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# Morning! Have a groan...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I have a neighbour like that too
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# I had a neighbour who married a motorcycle
but then dumped her for a car.

Apparently she torque'd too much.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# O_O
Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# hahahaha
brb... making future flea.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I made myself a girlfriend out of plastic wrap.
I like her but she's a bit clingy :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I made myself a girlfriend out of the dismembered limbs of corpses, sewn together with twine.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# but how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# like old sperm and Vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Oh you've met her, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# we bumped into each other in tesco
and she is a looker, congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Well, she was a few weeks ago.
She's devloping a distinctly greenish hue these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# you are William Shatner
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# You deserve this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Bwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# My day is now complete :D
And it's barely begun!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# and this is what one looks like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# tim vine?
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# *office groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I used to use a piece of material off the bottom
of my trousers to keep my place when reading. There's a turn up for the books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:16, archived)
# and I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:18, archived)
# I was watching TV last night and a load of books fell on my head.
I've only got my shelf to blame :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# haha :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# hahahaha
not heard that one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# I went to the video shop
and said "Can I have Batman Forever", He said "no, you've got to bring it back tomorrow"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# haha
not "Well, you probably don't want it for that long, cos it's bollocks"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# "One of the greatest films ever made", Jonathan Ross, News of the World
Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Another example of the very sound reason
the BBC paid him so much money. Real value, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:35, archived)
#
At the top of your nasal passages behind your nose, there is a patch of special neurons about the size of a postage stamp. These neurons are unique in that they are out in the open where they can come into contact with the air. They have hair-like projections called cilia that increase their surface area. An odor molecule binds to these cilia to trigger the neuron and cause you to perceive a smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# ah but HE'S A FLEA
Didn't think about that did you, clever clogs??
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# my clogs are clever
but not THAT clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# how do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# .
b3ta.com/board/10416698
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# that's so meta
\m/
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Really doesn't deserve it's own thread
Since the Barry Manalow on Family guy I have been singing Mandy with the lyrics below


Osama you came you and you gave without taking
But they blew you away, Osama

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# I like these.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# *logs on, sees this*
*groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# correct
response!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Happy Birthday to Fred Astaire...
and I think that is Maureen Lipman?
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:08, archived)
# hahaha, what was that you said yesterday about getting over things and not being childish?
or is that a self deprecating joke?
it's so hard to tell these days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:18, archived)
# As you mentioned "B3ta is a comedy site, go you should go elsewhere if you want something to wank to."
*Hopefully this will make some b3tains smile this morning??
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Morning /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:30, archived)
# :0

Is she wiggling her tongue between her two fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:44, archived)
# she is gene simmons
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Well it made you ignore 2 people, so someone's smiling at least
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# just follow his rules and shut up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
# I am... and I h...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Not my rules, blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# I bet you think this post is about you...don't you?....don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Who's it about then?
Sorry, I'm not very good at picking up personal jibes in the morning.

I actually first wrote that as "personal jobbies"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# couldn't resist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g


not quite 100% horse free Carly did have an air of horse about her
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Great song but I never realised she had some magnificent chompers
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# at least someone got it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Oh I got it alright
Just didn't understand that I was supposed to
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
# smashin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmm...nooo
I have to ask again, sorry. I won't be able to go about my day in a normal manner if I didn't.

Who were you talking about when you mentioned "his rules", if you weren't talking about me? Carly Simon is a girl, so i assume you weren't talking about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:21, archived)
# The rules are the ginger fuhrers as far as I am aware
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Dunno, I think the FAQ was written by cr3, could be wrong though
Rob is like the Queen, a figurehead with very little actual power

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# :O how can you say such things about our fiery haired queen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Sorry to hear you're still affected by what I have said.
I hope you are able to get over it soon and move on. Time is a great healer.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# I think you're meant to just reply with
"you cunt", "your mother", "buckfast" and then everything is happy and far friendlier than conversation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Oh right.
Er, YOUR MOTHER!! er, FORTIFIED WINE! GRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# oh happy toast you're so funny

*fawn* *fawn*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# smashin'
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# what does that mean? because I have a hunch you're being sarcastic
I was just being funny and trying to bring this back to friendly b3ta, where people say cunt a lot, and you often say Ya maw and we all laugh about Bucky. If I offended you I sincerely apologise.
What is this fawn thing about too? you've said it before and I don't get it.

