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[challenge entry] Roger Hargreaves finest work.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha ha... this one doesn't really deserve new thread
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# But more related to yours

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hurrumble!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# 'ningles
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Blackbird writing in the dead of night
Lose that broken pen and learn to type
All your life
You were only waiting for this laptop to arrive.

Most excellent shoppage!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta catch my bus!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] For a minute I thought it was friday and got needlessly worried about what car seat I was gonna choose tonight.
Nice veins by the way.

Compo related pea not worth own thread:
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazors?

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Ha!
What was the Pope doing in the original picture? Reminds me of Timecrimes: dcist.com/attachments/dcist_ian/2008_12_19_timecrimes.jpg
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I forget
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I believe he was wanking his eyes
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Aaaah yes I remember
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Doh!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I thought it was George Hamilton from Love at First Bite
Then realised it was teh Monkhouse
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# You absolute cunt
I can't believe you would put that song in my head again.

*searches for the heavy metal version to exorcise it*
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Happy Birthday
Michael Palin



* Hopefully this will counteract TheAmazingMeatMan's hideous fopa this morning?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# What the hell is a fopa?
Edit: I'm guessing it's when you have the audacity to post a picture of Michael Palin without applying a cutout filter and drop shadow first.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I just fopaed my dick out
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# I think it's a mis-spelling of faux pas
You never know, it might catch on
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. You could be right!
I just looked up fopa and it gave me the lols!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# have some foma, it will change your life!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Who?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Oh, Bevis!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# ho dee ho...
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# even philip treacy cant polish a turd
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I think the dark haired one (Eugenie?) is quite fit
Is that wrong?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# very
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] NOBODY FUCKING MOVE OR MY HEAD EXPLODES
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# The people nearby are bricking themselves
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# shitting bricks
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Just lego of it, man.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# even better! :)
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] BOOM! :)
pea for compo:

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# needs moar baby peril ;)
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# clickage
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Osama Bin Laden's wife survived you say?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# am reluctant to say anything about her sexy eyes
coz it's probably a bloke/horse thing
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Dont worry
her husband's dead now
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
it's probably a bloke/horse thing


She's not yet legal
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# another 5 -6 years
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# *marks calendar*
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
#
shannon?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha, bad man!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# She's got a ticket to Hu-ull, she's got a ticket to Hu-u-ull
She's got a ticket to Hull, and she don't care
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# you are going to hull
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# 4eva
in are harts!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Ouch!
Hahaha!

I'm almost offended.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha!
Good work!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I have no idea who this woman is
Can anyone tell me?
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Check the title of the pic
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# ta
I get it now.
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I am loving this.
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Haha!
Fucking hell. You rotter.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Can't believe
how long that took me.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# New FLEA
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's fleasible.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Haha, top stuff
The foxes feeling nothing you know, they're made of string or something
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Hahaha
yea then fuck it, then freeze it, then thaw it, then fuck it a little more
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# O_O
* I'm running a little late today..


(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# double bouncers!
*monocles*
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings all

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# I need better glasses
I read that as 'Sooty's Plums' at first, and expected a completely different ending altogether
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# bonus unexpectedness!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# you make a fine and valid point
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# I also read it thus.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :)
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Hell, yeah!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Cor
Bett that'll leave a crater.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Super!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# go straight to front page
do not pass go, do not collect £200
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Just what I needed this morning
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahahaha
Sooty's such a bastard.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Hahaha
He will be rewarded with a thousand virgin puppets
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# no hand's been up them
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Hahaa!
Excellent, I always thought Sue would be the bad 'un, but now I know...
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# haha!
as if matthew corbett has a wife though :)
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# This is truly frightening
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# ha. smashing
i've met him and he was perfectly nice. played dodgy covers of classic rock songs, though
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Where is his other hand?!
Now I have a still image to pour over I can see behind the curtain how it's all done....waaa*oh and clicky* hhhhhh!

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Happy Birthday Danielle Fishel of National Lampoon fame (apparently)
I found this photo of her so thought I would just gif it..
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
# ^would:D Ning Wobbly
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Ning H
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# I agree with this giffage
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# boy meets world?
boy sucks massive tits more like......
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:21, archived)
# non non nom!
Photobucket
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Holy moly! o.o
T... Topenga?! Where...? How...?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# This!
I will never watch Boy Meets World in the same light again.

if I ever watch it again. I'm not 10 anymore.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# She looks weird and vaguely filthy.
Excellent.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# only vaguely?
she looks like a dirty dirty girl
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:37, archived)
# ^ I can vouch for that...
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Captain James Sutcliffe at home
Photobucket

I think the intergalactic cops are onto him because his face is so white...
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# That chair looks comfier than the one on the Enterprise
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Ironically, you should've all been expecting this one


Sorry, this is about as original as I can be at gone 5 in the morning - not very.


