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# No idea why... maybe it was the wine
Mailien
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I thought of a great picture to post tonight
but then I concentrated on eating salad and have now forgotten it. Sorry.
I like yours though, if that's any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Good enough for me and salad is always good
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Salad in the early months
means spring is on the way. I have eaten some great cheeses recently too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I love cheeses although I'm a bit boring and only buy Extra Mature Cheddar I think I need to expand my tastes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Really really really
try Jervaulx blue. Salty like a good Montgomery cheddar and perfectly blue and creamy. I just found out it was an English cheese too. If you like extra mature I reckon that will suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Oo thanks will look out for that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Salad isn't that good.
Steak on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# 2 days to go for steak.. ;)
Edit: But a good salad is awesome. Last year I discovered Spanish warm strawberry salad. Ho. Lee. Shit. It was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Is monday steak night or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# AHEM
NSFW just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Ninja edit was not so ninja
it works now. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I think it's
contagious!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# fuck, don't mention wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# What about beer?
I treated myself this week as it was my birthday. A bottle of Deus and a bottle of Mano Negra. Both were very nice indeed.
I am going to start brewing I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# never liked the taste of beer
got pissed on wine last night, still feeling a bit ropey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# hair of the dog that bit you?
I'm enjoying a Sauvignon Semillon
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:34, archived)
# i'm going to have
hot and spicy thai noodle soup, that should help.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Deus is beer AND wine
and doesn't really taste like beer. Super sparkly but loads of taste. Rums next week. The first nights sleep on hangover day is heaven sent I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:35, archived)
# woke up on the couch at 6 this morning
absolutely frozen. i'll sleep like a hibernating bear tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:44, archived)
# fuck it, i'm shattered.
food and bed, i think.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Oh, bit late, but Night! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
# What a darling postman
may it's mouth freak me out, out of the blue as I scoop up letters
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Jones looks perturbed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I was thinking of adding text to the nature of "Jones? Jonesy kitty kitty kitty Jonesy"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)
# add what you like, you saucy minx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:41, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Who the hell is Jones?
The cat's called Jess.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# the cat from Alien(s)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Oh god, that's horrible
ed:
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 7:00, archived)
# this is all you're getting, you bunch of pervs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Congrats!
They yours then?!! o_O
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# yes, all mine
although they've shrunk somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# properlols
:d
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:30, archived)
# 10 points!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Wonderful
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# you're not kidding.........
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:30, archived)
# O_O
 
back in a mo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Smashy you saucepot!
Awesome pic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Phoooarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice crystal
Woo btw : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# love that necklace
found it outside the post office
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I made 3000 last week
how lame is that....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# better than nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Gratz Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# woo!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# and yay
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# my knockers have never* received this much attention!
*may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# "never recieved this much internet exposure"
or is that a lie as well?
50k! go you!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# umm....
that may be a lie, too....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Are you giving Smash Monkey the clap?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# thankfully, if i said "wouldn't be the first time"
it'd be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Bejabbers!
Happy 50k, Smash.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# *Launches in*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# be careful
the last one's still in there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# what's the tat?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# cherries
it's the only one people tend to see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# A little disappointed.
Thought we'd at least be treated to the biohazard :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# maybe
if i make it to 100k
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Do you have an hour or two to spare?
Only 49,987 to go! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# A Cherry and Two Melons? That's almost a win line
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Generally
all the stuff we post she comments on...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# hey, i like to talk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# And that's why we love you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# And i'm spent!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Could have at least shown off the tat.
Gratumations!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# it was hard enough getting my mate to snap the pic as it was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Not much i can say to that.

but congrats on 50000!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# YES
If that's you; congratulate your parents for me; for fucking at the right time.

Top quality DNA on show there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 6:20, archived)
# Cor blimey!
Norks on the intertubes, who'd a thunk it!? Top work Miss Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# The internet is far too high class to allow this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# danke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# and a smashing blouse, i think you'll agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# it is actually, and the pendant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# sweet style, has a qotsa
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)
# still without youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# :/
spotify:track:3WDuyW7QQoNcwMSvopvUIP (Go With The Flow by Queens Of The Stone Age)

try spotify it's free
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# webpage cannot be displayed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:47, archived)
# what the deuce
https://www.spotify.com/se/get-spotify/go/open/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# tried it
same old shite, not enough disc space, which is a load of bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# jesus fuck
you should run CCleaner or some shit

www.piriform.com/ccleaner

also, why can't you view youtube?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:56, archived)
# LOL
slaaaag

not really, congrats
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:34, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# I'm still struggling through my 4000andsomething

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# That's a HUGE
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
number of posts.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:41, archived)
# *mwah*
Congrats, Ms Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# tits or gtfo...oh wait..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)
# 50,000 tits!
tits posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)
# i like breasts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Smashing
'grats and that.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:04, archived)
# great gifs on your profile :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Congrats:D
nice tits woo
(herman:D, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Thanks Smash for keeping us abreast of your big round numbers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] his sister was a hermaphrodite.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Rob Zombie's "Halloween 2" was almost awesome.
Last act was a tad flacid, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
#
I remember there was a christmas episode with a scene with Caroline Quentin in stockings and suspenders lying in front of a fireplace. I made myself spooge me kegs over that a few times. Is that....wrong?
(billiepipersteeth, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on! A face like that and he's not a film baddie?

