Oi thats cheeky :)
can't get to my original of that to repost it back ..am on a borrowed laptop
curses!!!
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:27,
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curses!!!
MWAHAHAHA
anyway, I did ask your permission. It was about 2 years ago though. :P
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:42,
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was it 2 years ago??
now i feel so old....ah them were the good old days....jamnogs roasting on an open fire etc....
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:53,
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Well 2 years on June:P
It was just after the last London bash.
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:26,
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Surely that kitteh should be holding his severed head in his paws...
... and doing unspeakable things to that lady with it?
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:47,
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Happy "all the 2s" anniversary.
It won't come around again for another twenty years.
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:35,
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And so to bed.
Complete the chevron... if you dare.
(and for those who ris, it's a METRONOME.)
Night night.
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:18,
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(and for those who ris, it's a METRONOME.)
Night night.
The cake is a lie.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday whateveryournameis
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:04,
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday whateveryournameis
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you
O that's right...Have you seen James or Henry around here today?
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:07,
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Happy Birthday
usually only post one image until yours dissapeared off the board
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:18,
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Happy birthday
: D
are you having trouble blowing the candle out? I am
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:34,
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are you having trouble blowing the candle out? I am
hahaha
:D thank you my friend.. you're game looks fucking ace and I hope you make lots of money from it, when it's done let me know and i'll spam the shit out of it to my friends n stuff
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:46,
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Peephole circus is a rising star, I subscribed and my youtube page looks chic with his LOL icon.
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Happy Birthday
How does it feel to have lived for a quarter of a century?
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:36,
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Happy birthday man-dude.
There's nothing to he ashamed of, pausing occasionally while walking up hills.
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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Ok, fine, and why does the guy have two antenna coming out from back of his neck?
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:51,
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Dunno who she is, but it's obvious that she's miserable because she's stuck with him instead of you. You really need to get some of those antennae.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:53,
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The vampire won't fuck her until they're married
he's a Christian, like.
Also he'll turn her into a vampire before she has birth to his kid and then eat the vampire child of her stomach and then the werewolf will know he's supposed to marry the child and will say so but will wait till she's 18 because he's a good American.
The end.
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:26,
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Also he'll turn her into a vampire before she has birth to his kid and then eat the vampire child of her stomach and then the werewolf will know he's supposed to marry the child and will say so but will wait till she's 18 because he's a good American.
The end.
don't forget the bit where he fucks her so hard her pelvis shatters
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 4:44,
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The broad is Kristen stewart
and i WOULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't seen any of the twilight movies.
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:03,
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I haven't seen any of the twilight movies.
sceince and progress
i'd like to thank mspaint again . my parents . my managemnet . and fluffeh you guyz . .
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:10,
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i'd like to thank mspaint again . my parents . my managemnet . and fluffeh you guyz . .
those cats look far too pleased with themselves
they're up to something
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:15,
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Have you just done one of those farts that make no noise but you can feel it passing between your buttocks or
are you just being a cunt and taking the piss? I can't work out this pfff lark! lol xxx
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:01,
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"NO! SLEEP! TIL someone opens a window and throws a shoe at those shrieking, mewling mogs out in the yard"
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:20,
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"NO! NEED! FOR SHOUTING!"
"why's that, then?"
"you'll wake Mr. Whitaker at number 32"
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:22,
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"you'll wake Mr. Whitaker at number 32"
Well, if Mr Whitaker's ball comes over my fence one more time, I'm bursting it.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:27,
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what about the other ball?
does he only have one?
OH MY GOD! IS MR. WHITAKER HITLER IN DISGUISE?
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:32,
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OH MY GOD! IS MR. WHITAKER HITLER IN DISGUISE?
are you implying that i harbour a desire to boff a left-handed vegetarian nazi despot?
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:40,
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Gotta admit, you're doing spectacularly well in your new UNICEF Ambassador role so far.
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04,
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i'd do that italian bloke
he must have something special in his pants to get all those women
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:11,
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it's not always about sex
sometimes it's about dragons.
or cider.
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:16,
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or cider.
Hitler wasn't vegetarian.
They said so on QI so it must be true.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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what is this
What is this 3D effect you are applying all the time? Custom program? Or some tool?
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:20,
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Welp, I rote it.
And some nut sampled a vid I did and gave me the ideer to cut out the blue background and make the result transparent. I also have something that makes animated gifs, but the results are in the megabytes so I cannot show them here.
Basic workflow is: find a nice image on B3ta that isn't too noisy. Faces and asses work great. Run it through my filter, save result, open the gimp, add a transparency layer, select by color the blue, grow the selection, cut out the blue, use floyd-steinberg dithering when creating the transparent gif, and upload to b3tards. Takes all of 3 minutes. Maybe if I get the gumption, I'll add the transparency to the existing filter.
Have a go:
www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:52,
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Basic workflow is: find a nice image on B3ta that isn't too noisy. Faces and asses work great. Run it through my filter, save result, open the gimp, add a transparency layer, select by color the blue, grow the selection, cut out the blue, use floyd-steinberg dithering when creating the transparent gif, and upload to b3tards. Takes all of 3 minutes. Maybe if I get the gumption, I'll add the transparency to the existing filter.
Have a go:
www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
i love ALL these
can you make one of this please :P
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/noonet_gun_clip_333.jpg
i'm still not happy with that screenshot butt it will have to do for now
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/noonet_gun_clip_333.jpg
i'm still not happy with that screenshot butt it will have to do for now
Not all turn out well, but the transparency does make them striking, in a way.
