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BINDUN!?! LOL!!!!1

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:59, archived)

They have, probably.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:01, archived)

Rammed so full of spunk that it's leaking out of her fingertips

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:01, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)

hahaha! you're making me wet. and i don't have a fanny

prince phillip thinks this is normal

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)

CORGI STYLE

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:06, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:25, archived)

...hold on...almost dun...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:05, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:07, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:09, archived)

HEADED 4 FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:13, archived)

our crotches burn with kateness

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)

ahahahahahah

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)

Now

that`s a real wedding party.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)

the originals are more freaky

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)

That's how you drink good scotch.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:41, archived)

good gooch

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)

Ahahahahafuckingwonderful

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:26, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:52, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:55, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:10, archived)

SPOCK SPUNK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:10, archived)

here we go

Fuck the Royals

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:09, archived)

prince phillip attends funeral of relative nazi SS officer mit beating of jews on streets of germany

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:16, archived)

RAPE THE QUEEN!

well, she has got 'E.R' on her knickers...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)

New word of the week?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)

Chid

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:22, archived)

MULTIFUCKJAPE

www.b3ta.com/board/10404528

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:23, archived)

Schmeeh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)

Orfoncoc

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)

defuck

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:42, archived)

Zomie

- lazy zombie

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)

QILF

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)

Where is the Royal Sceptre?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:58, archived)

Duck?

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)

Shakespearean.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)

Gord bless 'em

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)

i've not watched a single second of that sodding wedding

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

Snap!

I was working but I would have done my very best to have avoiding it like the plague.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)

i was too busy sunbathing

and watching my brothers-in-law erecting my dad's new shed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

~~ing my dad's new shed.~~ :p

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

i can't even begin to count the number of wrongs in that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

Depends ... how many brothers-in-law do you have?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)

almost 2

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)

Are you to be bridesmaid again very soon?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)

two weeks tomorrow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)

I CLEANED MY OVEN AND GOT DRUNK, I JUST WOKE UP

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)

and my oven is dirty again :(

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

and im still a bit drunk

not forgetting everyone hates me

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

mainly just me that hates me

also nice picture drimel i dont normally just post all over something unless i like it

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

Thanks, and you post wherever you so wish young man

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

HAZAA!!!

(disclaimer might be a hairy squirrel woman)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)

you store booze in your oven?

i just use mine to bake cakes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

only thing i seem to keep in my oven is burnt pizzas and foam oven cleaner

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

that foam cleaner smells of piss

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

so thats what piss should smell like

no matter how much foam oven cleaner i drink..
it allways smells like chicken flavour crisps

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)

this makes me glad i don't eat crisps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)

or foam oven cleaner

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:45, archived)

good point

and now i'm off to buy booze before indy starts.
'bye all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)

Byeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh, she's gone

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

you cleaned your oven and got drunk in your sleep?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

the sleep part, i dont know when that happened im sure it was after i got drunl

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

You slept in your oven?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

him or me?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

I watched to see the dress

Very tasteful I thought

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)

they all look like meringues to me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

It would have looked better on my bedroom floor!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)

~~dress~~ massive, throbbing jankque

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)

^this

Some good compo entries even though I am sick of the fucking site of them!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)

it's not as if i can escape

still got my sister's wedding to go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

I woke up at 2, went out for a bit, now I has boozes.

Great days.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

i shall have boozes soon

which i shall enjoy whilst watching indiana jones and the temple of doom.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

SMASH MONKEY, PREPARE TO BE BOOZED

INHELL (or on the sofa, which ever is comfier)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:03, archived)

definitely the sofa

where i'll probably fall asleep

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)

SWEET SWEET SLEEPS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)

i'm getting boozes too later hopefully

i've only had two club milks and a bit of pizza so i can get the full alcohol effect.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

i've had prawn salad and half a twix

but i get pissed very easily

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)

SWEET LADY BOOZE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

i thought it was sweet lady vinyl

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

Sweet home booze

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

very much so

but the baileys is staying in the fridge. that stuff makes me yack.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)

In the fridge?

