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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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Pfft!
Maybe you should have used an Audi Quattro?
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R.Soul hmmm ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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\o/
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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Go Subaru!
/proud Impreza owner
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:49,
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:08,
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:08,
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!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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stop hogging that boinker Will!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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the royal weeding
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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Thunderbirds got weird after a while
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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Ee-hee!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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Try flicking between ITV2 and the Royal Wedding
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:59,
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There is an ITV2?
One is bad enough.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:07,
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it goes all the way up to four :(
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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don't forget the +1's as well
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:49,
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Shes already got one cunt dressed in jewel's.
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shezam slouching towards nirvana. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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Calm down dear, it's only a mask.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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Aaah, give it a few years...
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:54,
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hahaha
top cool chumpers
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Sherbs ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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ty. Took ages that*
*may contain fibs
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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haaaa
lovely :)
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:07,
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Hahaha! Oh yes :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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Uncanny.
8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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masterful shopping
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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^ty everybody^
:)
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:06,
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ha ha
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:18,
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moist excellent
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Have a wonderful day peasants.!
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shezam slouching towards nirvana. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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Will do.
Cheers.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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Billy Roll!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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TOO SOON :(
/edit: see, it's filled with brains
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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so it is afterall!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:43,
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*runs far behind earlier bandwagon*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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hes watching it in 3D, smug bastard!
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shezam slouching towards nirvana. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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:O)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:02,
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Big bottom, big bottom. Talk about bumcakes, my girl's got 'em..
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:26,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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\o/
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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huzzah!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:29,
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Is that Harrison Ford on the right there?
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Meagrom ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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:D
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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Haha! :D
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:02,
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Hahaha
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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haha
ears
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:09,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:15,
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Bust-ed!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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She loves it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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You know it
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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Double-double!
Toujours frais!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:51,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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\o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:21,
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I should make one of those with my sex cock
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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Please do elaborate.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:23,
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But not TOO much ...
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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My sex cock is pretty darn good at making ceramics
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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Jugs on mugs.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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Too late now...
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:57,
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Arf! :D
My observations; a) Pippa's arse looked fantastic in her bridesmaid dress. b) All of the choirboys seemed to have DSL.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:03,
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well they only had dial up until a week ago...
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:04,
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hahahahaha
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:04,
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she got him now
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:07,
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Ohh, magic
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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Also - what is she actually doing here?
EDIT aside from a flippin flipping a cock
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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pancakes
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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Di died, doh did Dodi.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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the dress came as a surprise to a few people
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:41,
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Arf!
I thought she'd be more of a Lambrini girl.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:43,
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I can imagine her speaking in a Lorraine Chase voice, extolling the virtues of Campari
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:47,
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Haha! Crotchless panties teamed with a micro skirt and a very long train.
Classic Royal look for Kate there.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:45,
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love it :)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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Classic design!
Anyone watching the snooker?
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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Heheh!
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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As I wasn't invited to the royal wedding I had time to do a newsletter
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rob ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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You weren't?
I was but chose to stay in Manchester and eat a bacon sandwich in bed instead.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:33,
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:D
Bollocks!
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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Hahah nice subject line.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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Thought you got the Crown Prince of Bahrain's invitation
Ah well. As someone on Reddit said... "I, William, take thee, Rachel..."
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:39,
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subjectline lols :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:42,
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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Jeremy the annoying.... thing?
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toxic parsnip sold his soul on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:33,
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Vader hated weekends with the kid
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:21,
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where is everyone?
oh
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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Avoiding all British news media today.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:44,
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:)
true story
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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I thought Vadar co-founded Fathers 4 Justice?
Edit: Also, I watched Insidious last night and Darth Maul was in it!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:31,
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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Hahaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:21,
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haha
took me a moment there..i i didnt notice that kite that storm trooper one you did was ace Happy Toast
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Sherbs ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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Haha :D
Subtle.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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JIMMY!!!!!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:05,
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Diana's Current Face
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thirdvertigo ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:53,
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:O)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:54,
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Oooof!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:00,
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gawd bless her
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pdjpdj ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:03,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:25,
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:53,
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This doesn't look anything like a currant?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:01,
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*waits for it to anmate*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:03,
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You know why they visited the grave...