*edit - fuck it don't worry about it, I can't be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I thought that said lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:37, archived)
# you cunt your mother smells like buckfast
hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# and your father smells of Elderberry wine
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I fart in your general direction
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# yeah! what he said

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
#
That burqa is way too loose. I can see her wrinkles. NSFW!!!!! Better link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 10 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
#
Personally, I found this picture funny. It's a shame the whole bickering had to take place, but at least something semi-amusing came out of it.

I don't think the picture you posted before would have been such a problem if it wasn't animated. I scrolled through when you posted it, and said "Oh. Look at today's birthdays. Vectorlicious."... then when I scrolled by again, there were real life norks in my face. It was unexpected. I think it's fine when it's arty (even if YOU FILTAHED!). It's just hard to get away with actual unedited photographs, even if they're only a frame of an animation. And it's unlikely most bosses would accept the excuse "It was arty a second ago"!

There has been much worse on here. Some unlinked. But it's just considered nice and civil-like to link if there are any complaints. Which you did.

Better to make people have to be interested enough to click than to deal with someone who got sacked over something you've posted for the rest of your internets experience, in my opinion. I think most people look forward to your morning birthday posts, and I'm pretty sure most of us who weren't at work would have clicked to see it anyway.

I think Dixon's therapy is working... and maybe one day he'll stop having nightmares about boobies in the workplace... so hopefully we can resume normal birthday times now, yes?

That said, your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Warning the following pic contains TITS
CLICK TO SEE TITS

Your all gay if you don't look
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:19, archived)
#
OMG LOL

IM TOTALLY NOT GAY BECUZ I CLICKED IT AND IT WAS TITS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 10 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# and they are a lovely pair
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Tits are gay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# your gay
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Sorry to hear you're still affected by this.
I hope you are able to get over it soon and move on. Time is a great healer.

In other news, what happened to the /board overnight??
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:00, archived)
# It's meant to be a joke... Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Yep.
JUST LIKE ON TOP GEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# ? board was fine until 12 when I went to bed
something of an american gothic band wagon had started but didn't seem to go anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:04, archived)
# It killed it stone dead it seems
You can never leave American Gothic on the /board unaccompanied, you should know that by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:06, archived)
# I thought it was goats that should never be left unattended
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# There are goats in the picture behind the house
DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# I thought I shopped them all out
i'm sorry


^contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# RIS
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Hands that do dishes can feel soft as Allah's face
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:26, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:28, archived)
# how do you bum an entire embassy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# It *can* be done with a little planning
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# SOUND THE IGNORE HORN
Wait, you're ignoring me now? Fuck me, how old *are* you? 12? :D

You silly sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:44, archived)
# And me!
40 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Ooh I remember that.
You poor sod. Congratulations anyway! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Blessings upon The House of Dixon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Happy Birthday
think you could have picked a better thread to announce that on though
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Happy real birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# happy arbitrary numbers day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Thanks, guys.
You're all very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# congrats...........it gets stranger as you get older
my last one(60)....when I saw the cards on the fireplace(with the number on) they didn't seem like mine...it doesn't seem possible...I feel 30....those cards look liked they belonged to someone else....definitely not me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# fucking hell! really?
I love your stuff all the more and there I was thinking by approaching 40 I'd need to start growing up. You're an inspiration to us all. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# haha...I never grew up...strangely,everyone else seemed to be growing up around me...
me voice hasn't even broke yet!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I grew up a bit a while back
but decided it wasn't for me. (57 next birthday)
Have your bollocks dropped yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
one has....guess the other will follow shortly..:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
#
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Goodness Gracious!
Power to your elbow, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Happy Birthday Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday
im 40 this year:(
(herman:D, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Oh, Don't be such a cock.
Get over it!
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# WHERE'S MY TITS
*demands tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10416629#post10416673
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Nice, but.
*demands bigger tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# *unlurks*
I... don't... understand!
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 May 2011, 4:18, archived)
# FUCK, my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:46, archived)
# with smash flop hits Fuck For Fuck
and I'm Your Fuck Now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:49, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# ^ THIS
is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# mainly TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:10, archived)
# is that a reacharound I see there?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:11, archived)
# here we call that circumlocution :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
# i doubt that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:22, archived)
# circumdigitation?
dig hoof
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:23, archived)
# Hey Hin
We should have a challenge "rejected children's books" ala this sort of thing:
www.flickr.com/photos/captainpandapants/3562269611/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:38, archived)
# i think it's a good idea to have an alt gay shift compo
Ning Guys
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# yes!
ning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:28, archived)
# that too ^
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:35, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# I just did a sample
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:33, archived)
# nice!
i'm guessing you have kids?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:51, archived)
# One, but she is grown
have 2 granddaughters
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:02, archived)
# yay! i feel young again!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:04, archived)
# so, did you want to suggest yours as an actual compo
i think it's a good idea.
maybe we should go through and chose one
that's been up for a while and go with that for an alt gay compo?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Anything's fine with me
mine can wait
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# hmm.. nothing's really jumping out at me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# hope you don't mind if i drop this here

