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# Too soon?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)
# well that's put the price of ram up c 20%
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:14, archived)
# genuine lol
ouch
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# ha ha. Just finished this.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:17, archived)
# I think the best way to evaluate it
is to consider how you would feel on seeing that animation when it was your family dead or homeless.
If you're good with that, carry on.
*disclaimer because people are twats - This isn't a dig, it's simply responding to Herman's "Too soon?"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Wait till I kill myself
The jokes will come think and fast, and I'll be
watching over, rating them out of 10 for style/
technical merit.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# family dead or homeless been they:(
that's life
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# And once again in English you simpleton?
(, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# im sure those who lost loved ones are glued to B3TA right now
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# ACT OF GODZILLACAT
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# That s.o.b.!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Yeah, prob too soon...
It's still fookin scary in Tokyo and we're only getting the small aftershocks. People are getting 5 and 6 magintude quakes every 10 to 15 minutes north of Tokyo...

It's still scary as hell!

Ten mins ago:
www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/20110312042825391-120424.html

Forty mins ago:
www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/20110312040304391-120359.html

Happening all the time!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
#
It's never too soon
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# i was waiting for someone to do this :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# i thought of making that exact picture
I thought it would be bad

I was wrong

woo to you
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Unfortunately, Gazza proved to be unavailable for the rescue effort.
Just when his emergency poultry rations, towelling survival garment and fishing rod might have proved useful ...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Interesting times for the filming of the new Dr. Who series...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:14, archived)
# bi-winning!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Have you got an ultra HD copy of this?
I want it on canvas!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Love this:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# jesus farts...
see how everyone moves away from him?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Careful now...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:47, archived)
# That would improve Dr Who by eleventysquillion percent
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Whats with the Cuban heels?
is he a short arse then?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ok children lets play a game
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Jasper Carrott's got old, hasn't he?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# I didn't even know he was black!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# or REALLY short!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Or had a girl growing out of him.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# that's a novelty backpack
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:17, archived)
# That's what he told the courts too.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I didnt know he was green....
Looks like Yodas uncle
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# woe betide those complete cunts that use the middle of three vacant urinals
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# 'angings too good for um.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# haha so true
at work we have 4 urinals, but the furthest one required squeezing in beside a pillar, so it's too obvious to use so 1 and 3 tend to get used instead.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Yeah but see
you go in there, there's a guy at either end, you choose the middle, and they both finish and leave. What are you supposed to do, relocate mid-stream?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Oh god, another level of complexity!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# if there's a guy at each end, go to a cubicle you cock-watcher!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# But how am I going to see any cocks from in there?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Bet it's the same kind of people who use the next door cubicle too when all the others are spare
And to top it all off don't even bother attempting some kind of noise control! :(
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# clicked
I haz beer so have a cdc
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Me too :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Ha ha
Its called Proxemics apparently
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I new there would be a science behind it, what I did discover is how bloody complex it gets
There are at least another 5 rules to think about when choosing a urinal.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# If you hunt around
there are some interactive quizzes that are spooky. They know which urinal you will pick every time.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Should I change it to Urinal Proxemics, or does Politics work?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Change it to "PISS RULES"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Done.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# It's also an example of negatively cooperative binding
where the coefficient in the Hill equation is less than 1.
Science!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:12, archived)
# I was a victim of 'too close' in diagram 1, the other day.
Far more intrusive than a stranger sitting next to you on an otherwise empty bus. WOMEN YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# those fuckers talk to each other in toilets apparently
i never do that for fear of getting bummed
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I read it's apparently OK to talk if you're doing exactly the same thing.
However, that would still be plainly weird.

Off to sea in a bit. Hopefully some nice albatrosses about today.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# where are you that you might see an albatross?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Sydney.
Sometimes, they can come fairly close into shore, but we're going about 30 km out. Probably just in time to meet the next round of tsunami...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# oh so you actually go out in a boat you mean? scary shit with all the weather you've been having round there recently
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Wafers?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Or mistaken for a suspiciously friendly late-middle-aged Real Ale Drinker.
Seriously, though: six empty urinals, I'm at one end - WHY GO TO THE ONE NEXT TO ME?
It wouldn't have been as bad if he hadn't decided to commence urination only AFTER dropping his trousers and pants around his ankles
(And, no shit, I have seen people actually do that in public toilets before)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# holy cow, he was totally coming on to you! you missed a trick there i reckon
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I should have guessed when he grasped my shaft and began massaging furiously.
I just assumed that he was helping me shake off the last few drops of piss
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# there's advanced issues too, such as when there is a lowered urinal for kids
you don't want to use it because you are a man so it adds another layer of complexity
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# It gets more complex if you are George Michael as well.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Michael's Laws, 1 of 1: "More than 3 shakes is a court appearance"
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)
# i always worry my willy isn't long enough and there'll be too much splash back from that height
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# You'll be safe kneeling if, like me, you're in the habit of wearing thigh waders into the gents.
Admittedly, I can't pull off the look in every pub ...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# you paint quite the picture!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Waders ... AND NOTHING ELSE.
I calculated that I gain approximately 12 seconds more drinking time per piss, what with the not having to operate a zip fly in two directions.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# tuck them into your wellies
And you won't have to visit the loo all night.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# There's a couple of odd ones at work
Who use the stalls for pissing instead of the urinals, but don't close the door. With the way they're constructed at work, you can't see until you've already put a foot across the threshold, causing immense awkwardness.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# oh that is all of the wrong
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:27, archived)
# hah
I remember someone in school did a shit in a urinal, they were the days....
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# ...good god.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# we used to see who could piss the highest up the wall behind the urinal
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# ^this^ hahahah .... dirty little feckers
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# almost as bad
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I like this!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# The men in suits aren't even holding theirs!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:48, archived)
# They are very cocksure.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
#
you should always observe the gentlemans gap in these situations.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:29, archived)
# The third pic, I bet I can tell the order in which they arrived.
Left, right, middle. I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I? AREN'T I?
*levels up*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
# i was thinking of that too
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The bastard will no doubt eat the baby first and save the fat man for pudding
Oh and i'll just leave this here, there was a Masters of the Universe film, right?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# yup, and skeletor is one evil fuck
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# This brings back memories of fear
TEH FEAR!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hannibal's Half Hour
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I wanted some fava beans and a nice chianti!
And what did I get? A cup of cold tea and pork pie!