I thought that stuff was like UHT milk ... to be stored at room temperature

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)

fuck knows

i'm not drinking it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

"i'll have a few west coast coolers please deary"

nah, bavaria, good cheap shit.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)

Are you a member of the Bavarian Illuminati?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvs38s84S3w

3:05

Dr Dre is a member of Skull & Bones
butt he makes great beats so it's ok

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

adam weishaupt was my father

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

Like farta, like Sun

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)

yeah dre was the fucking bad ass dean in yale

random song, i fucking love this song/band www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZSgO6fB_Gw

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

GO VINDA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:48, archived)

FARROKH SAYS YES

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:40, archived)

hahaha

jim carrey?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:47, archived)

Yeah, some crappy, highly unfunny thing I stumbled across on YouTube.

The best bit was the fact that James had a lolgay 'tache. It'll come up from a search for Carrey Illuminati if you really have nowt better to do ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)

thusly

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wt4Oy1lldk

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

he's like a mx of freddie mercury and vyvyan from the young ones

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:02, archived)

I like Carrey lots, the Actors Studio interviews are great to watch on utoob

mit James Lipton

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:06, archived)

he's a funny cunt

my favourite interview was the one with letterman from about 93/94 when he demonstrated how rich people laughed.

this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxGbU7uQ16A between 6 and 7 mins is beautiful.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:10, archived)

ooh danke

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:18, archived)

I also woke up at 2

2 am... my brain's a bit frazzled now

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

sweet sweet frazzles

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

The moment I saw Beatrice's antlers

I was like "fuck this" and went for a walk.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)

antlers?

she's stopped hiding them, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:06, archived)

Well, whatever that thing on her head was.

It looked like she was being skullfucked by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

they need to find some way

of sneaking in the uncamouflaged members of the family

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)

Agreed.

Her headgear was as subtle as a fart in a spacesuit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

she's the spawn of fergie

she has no concept of subtle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

Very true.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)

I was working up until 2 then studiously doing other things ...

the TV has not been on and neither has the interweb news. The closest I came was getting a picture off the palace flickr site for reference for this :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)

i can't watch weddings

not while the snooker's on.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:07, archived)

Wedding?

*goes back into the woods*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

you're safer in there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

Not with all the bear and pope shit around!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

You'd never find a trace of either of those in herTHE POPE

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)

that's why treehouses were invented

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)

Does the Pope shit in a Treehouse?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)

he can't climb trees in that dress of his

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)

Maybe he has a rocket jet under his dress?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

rockets are an abomination

as they could theoretically be used to reach "God"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)

Makes good compost for the wild strawbs and other fruit I'm growing.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

Fruit of the Forrest - yum

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)

There is a fruit of the forest near here

he's called Dave.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)

Same here... Woo!

I did send them this present though and they seam to be enjoying it...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)

Compo comment, odd.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)

well, it's original

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

Sorry I forgot to add the picture...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)

Nicely :P

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)

awesome man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)

Cheers! :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)

Office LOL

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)

Hope your office doesn't mind ... mine does

I have to stifle my mirth euphemism alert :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)

I saw this photo and LOLed again

diversao.terra.com.br/gente/casamento-real/noticias/0,,OI5101940-EI18060,00-Principe+William+sai+de+Buckingham+dirigindo+carro+com+Catherine.html

They became b3ta n00bs.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

FUCKGUN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

Set guns to FUCK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)

CUNTBULLET 2: GHET CUNT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

I have been out walking with my dogs since 10.50 this morning. have i missed anything?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)

Hahaha!

I bet you stopped off at the pub for lunch at 11.30am and are now shit faced.Your dogs must hate you!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)

No i didn't actually...

I was driving quite a way but i will be on the booze soon, to celebrate this free day off...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

Yet another brazen hussy has wheedled her way into the taxpayer's pocket ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)

hahahaha

this is fantastic, i'd love to have like one tenth of your drawing skill. *clicked hard*

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FIEND, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)

Cheers fella :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)

Draw a pony.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

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FIEND, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:41, archived)

I'M PUTTING THIS ON THE FRIDGE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, SON.

