)

Missed off Israel, though.

(Good Penny, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:55, archived)

I was just going by what was in the bbc article. Thought it was worthy of being mocked due to having some glaring omissions, completely unexplained numbers (corruption score out of 178, wtf?) and the fact that the countries west of Egypt are not actually in the Middle East.

(Digits of Pi, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)

Fair enough - I'll go have a word with the BBC, then. Wont be the first time. ;)

(Good Penny, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)

the corruption score shows the placing of the country out of a list of 178

more here:

www.transparency.org/policy_research/surveys_indices/cpi/2010/results

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)

bet he isn't smiling now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)

I bet he is

lauding it up on some fat yaught somewhere.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:41, archived)

probably.

what a cunt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:47, archived)

I give him 8yrs, he'll be 90 by then

and the pyramid aliens will come nack to the earth to take him to a nice retirement village in the cosmos.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)

stupid pyramid aliens

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)

Shoe Throwers Index

best of all the indeces

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)

seriously, who throws a shoe?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:33, archived)

someone who doesn't want his shoes anymore I guess

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)

fucking hippy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)

I like this a lot

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Mousing, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:35, archived)

Get them all done

and sell the on here.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)

I was tempted to... I guess I have the photoshop template now, so might as well.

(Digits of Pi, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)

Get it done

youz knowz itz makes sense.
Sell them on B3ta or get in contact with Viz Comic.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)

(Mu)...barak Obama

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)

This

would actually do really well I think. Especially if you expanded it to include modern dictators in general. Mugabe, Pinochet, and various others

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B3tan Housewife, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:33, archived)

careful now

edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/02/08/germany.hitler.cards

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:17, archived)

Brill.

Also give Bashar ten optometry points, since that apparently is his occupation outside of dictating, I think.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:06, archived)

Ahmadinejad should be the Super Trumph

As he is not an arab leader.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 1:27, archived)

or president of Iraq

(lib319, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 2:48, archived)

Well spotted.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 2:50, archived)

Aye, well spotted. Fixed it now, guess I was losing focus by the time I got to the last card.

(Digits of Pi, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)

Mubarak is good for my experimentation. =

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 4:55, archived)

dear god!

that is a thing of beauty

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 6:03, archived)

Ctrl+R

Search: "of beauty"
Replace: "that will haunt my dreams for weeks to come"

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)

Pssssssssssst.....

Ahmedinwotsit. Not president of Iraq, as it says on his card. Yet.

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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:07, archived)

Whoops!

Aye, he's the President of IraN.
Though to be fair, they're all the same powderkeg of insanity.

The only difference between em is that Iran HAS WMD's, IRAQ didn't.

(Touji Bugger me sideways!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)

Fixed, cheers.

(Digits of Pi, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:45, archived)

Excellent.

Bonus game: Print these out onto flimsy paper.

You have 10 minutes to stack them in an unstable house of cards that mirrors exactly the state of the region.

NB. Do not play near drafts, children, or shoe-throwers.

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)

You need Berlusconi in there, too!

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)

Agreed

And one-and-a-half cards for our own glorious leaders in the UK.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)

Hehe

I posted the exact same suggestion on twitter!

You didn't copy me did you? :P

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)

Amazing, bad taste and amazing

Makes Top Trumps of serial killers look positively sedate!
A whole game pack would be awesome and well worth the time invested. I am sure that those lads behind the Terrorism monopoly game type thing would love to hear from you!

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)

fucking awesome work

from the bbc: sources - world bank, cia hahaha as corrupt as these cunts

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)

Superb!

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snee held his breath since, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:08, archived)

They exist already

Sorry, but some Danish guys have beat you to it. But I bet theirs are not as updated as yours - keep it up: www.alexanderband.dk/gammel/diktator0.htm

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pallimut Ancient Lurker, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:55, archived)

There's a

middle-east dictator called Bouteflicka (boot flicker) who measures his unpopularity in numbers of shoes thrown? Oh the irony!

(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)

Needs more

Berlusconi

(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:31, archived)

David Cameron (UK)

Age 44 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cameron)
Corruption 20/178 (http://transparency.org/policy_research/surveys_indices/cpi/2010/results)
Poverty 22% (http://www.poverty.org.uk/summary/key%20facts.shtml)
Literacy 99% (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_literacy_rate_of_the_uk)
Median Age 39.5 (http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=6)
Youths out of work 15.6% (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-12565041)
Unrest Index n/a

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)

This is fucking awesome!

(cupc@ke, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)

Achtung!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)

I think something went wrong with this file, but I like the effect:

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)

I see goatse.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)

I see France.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)

the ring is on the correct digit, so, yes.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:38, archived)

I totally fist-bumped that bitch. Fuck yes I totally did that.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 2:51, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)

blind as a ...hmmm :/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)

He'll become Daredevil?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)

god, no

one was enough, that film was shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:15, archived)

I never saw that. I watched Elektra though, that was fucking terrible,

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)

daredevil was just as bad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:21, archived)

Shadow Man or was it Dark Man, was a pile of wank also

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)

not seen that

something tells me i should be pleased by this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)

You're not missing much

it's a rip off of the Invisible Man.
p.s there is no wanking in it that I could see.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:35, archived)

shame

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)

Thought it was a golf club at first...