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I am Trampy, attic-bound bastard minor noble son of the King of the poorly 'shopped TOAP.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:10,
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i blow my nose at you, you tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:11,
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One day, all you see before you , will be yours....
What... b3ta?
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:47,
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and my hairbrush
and perfume, deodorant, mp3, cup of tea, cuddly shark and pills
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:50,
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cuddly shark?
is it "really fluffy"
/just watched 'Despicable Me'/blog
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:54,
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/just watched 'Despicable Me'/blog
yes it is
haven't seen that yet.
i love sharks, but i hate teddies. my family have the annoying habit of buying me shark teddies.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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i love sharks, but i hate teddies. my family have the annoying habit of buying me shark teddies.
Surely you haven't gone back to that damned Camp Granada?
Remember the problems you had last time ...
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:41,
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that dead norweigan hooker i killed the other day?
so had to tie some bricks to her
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:59,
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Cat Fly, Cat Fly, Have you ever heard of Cat Fly?
Takes a shit, eats it too.
What did you expect it to do?
Look out!
Cat Fly has compound eyes.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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What did you expect it to do?
Look out!
Cat Fly has compound eyes.
Wentworth B. Jenkins
Click for bigger (362 kb)
Meet Wentworth B. Jenkins. He is an impeccably dressed black man who plays the flute in a New Orleans-based boogie-woogie jazz band. He enjoys fried alligator, the color green and experimenting with hair dye. Wentworth looks distressed in this picture because of chronic indigestion and rising gas prices.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:42,
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Click for bigger (362 kb)
Meet Wentworth B. Jenkins. He is an impeccably dressed black man who plays the flute in a New Orleans-based boogie-woogie jazz band. He enjoys fried alligator, the color green and experimenting with hair dye. Wentworth looks distressed in this picture because of chronic indigestion and rising gas prices.
that is amazing
:D I love your style Mr DG, how come you've not used clay in a while?
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:51,
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Dont worry Wentworth!
Go see a doctor and ask him to give you laxatives. This will cure the indigestion and you can sell the resultant gas for monetary gains!
(*has been drinking*)
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:35,
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(*has been drinking*)
hahaha woo
usually only post one image until yours dissapeared off the board
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:38,
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usually only post one image until yours dissapeared off the board
dunno but if we applied it to all the regulars
the board would die. some nights it's always seemed mofaha keeps it alive and during the day i remember a period where about two thirds of the pictures on the board were by ninj. i don't think anyone complained then (if they did it was pointed out to them fast that the board would be dead without them).
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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WTF Are you a mod now?
I'm in work all day, it's not like I can spread my images throughout the day.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:00,
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Then resign from your job.
What's wrong with you? Don't you love b3ta?
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:11,
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I pay my taxes so that people like Fiend
can spend all day on b3ta! ;)
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:38,
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hmm
where can I find the original of this? (for research purposes)
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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4 Syunz
It occurred to me that I hadn't posted a picture for over a year.
So have a very tenuous link to the image challenge.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:59,
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It occurred to me that I hadn't posted a picture for over a year.
So have a very tenuous link to the image challenge.
.
After many, many years I suddenly had an urge to do a headswap....
Seeya again in a few years...
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:27,
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After many, many years I suddenly had an urge to do a headswap....
Seeya again in a few years...
That was on my bird feeder
and ate all the other birds. Come back soon please
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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Shirley his hair is bullet-proof?
I am very pleased by the fact that I have never had to endure Justin Beiber or whatever he's called and don;t know what all the fuss is about.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:24,
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Is there a sign outside my house that says 'dead annoying little cunt storage'?
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:29,
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"Hunted to near extinction in their native Cornwall the Pasty Chameleon is seen here in it's unripened form"
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:57,
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Hahahaha.
nomnomnomnomnomnom.
His arse is sweet and hit front is savory?:D
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:01,
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His arse is sweet and hit front is savory?:D
Yes carrots are an abomination!
only found in the lesser Pasty Chameleons.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:04,
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sneaky beggars
my girlfriend's cornish and shares the same theory as rory mcgrath that carrots don't belong in pasties
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:04,
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well she lets me live in the same house as long as i take care of the bills
and follow at least ten steps behind her when we're out but i call it a relationship :)
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:13,
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A husband following
ten steps behind his wife is usually to do with land-mines...
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:03,
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hahahahahha
that took me a second... WOO :D fantasticly done you !!
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:08,
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Hahaha:D Nice cornish pasty
world’s smallest chameleonshttp://www.uk2u.co.uk/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/de1a3_article-1291626895093-0C5B1F43000005DC-871634_466x310.jpg
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:47,
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this is excellent *click*
anyone else having issues with youtube? it seems every now and again a video will only load the sound and no image.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:07,
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Gutted....
Spent ages doing a sand picture, it had birds, cars, helicopters, sharks, lazers and everything...
Take picture, get home and check it on PC.....Oh Noes!
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:37,
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Take picture, get home and check it on PC.....Oh Noes!
I see where you went wrong.
YOu should have checked on the beach not on your PC.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:40,
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do you rent downstairs?
do you mean am i gay?
no do rent the flat downstairs?
yep
are you gay?
mmm nooo
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:00,
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no do rent the flat downstairs?
yep
are you gay?
mmm nooo
so, are you going to go?
I don't know.
No, I meant are you going to go...now.
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Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:31,
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No, I meant are you going to go...now.
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