Edit: FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:43, archived)

hahahaha

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FIEND, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:52, archived)

Gordon, regale me with tales of your adventures.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:58, archived)

I stole this and posted it on a political forum. It seems some Americans are just thrilled about the wedding.

B3ta shaved my wife.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)

erm

you should ask first before posting it.

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FIEND, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)

Uh oh. I usually do.

I'll delete it.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

Don't do that!

Link to it so we can see the reactions

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

The thread got diminished to nothingness. They have a means of voting, and it got pummeled into oblivion.

So there are Americans with brains.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

I'M OUTRAGED and so is my hetero, totally non-gay and female civil partner :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:31, archived)

Gord work in mysterious and sexy ways

nicely done!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

Thanks ... just waiting for the Sunday Sport/ NOTW exclusive

EXCLUSIVE WILLS AND KATE SEX TAPES EXCLUSIVE only in The Sport phwoooaar! etc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

Why dullards getting married is such a big deal, I do not know.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:30, archived)

Nesting instinct?

Boredom?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:32, archived)

Keep going.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

Viscous fluids?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)

asl?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

That too.

The pomp and circumstance at the Appalachian School of law

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:36, archived)

i read that as Viscount Fluids

and thought you had oozy mint biscuits

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)

I made a batch of biscuits just moments ago.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:37, archived)

Today you had two choices and two choices only; The Royal Wedding or this:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)

Hahaha nice:D

done ten miles on my bike today. beertime

(herman:D, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:50, archived)

10 miles in this heat? My goodness

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)

good wanky eye

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)

Thanks ...

oh sorry, you meant in the pic? Yeah, thanks for that, too.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)

...now.......about those cum stains on her sleeves...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:15, archived)

Nice....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:36, archived)

INCEST WARS

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:42, archived)

i'm sure this has crossed many minds over the last few weeks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)

haven't seen any

maybe they all got binned :(

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)

i don't think it's bindun

but i'm sure some of us were thinking it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:48, archived)

One last outing for this one.

NSFW Version_{_{Full hardcore action!}}

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:43, archived)

Cheryl Cole in the middle

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)

whoa BIG face

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)

I have to say that this hairstyle really suits Kate.

But they would be on the side of the Empire, surely?

(Meagrom, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)

Mundane remakes...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

we got these most excellent tax-breaks

nice work accenture dudes

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:25, archived)

you evil metal dickweed!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)

I think mundane remakes should be the next compo...

That is, if it's something everyone would enjoy.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)

suggested.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)

You know they're in talks to make a third one.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)

Royal Wedding you say? The Times puzzle page writers are having a laugh today

1 dn) Todays Occasion. hmmm, i wonder...

The Scrabble Puzzle:

The letter they give you for the scrabble puzzle look like they should be actual words. Define them b3tards, i defy you!

Risword:

yeah yeah, RPS has come early this week.

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:11, archived)

Eh?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:13, archived)

toaplols

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)

JANKQUE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

YOU'RE WELCOME

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)

not even toap dude

rpslols

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:25, archived)

i don't mind

i'm a little apathetic today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)

and a dudette, too

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)

yes i am

a bee tried to mate with my headphones this morning

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:31, archived)

Well, I hope you rebuked him thoroughly for his transgression!

Damn cheek of it...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:33, archived)

i ran like a twat

i had no idea bees were turned on my guns n' roses' version of sympathy for the devil!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:38, archived)

No, but what happens in the end is

Harry sinks into obsession, other characters float through the decaying streets. There's the attractive prostitute Tralala who falls in love with a sailor about to be shipped overseas.
There is also an agreeable young man named Tommy who is beaten by his soon-to-be father-in-law Big Joe for making his daughter Donna pregnant.
Everything comes to a tragic conclusion as the workers' strike escalates into a violent confrontation. As so often happens.