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 2:51, archived)

Not sure why.

When I did an image search for [barber] it put me off somewhat and I see that I spelled goatse wrong to boot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

hahaha GREAT!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)

When it works,

who needs why?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)

^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)

Heh, no reason needed!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)

reason? who needs a reason?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)

Haha

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:29, archived)

I got another one

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)

lolpoo

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

The empire 'shite back' surely?

(Testicles just for you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)

Too Much Imperial Guinness

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)

No problem

use this;

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)

Haven't seen one of these in years

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)

I quite like Word.

Pre 2007 that is.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)

I quite like Word 2007 actually.

OpenOffice generally suffices for everything though, and it's free.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)

I spent 7 hours today making a table in 2007. 30 pages long.

trufax.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

Tables were always a nightmare though. I just avoid them wherever possible

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)

it went downhill after Hufty left

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)

Ha ha ha.

When she joined, I thought.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)

I had to Google that one, I like the second result

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)

office 2003 for the win

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)

I quite like Word now because you can write equations in it.

takes for-fucking-ever still, but at least it's integrated* into the software.
I still haven't got it though,

*No pun intended.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 3:20, archived)

i like your psychic bollock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)

That's

no moon...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)

and here I am again

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

captain! he is again all the time touching my ass

welcome back!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)

thanks :)

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)

Hahaha!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

YES!! :D :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)

ha ha ha!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)

clicked!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)

ha, your brain made you correct it.

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)

(#^_^#)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:44, archived)

Captain!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)

The Alan Man.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)

The Wicker Head swap?

I don't get it!

*runs*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)

Like 'The Cook Report', but with a more slapstick approach.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)

is that a touch of Rickman in there?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)

It's his birthday today

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)

i've got the pefect gift for him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

A load of balls and a snooker cue?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)

I'd be more impressed if you got the lady.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)

alannah miles

or whatever her name is?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

No. Do try harder smash.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)

i don't want to :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)

lily alan

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)

morrisis alanette

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)

I don't get it!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)

RISIS?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)

Aw, totally didn't think of Lily Alan.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR NEGLIGENT BEHAVIOUR

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)

Alanis Morissette

She's in there, I just know it!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)

Steve Cougan gives praise to Allan

Cheers guys :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)

Happy candle-day!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)

Thanks :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)

Woo hay!

Happy b3taday mate :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)

On fire!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)

DYNAMITE! TAKE COVER!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)

happy tenacity.

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arrangedletters, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)

Hahaha, this is wonderful!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)

YES WE CAN!...

...stick a banana in a tailpipe

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

Coming to America?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

lookin' good, Billy Ray!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

barack o'murphy?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)

da black irish be everywhere, yo.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)

I AM CARRYING TWELVE POUNDS OF DYNACORE HI-IMPACT PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE IN MY COAT POCKET - THE VARIETY THEY CALL BLACK IRISH.

TWELVE POUNDS IS ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WITHIN A THIRD OF A MILE AND PROBABLY ENOUGH TO EXPLODE THE JETPORT FUEL STORAGE TANKS. IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER, I’ll BLOW YOU ALL TO HELL.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)

nies!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)

Yes yes! Fuck you too!!

Noice

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

housebase?

(Testicles just for you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)

Hahahah!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

is that the american version of homebase?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)

haha!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)

Is it wrong

that on seeing your username I hear Doc from Back To The Future?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)

it is entirely right sir! thanks for noticing! :)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

Hugh FUCKie.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)

hUGE lORRY

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

Is freebase still going...

--NOT A REPOST THREAD THANKYOU VERY MUCH--

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

Awaits the inevitable...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)

Unfortunately, yes

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

This ain't yur thread, I'll do what me likes!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)

DID SOMEBODY SAY FREPOST?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

I am going to TJ here because something quite amusing just happened to me

I belong to Neighbourhood watch.
It's a bit more than the usual in that we have walkie talkies and we help out the police by surrounding areas with our cars or helping chase suspects and exciting things like that.

About an hour ago, a member reported that there was a break-in in progress next door to her. She notified us before the police as we tend to be a lot quicker. About 20 of use zoomed to the place and surrounded the area. Next thing, four cops came out of the house with two men in handcuffs. It was the police who actually broke in to surprise abalone smugglers and came out find find us surrounding the area.

All that adrenaline rush for nothing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)

Mmmmm, abalone

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)

That hardly looks "fresh" to me...

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)

Salty seconds.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)

I didn't know what abalone was before I clicked this.

