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(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Damn you Jesus!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# enclickened
farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/3164114730_2d19ab7c11.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
My first FP was "here comes the aeroplane", along similar lines
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Hahah
ace! Very perry bible fellowship
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)
# why is it always raining in your animations?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:26, archived)
# he lied when he was 17
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# It's a shocker.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Ning all



primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/will-midsomer-murders-race-row-be-over-now-a-black-person-has-been-cast/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Ylva
Acrylics on canvas



Click for bigger (133 kb)
(Vandyt Xain Five Years of Night-time, and Heart made of Tin, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:15, archived)
# *howls at supermoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)
# *has a shit*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Disclaimer: I only said that because this reminds me of a Roman toilet I once visited
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:40, archived)
# *gives it 5 minutes*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:54, archived)
# 0h-oh.........no paper :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Nicely done sir!
Like a darker, lonelier Hammershøi.
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Now updated for the No-Fly Zone.

(click on the pic for the big 120 kB version)

Took three hours, that did, all from scratch.
Original here: www.tate.org.uk/servlet/ViewWork?workid=8782&tabview=image for those that don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:34, archived)
# pow right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:35, archived)
# As events go,
it's fairly undefuckable when someone blows your wing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Nice update, Colonel.
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Thenks awffly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Top Scoring Hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Top shot, tailtoucher Beavis!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)
# If you like hamtouching that much,
then you might like this:

www.b3ta.com/links/Hamtoucher_the_game
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha, that's splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I learnt a lot doing that!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:07, archived)
# i loves avoiding touching ham
and this game fulfils all my not-touching-ham needs

well done
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Ta!
It was a while ago, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I should say that I didn't do the aircraft by hand.
I got those on Google Sketchup, oriented them right and then used the 'ink sketch' setting in Paint.NET to make them look like drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I don't believe I'll ever get over Macho Grande
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Eeeeeh?
No hablo Espanol, Senor.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Ahhh, I understand now...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ... there just might be a few of us who will forget Macho Grande.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Got over the drinking problem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Nice :D
needs more batman and robin
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:52, archived)
# They're the ground targets.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:54, archived)
#
batman and robin sausage on a fork
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Were it not for electricity, we would have to watch tv in the dark.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Silly k3b/-\b! Were it not for electricity, we'd have no dark at all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:55, archived)
# "We lich-ed em good!"
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ooh, lovely!
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Showing me age



Real paint and everything
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Nice.
Nice, very nice, nice.
(Night_ninja, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Wonder how they got cancer in the first place...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Needs more fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Maybe it's a list of people to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:50, archived)
# That was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
# what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:15, archived)
# We're making a list of people to fuck and you're on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# It's a list of things to do when you've given up
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# have you given up finding a job then?
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Cookin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Have an oldie.
I might redo it to make it bettererer at some point. But on the other hand, maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I had a couple of choices for todays Birthday girl....
The first was Dame Vera Lynn and the second was Crystal Gunns (any search for her would be NSFW).

So I opted for Dame Vera and spiced it up with her at Katherine Jenkins tits.


How Original
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:09, archived)
# Ning Wobbly!
As It's Sunday, I might pop down the rubber later to have a few Britneys and a couple of Veras. Might even get Schindlers......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:31, archived)
# ^ This make perfect sense..
Ning Chumpers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Greetings...
Can one find anyone sexier for todays birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Jane March (who?)
Sylvia Abascal (who?)
Catherine McNeil (who?)
Never heard of any of them, but Happy Birthday, ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Jane March....
Now she was nice in 'Colour of the Night' with Bruce Willis
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:26, archived)
# I decided against doing the beaver shot


Original
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Allow me....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# One of my mates turns 35 today
Not my type though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:09, archived)
# There you go..
Although she does look a bit grumpy?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)
# thanks
:D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Well,
You'd be grumpy if some scallywag had made off with the top half of your swimming trunks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 11:08, archived)
#
www.historyorb.com/today/birthdays.php
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:31, archived)
# mmmm Katherine Jenkins
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Likes the original
:D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:20, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 5:43, archived)
# She looks lovely,
What do you use as sauce images or do you have a harem of petty ladies waiting to pose for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 5:53, archived)
# I always like these.
You make a lot of them.
Are they for something particular, or do you just enjoy it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 5:59, archived)
# Nice.
I've spent three hours on reworking a famous picture. Might get round to posting it this evening...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 6:58, archived)
# Is it that picture of jesus on a dog's butt?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 6:59, archived)
# I've told you before about those cameras in my house...
Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:23, archived)
# Is that her shoulder or is she vomiting
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 6:58, archived)
# V lovely:D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:22, archived)
# The Davros Philosophy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWiNvQHQEa4

sa-weet
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:43, archived)
# The links board
L-iinks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:45, archived)
#
christ. it's been years posting here.

