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# because I thort of it. Hope not bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# warning
graphic Im-Midge Ure ^
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Oh GOD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# (affects fake voice)
"YES?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# depending on where you live, this may make no sense whatsoever
and it's a sorry joke even if you don't need a RIS :)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:06, archived)
# hahahaha
oof
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I think I don't ris...
so, excellent :-) (probably!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# haha - cheers
at least you didn't go down the 'pet a mongle' route.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# too dark for my taste :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I dreamt I was walking through an enclosure of tigers last night.
Thanks for reminding me, one of the bastards pushed me over.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# wake-ups are welcome sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Bargain!
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:30, archived)
# oh no you dittun't !
*snaps fingers*
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# nice work on the shop name
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# haha I'd say RIS but you gazzumpt me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# It had the wrong SEL :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Mmm
probably best enjoyed raw, rather cooked in a stew
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Beef Curtains?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:19, archived)
# RIS?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# £1 each or three for a fiver? Only at Morons
(the prices and offer are unshopped, only the bottom image is shopped BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:05, archived)
# I saw this the other day.... can't figure out if it's a bagain or not... is 2 a lot?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:46, archived)
# weebl?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
#
here
or have I been whooshed?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Practical exams are on Weds.

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] poor cherie blair joker attempt, i cant do hair!!
(batey, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Did you even bother to shop this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# happy flaming candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Fanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# tried a little im totally new to this tho
... be patient
(batey, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# I think he may have been facetious . . .
suggesting that is the way she normally looks? just a guess
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:56, archived)
# lol
don't worry mate he is joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Don't listen to these other guys
Kris will FUCK YOU UP if he doesn't like your work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# ahahahahaha
happy candleyday
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Lord have mercy.
*shields eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Just add a little
stray one. Works for me. And shopped pics only etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Up above the streets and houses.
(skyeman Doesn't live on Skye., Sun 8 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Your call Zippy. Do you feel lucky?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Ha ha.
Yours is better.
(skyeman Doesn't live on Skye., Sun 8 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I disagree
Zippy with a gun is always a win!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Southpaw gunslingers rule all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Awesome
skills there Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Too kind, Milady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Full of win
I likes :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Kicking arse and taking names.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# make shure you get the concrete mix right
or the bodies will float to teh surface
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Ever been snuffed out, bungle snuff?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:23, archived)
# this!
Woosome and yaysome
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I have no valid reason for doing this
other than the fact that I still think of caged rodents drinking from their water bottle whenever I see a human drinking from a water bottle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# rodents are amusing and useful

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Next compo sorted!
things powered by animals :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:40, archived)
# i have voted for that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# added my vote
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# cool idea!!
...but NO!!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1193194

...but being the gentleman I am, I voted on yours
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# ha ha love it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# voted!!
(batey, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# It's shithot today here
and I have three empty drinking bottles on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# it's unseasonably warm here too -- will be 94F ( 34.44444444444444C ) by Tuesday :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Tasty beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# for the birds
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# *orders in bulk quantities*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Tits like coconuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# i have.
But How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Hard, hairy and difficult to get into?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
# like my sister?
*oh, never mind*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# how fat babies happen - FACT
particularly if everytime it cries you give it a fucking cake
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I sell giant fat balls at work
"excuse me have you giant fat balls?"... makes me chortle everytime
also...
Dryer balls - they go in the tumbledrier - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# i have.
But how did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# fat balls of what though?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Fat balls of FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Jeeves: To the Opera!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# almost as good as the straight 12 e type jag
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# 'When ZZ Top went upmarket'
:D

Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Damn
I didn't think of that; i could have added some hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Don't be a nana!
It's a great pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Thank you
Though I think I'm on ZZ Top's hitlist after this anyway!
www.vimeo.com/7249567
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Wonderful stuff - and the trademark stray hair is there, too!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# my wife just asked if this is real
can you tell her please? I'm not sure....
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Yes*
*In my head.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# some people say cars like this are penis extensions but I say that's a fallacy
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# phallicy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# mindpisser :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# oops--ninja
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# a phallacy :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# funny I wasn't sure so google's and it came up with an f
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# no tis a fallacy
the phallacy was a play on words with "phallic"...god I sound boring

are you still awake?
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzz yeh!!!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Lovely
Next, show us the garage!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Must be a pain getting round tight corners