Now I know that it is a sea vagina. Thanks once again to mofaha!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)

arf

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

abalone smugglers?

fucking niche criminals! meth lab not good enough for them?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)

It sells for a vast amount of money

but it's a difficult thing to smuggle because of the smell.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)

they should hide it on a busload of women golfers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 23:04, archived)

I had to look up what an abalone was

Thought it was a lonely albino :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

Homebase!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)

It might happen!

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)

i for one welcome our new tentacled purple overlord

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)

He wants to hug you........... really tightly!

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

at least somebody does :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

I did but you rejected me. Was it something I said? Or was it the on piece I was wearing?

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)

neon pink spandex just isn't you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)

but it makes me look slimmer.

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)

and very gay

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)

but gay can mean happy too right, and I'd be very happy if we'd....

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)

trust me, you wouldn't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

Why won't you give our love a chance?

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)

well, if you insist

*breaks out the "special" box*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

AARGHHH MY EYESS!!!!!! IT BURNS

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

but only for a moment

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)

It's an interesting aftertaste I'll give you that

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)

sorry, i've been chopping chillis and spring onions

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)

Snooker loopy nuts are we,

we're all snooker....Loopy.

;D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

Oh, maybe.

What's news on here? Been busy working and even missed my candles! I only had Sunday off and B3ta was closed to go to church or something.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)

tthere was a bit of cuntery the other night

and as the result of a mini poll, i'm either going to be stuffed and mounted or committed.
apart from that, it's been fairly quiet.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

You see -

Trouble with internet dating is you can't get stuffed, mounted AND commitment, always one or the other.

_{We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue}

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

you're going the right way for a smacked bottom

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

Only if it comes with commitment.

Sheesh! :D

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)

and lotion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)

Tasty.

Octopud.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

Just smash his helmet

Calamari all round!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

It's shatter resistant glass, we're doomed DOOMED I SAY!!!!

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)

THIS IS TRUE AND BASED ON FACT

IT actually happened in Trowbridge last Friday night.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)

I love it when this happens.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

I hope it doesn't

because the only protection I have is a tinfoil hat and I doubt it will be much use in a situation like this.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)

giant octopuses are easily distracted by shiny things

although it might rip your head off when it nicks your hat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)

Arf!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)

clickindis

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)

Already did, to me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)

I still love this :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)

I think it

sums up life for many of us.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)

I like this!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)

Must have been done???

Click for bigger (45 kb)

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)

The Alan Man?

I don't get it!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)

Stop being an arse!

ha ha ha.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)

Stop being an arse, ha ha ha?

I don't get it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)

"I don't get it"?

I don't get it.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)

Perhaps you need a little

food for thought

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)

oh ffs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)

Irish Election is looming...

This twunt is Enda Kenny the leader of the fine gael party and he is currently in the lead.I thought B3TA might like a bit o irishness today! (i dont post very much i usually just hide and laugh alot at you guys!) the '9/11'building is the Irish Trade Unions building and the other one is the central court.and the pun is abit useless! anyway not very funny but i hope you can appreciate it nonetheless.(also hope filesize and everythings ok)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)

He does have an interesting name.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)

yeah

'enda' is quite suitable for this election. in your enda you flukker! i was goin with arnold schwarzeneggar in end of days, but it turned out being quite different. ;/

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)

Well I got it.

Unfortunately I think it's one of the few Arnie films that doesn't have anything iconic to rip out of. But don't worry about it, it was a nice post and I like the pun. I think it's just that B3ta's not that up on Irish stuff, as I have to admit neither am I.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

i thought this might be the case!

ah next time ill post an irish famine victim reaching out to the UK for money because our government bailed out the banks instead of bailing out the people! that might be slightly more relevant! (its a huge issue over here, i will try to be less serious in future! )

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)

Just express yourself however you want really, just got within the faq's guidelines.

Making it funny is the aim, mind. And you have a great moniker.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)

thank you wise b3tan!

i shall try to be my funniest i shall! im good with words! have to work on the images i think! :)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)

ah, there you are!

you had my alarm going off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)

After the Empire fell...

...Darth finally found his way into his dream job

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)

fuck, Davis looks young there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)

We were all young in the 80's

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

true, true

*listens to spandau ballet*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)

Remember the days of the old school yard?

We used to laugh a lot.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)

Stealing cake to eat the moon!

/what was that Kemp boy taking??

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

and play behind the bike sheds

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

i sense a disturbance in the /board

THREAD DELETION DETECTED

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)

I did a death star in pool triangle pic once.

/Honest.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)

I remember

it woz full of woo

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)

Here it is

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)

that's pool, not snooker

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)

That's what I said ------/\

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)

sneaky ninja!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

He's made you look really poolish now...!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)

oof!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)

Pool/Snooker....It's all balls!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)

may you be chased around the crucible and beaten with a spider!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)

And the falcon got pulled into one of the landing baize....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)

Ouch!

Give us a break!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

*tuts*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)

yeh!

Well it would make him wince to slap a black ball

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)

Pot the red and

Screw back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DO NOT FUCKING WANT THE CHAS & DAVE EARWORM!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)

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