Needs more commentsthis made me do a man wee :D
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:25,
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Ah shite.....slept in! Ning All! *rushes around to get ready*
Oh shit, it's my b3taday! Help me celebrate by liking fleatoon on facebook or some shite? Or making me breakfast while I run around madly getting into work on time? I should really stop typing and rambling and just get on with it really. Fffffffuck...
oh. is there cake?
(Oh shit, it's my b3taday! Help me celebrate by liking fleatoon on facebook or some shite? Or making me breakfast while I run around madly getting into work on time? I should really stop typing and rambling and just get on with it really. Fffffffuck...
oh. is there cake?
dogbomb,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:09,
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CANDLES!* Liked you joke and you Arsebook page!
CAKE
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:10,
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YAY!FANKYOO!
Christ I've been here 9 years. You get less time for touching peoples pets inappropriately in the middle of night when they're in unsecured hutches. Not that I'd know. Now where the hell is my shirt?
(Christ I've been here 9 years. You get less time for touching peoples pets inappropriately in the middle of night when they're in unsecured hutches. Not that I'd know. Now where the hell is my shirt?
dogbomb,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:13,
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yay happy b3tadays :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:11,
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MORE CANDLES!This place is on Fire!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:14,
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YAYLETS EAT CAKE TOGETHER AND SMEAR IT ON OUR BODIES!
First I need to find my bloody keys...
(First I need to find my bloody keys...
dogbomb,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:15,
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Help yourselves to a Quality Street..
* It is real photo for candle Thursday right?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:18,
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Yay happy candleday everybody!Congrats on signing up for a website on a certain time :)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:20,
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I Know! Jeezus! Where have the years gone?I'm at work now, those of you keeping tabs.
( dogbomb,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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With sturdy east german engine mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:21,
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I own a car with a wankelThe "joke" never gets old with my friends. Sadly.
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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where is sandette when you need him?ah i see on the table with the paint shaker again
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:50,
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I got up a bit late today, so only managed to knock out a couple before the wife got up...Happy Birthday to a very talented VAG CREAM Lyndsey Marshal and todays birthday man in the shadows (MITS?), Stan Laurel.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:18,
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NING mediocre!NING B3TA!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:40,
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LOL MITS U COULD CALL IT MITTENS LOL
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:52,
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*shows Multipass*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:12,
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To soon man, to soon...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:19,
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its the girl with the magic bag
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:43,
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Hold on a second...did you draw that yourself????
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:53,
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shit man, haven't you ever noticed?'Tahkcalb' is just 'clipart guide' backwards
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:55,
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EVERY PIXEL IS ITS OWN LAYER, EVERY LAYER HAS A MASK
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:15,
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I've seriously misjudged this piece of work.I see now that it's complicated, therefore it's good.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:16,
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I am thankful for the cleansing touch of fire
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:03,
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The Witchfinder General approves this message.Probably. He's been going straight to voicemail for ages now.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:05,
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They're burning them in my downtown right now.RPWETM
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:08,
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gon mak u swet Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:14,
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Sweet sweet witchy drippings. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:16,
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There are other stars out there too.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:30,
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[look at my egg] Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 5:23,
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STUPID MAN, GET OFF THAT EGG!YOU ARE NOT A BIRD!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 5:53,
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She's one of those bag-jugglers.I've read about them.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:54,
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WOULD YOU JUGGLE MY BAG, MOFAHA? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:04,
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COULD YOU STOP ME IF I WANTED TO? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:28,
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NOT WITH THIS HARNESS ON, NO Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:33,
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It begins in the early industrial age, where the bare-footed sellers of matches used to keep themselves warm by burning tiny bits of their bodies a bit at a time.As industrialisation progressed, chestnut sellers, unshod but with access to better technology, invented tap-dancing and, of course, bag-juggling.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:04,
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too many things to buy, she is just spinning in circlesA DAMNING INDICTMENT OF LATE MODERN CAPITALIST CONSUMERISM
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:01,
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lol the crease in her pants looks like a big noony mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:02,
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oh don't get me started on that outfit, what the fuck is up with those buttons Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:04,
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No no, those are anchor points for motion capture cameras.It's for a game about a bag-juggling noony.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:15,
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noony?is that like a dog penis?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:16,
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I is puttin on mi lipsticks mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:25,
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as well as a daming indicment of my artistic skillz PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:02,
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DID A RAINBOW SICKALL IN THE SKY
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:22,
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NOW BETTER KNOWN AS THE FAMOUS RAINBOW ROAD OFF MARIO KART Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:32,
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But with some bits of sick on it. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:34,
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especially if you're in the lead on the final lap
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:38,
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STUFF YOU FUCKING BUY FUCKING NOW Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:08,
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DONT BURN HIM OUT MAN HES SELLING AS MUCH AS HE CAN AND HAS BEEN DOING SO FOR SEVERAL YEARS Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:50,
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needs more rainbow.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:27,
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gay is the new black Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:30,
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oh!...then what's the new gay?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:32,
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A website about gay issues.(
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:36,
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"Getting involved in online activism gave Erica Stratton the vocabulary to explore gender in ways she never had before, but three years later she's still not sure what to call herself."
