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# I fell down a ten foot hill for this pic


CFFM


And I photoshopped a border and my name on it but that's it
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 6:36, archived)
# RPT?
EDIT: Sorry, Woo!

and

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 6:51, archived)
# Teasing pic is teasing
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 7:26, archived)
#

What's the movie this is taken from?

I'd like to study it a little.
(, Wed 18 May 2011, 6:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Well, these preview tapes of the new "Miss Marple" series are highly promising, I must say.
*stays tuned*
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Not racist enough.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:07, archived)
# resized potatoes
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:08, archived)
# whoah
i'd like to peel and mash her
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:13, archived)
# :0
it's fairly easy to shop this sort of thing
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:23, archived)
# The one without the hat
is Rick Parfitt
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:18, archived)
# The one with the hat is clan soul/the kid out of Mask
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
#

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:31, archived)
# I can imagine Jesus'd be well pissed off with this development.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Jesus wouldn't permit it.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:41, archived)
# But it's happened already, as your photograph clearly shows!
Will they have to have a fight?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:51, archived)
# News
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Testing, testing. is this thing on?
She didn't flinch because she's a replicant.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:07, archived)
# ahaha - oh fuck - brilliant
this made me splutter beer on the first frame- punched my vagina...
didn't even need to animate from there
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:11, archived)
# As a pedant,
I'd like to point out that, technically speaking, it'd be virtually impossible to punch someone's vagina.
Not if you want to get real power into the shot. Which, in Maggie's case, anybody with a human heart surely would.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# If you would kindly bend over we can certainly try.
In the name of science, of course.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:21, archived)
# eh?
Where do you think vaginas live then?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Inside the body.
Difficult to reach with a punch, especially considering that you'd need a bit of room to swing, even if it's a wizard's sleeve.
A good hard kick in the twat, though, a doctor writes, would be easy-peasy. And, retrospectively, a bit of a diplomatic coup.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Pussy galore!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Tried that chess game
sacrificed my bishop
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I believe you are pedantically pointing out the difference between the vagina and the
vulva
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Ah, that's the one.
Vulva.
I was using the colloquial catch-all, 'twat'.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:44, archived)
# which could apply to the majority of her
colleagues
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:47, archived)
# And her fucking voters.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Libya!
Oops my dyslexia that should be Labia.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# I find a slightly spiked punch
puts many vaginas within reach.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Suave motherfucker.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Mais oui
bien sur.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:38, archived)
# And having it off with people who aren't tripping off their faces is grossly overrated anyway.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:26, archived)
# I made this on the day but decided not to post

in a related thread it's ok, I suppose.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Is she dead yet?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
# It would appear not.
they kicked down the wrong incurable terrorist's door.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:39, archived)
# She feeds off the blood of the poor
she grows stronger again now that the Tories are in power.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# She can't help it if those minxy 'come-to-bed' eyes practically command one to kick her back doors in.
They won her three elections.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# I don't think Maggie would have admitted
to having any part of herself on the left.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Heya, mof. How's Neu! treating ya?
An agreeable driving companion?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# I thought it was interesting.
I preferred the more ambient soundscape tracks (I'm a huge fan of Eno's ambient music; On Land is probably my favourite album).
I thought the rhythm-based stuff (the Motorik stuff) probably hadn't aged quite as well. Good to hear though, given how many people I respect that have claimed it as an influence.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Awwww, I was hoping it'd flip your lid.
Oh well.
But now the way is clear for you to listen to Sunn O)))'s "Monoliths & Dimensions": music so slow and guttural that blades of grass sprout up though the concrete even before the first track has finished.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Cheers!
I'll check that out.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Easy to hate instantly, but slowly reveals its subtle 'charms'.
Please don't let the 'metal' trappings put you off - there's something going on in that thar record that transcends genre.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Touché.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# We're talking about Maggie here.
I'd rather not touche.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:12, archived)
# Re did a commisioned graffiti in high res


cfb

I have started doing the initial outlines in pencil then scanning, cleaning up and colouring. Obviously its much bigger than this, and has no watermark on it.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:36, archived)
# SLEAZE
(I hope it says that, but it probably doesn't)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Clear is what it says
haha you dirty bugger, i shall do a graffiti thing for you soon.

