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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# *sicks in mouth a little*
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# It's like our own little gayshift right in the middle of the day
Do you realize you can put these all in one thread?
It would be nice since it would keep from pushing other people's work off the board.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# ^ what she so eloquently said
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
# aww :)
let's get married
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I'll order the Pomagne pronto!
:-)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# yay!
I already have my honeymoon attire picked out.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Phwoar!
*rubs thighs*
*reconsiders*
*rubs own thighs*
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Is that Eddie Large?
*shudders*
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I don't think he cares, Pedro.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent noob gif, Drim.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Cheers, have I broken everyone's 33.3 modems yet?
Edit: I still like your Dead Rising one :D
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I have sorcery-empowered broadband, so such things never occur.
(Apologies if my smugness has offended any still on 33.3k)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# must be a Lexus
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
#
OK thanks, am new to this
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The Curies
Figured i'd show this, as its pretty damn manly.

Its an old model from 2004 that i never finished. Its Marie Curie riding on the back of Pierre Curie, who has become monstrous due to radiation.
And yes, it is a bit low poly, it is for a game.

Cluck for bugger


Click for bigger (49 kb)

(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# 32k?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# 15,574 triangles
I never finished it anyway, so i could have optimised it more. It would have been for an imaginary PS2 era game, so thats all redundant now we have super powerful xboxes and such.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
super powerful crashy xboxes
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# *is on third*
:(
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# after two, we moved to a PS3
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I was tempted, but apparently they're not go wrong-proof either, and that whole PSN thing a month or two ago put me off.
I got one of the new slim Xboxes which supposedly is less likely to go wrong *crosses fingers*
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# That looks like a fun game
Marie's got a fine set of gams on her, too.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Pierre Curie has been causing me no end of trouble lately.
However, I shall now neglect to take it up with him. That and his being dead.

χ = C/(T-θ)

Guess what the 'C' stands for.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# cunt?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:26, archived)
# That's right - it's the Cunt-Weiss equation.
the Weiss constant gives you an indication of the interaction strength, while the Cunt constant tells you how hard it's going to be to get it published. The further the Cunt constant is from the ideal value, the harder you have to bullshit to make it acceptable.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:30, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Shitty fucking magnets, that is.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
# and the more it feels like your Cunt is in a Weiss
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# reminds me of the pair from mad max beyond thunder dome where the midget rode the shoulders of the muscle bound giant
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Helluva upper body workout.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Nice, Was it inspired by the Simpsons?
Couldn't find the English original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVpQwpOSbYs
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeehah! It's Sean Connery riding a tiger into a swimming pool full of beer!


Click for manlier (225 kb)


Smoking a cigar and firing a gun!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# nice!
How did you knock this one up? Stock objects, or made from scratch (unlikely)?

*click*
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Mostly stock objects
but I did lots of shader work. The beer took ages.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Vnice have a
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# dammit, woman - off!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Pah, Sean Connery's just a gay George Lazenby ;)
Nicely done.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# MEH! and George Lazenby is a just a gay Jack Palance
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah? Well Jack Palance is just a straight Rock Hudson.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] None of those guys would beat a panda to death with a big hammer in a swimming pool full of beer watched by some lovely girls


Ah well... compo'd
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! Its like those NMA taiwanese news animations, but better!

Compo it, by the way...
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
Fuck! Yes!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Actually,
COMPO THIS NOW!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Gets my vote.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# its a pity the y fronts let him down
but that girl in the blue ? would
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# this should win!
I can think of nothing manlier
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# akshally...


