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# New Movie Sequel announced: Phone Scanners

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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's what you wanted the splatter for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Well it came in handy for a suitable subject
she's definitely a red head now
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
# cranberry sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Sperlat!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# oooh oooh oooh
thats fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha!
soup herb
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# He used to give me roses...
I wish he could again;
But that was on the outside,
And things were different then.

We'd built our world together,
With a love so clear and strong;
But that was on the outside.
Where did i go wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I'm surprised I'd never heard of this series
considering that it ran in Canada under the title "Caged Women"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha,
featuring Theresa "Vinegar Tits" May.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Where she belongs
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# In the clink
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I wouldn't get the soap if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah it's probably tapped
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# "Where's the soap?"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Haha, mindpiss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# 'sup peeps and peepettes.

Are we all having a cool Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Smooth. Very smooth.
Right, I'm off to bed. Srs bisnis in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# That is amazingly cool!
But dressing cats up? Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# you appear to have a bit of updog on your chin


EDIT: It's cool inside at least. My son and his mom are going to see U2 in an outside venue this evening. They both are largely intolerant of the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
#
heat massive egos
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's one kool kat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# pffh..nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Lovely =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Very clever use of a painting that used to scare the crap out of me as a kid for some reason.
Thinking about what's happened though...

Does it not mean that now she has been arrested and is under caution, she will now be obliged to say NOTHING to the select comittee on Tuesday. Which smarts a tiny bit of someone finding a way of keeping the cats firmly in the bag, in a nice and legal fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Interesting point.
Mind you, is there some form of parliamentary priviledge for those summoned to speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# nah - not if it might prejudice a police investigation
(see Maxwell brothers).

Something is very fishy about this. Police chief is funded to go to a health spa and other connections are found. Police arrest rebekah(kahkahkah) so headlines are about her on Monday and not about the police corruption.

AND it means that she can't spill the beans in public in the committee meeting on Tuesday.

Perhaps it was done to ensure that James Murdoch hangs himself in the meeting but I think that was happening anyway.

/conspiracyblurg
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Heheh, lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Ophelia pain
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Release the hounds!

thanks to Scrambled Edd for the inspiration. :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# nicely done
i think you should thank scrambled edd though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# yups changed :D
I was looking though butters animations, got their names mixed up..doh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:26, archived)
# his hand gives me the utter fear
its like he's wearing the skin of someone else's hand
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# That^
Wouldn't surprise me frankly...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# NWOT and unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# campus?
PS - thread deleting cunt! I saw ye!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)
# spelt it wrong. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# For some reason I still think Butters had a lot more to do with this than Scrambled Edd did
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Oh fantastic :'D
Also, what the fuck is up with that hand? Some creepy shit right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)
# yea it was creeping me out :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Oh and also, not to nitpick but...
Mr Burn's hair is a sort of grey/blue colour. Still gets the message across and all that, just saying. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# not to nitpick, but you will anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Oh, and not to nitpick, but
Smithers is wearing a wedding ring?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)
# eeeeexcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Excellent!
/rubs hands together
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# haha that is so going to get liked *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Inspired =)
*click*
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha... perfect....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# "HELLO SMITHERS YOU'RE QUITE GOOD AT TURNING ME ON"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW6DTVK4aCk
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# "You should probably ignore that"
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I am weeping with joy at this.
*clicks harder than a click beetle avoiding a particularly nasty predator*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# shopped pic's only pls!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Haha, greatness
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Haha! Nice!
Clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ehhhxcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
#
lovely stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Literally just came here after seeing that to see if anyone else had
I love the description of the arresters as 'Hacking Police'...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Couldn't happen to a nicer harridan.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# haha
if...you did it, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] these two are real men lol


Click for bigger (31 kb)
(grotpig, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# team exmeme!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# if only
they was like this on tv i wud watch them think there names are matt and jeff chuckle like to see jeff do the chuckleton bomb
(grotpig, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Man and machine, power extreme
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Emo related finger loss it getting out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# that gave me a chuckle
or two anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)
# i knew the 'one in the stink' mentaility would lead to this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# another lazy sunday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Fantastic pic
Looks how I feel
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Very VERY nice work (gets a Sunday click from me)
Depressed cat is watching you hoover
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Thie is giving me teh fear
There's evil in them there eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Awe... give him two weeks and he'll be ripping that to peices.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Awe..... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Stares out
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# this is wonderful and captures sunday at it's best.
i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:19, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
# oh, ha ha haaaa!!
Genuine LOLs ®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Happy sunday :)
Took this as I emerged from under Buxon into the shopping centre car park


Full set
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ^ Would
Sorry, 'Ning'

EDIT: Those photos are great, did you actually climb into the tunnel thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:07, archived)
# yeah it was a mile walk under the town
I could hear the people in the shopping centre above me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:15, archived)
# If your car's in there you've got problems
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Hmmmm the water is a foot deep
I could ride a moped through...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Oh ok
So not a raging river of death then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# nope more a gentle stream
there were fishys, I hope they were fish

And spiders as big as my head
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Bird eaters?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I don't think so upt north of england
maybe they come out at night and snatch small dogs and cats
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Did you get any pictures of the spiders? I'd love to see them if you did...
If you go anywhere else with giant spiders I'd love to see some pictures...
As you know I'm petrified of the little buggers but still fasinated at the same time...
I was down on my friends boat a couple of nights ago and it got dark as we were still an hour away from his moaring, as it got dark his boat literaly turned into "planet LV-426"... they just seemed to melt out of the walls.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# no I didn't
I will next time I see some
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Thanks......
Send me a gaz link if you do so that I don't miss them....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# you can see one behind a stalactite in the pic below
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers/5939198357/in/photostream
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I saw a female Sydney Funnel-web a few months ago.
Nasty bastards, those. Three inches across and not a spindly beast, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I was glad I lived in England untill I just looked at the wiki page for the Sydney Funnel-web
Apparently they've been found in Gloucestershire in England.
Eeeeeks..!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# you really need to start hanging out with more church-going types
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Oh I could hide a body without it ever getting found ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# me too.
Society should thank my parents for bringing me up right. I have a strong criminal instinct, but never act on it (with the exception of stealing a pen off of someone's desk)