EDIT:
Calm down, flaming bitches. Untwist your knickers, and pucker up in preparation for kissing my sweet, hairy arsecheeks.

Thank you to G.A., S.B. and Hedgehog for your support.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Oh FFS. Original? This early?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 5:41, archived)
# ^ Twat!

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Yes please.
Though not your mum's; I don't think I could ever manage to get the stench of rotten fish off my face afterwards.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# 1 year, 3 months and 9 days
cunt
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Actually, cunts are useful.
Unlike your mum's arsehole, which is now destroyed after I fucked it last night.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:05, archived)
# OH GOD AN UNSHOPPED IMAGE AT 5AM
MY LIFE IS RUINED
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# oh no, another smart twat on b3ta
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# welcome new cunt please read the FAQ
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# He's been here longer than you
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:16, archived)
# and therefore should know better
edit - 4 days?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# why should he know better?
he's not the one who posted the supposed 'wrong' image,
he just commented on the - quite rightly - ludicrous bashing people get when they post an image like this, coupled with cries of 'c*nt' and variations thereof,
something, funnily enough, which is also frowned upon via the FAQ
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# hello troll!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# you're welcome
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# ? 4 years I've been floating about ?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I was looking at profile times, for being signed up
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Second profile
I signed up around the time of Smash monkey
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# then apologies for error in length of time here
However, SB still did well in rightly being sarcastic against the c*nt calling.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I accept your apology
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:45, archived)
# you're welcome
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:45, archived)
# it really takes a lot to make sarcastic comments
the point is, thread wasting with other people's work is not cool, whether it's at 5:00am or not.
maybe you should climb down from your shetland and direct your holier than thou attitude somewhere else
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:50, archived)
# not being holier than thou, or any variation thereof
just pointing out the irony of attacking someone in a way frowned upon via the FAQ towards someone who has posted an image frowned upon via the FAQ
It just all seems rather silly, name calling/flaming hasn't really helped anything, and in the end, the /board will move on regardless.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# what happened to your first profile?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# and while you're there, what happened to my first profile too?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I just leave this here? Doesn't deserve it's own thread.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# They mostly go out at night... Mostly
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Is that
Maru?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I think so.
The nose smudge gives it away.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# obligatory
OH HAI
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 3:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Marcel Marceau gone bad
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 5:02, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 5:20, archived)
# This is nicely done
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# thanks
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I'm speechless.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Doogie Howsinator MD
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 4:53, archived)
# actually, all that kerfuffle up there, I hadn't spotted this
nicely done
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Neil Patrick Harris!
There isn't enough Neil Patrick Harris in my opinion
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# i'm in agreement. here's the first one i was working on

edit - you can see why i hadn't posted it
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] allow me to be the first to do a lazy scarface entry
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# shit! that looks like me
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:33, archived)
# *faps*
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:49, archived)
# hard case?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:50, archived)
# oh! Is that what you meant by 'good gif pics'?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Well it certainly has frames that work
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 4:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 4:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# ....should put all the conspiracy theories to rest..
:)
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:20, archived)
# PAPER DOESN'T BURN HOT ENOUGH TO MELT STEEL
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# my wife's cooking does!
she has an uncanny knack of getting food too hot to eat, with a 2:1 heat/hunger ratio
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
# It cools down faster if you spit milk all over it
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:43, archived)
# yeah, tried that
i find custard works better for some reason
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# ABDAHHAHAKAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 6:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just dump this here. He hates them really.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# ah, nice shop!
i was going to use a predator pic
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon me sir, but the lack of faith you are showing greatly troubles me.




Ninja compo entry!.. holy hell tomorrow is my B3rthday!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:11, archived)
# STAR WARS!!!!!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha
Here's frankie !!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:06, archived)
# the cat done a whoopsie on
the stairs again!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:13, archived)
# definitely unexpected!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:21, archived)
# He must have breached a protocol somewhere
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:00, archived)
# heheh...
*fetches ivory-handled royal spanging pan*
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# spanging pan
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:08, archived)
# she looks good at cock tossing
I've been watching this for 5 mins and she hasn't dropped it yet
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# A gif has frames that work.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:21, archived)
# come
on ppl any one with good gif pics
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 3:45, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 9:03, archived)
# A message from the ministry of molestry

*squeeze*
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 1:55, archived)
# honk honk!
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Another lurker,
wtf is going on tonight?
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:06, archived)
# How can you trademark the phrase
"If you see something say something"?

Anyway, Catchphrase got there first with that one. It's already taken.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:10, archived)
# it's good, but it's not right!
"say what you see" ;)
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 2:34, archived)

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