it's crap, but par for the course as of late
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Mad Cow!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:21, archived)
# especially since it's another cow on top
(not a bull)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 3:39, archived)
# girl on girl cow action is HAWT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 May 2011, 7:50, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Let er burn!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# what


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Awww cute
WTF Seal is non-plussed.

It's from Portal 2
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# oh!*
*geek
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:31, archived)
#
:) I know. That's why I post on here - to try and balance out my geekiness with some misanthropy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This should be on hospital waiting room walls up and down the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:39, archived)
# brilliant!!
(batey, Tue 10 May 2011, 4:37, archived)
# I suppose
I knew it would happen one day.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# never did trust that little fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:06, archived)
# bugger it, sleepy time.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# :D
and that is the worst place to be "got"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Taking a bite out of grime !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I used to love these films
I screamed until I liked it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymGToGuG-Rg
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:04, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# quick and shit, Gandhi Girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
it's the thought that counts

I'd also like to see a "kid (goat) in a Ghandi store"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# someone else will have to do that one
i'm off to bed soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Ghandi Girl
Ghandi girl, you are my world
You look so sweet, you're my special treat
Ghandi girl, all I want to say
When you're with me you brighten up my day
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# part of the soundtrack to my youth.
sad, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# This is more from mine . . . The Archies
Sugar,
Oh, Honey Honey.
You are my Ghandi girl,
and you got me wanting you.
Honey,
Oh, Sugar, Sugar.
You are my Ghandi girl
and you got me wanting you.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# you're old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Well . . . Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# ^^that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:07, archived)
#
"I'm a Ghandi girl, in the Ghandi world
Life in nappies, it's fantastic..."
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 May 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Nifty
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:06, archived)
# He would!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# kinky
lol XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I know Jack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# but do you know squat?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I learned never to squat with spurs on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# well, you've got that much going for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Jack knows jack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha..........sexeh tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Jack's nest is coo coo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Wowsers
That is rather good. Sod your head but Jacks is great ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# I eat plenty of cabbage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Leafs room
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# it's E-Z
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# as is this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# is this shopped?
oh--nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# argh!
too much knob
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# this is very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# oh--then never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# i like silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I'm thinking
a ton of images could be made (substituting Ghandi for Candy)--maybe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# john ghandi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# that one eludes me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# And versa visa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Ghandi has babies to take?
hmmmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Oh Nose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# hahahhaha
this is superbly done :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Bin Dunbefore?

Sigh.
(MrGravy, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# just a leetle....you got more gameplay though
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# He's reclusive and recursive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# silly bin laden :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Smash still around
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# YAY!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# sorry it took 5 min over the 20 minutes allotted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# i'll let you off this time
but only because i want to do unmentionable things to Kai
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I understand
but only because i want to do unmentionable things to Xev

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# if anyone wants it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# How much do you want for it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:24, archived)
# well the market value is $400,000
but you can have it for a right click and save as
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Oooh that's rather nicely done
Certainly better than the one in the b3takit
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# you know what?
i just might
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I know I would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
# i don't go for the ladies myself
but if it was one of those "do it or we'll shoot you" things, i'd probably choose her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I loooveeee Lexx!
A friend of mine just sent me the wholes serieseses.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 10 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
# I met Lexx!
or rather, the guy who wrote much of the series. Back in my university days, he was student council president and manager of the radio station. A real character!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Oohhh lucky.
I can say i have never met anyone famous.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 10 May 2011, 4:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Pffft

Needs more Brian May playing air guitar in the background though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Every image would be improved by this......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Even images of Brian May playing air guitar in the foreground, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# How about images of Brian May playing air guitar whilst standing between two mirrors?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# With a picture of Brian May in the background..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# and a potrait of Brian May, painted by Brian May.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# And Brian May playing air guitar in the background
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# and in the reflection of Brian's eyes, there is another Brian May
from a parallel universe!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Anita Dobson?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# any time i think of those two
i imagine their hair sticking like velcro whe they try to shag.
fortunately, i very rarely think of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Only as long as it's Brian holding up the picture in person..
With a picture of him playing air guitar placed behind him while he's stood there....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# This needs to be made forthwith.