what did I do wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:53, archived)
# faq
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Haha
nothing too terrible.
There's a links board now, see the link I posted above... people will be able to upvote the link if they like it. Some popular links make it into the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 5:43, archived)
#
no no no
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:52, archived)
# Get the vaseline!
Edit: Oh and here's a picture to save your shame


Click for bigger (25 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 5:02, archived)
# Here's an invention...
...I'd like to run by the dragons in their den.

(walrys, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:43, archived)
# I think you spent too long on this.
You missed the challenge closing date by 7 months.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:47, archived)
# Wahaha.
Bah. That's about when I thought of it... Sat on it too long.

The bog, that is.

Bindun?
(walrys, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:51, archived)
# What am I?
Your b3ta 7 month old compo research bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Yes
Please.
(walrys, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:58, archived)
# Righto.
Well as far as I can tell, no - it hasn't bindun.
But you're still too late to be eligible for any cash prizes.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:02, archived)
# That's okay.
This'll make me a fortune.

If it doesn't cost me one in inkjet cartridges...
(walrys, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:07, archived)
# lake wobegon
ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Wow.
Even though I get that it's a Garrison Keillor reference, I still don't geddit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:02, archived)
# *woebegone
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:28, archived)
# aren't we all?
still don't geddit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:36, archived)
# slow on the uptake
woebegone...
its wobegone not woebegone
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Wobegon
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 3:58, archived)
# 3/6 mediocre invention - please to add more friggin' lazers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:31, archived)
# It's Saturday night penguin pants flap dance time!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Best of all the flap dance times
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Ahhh, "Flapdance" was a cultural high water mark in the cinema of the 1980s. "What a feelin' !" indeed.
But this pic, gazed at for two hours or so, would blow it out of the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Whenever I see penguins,
it reminds me of 'march of the mallards'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:34, archived)
# in a dance ... as old ... as time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:35, archived)
# in a time... as old... as place
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)
# fucking .. his dead friend .. in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)
# You've seen this before, right?
www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Ahaha, no.
Only seen Mr Lee's routine about it. Thanks for the link, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Nice!
Doesn't he post on b3ta? I've posted the link a few times on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:47, archived)
# I have to admit to some degree of hero-worship of Stewart Lee.
And I wouldn't be surprised if he lurked here, but I was unaware of him posting.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I'd be fucking astonished if Stewart Lee came here. Why bother?
I'm quite surprised, and self-disgusted, that I come here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Me too.
/deliberately ambiguous reply
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Have you made it up with that person who was calling you a cunt earlier on yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Seems unlikely.
Not really sure what their problem was, or why they felt the need to defend prodge.
Whatever I think of prodge, I'm sure they don't need other people to defend them.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:37, archived)
# all i can say is
www.gayrobotrights.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Oh ffs.
Another comment-deleting trouble-maker?

also: laughed, quite literally, out loud at the link :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Daaaamn straight!
and ... drunk again
edit : thinking about making my third comeback
edit 2 : and yeas i know, no one cares or would be aware of my last two comebacks or who i was
edit 3 : i suppose proge might be a gay robot
edit 4 : i cant feel my fingers
edit 5 : *gets faded out*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:02, archived)
# The name looks familiar,
and I don't remember hating you.
Apart from that, my memory isn't awfully reliable these days.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:08, archived)
# probably not hated much
havnt really done much

is my best imo recently move to photoshop and am lost
edit 1 : the more i look at it the worse it gets
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Oh deary me.
I was just about to ask why you'd posted a picture of a snail.
Then I noticed.
Yay - drunken saturday internets!
No need for a taxi home and no-one knows if you've already sicked down your front.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:14, archived)
# im probably reallativly better known for
my fanzine pictures I like JJ /richard Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:19, archived)
# I think this was the highlight of my b3ta career:

Click for bigger (168 kb)
It got an instant ignore from prodge, which made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:25, archived)
# aw he is one of the poodles
for whom i would be here regardless of his
being a miscreant status i cant help but
seeing him as being part of the gravy here
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:39, archived)
# yay saturday
who needs punctuation when its saturday
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:43, archived)
# All your stuff is superb and everybody here loves you.
Now hit the hay, you pissed sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:27, archived)
# ok yes
nn xD
edit : nope i still have one can to finnish
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Oh, fuck.
Anything could happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I've just been on 5 live, drunkenly braying about "Be My Baby" by the Ronettes.
They faded me out as I started rambling about Gene Vincent and the Everley Brothers.
And now they're talking about trivial stuff like dropping bombs on doods.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:57, archived)
# No fucking way - so you're famous now?
And I knew you before you were famous. I'm gonna sell my story to NotW.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:59, archived)
# I've got form. They keep letting me on. I've done other rants on Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Sly Stone...
So yeah. I'm the famous drunk bloke who phones radio 5 at 2 in the morning and tries to get a point across and gets shut down in mid-flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:11, archived)
# The only time I've listened to radio5 was when I went to France last summer
and it was the only english language station we could find in that barbaric hell-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:17, archived)
# heheh.
As opposed to this barbaric hell-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:24, archived)
# If they'd had radio4, I might have considered staying.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:26, archived)
# If they put "In Our Time" on at a more respectable hour, I'd consider staying too.
As it stands, I'm buggering off to north Africa, where my revolution-starting skills might be more fully appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Viva la revolucion!
I could just imagine the B3ta Volunteers' Brigade raining CDCs into Tripoli.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Ah, I see you have a poetic soul.
It's a pity, really. Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:13, archived)
# North Africa, eh? Dream on.
What makes you think those placid consumer-drones could be persuaded that their lives are anywhere short of idyllic?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Armpit farts and an amusing glove puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:52, archived)
# good quote for the stats board.
btw - what is the address of the stats board - I've been away from my real computer for months now and have lost all my bookmarks as well as the ability to make any pictures
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:55, archived)
# Haven't got a clue.
Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:00, archived)
# It's okay. Found this site called 'google'.
Seems the address I needed was this:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:16, archived)
# misunderstanding... the instructions... on his prescribed medication...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Quite right too.
His Leontes in the recent Middlesborough Rep production of "A Winter's Tale" was quite remarkable.
Especially the bit where he looked like he was trying to talk and just had a shit and waddled about a bit.
Powerful stagecraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Undulating undies!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:41, archived)
# mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:15, archived)
# and this would be one of the people who
made me dick about on paint shop.... thanks you tallented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:13, archived)
# nice pants
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# *joins in*
*clicks as well* :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Mornin

EDIT: where's Token Reply when you need him? :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Sorry, I was too involved with the duck rape above...
No sympathy needed, it is indeed quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Aw, thanks :)
Thought it was going to be another case of weeing into the Grand Canyon, to use a totally inappropriate and bizarre comparison ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:56, archived)
# We've all had it.
Usually, the longer it took to make, the higher the chance of it leaping into the unforgiving void.
Post it as a reply at a different time of day a few months later and then suddenly it's a hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Yeah.

Click for bigger (125 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Si, bueno.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:37, archived)
# hahaha
you've been mugged by that penguin above (seewhatididthere)


:D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:25, archived)
# he chose,,..poorly
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:32, archived)
#
no
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:34, archived)
# SHUTUPTHEN
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:36, archived)
# No - you shut up
and buy some shoes that fit you, you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:40, archived)
# SHUTUP
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Make me.
You shut up!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:52, archived)
# YOUSHUTUP
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:14, archived)
# I'm Ban Ki-Moon
And the Security Council has voted 14-0 for you both to shut up (China abstained).
War planes are on their way.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:17, archived)
# FUCKTHEMILITARY
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:18, archived)
# NO! You fuck the military!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:22, archived)
# YOUFUCKTHEMILITARY
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Don't make me pass another resolution on yo ass...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:27, archived)
# psst
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:28, archived)
# What's-a matter you?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:18, archived)
# I've gotta no respect (hey).
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Whaddya think you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Shaddupayafayse?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:25, archived)
# TOO SOON
*ahem* Why you looka-so sad?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Damn it!
*shuts up my face*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:28, archived)
# It's-a not so bad
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:33, archived)
# You gotta panty pad?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:34, archived)
# *dutch ovens*
It's a nice-a place

