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Re-animator
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1UP! Socially Distant ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:24,
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She's already alive
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:27,
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I think dead norks would be less appealing
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1UP! Socially Distant ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:30,
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Oh I don't know.....
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:34,
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I do what I want and they don't complain.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:47,
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Yeah but.. they did complain about this one
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:57,
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seems a reasonable place for a pea
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:09,
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Makes me wanna post this:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:12,
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Oi thats cheeky :)
can't get to my original of that to repost it back ..am on a borrowed laptop curses!!!
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:27,
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MWAHAHAHA
anyway, I did ask your permission. It was about 2 years ago though. :P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:42,
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was it 2 years ago??
now i feel so old....ah them were the good old days....jamnogs roasting on an open fire etc....
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:53,
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Well 2 years on June:P
It was just after the last London bash.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:26,
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Surely that kitteh should be holding his severed head in his paws...
... and doing unspeakable things to that lady with it?
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:47,
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So I made a thing with the view of my former home...
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kartoffelkopf ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:50,
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RPS
* Waits for it to animate (Does it tile?)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:58,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:19,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:21,
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look for teh quo
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:20,
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kartoffelkopf ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:14,
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Pretty good cardboard box you used to live in.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:07,
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from/of?
I never can tell with all them crazy prepositions
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kartoffelkopf ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:14,
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Happy "all the 2s" anniversary.
It won't come around again for another twenty years.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:35,
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stop flooding the board
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:28,
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?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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WAIL AA POYD
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:30,
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Well, if it's RPS - Have something from last summer..
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:32,
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did you live in a tree
near the border of winter?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:39,
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That's some exposure time!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:11,
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You live near Narnia
aicmfp
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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It's time
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 5:40,
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Luckily nobody saw it at this hour!
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 5:43,
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WE ALL SAW IT
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 5:51,
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i saw it
and so did my wife
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 5:56,
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^ What they said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:06,
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DAMN!
I like to post at stupid hours and go unnoticed!
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:09,
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apologies to your wife.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:08,
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I only just saw it now
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:37,
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i saw it.
why is he holding a brown rattlesnake?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:29,
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And so to bed.
Complete the chevron... if you dare. (and for those who ris, it's a METRONOME.) Night night.
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:18,
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120 bpm
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:08,
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I'M 25 TODAY :D
Hopefully the cake won't be a lie ;)
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FIEND ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:59,
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Happy birthday!
The cake is always a lie though.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:00,
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Thank you :D
It's there in the pic so obviously it isn't
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FIEND ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:04,
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Ce n'est pas un gâteau
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 4:50,
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The cake is a lie.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday whateveryournameis Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:04,
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my name is Gordon
and thank you :D
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FIEND ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:06,
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O that's right...Have you seen James or Henry around here today?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 7:07,
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GORDON('s cake) IS A LIIIIIIEEEEE
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY fIEND
i dig the sig =]
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Sherbs ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:17,
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:D it;s you, where have you been?
Thank you very much sire
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FIEND ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:25,
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Happy Birthday
usually only post one image until yours dissapeared off the board
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:18,
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:D...leave the child alone... :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:22,
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oh shit
i genuinely forgot about that...
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FIEND ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:25,
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Happy birthday
: D are you having trouble blowing the candle out? I am
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Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:34,
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Ahh, to be five squared....
Unleash the power.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:44,
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hahaha
:D thank you my friend.. you're game looks fucking ace and I hope you make lots of money from it, when it's done let me know and i'll spam the shit out of it to my friends n stuff
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FIEND ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:46,
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Peephole circus is a rising star, I subscribed and my youtube page looks chic with his LOL icon.
Happy Birthday. Here is a happy face for you. Transparency, it's not just corpcom.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:54,
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This is rather good
(and got a clicky-thing)
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:15,
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PANCAKES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 4:54,
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Do NOT sit next to Dennis!
lmao
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DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good. ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:12,
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Have a good one!
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 5:09,
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What that says ¬
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 6:07,
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Happy Birthday
How does it feel to have lived for a quarter of a century?
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:36,
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Happy birthday
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herman:D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:47,
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Happy birthday man-dude.
There's nothing to he ashamed of, pausing occasionally while walking up hills.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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happy birfdys
get rilly drunk!! :)
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randomscally ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:06,
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Twilight meets evil dead.. Grooovey!
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J0hnD0e ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:44,
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Who's the broad and why's she miserable?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:47,
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She just got rammed by a tree.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:50,
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Ok, fine, and why does the guy have two antenna coming out from back of his neck?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:51,
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That...