How about 'Erica'?
(How about 'Erica'?
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:05,
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on-line activism? is that for a new generation of right-on little shits too lazy or scared to get out on the streets and take a beating? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:14,
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yeah support the cause by clicking "I like this" and forwarding, that'll show the oppressive oligarchy a thing or two Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:17,
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I MIGHT EVEN MAKE MY SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILE PICTURE INTO A BLACK SQUARE! BOFFO! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:19,
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you dont get it!They're out there alright fighting a war!
...A war of ideas
(...A war of ideas
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:18,
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Notions, surely!?!?And I do mean like shampoos and scents what they've purchased to be unique.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:22,
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as of March this year only an estimated 30.2% of the world's population have Internet accessI still maintain the only way to effect change is to FUCK SHIT UP
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:32,
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A Nuclear war!at the GayBar! GayBar! GayBar!
(
RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:51,
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YES! Gay Black Rainbow Pizza
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:45,
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yummy 'BITS-O-SICK'the tasty treat
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:53,
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Microwaveable! Stain resistant! May contain vomit. Processed in a facility which also processes crotch-lettuce.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:55,
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all while canned stew has been sitting in my belly for the last 15 minutes (srsly)by the way, what would 15 minutes be in Metric?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:57,
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ahhh, not to be confused with Canada's 'Imperial Fuckload' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:19,
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We all learned about those in schoolwell, those of us who aren't self-smarted!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:57,
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ahhhahhah I do love that show, but then I also love getting drunk and fuckin stonedand kitties, I also love kitties
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 5:16,
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There are very few even vaguely convincing arguments for the existence of a godbut you've managed to name two of them right there.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 5:36,
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0.0104166666666667 (approx.) Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:38,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The B3ta Advertising Agency"){kind=small}
It's only ketchupDon't let my super-realistic master photoshop skills give you nightmares. I should get a how-to book.
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:49,
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what happened here then?It looks like some bloke tried to join in their dancing but wasn't wearing the right kit so they kicked the shit out of him.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:56,
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where is the guy with the horse head? or is that bit only for seasonal rape ceremonies Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:27,
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okay I did a bit more reading and the hobby horse comes from an entirely different Celtic traditionapparently the morris dance is an indigenised remnant of a sword dance, incorporated in various European festivals celebrating the expulsion of the Moors from Spain
so yes, it should be done in blackface
(so yes, it should be done in blackface
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:42,
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You asked for this article I wrote several years ago. (WORDS, yeah! Remember the little 'hide' button that allows you to tuck away individual posts you don't wanna look at)It is a truth universally acknowledged that women don't do Morris dancing.
It's practised exclusively by real ale-fuelled middle-aged men in country villages.
Wrong!
Wotchmehead of E17, Wonderland's only female Morris dancing side, have been 'shooing the chickens' up and down the country for 25 years.