Edit: Also - WTF does 'Chid' mean?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:16, archived)

GAGBINE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)

YES.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)

STOP HOGGING THE GAGBINE!

you utter jankque

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)

6 across is wrong

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

*LOL*

Sorry, that's just hit my funny nerve. :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

It is.

Unless LFFT is a word.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)

that says "Lift"

fuckin n00b...

edit: you fuckin' gagbine.

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)

Ah... Orion Constellation

AICMFP

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:23, archived)

ORFONCOC?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:22, archived)

lol

5 ac is wrong. someone i know suggested the answer. part of oxford university (5,7)

he said orton college (which didn't sound right to me, but still...)

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)

Not a cryptic then?

Boring!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)

LOLUFUK

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)

Bollocks to the royal wedding. Here, have Gerald.

(darkwavepunk, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:02, archived)

i think i already have

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:08, archived)

That's very kind.

I can only offer this small can of tuna in return. It's in brine, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

A guy called Gerald?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:58, archived)

yay...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

Well, I think this is excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)

I do as well.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)

Me too!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:00, archived)

i liked it so much, i bought the rights to the image

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:09, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:51, archived)

Tenuous pea

(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)

hahaha

marvellous.

edit:
I'm officially obliged to slap your wrists for peaing in a new thread though

*slaps*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)

although I'd add Camilla back in on the bottom one ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:04, archived)

excellent

hahaha

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)

*applauds*

Wonderful.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:19, archived)

Ahahahaha!

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R.Soul hmmm, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:12, archived)

aceness

(jibberish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)

genius

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 4:26, archived)

Hahaha

Love it

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)

hahaha

nicely

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FIEND, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

Arf!

Didn't see that coming :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:21, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 18:52, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)

am i being dim?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)

ar sole mio

plenty for Will tonight

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

it's the staff later in the day I feel sorry for

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)

Kate's going to get it tonight...

And the whole world knows.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

mwahhahah

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)

TRAPPED

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)

heh heh heh!

talented bar steward

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)

Wonderful stuff :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)

We can't repel nets of that magnitude!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Love it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:35, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

Hahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)

FATALITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FIEND, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)

Lizard Man wins!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)

I say. How queer.

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Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)

woo

(1.618..., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)

I get to pork her soon yay !

Click for bigger (19 kb)

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)

Compo it!!

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Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)

bless them both

(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)

Wow! Impressive lurkage.

*applauds*

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Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)

^this

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)

^ what they said ^

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)

^what I said^

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Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)

^ What you said ^

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)

^ What those ladies said ^

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)

^That

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Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)

^The other

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)

i totally forgot about this place :)

8 years, 3 months and 7 days

(smooow I like to run with knives, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)

*recoils in horror*

As if such a thing were possible

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)

I didn't even KNOW about this place 8 years ago.

Fascinating.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)

^What you said

(herman:D, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)

^What she said

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Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)

Who said what>

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)

v He will.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)

LOLZ

I knew there would be funny photos about the wedding for my facebook page here, thanks! not been on for AGES

huzzah!

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:03, archived)

LIVE

(1.618..., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)

hahahaha

bonkers!!!! :D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)

I like Icke.

On second thoughts, nah.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)

I quite admire his research capabilities...

how accurate it is I couldn't tell you.....but given that so many people get their "inside knowledge" from the media ,then claim to know what's going on...hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)

does it reptile?

-__- sorry

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)

-__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)

It hurtses

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)

someone's gonna get some cold blooded lovin' tonight

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)

Gads. Another unshopped photo.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)

hahaha, what the fuck?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)

Flying Spaghetti Monster ftw!

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Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)

..uh..I made this for the wedding.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)

Ha Ha!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

*chokes on coffee due to all of the aboves hummus*

ffs, just kill me already guys

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)

Top hattage!

Needs more meatballs though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)

(1.618..., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)

Random lolly on sash.

Bradley Walsh in a dress.
High drama in Ol' London Town.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)

Nooooo! *claws out own eyes*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)

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