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Nah, it's for the USA market.
Texan: 'You know it takes me 30 minutes just to drive from my gate to my house.'
Englishman: 'Yeah, I had a car like that once.'
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Indiana Jones would never have slid off of that bonnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:56, archived)
# haha
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] When you've lost your place in the world, turn to jihad
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# mel gibson?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# charlie sheen?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# alf garnet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# lindsay lohan?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# mork n mindy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# you can fantasize about whomever you want it to be
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanna be.... ankleknee... wait no annakey? ...dammit if only i cud spell
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I want it to be Pedro Hin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# KISS KISS

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# oh noes!
that chicken is choking on a cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# yeah, that was supposed to be ducklips
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# why put duck lips on a chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# to get to tthe other side?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# it died?
oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] the face of terror
(randomscally, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# crack team of navy seals? that was a lie too

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Finally got that last badge

pointing at chickens
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# It's a bugger to get that one, though
it's taken me ages!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# *points at JPG*
*earns a badge*
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# but it's called the "pointing at lovely people who improve all sundays even if they're a bit shy of chickens" badge :)
I never thought I'd get that one :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# :)
*cheers up dramatically*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# 2-for-1 happiness
that's why we come here :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I think Guy Goma in pretty much any context will make me giggle
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# this
is wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Tonight on Newsnight we ask 'Is Jeremy Vine's head false?'

on the larger hand
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I think his upper torso is false too
the pic looks like a combination of knex and kerplunk.... I like :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Now that sounds like a great combination!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Blimey that's a bit good

The big version makes this look much, much better
*desktops*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Afternoon, Mr Cre!
Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# ooooh the bigguns well sexy
*desktopped*
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Ooooohhhh soup herb.
How are ya fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Hey Hey!
I'm good, ta (off on hols soon) :)
Is the world with you swell and funky, too?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah, all good over here,
plenty to do, new website in place (though I keep changing it) some fun bits of work every now and then, the usual!

I'd love a holiday myself, but no one will pay me to tae one........ bastards, I keep asking them as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Synthetic virus.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# It's extinct in France

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# At least they'd use all of the animal.
My kids absolutely love your website and pester me to bring it up for them quite often. Between this and Tiny Giraffe, b3ta has left quite a mark on them.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
#
mark scar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
#
mark scar curse
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I'm not really sure this place is 100% safe for kids :p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Nah,
I only show them the safest bits that they might find funny with the relevant picture/animation opened in a new tab.
/semi-responsible parenting
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# semi-responsible should be the preserve of uncles and aunts
at least that's the justification I use for for the stuff I let my nephew get away with that my sister would have a fit if she knew :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I'd know that snog anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# it looks very tasty
and you can use the shell as a handle if your hands are dirty. it's baiscally a french cornish pasty :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# ^ this
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# well if it wasn't so damn tasty it wouldn't be extinct
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Hehehe...
Tasty snack combo!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Are their tadpoles alowed houses too?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I think the tadpoles still live at home with mum
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's crap trying to use PS on a laptop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# An excellent flick!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# hippy bollocks
(darkwavepunk, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Celtic Knots Iove them
twitter.com/#!/Beowyn
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Looks more like hippie intestines.
They'd probably be happy to be recycled.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Looks like
a design for a wedding hat to me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Yes Beatrice's hat was indeed made from the bloody intestines of some peasants.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4danNwDHY0
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# It's ok, there's plenty of peasants about.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Oh I see it's like that is it?