I can not explain... maybe to get BBC2.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:59,
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Maybe his Emu got hurt :'(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:05,
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MIICCCHAAAEEEEEL.
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Ttssattsr ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:34,
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beggars can't be choosers
at least now she's poplar
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04,
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time for bed!
g'night all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:56,
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That was very SPANG-worthy
And so long! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:10,
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Dunno who she is, but it's obvious that she's miserable because she's stuck with him instead of you. You really need to get some of those antennae.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:53,
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They are some pretty fine antennae.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:00,
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i'll say!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04,
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I think they also come in silver and avocado.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:06,
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and in blood red
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:15,
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ello, Cnuty.
Hope yr keeping well.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:17,
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The vampire won't fuck her until they're married
he's a Christian, like. Also he'll turn her into a vampire before she has birth to his kid and then eat the vampire child of her stomach and then the werewolf will know he's supposed to marry the child and will say so but will wait till she's 18 because he's a good American. The end.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:26,
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don't forget the bit where he fucks her so hard her pelvis shatters
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 4:44,
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The broad is Kristen stewart
and i WOULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't seen any of the twilight movies.
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FIEND ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:03,
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Where is my boomstick
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:42,
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somewhere around the 14th century, i think
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:46,
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Science!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 3:49,
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sceince and progress
i'd like to thank mspaint again . my parents . my managemnet . and fluffeh you guyz . .
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Twisted Technic .. as if ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:10,
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hey
did the one with cancer get better?
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:13,
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Yes.
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Zuowan ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:59,
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those cats look far too pleased with themselves
they're up to something
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:15,
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InterCATlactic!
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:44,
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0_00
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:45,
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Tou knowz that worx
Like a goodun! xxx
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:49,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:56,
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Have you just done one of those farts that make no noise but you can feel it passing between your buttocks or
are you just being a cunt and taking the piss? I can't work out this pfff lark! lol xxx
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:01,
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it signifies a small laugh
and i'm now going to bed :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:02,
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Nite Nite
Pfff
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:04,
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"NO! SLEEP! TIL someone opens a window and throws a shoe at those shrieking, mewling mogs out in the yard"
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:20,
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"NO! NEED! FOR SHOUTING!"
"why's that, then?" "you'll wake Mr. Whitaker at number 32"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:22,
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Well, if Mr Whitaker's ball comes over my fence one more time, I'm bursting it.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:27,
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what about the other ball?
does he only have one? OH MY GOD! IS MR. WHITAKER HITLER IN DISGUISE?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:32,
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:39,
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are you implying that i harbour a desire to boff a left-handed vegetarian nazi despot?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:40,
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are you seriously trying to suggest otherwise?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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yes i am
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:55,
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Gotta admit, you're doing spectacularly well in your new UNICEF Ambassador role so far.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04,
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i'd do that italian bloke
he must have something special in his pants to get all those women
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:11,
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BORING
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:15,
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it's not always about sex
sometimes it's about dragons. or cider.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:16,
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Hitler wasn't vegetarian.
They said so on QI so it must be true.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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i saw him eat a broccoli
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:56,
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can I have your colour matching algorithms?
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An Egg ,D ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 5:11,
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probably been done :D
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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This one's got your fingerprints all over it etc etc
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:10,
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ZOOM IN AND ENHANCE!
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:13,
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Yum.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:17,
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what is this
What is this 3D effect you are applying all the time? Custom program? Or some tool?
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marporats ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:20,
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Welp, I rote it.
And some nut sampled a vid I did and gave me the ideer to cut out the blue background and make the result transparent. I also have something that makes animated gifs, but the results are in the megabytes so I cannot show them here. Basic workflow is: find a nice image on B3ta that isn't too noisy. Faces and asses work great. Run it through my filter, save result, open the gimp, add a transparency layer, select by color the blue, grow the selection, cut out the blue, use floyd-steinberg dithering when creating the transparent gif, and upload to b3tards. Takes all of 3 minutes. Maybe if I get the gumption, I'll add the transparency to the existing filter. Have a go:www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:52,
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heh
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marporats ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 12:16,
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i love ALL these
can you make one of this please :Pwww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/noonet_gun_clip_333.jpg i'm still not happy with that screenshot butt it will have to do for now
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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Not all turn out well, but the transparency does make them striking, in a way.
You can play with scaling and such to try and improve things, but that's work.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:00,
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industrial fuckjape
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:32,
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most efficient of all the fuckjapes
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:38,
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:04,
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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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I am Trampy, attic-bound bastard minor noble son of the King of the poorly 'shopped TOAP.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:10,
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silly english knigget!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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i blow my nose at you, you tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:11,
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son of a silly person!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:13,
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haha!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:17,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:17,
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But Mother...