I ask ya, what's this country coming to.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Dammit.
I was just trying to decide what to do with that exact pic.

Nice one.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# That's
very nearly an armful!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# ^ Would

* Also... I just looked at /board stats and I have realised that me and Smash Monkey need to get a life!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
life more interesting job :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# ooo nice
like the Biba logo
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:44, archived)
#

I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It
I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here
Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear
So While You Sit Back and Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My, It's A Mirage
I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage
So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin'
You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button
But Yo I'm Out And I'm Gone
I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On
'Cause What You See You Might Not Get
And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet
You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage
Whyyy; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It
But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate
But I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place
Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face
But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
What Could It Be, It's A Mirage
You're Scheming On A Thing - That's Sabotage
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Funkey.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# HAA HA
Animate it!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# oh yes
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Haha
Poor Grumpy. :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# He's got the best view!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Lovethisone:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# awesomeness x 10
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# haha
Your mother cooks socks in Hull
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "Sheridan?"

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I don't think I've seen Mrs Bucket as many times as I have during this compo
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# you know about east enders and soaps on TV right?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I'm aware they exist
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# my god that show was a whole new level of shit
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# whenever I see it now it makes me think it's sunday night.
Then I go and have a bath and go to school the next day.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Me and my brother used to go sailing with the guy who plays her slobby brother.
He has another part in Heartbeat, too.

But we never watched either of them so we never knew he was on the telly... :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Really? He's a big name! Although I can't remember it...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Wasn't he her brother-in-law?
I can't believe I know that.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Who do you think you are kidding Mr Poltergeist?


Stupid ghost!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# dead probably dead dead dead dead alive dead
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# He's dead too
"The curse of Poltergeist" strikes again
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Clive Dunn
is still alive. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clive_Dunn
How ironic , he played the oldest character yet in real life he outlived most of them.
(, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Looks like John Laurie playing two roles there...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "Go on Porkpie; let da new boy give you a shave..."
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# :)
this made me smile.
That was a break from what seems like ages waiting to hear from relatives in Japan. This day is cunt.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I bet
hope they are ok
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Darth Adder?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Lacist!
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I've been awaiting a "You Rang M'Lord Vader" entry into this compo,
This may have to suffice as the nearest I'm going to get.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Have a Darth Gnops instead
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I like to think his voice gets much higher too.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# :)
s

/Edited
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# 'gnops'
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Oh good grief...


10% my socks!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# :D
However anyone that spends that much on cables needs a slap!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Haha
*spangs*
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# And he's back - POW! Right in the kisser.
Alright, squire?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Hello young man!
How do?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Not too shabby, ta.
Coming to Earls Court bash in May?
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Tempted, Sir.
Very tempted :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# hahahaha
cracking spangage
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
#

didn't even need to edit this one...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Ha ha! Good advice!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# pffft
best get some of these too
and hire a feng shui consultant
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# A world of hertz
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt...

(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Sorry.....


Last one I promise.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# What a twat!!
to say "is it me you're looking for" to a blind person!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to love this show


Click for bigger (83 kb)


Although I think this would have made it a lot better.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# YOU FUCKING DWARF
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Sorry, yes I'm getting my coat.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out...
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# It's odd... why do the 'big' disaster/deaths always bring out long time lurkers?>
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Dunno
But I Dig That Stupid Sound.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# "nibble ma ting" as one of the students said to my wife the other day - delightful boy
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# pffft
TOO SOON MAN
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Ahahaha, awesome!
Now just wait until someone comes along and steals this for his tumblr site without asking
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I will put my repost here, then
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# haha
fuck godzilla
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# yeahy
I was just about to have a wank but it can wait now! :)
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Yay
Cheers Rob
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# *reads*
Cheers
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Thanks robo
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my god they killed Donnie!
You Bastards!
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)

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