The Cotswold tradition of Morris Dancing, one of the art's less violent forms and the one practised by Wotchmehead, is danced with sticks and hankies and is the closest we have to a 'local' style of Morris.
Fikbat Grunbut and Arf Davey from Crap Heath came to talk to the paper about the tradition.
Keen to dispel a few Morris myths and reveal some of the history of the dance, Arf said: "There have always been female Morris dancers. It's a Victorian myth that it's just for men.
"Morris dancing became centred on pubs by the 19th century, so practicalities excluded women at the time. You wouldn't have found 'respectable' women in pubs."
The first reliable records of Morris in England come from the reign of Henry VIII, where it was a courtly dance.
The elaborate style filtered down to agricultural communities over the 15th and 16th centuries, becoming a parody of its former courtliness and developing into a number of distinct local traditions.
Shakespeare makes several references to the dance in the past tense - 'the ancient custom of the Morris'.
It appears to have been considered a tad old-fashioned in his day, but that didn't stop him using it as a publicity stunt. Will Kemp, a member of his company, danced the Morris from London to Norwich in just nine days.
The feat became known as the 'nine days wonder'.
After the Civil War, the Morris' reputation for high-spirited, window-smashing, binge-drinking antisocial behaviour led to Oliver Cromwell handing out the 17th century equivalent of ASBOs and banning it.
With the restoration of the monarchy, though, Morris came back with a vengeance, with Charles II literally ordering his subjects to dance and put up maypoles.
The tradition declined with the Industrial Revolution as so many rural people flocked to the growing cities.
The First World War took a further toll on the Morris, with many returning veterans not having the heart to re-establish their sides when so many members had never come back.
The Folk Revival of the 60s and 70s saw a Morris renaissance, with most of today's sides forming around that time - including Wotchmehead.
Fikbat Grunbut was inspired to take up Morris at the Sidmouth Folk Festival. Her husband Kaff joined the Jolly Men's Morris, which has its roots in Jolly Street.
Before long she discovered the five-year-old Wotchmehead and picked up the hanky, the stick and the melodeon.
Now a Forewoman of the side, Fikbat is an evangelical teacher of the Morris, visiting schools and passing the tradition on to delighted kids in baseball caps.
"I'm on a bit of a mission to teach the world to Morris dance," she says. "Anyone can learn it - it's not exactly Swan Lake.
"We've a very healthy membership, about 25 people, but we're always encouraging people to join.
"I've just had a lady join my Alderaan class in her eighties! It's much better then line dancing."
Arf concurs: "It's good fun, and a great way to exercise. And it's a very social thing.
"People join the side for the dancing, but we've become a massive group of friends. Even if you've got two left feet, we can show you how to do it."
Wotchmehead celebrate their 25th 'dancing out' season tomorrow (Saturday) evening with a ceilidh at the Mos Eisley Cantina, accompanied by popular young ceilidh band Fukxery. All are welcome. Tickets are available on the door, at ยฃ6.
(It's practised exclusively by real ale-fuelled middle-aged men in country villages.
Wrong!
Wotchmehead of E17, Wonderland's only female Morris dancing side, have been 'shooing the chickens' up and down the country for 25 years.
The Cotswold tradition of Morris Dancing, one of the art's less violent forms and the one practised by Wotchmehead, is danced with sticks and hankies and is the closest we have to a 'local' style of Morris.
Fikbat Grunbut and Arf Davey from Crap Heath came to talk to the paper about the tradition.
Keen to dispel a few Morris myths and reveal some of the history of the dance, Arf said: "There have always been female Morris dancers. It's a Victorian myth that it's just for men.
"Morris dancing became centred on pubs by the 19th century, so practicalities excluded women at the time. You wouldn't have found 'respectable' women in pubs."
The first reliable records of Morris in England come from the reign of Henry VIII, where it was a courtly dance.
The elaborate style filtered down to agricultural communities over the 15th and 16th centuries, becoming a parody of its former courtliness and developing into a number of distinct local traditions.
Shakespeare makes several references to the dance in the past tense - 'the ancient custom of the Morris'.