I promise I will never post this again
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Shopped pics only
ktnx
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# This wins everything :D
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Forget the panda...get busy!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Yesh!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Shirley that's
Windsor Davies
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# I can see his wang
On his arm.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] A Divine man
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
# de ja vu?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Stop it now.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# well, drawing a cock on something is one way to get extra mileage out of your 'shop.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# CDC Time!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# no magenta either
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# de ja vu?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# well, adding caps and moustaches on something is one way to get extra mileage out of your 'shop.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# i put him up to the '10,000 posts in 10 hours' challenge
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Dad?!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# This was probably funnier in my head when I'd just woken up.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Just saw that quote on the BBC.
And: arf!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Quote? Ah bollocks is this old?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Ah, I meant your sig.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Gotcha! :) It seemed like a decent one at the time, perhaps a little too topical now.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# That's what B3ta is for.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I like this so I clicked it..
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# heheh
ace
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# you never get an accurate pantone match useing one of those.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I pity the fool that votes against Obama
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# shopped only pls FAQ----->
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Surely more entertaining than dancing dogs
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)
# A friend of mine got to the semi-finals on the last series.
(or current, I don't keep track).

I was impressed by his ability to not punch Michael Macintyre.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# my brother was on the same series as susan boyle
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
#
He appeared "as Susan Boyle".. was he a look a like ? Or a Susan Boyle Impersonator ?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# wow, ha ha ha!
earfuck
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Britain's got seams
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Seams, you say?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# epic
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# S.E.A.M.S.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Long lost relatives will be coming out of the woodwork...
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Clearly
They are from the planet Thyroid.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:07, archived)
# good luck to them both
but it would be interesting to see them in a year's time and see whether they are fatter or thinner
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Apparently both have quite serious medical illnesses
She had to give up work, as did he to care for her then he got sick. Interesting to see what Private Health Care can do for them now then. :-)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha! :-)
Actually, my mum had a very similar treatment for a face cancer - she got injected with "something" that made her very light-sensitive and they burned it off (successfully) with a frickin' la-zer.

Hmmm... wonder if the "something" was vampire blood. She did develop a taste for steak tartare for a while after the treatment...
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:53, archived)
# would, haha
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
# haha
THUMBY MUMMY!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:28, archived)
#
Needs more Harold Bishop
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Silly sods
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:33, archived)
# great minds think alike :)


(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:39, archived)
# what she said^
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Also we didn't do nothing and if we did we didn't know about it and it weren't us it were someone else guvnor
so why are we apologising?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# What is he apologising for?
Either he's saying he's sorry for presiding over this or apologising for having no fucking clue what his papers have been up to.
Either way, he's a cockwallet.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:20, archived)
# With that gap between the headline and the body
He was asking for it.
(My attempt b3ta.com/board/10479409)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I admit to missing this, last night.
Rectified and clicked.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Ning (again) b3ta...
A couple of birthday requests yesterday...
Kitty Fantastico requested Phoebe Cates, seconded by RedHouse and this was backed up by emvee. (I have to say, she is very nice).

RedHouse then asked for VAG CREAM: Faye Grant from the original Visitors series.



* RedHouse did ask for Phoebe to be in "the iconic red bikini", so I am researching that now...
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 7:40, archived)
# (try safe search off. Oh my.)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Back in a sec...
*fwaps*

Sorry, back now :)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:31, archived)
#
I am doing that Now...
Edit: Done!

(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Very nice!
As ever. :)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:07, archived)
# I made it very Vectored so I didn't get caught by the Porn Police.
Porn Police Web Sheriff
Web Sheriff NSWF wankers guys!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Well, research is practically science
*googles*

EDIT *ogles*

For tomorrow there's Cagney, Sutherland sr and Hasselhoff for an all too manly compo entry.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Ah, "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"..
.. what a flick.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
# This wins everything!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I like to race him to the end and I always win.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^ She is sooo hot!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Kevin Kline is one lucky fellow
For tomorrow, Heather Langenkamp
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Camo, gun, tech watch, vivyan. manly as fuck!

another lazy head swap fail, though.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:31, archived)
# :)
ning real...

IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!

