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[challenge entry] We are the nice who say...

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Oh 'Nice' who untill recently said 'Ni'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# ^ This....
NING 4B's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# it's nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# it is yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# We demand a nice cuppatea!
rhymes with shrubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Rubbery?
:)
(Poison-System-X, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# yes, yes it does.
Don't worry dear, your grandson will be here soon to take you out for the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# EH?
Margerine.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Did you say shrubberies?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Nice!
Also, from the geishift www.b3ta.com/board/10432501
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
I loved the Orange one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent
If you keep that up, he'll eventually make a rather nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Self explanatory
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# needs to stop explaining to itself
and start explaining it to me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# this
very much this!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# ^ may I intercede
with a small side-order of this also?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
#
deBIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# ahh - completely obscure band that no-one's ever heard of
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I know them
:P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# well, you would
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Got there before me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I took the short cut down cheapside - No traffic lights
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Foolish Person!
They've got speed cameras up there now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# shall we go dutch?
we could even have some RIS for dessert?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Sounds lovely,
Some chilled Chablis to accompany, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# yeah
then we can wobble down to the bar and have a few Single Malts for night cap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# /\ this muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
well I get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Oh, emvee
boasting again...

only messing, guv
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# is it Jonah and the Whale?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# that's because you're like so like alternative
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# the alternative scene's just like not alternative enough
I like mainstream but like in an ironic way?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# New Age fun with a Vintage feel?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# It's all about like eighties retro but I wasn't like born in the eighties so it's ironic yeah?
mixtapes, man, mixtapes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# *eyes suspicuiously*
Alright then....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Totally?!
I like to listen to Aqua when I'm crying? Or like, listen to Bon Jovi while I'm having a shit.

My rule is, if someone else has heard of them, they're like, sell-outs yeh?

Edit: Except Joy Division.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I listen to Bon Jovi when you're having a shit too
man that's getting to be like so mainstream now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# yeh, my livejournal friends do that too
I'm going to have to start listening to Broken Social Scene or something else that none of my friends listen to while I'm having a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Well this is all certainly delightful talk right here
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# have the beatles broken up?
ris btw
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# haha
first unsigned band to play on top of the pops, don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# the bloke with glasses looks like a tit
and makes me want to hate them
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# *ahem*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I agree that he looks a tit
but they amuse me (or at least they did about 15 years ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# there are much better reasons to hate them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxE8pWltS4g
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# oh god, that's awful!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Their names are Sci-Fi Steve, Johnny Disco and Manda Rin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Right, that's done it!
* adds to the 'list of liquidation' *
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# My work here is done
*returns to lair to plot anew the demise of Alisha's Attic*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# you leave them alone
I love Alisha's Attic! although it's a toss up between them and Eternal, for my all time fave Metal band
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I seem to recall the dark-haired lass in Alisha's Attic
was rather cute, if memory serves.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I could not agree with this any more even if I had an automated agreeing machine with all the optional features and latest upgrades and patches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Firefoxs biscuits have broken

We'll try to restore your tabs and windows when it restarts.
Restart Firefox? Y/N
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Probably yeah
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# :D
*clears cookies*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Biskewits!
Diet willpower failing
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# *tempts*
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# £35! ?!
are you loaded or something?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Family Circle - £2 in Iceland
Om nyom nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Feck Off :)
They are very nommy biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Well, if you're paying
*snaffles all biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I'm with Juliet with this one
:)

They do look nom, but can get lost if I'm paying ยฃ35 for 'em - I can get two part worns for my rear axle for that!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Maybe, but they won't taste as good...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# *declines to dunk*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# haha
where did my tea go?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Oh, dear god, no!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Would sir like a little pink waaaafeeeerrr?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha!
ace!

edit: dang - I missed my 7th candlesday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Don't worry you didn't miss much
we had a party but it was shit. I got drunk and woke up with a strange username
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
who are you, and where did you come from?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# damn - even shit parties are better than no parties :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# we didn't invite you cos all your candles were a potential fire hazard
(happy belated b3rthday)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# *remembers when all this was Prestel*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# There are some things
not even Mr Creosote would eat!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# pink wafers!
the biscuits that tasted of...pink, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# and they are squeak when you eat them :(
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I remember this
squeaky biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] My poor IJ
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
Do you listen to The Now Show perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Not religiously
but I do like Mitch Ben.
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Prince Charlie and his giant gingerbread man often turn up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# How odd.
Mitch Benn's contributions are the bits of The Now Show that I like least.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Well, we're just have to agree I'm right won't we?
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# oh god....NOOOOOOOOOO!!! That's my earworm of the day sorted
"...Sounds to really make you rub and scrub...."