But not by me, as I shall now try and get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Then we email him a link, get him to fullscreen it on a huge projector
... and take a picture of himself playing air guitar in front of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# and then we print the picture on a zeppelin and let it hover over a convention of HDR camera geeks.
which are likely to put their pictures on flickr
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Haha indeed....
Is search working for you?
Edit, doesn't matter. someone else already ansered below.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I was searching for the upload codez, but it gave me nothing :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I blame Brian May for it......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Tried to keep from chuckling at this
*failed*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# yay.....
Is search not working for anyone else or is it just me?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Me too
Comes back with "query failed", right?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Yep that's what I'm getting.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# nicely done :)
(batey, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Did I miss a wedding the other weekend?
Edit: Now with photo from the Daily Mail:
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# eh, why not

Wheeee dogies!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Why not indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha....I used to love those shows
aaah......nostalgia:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# 'bout the same time as
Green Acres and Petticoat Junction (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Yay nice.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
# thank ewe :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# best TV show ever!
good adaptation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Vittles!
Fresh possum, to be served at the fancy eatin' table!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 10 May 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Inspired by entries below
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:42, archived)
# i'm shit at 'shopping
but i'd love to see one of these with Kai and Xev from Lexx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Oooooooo YES
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# this is your mission
should you choose to accept it.
you've got about 20 minutes, whilst i have ashower.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# already on it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# yay!
*dries off and awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# haha superb and clicked
half life used to always break my brain as my name is Gordon and it was like they were talking to me when i played the game.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# That's funny. It's always a little unsettling when you hear your name in film/media.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# That's nicely done. The way you got the watermark over your image. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:06, archived)
# cheers....one of my very early attempts...hardly knew what I was doing back then.!!
....so I was quite pleased with the end result :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:11, archived)
# ah hahahaha
top shop!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Oh my this is wonderful
Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# doodleage


Click for bigger (101 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 9 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# nice!
it's got tramp stamp written all over it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Needs more buttcrack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# I see Korky the Cat!
EDIT: Or is it Scratchy from 'Itchy & Scratchy'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# whatever you're on
i want some
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# This ¬
Original =
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
*freaks out slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# if you're there...
2 new pics on flickr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
# I suffer the same ailment (seeing faces in things)
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/5280490572/in/photostream
www.flickr.com/groups/facesobjects/pool/with/5280490572/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha... They are special
they you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# oh yeah ha ha I....
...wait!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Hahaha.. ace's
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Haha, awesome!
(mr_cabbages, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# ^
dammit, now I can't unsee it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Imogen Thomas / Unintentional Misprint
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# ha ha!!
(batey, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:01, archived)
# "ok, ok!"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# And for the category Bad Puns, I give you: this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:37, archived)
# christ, don't give her any ideas
she'll have it built
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Good grief! Still funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Guess Who? Superinjunction Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 9 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Post it on Twitter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Pauline McLynn on the right
and I'm guessing Hugh Bonneville on the left
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:17, archived)
# DON'T SAY THE NAMES
now a team of lawyers and preparing to swoop on b3ta and rape our children
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:19, archived)
# nah, lawyers are scared of b3ta
apart from Prince's lawyers

they'll be after me for even imagining a picture of him burgling a monkey's codpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Imagine no more.
Instead, pass the mind bleach...


(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 9 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# JJ's guide to drama


Click for bigger (163 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:07, archived)
# I'm not sure I can handle this level of drama
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:08, archived)
# i know
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# The lensflare almost ruined Star Trek for me
Simon Pegg did that though
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:11, archived)
# they did ruin
it for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:11, archived)
# he's a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# yep!
i was watching Fringe and his use of lens flares just drives me mad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# it's like someone's told him it's drama-inducing
and he knows his films are vapid shitpiles, so he throws it in everywhere and hopes for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:12, archived)
# haha
true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# More drama than facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:12, archived)
# I feel my old lens flare allergy flaring up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:16, archived)
# are you coming out
with hives :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# poor old Len
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# 4EVA etc.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Oh, JJ Abrams
I was thinking "But JollyJack doesn't use lens flares...?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:03, archived)

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