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(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Pfft!
Maybe you should have used an Audi Quattro?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Go Subaru!
/proud Impreza owner
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
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# !
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# stop hogging that boinker Will!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# the royal weeding
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Thunderbirds got weird after a while
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Ee-hee!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Try flicking between ITV2 and the Royal Wedding
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# There is an ITV2?
One is bad enough.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# it goes all the way up to four :(
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# don't forget the +1's as well
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
#
Shes already got one cunt dressed in jewel's.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Calm down dear, it's only a mask.

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaah, give it a few years...
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
top cool chumpers
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# ty. Took ages that*
*may contain fibs
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# haaaa
lovely :)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh yes :D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Uncanny.
8D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
#
masterful shopping
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ^ty everybody^
:)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# moist excellent
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Have a wonderful day peasants.!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Will do.
Cheers.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Billy Roll!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# TOO SOON :(

/edit: see, it's filled with brains
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# so it is afterall!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# *runs far behind earlier bandwagon*
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
#
hes watching it in 3D, smug bastard!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
:O)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Big bottom, big bottom. Talk about bumcakes, my girl's got 'em..
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# \o/

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Is that Harrison Ford on the right there?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# haha
ears
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Bust-ed!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# She loves it
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# You know it
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Double-double!
Toujours frais!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I should make one of those with my sex cock
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Please do elaborate.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# But not TOO much ...
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# My sex cock is pretty darn good at making ceramics
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Jugs on mugs.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Too late now...
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Arf! :D
My observations;
a) Pippa's arse looked fantastic in her bridesmaid dress.
b) All of the choirboys seemed to have DSL.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# well they only had dial up until a week ago...
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] she got him now
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Ohh, magic
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Also - what is she actually doing here?
EDIT aside from a flippinflipping a cock
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# pancakes
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Di died, doh did Dodi.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] the dress came as a surprise to a few people
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Arf!
I thought she'd be more of a Lambrini girl.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I can imagine her speaking in a Lorraine Chase voice, extolling the virtues of Campari
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Haha! Crotchless panties teamed with a micro skirt and a very long train.
Classic Royal look for Kate there.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# love it :)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Classic design!
Anyone watching the snooker?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Heheh!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# As I wasn't invited to the royal wedding I had time to do a newsletter
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# You weren't?
I was but chose to stay in Manchester and eat a bacon sandwich in bed instead.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# :D
Bollocks!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hahah nice subject line.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Thought you got the Crown Prince of Bahrain's invitation
Ah well.

As someone on Reddit said... "I, William, take thee, Rachel..."
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# subjectline lols :D
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Jeremy the annoying.... thing?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Vader hated weekends with the kid
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# where is everyone?
oh
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Avoiding all British news media today.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# :)
true story
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I thought Vadar co-founded Fathers 4 Justice?
Edit: Also, I watched Insidious last night and Darth Maul was in it!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
#

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# haha
took me a moment there..i i didnt notice that kite
that storm trooper one you did was ace Happy Toast
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Haha :D
Subtle.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# JIMMY!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Diana's Current Face
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
#
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#
:O)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Oooof!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# gawd bless her
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
#
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#
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# This doesn't look anything like a currant?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# *waits for it to anmate*
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# You know why they visited the grave...
Expect a surprise appearance from Zombie Diana today. Closely followed by a zombie outbreak in London.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Shush, I have to go to London tomorrow.
You'll give me the fear.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
#
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# Haha!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# That Hitler looks like a cat!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Kittler!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice...
In other news... The wife has got up, not said a word to me, just turned the TV on and sat in front of it with the volume up!

I'm off to walk the dogs... later guys!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# have you considered divorce?
or perhaps seeing just how far those dogs fancy walking?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I can walk further than them...
See you later (much later)
*Heads off to Windsor Great Park
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# It's Commoner Hunting Day,
so be careful.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
#
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# :)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# The Nuremberg Rally would have been far more entertaining.
"Mmm. Mnn. Hull-o. Eeeee!"
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)
#
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# Fuzzy fuzzy gaybo bears!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Yes.

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Getting a bit creepy now
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Pance dance!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
#
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# Hahahaha
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Arfage!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Flans with pans!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] guess the drink. god i remember the cold-war themed ads for this.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning, board!
I've decided to join in today's celebrations by flying a flag from my house...

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Now write "Abdicate, you parasites" on it.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# ^this hard
also: mornin'

right, off out to get fud.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Naaaah.
Despite being something of a Marxist, I'm remarkably indifferent about republicanism. I'm not sure I'd trust anyone who wanted to be head of state.

EDIT (10:39): Having said that, the extended royal family can fuck right off. I've just seen a range of Earls and Countesses turn up and get saluted for no good reason. That's rather annoying.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)
# You could claim it's a left over from the Bolshevik revolution and in no way related to the British Royals?
Maybe.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:36, archived)
# *salutes*
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
flag flies YOU!!
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I think their house is nicer.
Just saying.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Nothing sells alcohol better than the threat of nuclear obliteration.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# please enjoy this piece of creative typography b3ta
Gaybar

q:-)

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Hmmmm, Gay Bar.
Is it a chocolate covered treat?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] *wanks*
also, compo it!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ This - What will you be doing today?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# bike ride and make some gifs
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ FTW!
Well done!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Cleaning chicken shed,
having a bonfire, shifting rubble, general house-tidying, and a wank.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you have a cock?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Why, yes, since you ask. It's huge.
Are you looking for one?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Does he keep your chickens happy
Nudge nudge, wink wink, you know what I mean....
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Here's a pic of my cock.

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# this is my cock
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# These ladies love the cock
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I cooked
I cooked my love chicken in scrumpy cos she likes cock in cider. (Kevicious)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)
# is everywhere shut as its bank holiday?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "my ring this woman i met recently"
O_O
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahahah
its a typo, promise!

well here we are folks, big day and all that. fucking soon be over. then we'll be hearing about the honeymoon and the new couples fresh young life together. then kate will start touching lepers and AIDers and commoners, sucking james hewitts dick and visiting india alone. wonder what comes next?
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# you forgot to add the option for being asleep
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] That is the same as option one.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:51, archived)
# or being at work
like me. Not really doing any work, but AT work all the same...
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)
# you are a council workman, working on the roads
AICMFP
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I've got something to put in you.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)
#
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#
Bingo
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Let's start a war.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Happy 66th wedding anniversary Hitler
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# 'Ana
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Pot the red and
Screw back for the
yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)
# You're so zany!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Played? Plaid?
What's going on here - I think we should be told!
Also - snooker is nut?
*rubs eyes, goes back to bed*
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)
# That's nice dear
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Internet Banking?
This reminds me of the messages I get from my bank, asking me to update my details.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)

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