It appears to have been considered a tad old-fashioned in his day, but that didn't stop him using it as a publicity stunt. Will Kemp, a member of his company, danced the Morris from London to Norwich in just nine days.
The feat became known as the 'nine days wonder'.
After the Civil War, the Morris' reputation for high-spirited, window-smashing, binge-drinking antisocial behaviour led to Oliver Cromwell handing out the 17th century equivalent of ASBOs and banning it.
With the restoration of the monarchy, though, Morris came back with a vengeance, with Charles II literally ordering his subjects to dance and put up maypoles.
The tradition declined with the Industrial Revolution as so many rural people flocked to the growing cities.
The First World War took a further toll on the Morris, with many returning veterans not having the heart to re-establish their sides when so many members had never come back.
The Folk Revival of the 60s and 70s saw a Morris renaissance, with most of today's sides forming around that time - including Wotchmehead.
Fikbat Grunbut was inspired to take up Morris at the Sidmouth Folk Festival. Her husband Kaff joined the Jolly Men's Morris, which has its roots in Jolly Street.
Before long she discovered the five-year-old Wotchmehead and picked up the hanky, the stick and the melodeon.
Now a Forewoman of the side, Fikbat is an evangelical teacher of the Morris, visiting schools and passing the tradition on to delighted kids in baseball caps.
"I'm on a bit of a mission to teach the world to Morris dance," she says. "Anyone can learn it - it's not exactly Swan Lake.
"We've a very healthy membership, about 25 people, but we're always encouraging people to join.
"I've just had a lady join my Alderaan class in her eighties! It's much better then line dancing."
Arf concurs: "It's good fun, and a great way to exercise. And it's a very social thing.
"People join the side for the dancing, but we've become a massive group of friends. Even if you've got two left feet, we can show you how to do it."
Wotchmehead celebrate their 25th 'dancing out' season tomorrow (Saturday) evening with a ceilidh at the Mos Eisley Cantina, accompanied by popular young ceilidh band Fukxery. All are welcome. Tickets are available on the door, at ยฃ6.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:03,
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and if anyone can suggest a host for .txt files, please do, cos I really don't want to leave a fucking screenful up there. b3tards sez no. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:12,
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try a <small> tag thenand that's not an article, that's an ad
: D
(: D
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:16,
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Ta for that reminder.In the trade, it's an ents nib fluffed up into a feature. (The original had action photos and everything)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:22,
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oooh you big fluffer you Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:23,
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quite so, the time of Henry VIIIso it was imported from the Spanish Maresco, after 1492, less than a hundred years before Shakespeare and Fletcher.
morrisdancing.wikia.com/wiki/Shakespeare_and_morris_dancing
(morrisdancing.wikia.com/wiki/Shakespeare_and_morris_dancing
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:15,
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My editor chopped the whole Moorish section. :(A shame, cos it was rather moreish.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:20,
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can't get enough can't get enough NO Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:24,
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Some pics what I done took.(beware, links to rather large images)
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:47,
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Now that is nice if I do say so myself.Whereabouts is this?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:49,
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thanksThorpe Cloud in Dovedale, Derbyshire, you can see the stepping stones in one.
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:51,
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i noticed how the pictures are of the same mountain from different angles and have tried looking rapidly from one to the other to see if this creates a 3d effect.Interestingly it doesn't.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:53,
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I have no problem doing it
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:57,
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I'm a hammerhead shark.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:57,
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You want me to come round to your house and do shark stuff to you?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:05,
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that's bad-ass, I wanna see PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:08,
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Nothing so drastic! I live 70+ miles from the coast, so that'd be awful for your health.A mere self-portrait would suffice.
And would probably attract a ripple of applause, too.