(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:37, archived)
# WEEKEND, YAY!
IT'S TITURDAY
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:39, archived)
# weekend starts for on Thursday eve :D
Ning WB, btw. I had to shut b3ta down, as little boy was asking why
the lady's chest was bouncing up and down, with many frowns from the wife behind him
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 7:12, archived)
# that''s actually cool, because the stars make him look like a general or something
which was probably the inention of the pic
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:38, archived)
# why yes, that was exactly what i had in mind ;)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 7:11, archived)
# YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER BASTARD NEIL!
Also what kind of armour is that?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Tell me, Mrs Vyvyan, why did you give him a girl's name?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:19, archived)
# HAHA, WHAT A CUNT
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:25, archived)
# WHYIOUGHTTA!...
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:29, archived)
# "hello, you have been B&"
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:41, archived)
# AIDS
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:45, archived)
# super troopers?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:30, archived)
# yup
it said that on the pic but i cloned brushed it out
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:34, archived)
# *searches pic for cloning*
on the bush?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 8:51, archived)
# woof
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 3:49, archived)
# woof
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:12, archived)
# woof
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:15, archived)
# And an old pic I just found
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:15, archived)
# and
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:16, archived)
# nice christmas card
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:49, archived)
# that's lovely, i took a snap of a cave which isn't really a cave and did a lot of shit to it to make it look better, and as if it was in a desert. I'm out of my element with photography.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:43, archived)
# Yay!
I took lots of photos in a real desert, and none of them came out any good.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:44, archived)
# that's probably because they didn't contain any roadrunner and coyote
i was going to ad some eyes to some of the rocks to make it look like it was alive

CLICK FOR BIGGER
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:48, archived)
# Ah but
some of them did contain a roadrunner!
One of the places we visited, there were a bunch of prarie dogs living in holes in the ground. We watched them for a while and then a roadrunner ran past us and chased one of them.
Roadrunners are supposed to be pretty shy, and as far as I know they don't hunt prarie dogs. Maybe it was confused, I don't know. I do know that it wasn't very photogenic though, at least not for me.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:53, archived)
# i'm sorry to hear of your photography failing mo
next time get the finger out, and then post that shit.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Don't get on my case about it man
you need to talk to that fucking roadrunner.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:03, archived)
# *meep meep*
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:08, archived)
# ALSO:
Here is some ancient art made in a cave in the desert. It's one of my favourite things to look at, one day I'll travel to see it.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:48, archived)
# We have those in australia too
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:55, archived)
# Have you seen any rock paintings or petroglyphs yourself?
I think things like that are fucking awesome.
We once found some hidden away in a desert in Arizona. Most are protected now, or at least in national parks, but these were just there at the top of a rock mound we climbed in the open desert. Seriously gave me shivers finding them.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:02, archived)
# that is fucking sweet
it's the thought of knowing some dude stood there thousands of years ago, it's fucking insane.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:04, archived)
# A made a series of pictures using figures from petroglyphs a while back

(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:40, archived)
# BOOTYFUL
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 6:25, archived)
# that shit is awesome
you know, there's an ancient burial chambers about 5-7 miles from my house called 'the four knocks' and i still haven't been in it! you just have to get a key from the farmer who owns the land

it's got this thing going on inside t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfkXGAkx4uGPlUz6ajVPZgFS863hZE30XFWMkkXoGHVHbwHGYq8w

i was also present when they found one of them rocks with swirly carvings at my beach just a few yards from my house. i often wonder how much more of them are down there.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:55, archived)
# Fuck it Rory
get yourself down there. Petroglyphs are fantastic.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:57, archived)
# i've been in newgrange, that place is fucking awesome, and for the winter solstice you are lucky to get inside the chamber to watch it be lit up by the sun.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:58, archived)
# Yeah I saw a video of that.
I'd love to be there.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:13, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:52, archived)
# i can see this as one of them stompy heads you do
awesome
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:05, archived)
# I feel bad for him
because he can't reach the pedals.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:21, archived)
# this is a perfect example of how a 'ngngngn' should be done
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:57, archived)
# NEAT-O!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 5:30, archived)
# 'Ning
An Elvis impersonator holding a carrot.



Or perharps John Belushi :^P
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:24, archived)
# I love the idea of an Elvis impersonator holding John Belushi.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:26, archived)
# It could get ugly
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:32, archived)
# ][V][EGADET][-][ WOOS
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Terrified metal fan gets chased down the street by a gang of furious Elvis impersonators for lighting up a spliff at an Elvis convention in Vegas.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 4:49, archived)

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