Expect a surprise appearance from Zombie Diana today. Closely followed by a zombie outbreak in London.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:09,
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Shush, I have to go to London tomorrow.
You'll give me the fear.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:16,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:43,
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Haha!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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That Hitler looks like a cat!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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Kittler!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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^
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50,
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Nice...
In other news... The wife has got up, not said a word to me, just turned the TV on and sat in front of it with the volume up! I'm off to walk the dogs... later guys!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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have you considered divorce?
or perhaps seeing just how far those dogs fancy walking?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:47,
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I can walk further than them...
See you later (much later) *Heads off to Windsor Great Park
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50,
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It's Commoner Hunting Day,
so be careful.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:06,
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50,
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:)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:54,
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The Nuremberg Rally would have been far more entertaining.
"Mmm. Mnn. Hull-o. Eeeee!"
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:58,
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:40,
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Fuzzy fuzzy gaybo bears!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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Yes.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:46,
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Getting a bit creepy now
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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Pance dance!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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Nice!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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Arfage!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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Flans with pans!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:37,
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guess the drink. god i remember the cold-war themed ads for this.
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:04,
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Morning, board!
I've decided to join in today's celebrations by flying a flag from my house...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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Now write "Abdicate, you parasites" on it.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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^this hard
also: mornin' right, off out to get fud.
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:27,
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Naaaah.
Despite being something of a Marxist, I'm remarkably indifferent about republicanism. I'm not sure I'd trust anyone who wanted to be head of state. EDIT (10:39): Having said that, the extended royal family can fuck right off. I've just seen a range of Earls and Countesses turn up and get saluted for no good reason. That's rather annoying.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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You could claim it's a left over from the Bolshevik revolution and in no way related to the British Royals?
Maybe.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:36,
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*salutes*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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In Soviet Russia
flag flies YOU!!
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:23,
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I think their house is nicer.
Just saying.
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davywavy ,
Wed 4 May 2011, 15:33,
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Nothing sells alcohol better than the threat of nuclear obliteration.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:55,
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please enjoy this piece of creative typography b3ta
q:-)
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Vasburg I am the best ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:17,
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Hmmmm, Gay Bar.
Is it a chocolate covered treat?
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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*wanks*
also, compo it!
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:25,
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^ This - What will you be doing today?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:33,
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bike ride and make some gifs
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:36,
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^ FTW!
Well done!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:48,
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Cleaning chicken shed,
having a bonfire, shifting rubble, general house-tidying, and a wank.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:41,
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Do you have a cock?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:50,
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Why, yes, since you ask. It's huge.
Are you looking for one?
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:54,
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Does he keep your chickens happy
Nudge nudge, wink wink, you know what I mean....
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:59,
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Here's a pic of my cock.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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this is my cock
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:19,
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These ladies love the cock
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:23,
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I cooked
I cooked my love chicken in scrumpy cos she likes cock in cider. (Kevicious)
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Draino ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:49,
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is everywhere shut as its bank holiday?
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:42,
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"my ring this woman i met recently"
O_O
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:50,
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hahahah
its a typo, promise! well here we are folks, big day and all that. fucking soon be over. then we'll be hearing about the honeymoon and the new couples fresh young life together. then kate will start touching lepers and AIDers and commoners, sucking james hewitts dick and visiting india alone. wonder what comes next?
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:59,
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you forgot to add the option for being asleep
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:43,
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That is the same as option one.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:51,
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or being at work
like me. Not really doing any work, but AT work all the same...
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:52,
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you are a council workman, working on the roads
AICMFP
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:00,
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I've got something to put in you.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:37,
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herman:D ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:40,
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Bingo
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Vasburg I am the best ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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Let's start a war.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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Happy 66th wedding anniversary Hitler
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:02,
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'Ana
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thirdvertigo ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:07,
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Pot the red and
Screw back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
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Jimbuktu See? Right here ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:09,
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You're so zany!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:13,
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Played? Plaid?
What's going on here - I think we should be told! Also - snooker is nut? *rubs eyes, goes back to bed*
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:14,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:41,
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That's nice dear
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:43,
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Internet Banking?
This reminds me of the messages I get from my bank, asking me to update my details.
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toxic parsnip sold his soul on ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:30,
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