(And would probably attract a ripple of applause, too.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:10,
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Hmm. That would mean finding and installing android paint software and then drawing a picture of myself and uploading it. That's gonna be pretty fucking hard to do with my shark flippers. Can't I just bite a hole in a boat or something?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:18,
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Sure. But I'm afraid I possess no boats.So any boat'll do.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:30,
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hey look everyone, I know how to click a fucking button, and connect a USB cable to my laptopHA HA HA! I don't mean it, I just thought it sounded funny in my mind's voice.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:55,
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:P nothing here really riles me. Even frog and monkey porn PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:04,
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*searches archives for frog and monkey porn* real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:48,
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*scrolls down*b3ta.com/board/10450705
*gets more tissues*
(*gets more tissues*
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:13,
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I'm struggling to get the hang of this new android tablet.I tried to click 'I like this' but instead it's put the hedgehog from hell on ignore.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:04,
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I would like to have a tablet. The comapny is letting me use an iphone, which I really enjoy, but now I want something with a bigger screenalso: (you can always un-ignore them later if you like)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:08,
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I bought an asus transformer, mainly because of the name. The OS is more than a little buggy.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:10,
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THIS MACHINE WILL TRANSFORM YOUR ASUS Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:43,
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Dude you know what would be like, TOTALLY radis if you posted it again while it's still on the board
AH FUCK SO RAD IT MAKES MY NECKBEARD ITCH
(AH FUCK SO RAD IT MAKES MY NECKBEARD ITCH
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:27,
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Yes, I shall be posting a spell checked version later this evening, if only to piss off the internerd pedant 'tards.
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:51,
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Bah!I say, old chap, these "What The Butler Saw" machines were better in the original format, what? *fumes*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:18,
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I tried making a zoetrope in LEGO once. You find out that building them out of cast-iron was not an
affectation or a limitation of available building materials fast.
(affectation or a limitation of available building materials fast.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:24,
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True, it was an urgent necessity. Those fellas needed some wrist action as swiftly and efficiently as humanity could contrive.You, more than any of us, have seen the postcards and know this to be the case.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:30,
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Looping with a flipped to pair the waves could make it a bit better, but meh.Who looks that low on it anyway?
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:42,
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I'm always pissed off that they cut off the feet PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:49,
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100%fact minus 10% for the feet
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:29,
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wow, I do have a dancing gif (was looking for 'feet')
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:14,
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Lovely stuff.
(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician.,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:50,
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we used to call it 'frogmortoning' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:51,
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i dont mean 'me' 'we' of course... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:52,
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b3tasoft fuck-up(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:29,
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I was more insulted at how rubbish the shop job was.They didn't even bother to change his hand.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:36,
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I just assumed he'd punched a black man.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:53,
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Doh. Too late for last weeks compo by minutes.
I F Hobo then {steal bindle},
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:08,
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just 1..1..1..1..[syntax error] more thing
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:43,
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I have the concept down...
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:52,
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Argh the mouth the mouth the mouth the mouth mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:27,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: B3TADVERTISING
Imagine that B3ta is an Advertising Agency. Then imagine that you work there, and produce the ads you'd make for existing or imaginary products and services. Challenge suggested by Holly Would.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:56,
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Genuine LOLs.I would buy the shit out of this plate.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:20,
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I there a chamberpot model of that series?And a cup, just the one is needed.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:21,
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Letter Man scratches flanksThen lactates forcefully from monobreast
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:09,
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am i the only here who remembers that little black squiggly bastard thing from vision on?
but with less jizz
(but with less jizz
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:25,
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Here, Imagination Is Not An Option
; 
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:02,
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Isn't this near Speke Airport?On the 86 route to South Parkway?
I refuse to call it John Lennon airport. "Above us only sky." There better be at least one plane, son...
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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I refuse to call it John Lennon airport. "Above us only sky." There better be at least one plane, son...
ooh, this chall3nge could be good.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:32,
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Won't compo this as mine was just a reply to yours. [revised]
And a click.
edit:CompodByReq
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:38,
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compo yours please
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:43,
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Someone bought me one of the chopper things.
I can't work it, does that make me special?
I need more Barry Scott, maybe.
(I can't work it, does that make me special?
I need more Barry Scott, maybe.
Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good,
Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:21,
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Off topic, but best I asked: It's been ages since I was here and so is it a faux pas to post a panorama(thumbnailed link)?