edit:Although i can see where you got the letters from for it to say sleaze.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:38, archived)
# There are some garages down the bottom of my road that could do with a spot of brightening up.
Slander to your heart's content, I'll look forward to it :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:42, archived)
# it clearly says 'STEAK'
of course, I am also very hungry, so my eyes might be tricking me
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# "Obviously its much bigger than this, and has no watermark on it."
So it's either an optical illusion, or my eyes are gone wrong?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
# haha
i mean the original :P, you pedantic beast.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I knew really.
It's good, I like it.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:01, archived)
# That's what I tell all the ladies, too.
Woo to the original pic.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:09, archived)
# It'd be a pity to miss out on Potato Nite
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Tasty.
btw:
The b3ta search doesn't seem to be working right now. It did last night.
If it ever works again, try this link to see your top-rated posts.
The crunchie pic you mentioned below is there, I saw it yesterday :)
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/50958/best
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:32, archived)
# LOL, it said 'query'
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:33, archived)
# query failed
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:34, archived)
# A noble effort, llort.
A working search function would be a boon for working out who I need to apologise to the following day.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Just put 'sorry' in your sig, that should cover it.
Save the link, though, it might work again in the future. It was fine yesterday...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:38, archived)
# If you spent more than 10 seconds looking at my 'best' stuff, you should get a bloody medal, let alone an apology...
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:46, archived)
# PAKI POTATO
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Ah, see, now you've gone all racist.
I was liking you before that.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:30, archived)
# Right. Lacist.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Essentially, yes.
And relatively few Pakistanis, the majority of whom are Muslim, would wear a bindi anyway as it's more of a Hindu thing.
So it's offensive and inaccurate.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:12, archived)
# No thanks.
How about deleting it?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:32, archived)
# If the word "paki" wasn't in the title you wouldn't object so much to this picture.
Behold the power of suggestion.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:02, archived)
# How is a derogatory racist term
a "suggestion"?

If you said, here's a potato with a bindi, personally I wouldn't have a problem with it.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:02, archived)
# True. If the word "Paki" wasn't used, nobody would've batted an eyelid.
How suggestible we are. Insect puppets dancing to your masterplan.
You silly sod.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:19, archived)
# Not liking this
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:02, archived)
# My son made this a while ago. He's 2.
I took a picture because it looked cute. Didn't think twice of it. Posted it on b3ta before, nobody said shit (go ahead, search for it). It's only today i realized it could be taken the wrong way and pointed it out.

Anyone who thinks I'm a racist can go fuck a goat.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# So if you're not a racist,
how come you use racist epithets? 4 the lulz?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:18, archived)
# Go fuck a goat.
I really don't need to waste my time trying to prove or disprove anything to strangers on the Internet. I know what I am and am not.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:31, archived)
# By refusing to see what the problem is here
and by resorting to telling people to fuck a goat by way of defence, I think you've made it very clear what you are and are not.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Hmmm, I don' t want to go bothering any goats.
Like I said above, it's the term "Paki" I have a problem with.
Where I'm from originally it's pretty much always used in a derogatory and spiteful way.
For the record, I'm not the fucking race police or anything; what bothers me is
1) if it looks like the board tolerates racism, it will attract racists
2) if the board appears racist, and I'm on the board, I may appear racist by extention ("b3ta? they're a bunch of fucking racists")
3) if the board appears racist, it may put other people off posting
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Anybody reading this thread will clearly see that political correctness runs rampant here.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Oh dear.
Political correctness gone mad - can't even use racist slurs without someone pointing out that it's not a good thing.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Ok.
To restate though, I find your use of the derogatory racist term "Paki" to be gratuitously offensive without being in any way humorous, and I think it makes us all look bad.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Dear Internet
Mofaha and the rest it the b3ta board are not racist. Neither am I, but I refuse to be told what words can and can not be used.

Regards
Grampa
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:57, archived)
# cunt
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Well, all political correctness really is
is aiming not to hurt or bully people who don't have the upper hand.
I'm broadly in favour of it myself.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:44, archived)
# If done correctly then PC is a good thing
when over-used then it has a negative impact.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# well said Mofaha
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# ALSO
if your son is only 2, how can you be a Grampa? Hmmmm? Hmmmmm? Riddle me that sir.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:30, archived)
# I was Grampa before I had any kids.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Ah fair enough
I was mofaha before, er...
You know I was joking about your username, right? Just trying to keep things light, you know.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 3:44, archived)
# ALSO
"ages three and up" it's on his box.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# It's a kind of tuba
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:18, archived)
# You can't beat a spud...
...or can you?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:28, archived)
# is this jedward again?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Now, possibly.
It's a pearoast from 2006
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# And a distinctly disturbing one at that.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Spudward?
Thanks for the idea :)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:54, archived)
# that works scarily well
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Two wrongs can make a right.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:38, archived)
# It's not a tuba!
/Kindergarten Cop
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Heh..
Heh
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 4:30, archived)
# hah!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Edinburgh! There is a good spud-u-like not far from there
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Evening!
We are all made of stars...

Click for bigger and that.