(OK, now deploy the payload)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:38, archived)
# God, I love a Dutch oven. Not had one in a long time.
*inhales deeply*

Aaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Aaaah,
shaddapayaface.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:48, archived)
# they're quite fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Still deleting threads?
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Paranoid much?
Otherwise, wut?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:21, archived)
# No, not paranoid.
Just remarking how podge deleted a comment above. I expect it was because I didn't respond in the way he hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Why don't you just shut the fuck up?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:25, archived)
# What exactly is your problem?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:26, archived)
# You call prodigy69 a cunt for deleting a thread.
I think you're being far more of a cunt by just being a cunt. Stop being a cunt, and stop calling other people a cunt. You fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:27, archived)
# This is a massive over-reaction,
just because I didn't like your clogs.
Count to 10 and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:30, archived)
# 1... 2... CUNT
Stop being a cunt. Cunty fucker.

I think the definition of over reaction is calling someone a cunt for deleting one's own thread, aaaarctuarly.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:31, archived)
# If it was a thread or comment with no replies, then delete away.
But deleting because you don't like the reply you get smells like a flounce to me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Cunt.
That's right, you smell of cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Touché.
That's me told, then.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:38, archived)
# My argument is that you're being far more of a cunt than by just deleting a thread.
That is you told. Fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:40, archived)
# That's a spectacularly incoherent argument.
Perhaps you should have trusted your first instinct and not got involved, because now you're starting to look a bit silly.
Not to mention repetitive.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:49, archived)
# It's my thread. Perhaps you should have taken your argument elsewhere.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:50, archived)
# QED
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:53, archived)
# DIK
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:53, archived)
# bravo!
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Cunt!
You're a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:56, archived)
# And you're becoming tedious and unentertaining.
Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:59, archived)
# You're a spectacularly incoherent cunt.
Maybe you should stop throwing insults around, and start being less of an utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:01, archived)
# I can't see any ambiguity, let alone lack of coherence, whatsoever in my previous post.
Maybe you should buy a dictionary and come back later.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:05, archived)
# What a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Looking at the average reply time for the 2 threads you're being an idiot in,
I have a picture of you mashing F5 repeatedly in between cuntpasting prosaic insults in a text editor. Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:19, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Is that a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:38, archived)
# This is a good point.
And the only reason I called podge a cunt, as opposed to any other insult,
is because he uses the term regularly for anyone who doesn't seem to
stick to podge's own particular idea about how to behave on b3ta.
Almost as if it was important.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:43, archived)
# So you do smell of cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Are you 12?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:53, archived)
# I asked first.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:54, archived)
# I'm going to have to revise my guess down to about 11...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:56, archived)
# I deduce that you're a complete cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Nothing wrong with deleting comments.
I've been deleting comments since before y
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:26, archived)
# arf
Depends on the comment deleted. Context is everything when you're dealing with srs bznss
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Oh, shit!
Somebody's conducting srs bznss here?
I'd better smarten up a bit. *combs absence of hair, smooths lapels*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:53, archived)
# I find this strangely cute.
Man, I'm messed up!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:58, archived)
# While you're messed up,
why not take the opportunity to kiss & make up with llort?
That'd be a win-win.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:13, archived)
# Because it's fun to call him/her a cunt and I won't be back here for another 6 months or so.
I just hope they take it personally. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Yeah.
Looking up the number for the samaritans right now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Well, for academic purposes,
prodigy69 isn't a he.
Have a fun six months, and I look forward to lively contributions in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:27, archived)
# I like prodigy69. :)
llort is being a total cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:31, archived)
# apart from trolling me it's brought fuck all to b3ta
and by trolling me it's trying to make a name for itself.
hence the 'wah prodigy69 did this to me..' fit for attention because I deleted a little comment.