(,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:47,
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It puts the lotion in the butter dish. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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it rubs the butter on its skin, or else it gets the masher again......
(,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:54,
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she only wants to get him undressed!
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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Scrubber.(on the handle, round the back. Dead rough.)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:14,
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Common 'tatershave described this as a half-baked attack, but a close shave for the victim.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:01,
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ive loaded it into photoshopand tried to animate it. but every time i use the magic wand tool and want to cut it out it removes the metal part of the peeler. no idea whats up with that. i even loaded it into a new image so it won't be a jpg. no fucking clue whats up with that shit :C
(,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:07,
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Turn 'contiguous' on via bar or tool prefs. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:11,
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That'll just change which white it removes, rather than stopping it removing the grey.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:12,
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I have the image in shop, and tried it.It'll do it for him.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:14,
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It's the tolerance levels.Contigiggyous just means it either selects just the patch of colour you click on, or all of that colour within the image.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:15,
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No Mucontiguous means "sharing a common border, or touching".
What you're talking about is achieved by using Select -> Color Range.
Oh dear.
(What you're talking about is achieved by using Select -> Color Range.
Oh dear.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:19,
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Yeah, so it either repects borders, or doesn't.And the tolerance level is in the tool options on screen when you select the magic wand. I've had a quick play and he needs a tolerance of less than 50.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:23,
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I can't believe you're making this about racism. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:25,
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So actually, he was being TOO tolerant. I apologise for calling him racist, the filthy liberal.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:27,
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You could always do what I do, and make a slightly crappy picture. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:25,
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"Jokes are more important than technique"
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:05,
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Thank you. That's a small crumb of comfort.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:12,
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yeh i turned contiguous on and off. that was my first guess as well. also i thought maybe it has something to do with the different channels but there is one RGB channel in this and I say gray is part of the RGB channel. i really have no idea and i actually know photoshop. ill just hit the sack. night b3ta
(,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:16,
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Or he could try asking someone whose abilites go beyond remembering the color sequence of rainbowsand practicing unspeakable cruelty on dinosaurs.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:21,
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Hey hey hey, I just record the shit they get up to.They're quite capable of being cruel to themselves.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:24,
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LOOK OUT PEOPLEDINO-SNUFF DUDE IS HERE AND HE'S TRYING TO JUSTIFY HIS SICK OBSESSION
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:26,
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Haha, they look like they're squaring up for a fight over a bagful of morphine. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:32,
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If you double click in the name area (but not on the name) next to the thumbnail of the image in the Layer Paletteyou can bring up the Layer Style dialogue box up where it says "Blend If: [gray]" where it says "This Layer" sliding the white arrows to the left will remove the white pixels (you can split the arrows by pressing Alt while sliding them this will vary the tolerance of the amount of white pixels you remove.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:42,
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Hush now it's not difficult ;)but yes what you say is true
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:50,
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*checks profile*I'm not sure if they screen the Carry On films in The Netherlands, but it's from 'Carry On Screaming', arguably the best of the bunch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jPn4g-eR48
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jPn4g-eR48
Captain Howdy,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:20,
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Never seen any of itBut I'll put it on my To Watch list, which is getting very long. Then again, got all the time in the world now. Oh, unemployment.. *heavy sigh*
I'll see if my uni library has it ;) cheers!
(,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:30,
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I'll see if my uni library has it ;) cheers!
I do wish Junior would use the door
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:00,
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I just knocked this one out for...(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:28,
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*afraid to click* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:46,
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he does have a certain appeal PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:47,
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I never understood why people got so enthusiastic about this scene
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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I feel a bit of a thicko as I'm rissing
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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ah indeed I am thickyours has a solid bar
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:50,
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Herman, the limit is 400k for animationsCan you try and get it below that? Ta.
I really normally wouldn't give a shit but the sheer shitstorm volume of reposted gifs you post every day really adds up for those on capped internet.
(I really normally wouldn't give a shit but the sheer shitstorm volume of reposted gifs you post every day really adds up for those on capped internet.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:10,
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