Woo to the pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# * Starts dancing arounf the office singing..
This generation, Rules the nation, With version!
Music happen to be the food of love - Sounds to really make you rub and scrub..

♫ I say: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
♫ Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
♫ It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
♫ It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Prince Charles prefers to sail in a southerly direction down the Bristol Channel as he only likes to
Pass his Duchy on the left hand side

* Simon Evans circa 2009
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] AWWWW ook at the iddy widdy doggeee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# awww
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# oh noes! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I am looking at the iddy widdy doggee*
* through my telescopic sniperscope. Lock & Load.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# DAMMIT! USE A LASER-SIGHT MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Good Tip!
*goes to Amazon*
Oooh, special offers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# you aren't wrong!
www.amazon.co.uk/s?ie=UTF8&tag=firefox-uk-21&index=blended&link_code=qs&field-keywords=laser%20sight&sourceid=Mozilla-search
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# This one is great!!!
www.amazon.co.uk/Hawke-HK3190-Sport-Laser-Scope/dp/B001Y8CAY6/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1306400946&sr=8-5

I'm having one of those :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# best wait until Obama has left the country before ordering
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# get a spoon!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# he can barely hold that biscuit
how the fuck is he going to operate a spoon?

YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THROUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Probably for the best
that tea looks stewed anyway
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# that's how he likes it
2 sugars and a teaspoon of Bovril
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# You sir need a more sturdy biscuit
May I suggest the mighty custard cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# FAB!
* Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Bonios are biscuits?
cool.

nice pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Contains Sweetcorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# That probably would have been better
But I don't have the upload codez more advanced shi...stuff.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# You!
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# You!
*hamw*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# You!
*molests*

Sorry, feeling a bit fruity this morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:38, archived)
# You!
*mollasses*

what is taaitaai and Sinterklaas?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Sinterklaas is the dutchification
of Santa Claus, TaaiTaai I'm not so sure, but it sounds like the sweets that they give away around St Nicholas... I may be wrong.

Edit: Yep, it is - a kind of Speculaas (nommy biscuit).

Edit Edit: Oh crap, sorry - die pagina is in de verkeerde taal.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# that would make sense according to what Steef just said
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# 'scrummy'
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't wait for the second filum...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:44, archived)
# I love partyrings
As a kid I used to lick the icing until my tongue bled. Trufax.

This probably explains why I like to lick windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# XP or Vista?
'Ning!
I hate party rings. There's no point to a biscuit unless it's a custard cream or a chocolate digestive.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# XP of course! Geoff, *really*..
Hullo! Oh fuck, I could really do damage to a packet of custard creams right now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# You'd better hurry up, you don't want to be last
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# *prepares*
I'm all out of cling film, back in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# My second-favourite biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# I saw one of those 'How Do They Make That Do That' type programs on Discovery
and they showed them making Oreos, and they aren't really proper cooked biscuits, they sorta make a dry cold dough and push it into flat moulds, slap it onto a conveyor-cum-oven for a few minutes till it dries out, and tah-dah, you got the 'biscuit'.

It was sorta like watching speed play-doh shape manufacture.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Cum oven? So that's what's in the centre then...?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Salty Goodness
Nom Nom Nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# sorry - I cannot accept an american biscuit
and the adverts telling us Brits how to eat biscuits.

How very dare they!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Cookie
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# yes sugar tits?
I know what you mean rly :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# arf :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# king of the biscuits!
fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:37, archived)
# hahahahah, that caught me by surprise and made me laugh down the phone during a work conference you bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:42, archived)
# needs more level crossing!
definitely spangable though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell, I'm so thick.. That took me far longer than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# can I just mention that the new Toffee Dodgers are fucking gorgeous
although they could be improved with the addition of a creamy bit in exactly the same way Jammy Dodgers are not as good as Happy Faces
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I'm a big fan of the old Coffin Dodgers
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
# yes you can and yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:03, archived)
# controversial

the only kind I've tried are the lemon flavoured ones...utter rank
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# lemon flavour.....?
Oh god.... *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Yup
they were a terrible decision all round really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# *opposing opinion alert*
As a big fan of toffee-flavoured foodstuffs I was sorely disappointed by Toffee Dodgers.

Toffee Bakewells on the other hand....oh man!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# I am also a fan of toffee flavoured foodstuffs
so this information is valuable to me.

*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Excellent stuff Bela
I can see this compo haas great potential
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha
klik!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Bloody hell
That made me proper LOL
I award you with a clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 26 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# This is all kinds of wonderful!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# haha :D
superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# sneaky!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# That was Jamm...
....ah I get it! Very good!