(billiepipersteeth, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# daffy duck is purest win



1
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# 50k?
Wow. Some going.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# i have no life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# not sure if this has been done you know
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Before you ask:

I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# the synchronised swimming practice wasn't going well



4
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Holy fuck

Big. Round. Number.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# big round something else, too



2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Should we be expecting nakeytiem then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# not quite
look up there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# plughole:
needs to be smaller
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Before you ask: I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# The real pic
is a lot bigger; i might add more surreal stuff to it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# *drops monocle*

reminds me of a muse video where there are tenticles attached to legs in a bath but you dont see it at first
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
furiously
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# A great way of avoiding having to draw ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Curses!
found out again!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Synchronised swimming?
Alone? In the bath? Are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I say!
You've given me a rather nifty idea...

Great Pic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Very good, yet perplexing.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 0:42, archived)
# perplexing?
do go on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 2:06, archived)
# mustabindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# D'oh!
/obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# /obliged
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# D'oh your boat!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# P'astry!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# We're on the highway to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha wanna race?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# fu
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Hidden extras.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Hey, with your face, and my ... sorry, your muscle, we can ...
ah, forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# he he
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# haha
and he's lost his badge
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# saw him on the news
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# HOM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I blame Ikea for all of Japan's problems
www.vimeo.com/10902055
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# er, is it still saturday?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# yes it is
i know this because i've just received my weekly dose of lottery-based disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# It's so unfair!
Everyone who enters the lottery should win a pound!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# my family are all convinced that i'm going to win
fuck knows why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# NO...
It is now Tuesday....

Welcome to b3ta pull up a shat and fuck a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Oh wow, I could just go for a milkybar
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
# thanks for that
i was rissing like a motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
rissing jizzing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10360812
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Wank into the Ice Tray....
You'll have some ready for the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# how could you?
white chocolate is nasty shit and smells like baby puke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# White chocolate's loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# dark chocolate is lovely
white chocolate is pus from satan's arse boils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# It's the 21st century, we have to respect all colours and shades equally Smash.
I'll not stand for this blatant cocoaism.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# i can't deny who i am, Mu
i can only tolerate white chocolate if it is the coating of a cappuccino truffle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# All chocolate is equal in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Now this is the kind of forward thinking I can really get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I do like Bournville dark chocolate - superb stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# that's my favourite
pplus, i'm the only one in the family who likes dark chocolate, so my easter egg goes unmolested.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# white chocolate isn't a race
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Now that's just going too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# you damn confectionery liberals make me sick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# No, but it IS people
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# So was Soylent Green but still nom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# melty people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Caramac - yum
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
that's dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# You don't like caramac?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# not in the least
my nan gave me a caramac bunny one easter. i hid it in her suitcase and it melted all over her clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# That'll teach her
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# she was a cunt and she had no legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# It's all about legs in your posts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# legs are good
they often have sexy buttocks at the top
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# How did she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# like mothballs and evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# and evil what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# just evil
it smells rather like piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# like hammers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Biffo says hi
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# biffo was the cliff richard of the beano
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# What, a rampaging homosexual in denial?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# pretty much, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Biffo was shit.
But this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# A hot cockolate before bed, Nanna?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Say what you see...
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# I like the one where Mr Chips is wanking better........
I can never watch that clip enough
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# pixel voyeur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# It's good but it's not right!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# popular roy sauce is popular
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Why are they both standing behind Lego bricks?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:49, archived)
# They are so last week's compo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# they've got no legs, you insensitive cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# But how do his feet smell?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# like shame and deceit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# ^ This... They are so last week!

EDIT: Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I love that expression fucksocks I think it's exclusive to b3ta maybe I'm wrong about that
but it always reminds me of that image someone posted of Harry Potter and Dobby with Dobby saying something on the lines of "Harry Potter is very generous to give Dobby his wanksock"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Out loud home laugh....

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Where's my Chippy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Hi-De-Hitler!