Father Son, Father...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:32,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:34,
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One day, all you see before you , will be yours....
What... b3ta?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:47,
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and my hairbrush
and perfume, deodorant, mp3, cup of tea, cuddly shark and pills
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:50,
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cuddly shark?
is it "really fluffy" /just watched 'Despicable Me'/blog
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:54,
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yes it is
haven't seen that yet. i love sharks, but i hate teddies. my family have the annoying habit of buying me shark teddies.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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Surely you haven't gone back to that damned Camp Granada?
Remember the problems you had last time ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:41,
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it went downhill after they renamed it camp crystal lake
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:47,
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A DUCK
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:12,
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She turned me into a newt......
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:28,
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I got better...
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Damien's Hearse ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:37,
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Q: But what else floats?
A: Very small rocks
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:31,
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Gravel! Gravel!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:44,
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Gravy!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:45,
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Mud!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:45,
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We all, down here
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:46,
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A FEATHER!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:49,
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that dead norweigan hooker i killed the other day?
so had to tie some bricks to her
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:59,
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Good work..
Have a house point
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:12,
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Crappy, yet recognisable, Monty Python's Holy Grail pics!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:11,
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Mary Poppins
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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very small stones!
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Damien's Hearse ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:36,
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Bum 'er!
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:14,
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:59,
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hahahahahahhhahahahhaha
awwww
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:46,
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Cat Fly, Cat Fly, Have you ever heard of Cat Fly?
Takes a shit, eats it too. What did you expect it to do? Look out! Cat Fly has compound eyes.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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hahahaha :-D
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:15,
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Wentworth B. Jenkins
Click for bigger (362 kb) Meet Wentworth B. Jenkins. He is an impeccably dressed black man who plays the flute in a New Orleans-based boogie-woogie jazz band. He enjoys fried alligator, the color green and experimenting with hair dye. Wentworth looks distressed in this picture because of chronic indigestion and rising gas prices.
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:42,
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that is amazing
:D I love your style Mr DG, how come you've not used clay in a while?
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:51,
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Hundreds and thousands head
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JoePesky ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:51,
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Trans. for US: Sprinkles
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:48,
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poor man
somebody's dipped his noggin in sherbet
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:53,
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There's a link between chronic indigestion and flautism.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:19,
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^ Racist
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:34,
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Dont worry Wentworth!
Go see a doctor and ask him to give you laxatives. This will cure the indigestion and you can sell the resultant gas for monetary gains! (*has been drinking*)
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Warrior_Librarian Level 37 ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:35,
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this is glorious
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:13,
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GNOPS!
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Testicles just for you ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:33,
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Gnorks!
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:37,
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hahaha woo
usually only post one image until yours dissapeared off the board
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:38,
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Whoa whoa whoa.
Who made up that rule?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:56,
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dunno but if we applied it to all the regulars
the board would die. some nights it's always seemed mofaha keeps it alive and during the day i remember a period where about two thirds of the pictures on the board were by ninj. i don't think anyone complained then (if they did it was pointed out to them fast that the board would be dead without them).
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boris the spider ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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that could take two whole days some weekends...
:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:11,
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WTF Are you a mod now?
I'm in work all day, it's not like I can spread my images throughout the day.
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Testicles just for you ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:00,
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Then resign from your job.
What's wrong with you? Don't you love b3ta?
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4Q just lurking ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:11,
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I pay my taxes so that people like Fiend
can spend all day on b3ta! ;)
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Testicles just for you ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:38,
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flour girl
cover her in flour and aim for the wet patch
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JoePesky ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:38,
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:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:56,
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ah, memories....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:57,
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Everyone loves a sturdy girl...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:38,
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^ twitcher
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:51,
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hmm
where can I find the original of this? (for research purposes)
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marporats ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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You really would not want to see it!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:13,
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baited
Right, well now I *have* to see it don't I...
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marporats ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:19,
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this is you
it's you isn't it, you are sturdy girl 2 !!
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marporats ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:25,
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:)
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 8:43,
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I thought you was only supposed
to post 'shopped images
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Phooey I COOK MUD ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 18:58,
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4 Syunz
It occurred to me that I hadn't posted a picture for over a year. So have a very tenuous link to the image challenge.
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Tart Monkey ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:59,
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:(
hello
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:00,
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Poor kitty :'(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:07,
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:C
^this
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:10,
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This displeases me
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JoePesky ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:17,
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!!
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:28,
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Hehehe!