Come and see the violence inherent in the b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# haha
I hope that milliner never works again
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Call that work?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Flesh knot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# as it's quiet and sunday all at the same time
Glory
taken in an abandoned Reformatory School
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# You find some really superb places
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# the north is rife with them :)
ta!
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# How do you do the colour toning?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# getting the colours really bright during the HDR processing in Photomatix
then I use CS5 and ColorFX to get the tones right, lots of layers and so on :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Ah I just import the pictures in using Photoshop's HDR Pro feature
it seems a bit basic though and the results have been very miss and near-miss I will have to work at it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:39, archived)
# yea would definitely recommend using photomatix to process the HDR
out of interest this is the original shot (1 of the 6 exposures):-

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Ah that would be more like what I see when I'm looking around
you have tainted my eyes I was looking for these brightly coloured highly detailed ruined buildings haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# lolz yea HDR really makes the best of the colour and detail
IMHO of course
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# There are many such posted in the Industrial Decay Flickr group
This is one of my favorites
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Fantastic pics
I'm planning on invading an abandoned hospital later :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# cheers bwoy
hmmm that sounds like fun...anywhere I might know?
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# just an old place in Buxton
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Zawahiri, aka "Khadi-Shaq"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha! that's horrible. is it real?
/autocomplete fails again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# is what real?
(I've learned it pays to ask :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# how do you define 'real'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# the ball is in your court on that one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# not a big fan of people answering your questions with questions?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# define big
maybe this feeds into one of your questions above ^

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# this man needs more exposure on here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I think enough people expose themselves here
I would really prefer that they didn't
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Agreed
I miss him. RIP, Rodney
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Pedro my friend, ask and you shall receive,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# *would*
but only if I can scroll the head out of view

nice shop, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# He gets no respect.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# fucking hell
that is scary.

*shits self*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# at least you're not shitting me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# would you like me to?
i can hold some back if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Get yer ass to Marrs!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ouch!
This suggests a very disturbed p'shopper LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# haha I've been on b3ta for way too long
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Any clues as to where they put the key to get out of this place?
They promised cake :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I think I've found the secret
I take long vacations away from here, then return. It seems to help me live with myself that way :D

Edit: in my "away" time, I ride horses and arrange music, but not at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:29, archived)
# How do you arrange the music - Dewey Decimal System?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# No
I use that to ride horses :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I'd love to love how to read music and perhaps how to play the guitars I own
at the moment they are luxury dust gathers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# It's a great diversion
I've a nice home studio setup--play keyboards interfaced with software and all the gizmos
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I am a big fan of wibbly things

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Isn' t this the cover from her CD
"Brittany yodels across Arizona?"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha!
Listen to this in the background
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSYGZlwWVVo

edit: no, wait!! this --- www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpuoO5hqAqA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# gawd :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Ken Clarke?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# some resemblance, yes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A Clockwork Chuckle
(mr_cabbages, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# A spot of the old
Ultra chuckling.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Alternatively
A spot of the old to-me-to-you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# The old in-out?
I'm chuckling in the rain, just chuckling in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Audi do a goatse?


Click for bigger (262 kb)
Posted already?
Taken at the Morrisons' car park in Chorlton, Manchester.
(Fully Goyle what?, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Is Morrisons having a Laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# RRIS S?
I get it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Run...
Run for your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is shit
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# it depends on the real photos
are RIS having a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# you've got to be taking the piss, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# haha
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Is+Audi+having+a+Laugh/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# keyword is *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# "Squirrels with tits" enter is still broken
(User #86772, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# That's been around a while.
They've just launched the new poster campaign...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Sublime.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# i like! Alternate Compo, perhaps?

That gives me an idea

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1193194
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Audi: shitting on hitler since...
alt: Audi: Favourited by Hitler ('s favourite car company)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ^This
b3ta.com/board/10414758
(herman:D, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# That's not your dog.
That's my dog.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# STOP THAT!!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha it looks like goatse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha! Love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# indeed posted already.
Even omg bird has seen it...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# And yet he continues to be shocked :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# as its sunday :D


Click for bigger (388 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Very Frankenstein.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Indeed it needs a Herman Munster shouting "Why!? Whhhhhhhhyyyyyy!?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Swasticka Windmill FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Bah, now the fucker is twice as noisy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# the lawnmower will take care of that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:49, archived)
# nice
SAM_0191 copy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# that took me quite a while.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
# still takin me a while...
what i missing?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# RIS!
Nope completely missing this one!
(what day is it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:48, archived)

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