Click for bigger (75 kb)
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Win!
...and clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# god, i hated that ballroom dancing couple
she's like a toast rack with leather stretched over it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# That bastard Paul Shane was responsible for the genocide of millions of musical notes at the Pebble Mill concentration camp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJvGdOC6D1Y
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Pebble Mill...
Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I think Paul Shane was going for the 'Freebase' look-a-like contest
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# that shitpile of a show
ruined many an afternoon of bunking off school
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# It was part of the curriculum
"Endure an episode of Pebble Mill then discuss: "
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# there wasn't much to discuss
it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:49, archived)
# There was some good bands on as I remember except Matt Bianco who was a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# i'd successfully forgotten matt bianco
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Then forgive me for bringing this to your attention
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkB25V_ow8
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# for once, i'm glad i can't watch youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Oh yeah I keep forgetting that
buy a new computer or is this exile from YouTube deliberate?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:57, archived)
# not deliberate
and can't afford a new computer. not unless my numbers come up in about 5 minutes, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Well in that case good luck
and buy yourself an Apple Mac or something swish
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:05, archived)
# i'd get something BIG
and lots of plastic surgery.
and my own arcade machines.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# "i'd get something BIG"
Pink and malleable, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
# MALLEABLE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# quite possibly, yes
with stealth mode
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Ha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# cdcsat
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10361146
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahah!
You sir, are a gem :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Aw, was this taken 20 seconds before she mauled him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Taken at 10 shots a second on my 1D4 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# oooh that's clever
well my camera phone has a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# sweet :)
i take it the lever to operate the mouth is on it's back?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# nah
that's the one that makes the eyes swivel from side to side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# thanks :D
love the woo yay:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# a little less circumcision
a little more traction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# "Elvis, wear the cock"?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Elvis all cdc up
:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Jailhouse Cock?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# He was a bit groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)
# BOOMERWANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Change the title of this thread to this!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# it upsets me
that it seems to shrink when it lands in his pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# it's cold out
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# not THAT cold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# oh, great.
you broke my excuse... :(
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# One is small, the other is Far Away...

* also, where did he get that idea from?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# i have no idea
ooo, less than 50 to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# One of your posts I reckon ...
b3ta.com/board/10356662
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# idea from?
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha... classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# google image search "flanbase"
he's made it onto the second row
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# He IS the second row.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Ha-ha! Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# more than "freebase"
none yet for "flando"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I think the Googles has spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# he needs a theme song
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Cockweasle made him an entirely excellent theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# that's ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I hope he won't mind me posting this:
gobarbra.com/hit/new-006cf3f34f5ba23b593a7ed0a80e80cd

(c) Cockweasle 2011
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# damn this mickey mouse piece of shit!
it's coming up, but not letting me click on anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:18, archived)
# FLANDO SMOOTHIE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Karateeee Chop!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)
# All the pigs are all lined up.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)
# there's a problem here
there is only one miss piggy, but clearly 2 fugly pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)
# This works quite well as a loop.
It looks like they're gradually making their way along the stage, ultimately to end up in a pile on the floor at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Lovethisonemailen:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Exactly what I needed to see after getting home from work.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Hahahah:D
thanks
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# ^ this
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Speed: The Lesser Known Failed First Attempt...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# YOU DELETED A THREAD !!!!!!!
sorry it just helps distract others from my awfulness previously
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# On export...
I didn't tick the 'repeat forever and ever and ever and ever...'...only realized when all I could see was a sharks fin and couldn't work out where the other frames had fucked off to.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# ahaha
im only jesting... i think in that instance you should have kept it up and uploaded a new one, then just gone into edit and swapped the URL .
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# are you a wizard?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# HAHA!
May need more Charlie Sheen, Colonel Gaddafi and/or Japan misfortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# you're just confusing me now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Sorry...
does it help if I start spinning the other way?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Harsh but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# No no no. I went to the effort doing some terrible cropping, delete is not happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha
oh mu you utter cunt. xx
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# don't delete your stuff
it IS very terrible. i saw it on the news and i was very shocked about it. i still am and i do feel sorry for the people but lets be brutally honest- this is b3ta. that's what b3ta is like and i like it that way. we do not disrespect the people that did die but there is nothing wrong with having a laugh- i mean you did some 9/11 picture- boo not nice if you go by that logic. nothing is nice but we do it anyways. fritzl is cruel, nazi related stuff is cruel, 9/11 is cruel but thats b3ta for you and those are common things so suddenly saying OH NO THIS IS NOT RIGHT when everything else is fine seems kinda...wrong to me (too much text, this isnt the talk board, sorry)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# meh smack my hand
people can't respect my opinion... yes its contradictory to previous pictures etc i have done, just thought i'd grow up a bit and try and put it into perspective.. i know i did 'wrong' by deleting the thread.

nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# It wasn't that you expressed the opinion.
It was doing it in big letters and ramming it into people's faces that was objectionable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# meh i just wanted to put it as a new thread
no reason for the big letters..
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Always a fine line between humour and something that is distasteful
a line that is to close to call. What's funny to some will be offensive to others no matter how well executed. I would just shrug and accept this is the internet, and that's what goes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# i did
but see my above message to Mark
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:18, archived)
# This is also why there is an 'ignore' button
You can generally quickly get an idea of other people's sense of humour on this place, and if it's not to your taste, make what they post vanish away from what you see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# no
i respect their opinions n such... that was just mine through the power of annoyingly big textxxxx can we all kiss and make up please :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Sorry, I'm halfway through NERDRAGE, I need two more turns before it finishes.
But then I'll be confused and my special attack will have dropped 2 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# You're cool with me mate, I don't have a problem with thread deletions
And I don't respect the opinion of anybody I have on ignore, that's why they are there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:33, archived)
# ^this. all of it.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# true
i made a gag about M.E. and the movie falling down, i was then told by a b3tan that they had two family members that suffered from it and he didn't seem to happy about it (which is understandable).
but if we were to stop making such jokes, b3ta would become quite shit, in my opinion.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)
# link to gag please? :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# i think it was for a compo
m.e. gag
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# nothing offensive about that
my wife agrees, and she has M.E.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# yeah, i mean
it's not malicious in anyway, glad your missus wasn't offended
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Quite
There was some prat called Redmond off the top of my head who's sense of humour really didn't do anything for me, who in my opinion would post simply to be vile for the sake of being vile. He might have found it hilarious, but it was pointless bollocks to me with sensitive source images he really didn't get the best out of. So off he's gone. Such is b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# sound slike he should stick to 4chan
although last time i checked that site it didn't have much gore style pics, which is probably a good thing.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)
# That's interesting
Can't see deleted threads anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# This couldn't have come any sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:18, archived)
# what was deleted?
i was distracted by something shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Your fanjita is shiny?
How rare! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# it's not my fault i put my glittery knickers on inside out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# also, did more deleting just happen?
it involved a fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Bloody thread deleters, coming here ruining our browsing experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# it's shocking, it really is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:33, archived)
# i missed fiends original post
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# mwahahaha
i was basically having a rant about bad taste jokes about the japanese when it only happened yesterday,but it was contradictory to previous pics i have done and i'm an idiot and and and ..
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# its all cool
we all love each other and all is good. to quote The Room "don't worry about it" - peace and love on b3ta
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# meanwhile in Tokyo...


Id probs think this was too soon, but round here, its more likely a bit late.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Gojira.. Gojira..
GOJIRA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)
# why does godzilla have the head of an angry dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Don't fuck with godzilla Smash.
Not unless you're Mothra.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# MY SECRET IDENTITY IS REVEALED!
*flaps away*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:01, archived)
# -l +w
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:03, archived)
# why does this not surprise me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# deleted thread
obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# He needs some professional help

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# but has to make do with amateur help...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Multi talented bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# OHMYFUCK!
(click) :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# haha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Ahahahah, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Needs more whirlpool.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# hehehe
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Fatcat No
:D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Paddle faster, podgecat! :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Maru makes his escape
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Sorry about the size
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
#
Psst ... try img src="http://img852.imageshack.us/img852/2691/thumppersml.gif"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Also: Turtles in Japan
scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/122947.html?thread=2535235
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# MONGS WITH COCKS....IN SPACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)
# They look pretty small to me...

EDIT: Oh, you were talking about the two fat slags.. Yes they are a bit big...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# 12" remix.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Can I pe this, because it is still making me laugh


* Also this because it has a Saturday cdc in it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10360878
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:39, archived)
# NATURAL GNOPS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# seems appropriate


Click for bigger (139 kb)
also to be honest it's really a terrible tragedy. it's gonna be the next Chernobyl I tell you
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# happy cat of the apocolypse
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Is Megacat here to save or destroy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# thats up to your imagination
see my pictures are really open and i want everyone to see what they want to see in them aka the cat is gonna destroy everything
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# He could be here to stop the meteors.
And then he'll kill us all.
He don't need help from outer space..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Colonel Gaddafi who?
Also, why the fuck would you want to GO to Japan? Can you not report on it from here?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# NEVER MIND ALL THIS BOLLOCKS - KATE AND WILLS ARE GETTING MARRIED SOON
The rest of the world's going to shit, but who cares, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# What about Charlie Sheen man?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# he's still winning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...
B E E R - T I E M !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Have this then before you go ...
oh, he's gone already
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
#
                 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
I'm back now... That is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# This is great :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# This is supposed to be serious!
You've made me laugh, and that is not appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Splendid interpretation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 18:48, archived)
# obvious meme pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] i know he ent a movie bad guy but it make a great sitcom


Click for bigger (104 kb)
(grotpig, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# LOL @ PG
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
#
well he showed his daughters some pg lol
(grotpig, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# just like paul daniels did to debbie magee for years
"back in your box woman"
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# That dog is totally bricking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
#
its the little bitch's turn with uncle fritz think i wud brick it to
(grotpig, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# lolling at this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)

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