I wouldn't worry llort...sorry 'it' is just another shit stain on the maternity sheet of life

and for anyone interested this was the reply www.pown.it/?uid=109
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:13, archived)
# o rly ?
That surprises me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:35, archived)
# I'm not?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 9:11, archived)
# they will float
you are safe
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:36, archived)
# You have fallen, but it is ok, your clogs will float. (pictures paddling pool).
You have fallen, but it is not ok, your clogs will float. (pictures sharks everywhere).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Please assault me with your clogs.
I've just heard a great thing-

"She got drunker and drunker until finally she became Joan Collins."

Ignore me. I'm just making this as a note for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:42, archived)
# wooden-shoe like to wear them all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Wooden-shoe just?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Klompen!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:46, archived)
# RUN!!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Faster

(Frogcloset (noun), Sun 20 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)
# To Arms !
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# My kids love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:11, archived)
# Nice.
That guy looks familiar.
Is he famous, should I know who he is?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:26, archived)
# It's the same guy
who was in the "strange tales -mammoths of mars" pic I posted.

Not a film star (as far as I know).
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:23, archived)
# The font work is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:09, archived)
# CHeers :)
The font is from Greater Albion Typefounders, who do a whole bunch of lovely retro/period fonts.

The only way to get it more authentic would be to hand draw it. Maybe next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:25, archived)
# I don't think I can explain this
hello


(iamami, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I love this.
Svankmeyer fan, by any chance?

edit: Your first post. I must therefore have given you your first click.
welcome, cats, leave, never, shop, pull, etc
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Svankmeyer FTW
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 2:32, archived)
# svankmajer
for the spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Hello!
Great first post, I love it. Please don't try to explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:35, archived)
# you don't need to
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Not everything needs explaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# ^that
(MrPlankton, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 4:46, archived)
# I like this
"click" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:41, archived)
# This is most woo
of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Woo and welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Wheeeee
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Never
try to explain. It confuses people on here.
And Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:51, archived)
# What d'you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# I dunno I'm confused and scared...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:54, archived)
# good stuff
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)
# But now the question is
who's got the nerve to post above it?
It's going to have to be a good un.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Your
sig is wrong, grammatically. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:06, archived)
# No it isn't.
I assume you're troubled by the second comma.
Alcoholic can be used as a noun or an adjective.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I'm too drunk
to argue the point.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:53, archived)
# What about "still, cannot draw ears"?
A comment on either your non-sparkling nature, or your lack of movement :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I'm a bit old
to sparkle. And to learn how to draw ears.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:02, archived)
# No-one's never too old to learn nothin'.
And if that's not a triple negative, I don't know what is :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Since when did being drunk act as a disincentive to arguing?
It sounds like a feeble admission that you accept that I am correct.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:06, archived)
# That's fighting talk!
Why I owta....
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:08, archived)
#
*oughta
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Curses.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:11, archived)
# So
do you mind if I keep my sig now?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:17, archived)
# For now.
I'll find a reason. These things take time and trivia.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:19, archived)
# clickclick and a
:D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:14, archived)
# My kids have given this their approval.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:20, archived)
# this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:48, archived)
# how very hatstand
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:27, archived)
# woah!
nice, how many bananas did it take?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Great minds . . .
Having given it some thought I might bet if I were a gambling person that two plastic bananas were injured during the making of this lovely work of art, unless the up part of the jump was special effects.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:53, archived)
#
hoi, it was 2 real bananas, + another 2 for the first test

thanks for the comments alles
(iamami, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
Thats top work.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 7:40, archived)
# That's lovely!
Great 1st post, you'll fit right in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Ponyo, noooo!
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:03, archived)
#
Inspired.
No, really. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Too soon
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Pffffft
Ignore the haters
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Godzilla?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I like it.
Clickety
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 1:50, archived)
# er...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
# There be plenty o junk in that there trunk.
A real pirates booty.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)
# no fat chicks
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:01, archived)
# ahahahahaha
hahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I really have problems taking sport seriously... Oi! Mind my boat!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# It's quiet tonight :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Well take
your fist out your gob then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# interesting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# !
chet!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# This rocks!
Ver' well done.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Game over, man
game over.
(thescotsman, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I like sitting in the dark
In complete silence.
(umbongotime meh.........., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Aw,
You married my ex.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)

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