^^cfb.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:04, archived)
# arf!
but no potato.

that makes me a sad potato

(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:19, archived)
# ITS COMING STRAIGHT FOR US
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha ffs
*clicks hard* :D
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# no idea
fill me in
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Balls, mother!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Not sorry...
...for posting this (top tune!)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
# one of the best things I've seen on b3ta in months :)
truly wonderful
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I love this!
well done.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 23:59, archived)
# sorry it's so shit
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh, you swine!
Yet another thing I can never eat again. (Mind you, my doctor has always frowned upon my shit-eating ways)
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:00, archived)
# there is 100% too much peanut in them for my tatses
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:45, archived)
# an old one
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:37, archived)
# yum yum
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Am I too late?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# If you are, so am I.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# taters
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:00, archived)
# The look in the girls eyes...
You just replaced the severed head with a potato then.
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Never!
Also, would you mind if I threadjacked as I have a song in my head and need to ask people if they know what it is?

Fairly recent song, trumpet/brass remixed to funky jazz dance track with male voice singing eastern european type 'foreign'. Anyone have any ideas?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Hmm, 'foreign' you say?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Tune!
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:01, archived)
# closebutno.
Its a little like Mr. Scruff if that helps at all?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Is it Mr. Scruff?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
# no
it is not Mr. Scruff
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Oh,
well how does it go?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# you're not thinking of this one are you?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# I got mixed up... :\
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# you say tomato, i say potato
and we both end up with rubbish crisps and bland pizza
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
#
for some reason i wanna punch that tomato
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I feel ill after this
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# me too
mash them
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Microwave them I think
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# GJM
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Remove the eyes first though
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I will stab them several times with a fork too
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# omid should have stabbed them both at the poolside
then i would visit his comparison website
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Like...
...this?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 1:18, archived)
# NO NO NO NO
NO JEDWARD!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Am I do it reit?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# gazunder-bridge-toe
beautiful!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# gazunder!
hahaha (which pratchett book did i read that in...? the one with perditax in it.)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Carpe jugulum?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
# probably. or not
may have been masquerade.
hang on...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# agnes is in carpe jugulum
but it was maskerade i was thinking of :)
(yes i got the spelling right after i looked it up)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Why are all those AT-ATs all joined together???



(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Have you seen the human centipede ?
Thats the Imperial directors cut.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# I was gonna mention that film actually.:D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# i ate a potato. true story
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# ate-regurgit-ate a potato
:D
also, the colours in your profile make my retinas bleed
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# that was mostly the idea :)
i tried to make the most awful profile i could.

i think i under-achieved severely though
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# no, you succeeded
unless you're using bebo as a benchmark :D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaargh
deep throatato
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# nah
it's like candy floss - melt in the mouth. you should try it
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Here have a hastily drawn sweet-potato

and no I'm not getting my tat's out on the board!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# bah! :D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Night toastage!
x
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# 'night you saucy thing
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Potatage
A nice evening on b3ta.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# he's been naughty in the potato
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Bonsoir
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# YAY and BOO in equal measures!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# SAUSAGETRUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!
Blimey b3ta has gone old skool tonight!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# If you build it, they will come
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# said the actress to the bishop
I'm off for a quick scroll down the board.. I've missed a lot of spuddage it seems
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Bonsouir
Monsieur l'Mestandot
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# spud rush
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# awww
how sweet :)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# making me hungry
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:01, archived)
# I don't like your tone
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# magenta?
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# BUMCOCK
'Night all!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# ._O
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# hahahahah what the fuck is that?! :D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# King Edward!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:58, archived)
# *SPANG*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# hahahah..... Good. God.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Hehehe
Nice one
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Spud-U-Like.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# POTATO®
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# He's eating the flesh of his brothers!
:D

He bit off more than he could chew here

This potato took 37 hours to cook!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# BASTARD
:D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous

(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Nice.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Daddy or chips
Godfather or fries
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Blame Shalroth, he made me do it...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Ayyyeeeeeeeeee
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# now do juan king ;)
woo
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# ohh...
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# NIce.
El Greedo shot first
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# ¡Eh, Greedo cabrón!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# still loving this
although perhaps next time we can have chewie as a dog peeking round the corner of the sofa :D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Those faces fit SO perfect...
...Cap'n you clever sausage you :)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
#
This image cries out for an Alien Xenomorph chestburster larva emerging from the "couch potato"
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Erm....
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahaa
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# POTATO!!!!!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# One potato, two potato
Three potato, four
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# ARGH!
Giant potato mimsy at the window!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# *adds special butter*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# *licks*
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# you're a cunt
you know that :D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# :DDDDD


(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
i miss this kind of b3ta, so much of it seems to be fucking freebase nowdays.
yay potato time.
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# 565: potato error!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# 080: SPUD NOT FOUND
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ninj wants a jacket spud now you sod :)
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# fucking hell Stan
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# hahah you loony
:D
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# now you're back!
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 16 May 2011, 22:45, archived)

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