Nicely shopped :)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:38,
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yay
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:58,
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Well, no...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:00,
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oopthty do
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:26,
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Testicles just for you ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:34,
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Tom Green the gardener
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JoePesky ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:37,
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hahahaahaha
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:50,
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lovely :))
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:50,
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.
After many, many years I suddenly had an urge to do a headswap.... Seeya again in a few years...
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Goatpod ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:27,
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well, dont leave until you fix the link
Ahh, excellent!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:29,
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I didn't, I'm a profeshnial and I have my spachleea...
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Goatpod ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:30,
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o.i.c. :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:48,
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Is he friendly?
Can I pet him?
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:34,
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do it bite :D
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herman:D ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:41,
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GNASH GNASH
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:08,
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Likes that
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Tart Monkey ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:48,
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But....
can you milk it?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:55,
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You got first
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:59,
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That was on my bird feeder
and ate all the other birds. Come back soon please
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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gross
what a horrible creature
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marporats ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:25,
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herman:D ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:21,
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hahah FRESH
I just shot Justin in the face
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JoePesky ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:23,
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terminator
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herman:D ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:48,
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hahah
AHNULD
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JoePesky ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:39,
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Shirley his hair is bullet-proof?
I am very pleased by the fact that I have never had to endure Justin Beiber or whatever he's called and don;t know what all the fuss is about.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:24,
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Is there a sign outside my house that says 'dead annoying little cunt storage'?
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:29,
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:)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:31,
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"That's a tasty burger!" :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:36,
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herman:D ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:46,
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Woo
ketchup :D
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herman:D ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:47,
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hahahahahaha
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:00,
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"Hunted to near extinction in their native Cornwall the Pasty Chameleon is seen here in it's unripened form"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:57,
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oooooooooo that's a bit fucking good!
/click
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:58,
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Hahahaha.
nomnomnomnomnomnom. His arse is sweet and hit front is savory?:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:01,
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but no carrots!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:01,
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Yes carrots are an abomination!
only found in the lesser Pasty Chameleons.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:04,
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sneaky beggars
my girlfriend's cornish and shares the same theory as rory mcgrath that carrots don't belong in pasties
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:04,
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I find that very hard to believe!
You have a girlfriend?!:O :P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:11,
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well she lets me live in the same house as long as i take care of the bills
and follow at least ten steps behind her when we're out but i call it a relationship :)
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:13,
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Relationship?
I call that marriage:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:20,
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A husband following
ten steps behind his wife is usually to do with land-mines...
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:03,
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Ah so a swedish pasty chameleon?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:08,
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hahahahahha
that took me a second... WOO :D fantasticly done you !!
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:08,
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Lovely editing
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:08,
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yum yum
do they come in vegetarian flavour?
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:13,
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There are rare ones in Japan made of soya so I've heard ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:33,
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cool! yummy, too
the Lacerta Pierogi
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:19,
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Hahaha:D Nice cornish pasty
world’s smallest chameleonshttp://www.uk2u.co.uk/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/de1a3_article-1291626895093-0C5B1F43000005DC-871634_466x310.jpg
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herman:D ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:47,
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Very nicely done
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:07,
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this is excellent *click*
anyone else having issues with youtube? it seems every now and again a video will only load the sound and no image.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:07,
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I had it load the video and no sound
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:13,
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hmmmmm
iiiiiinteresting
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:23,
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Hahaha lovely.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:25,
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coooooool !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:26,
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That's great
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:37,
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Say hello to my little friend!
'ningles all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:37,
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HAAAAATE! (not your pic)
And 'ning to you ghosty!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:44,
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Say hello to my Big friend :D
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herman:D ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:17,
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O
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:36,
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M
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:36,
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G
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:36,
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What have you done?
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:37,
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Well at least he's using protection.
even if it is knitted.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:36,
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Gutted....
Spent ages doing a sand picture, it had birds, cars, helicopters, sharks, lazers and everything... Take picture, get home and check it on PC.....Oh Noes!
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:37,
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I see where you went wrong.
YOu should have checked on the beach not on your PC.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:40,
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Can it be recovered?
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:43,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:46,
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:D
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:49,
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hahaha
you silly billy :D
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FIEND ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:43,
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Uh-oh. Sometin' gone banged up wrong.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:45,
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ha you big silly!
also i love your sig
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:56,
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Good old Brian...
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:59,
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do you rent downstairs?
do you mean am i gay? no do rent the flat downstairs? yep are you gay? mmm nooo
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:00,
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so, are you going to go?
I don't know. No, I meant are you going to go...now.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:31,
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Life's a beach...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:56,
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Then you go earth shatteringly crazy before you dye.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:11,
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