*Clicks*
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Morning! Flea!
Look! They can do topical too!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# spang!
deserves
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# FFS. That deserves this

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Præcist!
Stort set ingen spiser det her og lige sรฅ mange ved hvad det er.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Owie
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:44, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# POW
right in the kisser
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Oh dear god...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I guess this has been done
more times than Jordan.

Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# \o/ How many Goatse biscuits are we up to now?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# 4,584,221.35
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# That's an awful lot of biscuitty bomb bays
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Do you perchance own a brown car?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] elton loves a good dunk


Click for bigger (459 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# hahah He really does love having sex with men!
Ace glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Justin Bieber?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# herb soup!
ace, that is
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:29, archived)
# very funny
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:45, archived)
# PUT A DUNK ON IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Todays VAG CREAM and IITS is in memory of Suzanne Mizzi.
Sleep well Suzanne (Sugested by Thor_sonofodin)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:08, archived)
#
and Happy Birthday Peter Cushing (I am relly sorry the peter one is so shit, I have to get to work...)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:08, archived)
# would
would
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:30, archived)
# I feel really guilty for creating such a shit Peter Cushing image...
I started knocking these out about 6am this morning and made space for Peters Birthday VAG CREAM but I ran out of time as I have to be in work by 8am for a meeting...
Can anyone do a better one?

EDIT: NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Sleep well Suzi
she's wiv the angles now.

WOO!

and Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Sleep well?
You insensitive fuck.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I drewd this with paint
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:48, archived)
#
l.vassie what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:50, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:08, archived)
# nice
i was thinking of doing something like this, but making it move really slowly and hopfully doing some heads in
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:34, archived)
# rendered it as a .gif in adobe after effects
bastard of a program to use when your laptop is packing in

ok, breakfast time, later folks.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:54, archived)
# ah, i don't have after effects
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# And I am going to eat it in my mouth.
Mmmm tasty electricity
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] My employer buys these
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:47, archived)
# How does he manage to pick them up?
Does he have a crane?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:49, archived)
# You'd need a swimming pool full of tea to dunk those bastards....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:56, archived)
# If you overdunked one of them and it collapsed you'd cause a tsunami

Fuck, none of his pics are caching, it's starting to do my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:57, archived)
# How would you get them home from the shops?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:00, archived)
# Fork-lift truck.
How would you dunk them?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:05, archived)
# fixed
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:49, archived)
# haha like moon faced people
worse thing is that I don't know what he's shopped as I've never heard of happy faces....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaha. *Click
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Silly Mofaha.
You'd spray them with a tea hose.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# i've got an unhappy face just dealing with this huge picture
:(

my eyes hurt
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:45, archived)
# My monitor is only 10 pixels by 10 pixels, so this image made me cry like a bitch.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 26 May 2011, 7:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# LOL!
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Haha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahha
Ace, truely ace.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# this is superb
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's keep this all nice and PC
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:40, archived)
# If On A Winter's Night A Traveler
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:46, archived)
# Also:
why won't it cache? It downloads every time I refresh the page.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:47, archived)
# i cant ever see anything from http://homepage.ntlworld.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:59, archived)
# The post above this one
is 1512ร—564, if that helps to put the comments into some kind of perspective.
They're all biscuit posts. This one is a box that says "Mysterious Traveller Creams" and "Free peg offer" in the corner.
The huge on is a box that says "Unhappy Faces" on it, and has happy face biscuits with frowns.
The one above that is possibly some kind of biscuit or perhaps a very undernourished cake.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:04, archived)
# If you give me a couple of minutes I'll make a braille version of this post too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:04, archived)
# It's been nearly 3 hours
where's the fuckin' braille version eh?

i am Duncan out of Robin Hood and they took my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Pikey creams?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I wonder what it is that makes them so mysterious!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# They're made with 100% mysterious traveller's cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Devon knows how they make it so creamy!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:43, archived)
# One of these
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:40, archived)
# i like the pinstripes
it's like a blind is casting some shadow, but also not, at the same time.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:02, archived)
# Hahahaha just noticed your sig :)
:D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:07, archived)
# all time i fart on all of you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:31, archived)
[challenge entry] the compo would not be the same without him
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 26 May 2011, 6:40, archived)
# ha ha!
still smug even with tesco value type biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:28, archived)
# yeah
it kind of defeats the point of his smugness, i thought, but tesco also always adds a little something to it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Great work sir!
With hi-s-mug of coffee too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Nice...:)
If I was Mr Smug, thats what i'd look like. But with Aldi Digestives, Tesco's are 'orrible.
(beerMatt, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Sat 28 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
This, is fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 28 May 2011, 22:58, archived)

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