EDIT: I know, I know ...today pens, tomorrow armoured cars.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Believe me writing with an armoured car is not fun
and it makes an awful mess when you put it in your top pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)
# yeah, but pens can't hold much cash
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)
# You're like a ninja photographer
crawling around in the undergrowth, tunnels and bunkers I can imagine you popping up from a Vietnam Spider Hole snapping away :D

Nice photo lovely control over exposure would have been so easy to burn out the highlights.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# thank you
taking pics underground was quite a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# DSC01633 is my fav!
Nice pics, reminds me of "Beauty and the Beast", the tv series.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Great stuff....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Looks like it turning into 'Shocking Sunday'
Yesterday, macroscian suggested Cagney, Sutherland sr and Hasselhoff (for an all too manly compo entry) and then RedHouse followed this up with Heather Langenkamp.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry]


* The birthday girl in the shadows is Tiffany Taylor (NSFC)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 9:03, archived)
# excellent source choices
except I can't say I'm fond of fake breasts without nipples (or fake breasts with nipples, for that matter).
I saw the telephone pic but I thought the tub shot was more risqué.
I always think Sutherland in that pic is saying "I'm gonna get you, Butler!"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# 1. Thank you (I try)
2. Takes another look... O_O bugger me, no nipples!
3. Let me look into this...
4. or 'Pull my finger'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Yum! Always a good morning.
A nightmare on elm street, I'd nearly forgotten those films =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 Jul 2011, 9:50, archived)
# i remember looking at a gentlemans magazine when i was younger
and they had airbrushed out all of the ladies starfishes.

i think there was some sort of publishing rule (20 years ago) that showing clunge was alright, but puckered shitholes wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Just for you REdHouse
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# This reminded me of a joke from years ago...
It was a sketch called "On the lavatory with Frank Hovis"
He was sat on the toilet as usual telling his story which went like "I was in the bath last week ladies and gentlemen, and I found myself needing a shit, so I thought I'd just do it in the bath, well the toilet was at the side of the bath and all I'd have to do is pick it up and drop it in and finish my bath, well the problem was ladies and gentlemen, I'd forgotten that I had diarrhea.......
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Don't you remember the program absolutely.... it was great...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolutely_%28TV_series%29
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
# you mean this sketch?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuaORINp4e4

There's a DVD box set of all four seasons.
(I helped save b3ta! scruss, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I don't know.... I'm in the UK and am getting this mesage on the link...
This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Great stuff
but his loo is very nearly out of paper!
EDIT: Ah, I see, that was part of the running joke en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolutely_%28TV_series%29#Recurring_characters
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Better angle, and animated - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Can we have Burt Kwuok tomorrow?
And W G Grace?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I think tombstones should make a statement about the deceased.


Pic I made a while back...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:59, archived)
# what happens when you click on "Abort?"
oh--no mouse on gravestone--nvrmind

Actual cemetery name--I just added a few dead or dying inhabitants
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:22, archived)
# something about Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Memetery?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
# mine would be a big penis
because i am one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:23, archived)
# will that be granite, marble, or latex, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:29, archived)
# real flesh please
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:51, archived)
# those have a rather iffy shelf life
but if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:56, archived)
# this dead guy may live to regret that he died
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:18, archived)
# my grave is going to say DEAD in big letters
nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:22, archived)
# wouldn't that be overstating the obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:23, archived)
# a can of coke has COKE written on it
what's the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:25, archived)
# That's true
but in that case shouldn't it say GRAVESTONE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:28, archived)
# no
otherwise the coke can would say ALUMINIUM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:29, archived)
# no
otherwise the gravestone would say GRANITE or MARBLE

I take your point though. It should probably say GRAVE on the gravestone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:30, archived)
# I love over logical conversations...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# yeah I guess you're right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:04, archived)
# Diet Croak?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Ok so is that the worst joke you've ever made?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:32, archived)
# If this is a poll question
I vote "AYE"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:34, archived)
# Must be pretty close.
Pretty close indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:44, archived)
# You're dead right...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:13, archived)
# my kitchen
has tiles with pictures of kettles and loaves of bread.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:45, archived)
# lest you forget what the kitchen is for, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:31, archived)
# I might have a recipe put on mine.
Or maybe a page from a car manual. How to assemble a carburetor, something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:26, archived)
# sure--something useful, as well as memorable
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:28, archived)
# Yep. Highly detailed technical instructions on a headstone are pretty fucking cool.
The trouble is: after 200 years or so, the fine detail on a gravestone tends to get eroded to the point of illegibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:36, archived)
# not to mention the fact that by then the technology will be so outdated
as to serve only the prurient interests of historians
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Historians? Twats. There's only one thing worse than a historian, and that's a jour-
oh. ah. Erm, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:44, archived)
# somewhere in that rogue's gallery comes politi--
*bites tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:48, archived)
# or a penguin,
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:56, archived)
# design your own gravestone online
www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/

there may be better ones elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:03, archived)
# Thanks,
but I already have a gravestone for my profile - one I actually 'shopped in a past life (may be before your time)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:15, archived)
# so I see--
I was surprised to see so many "generators" online for creating fake receipts, prescriptions, church signs, etc. Sure, we can all shop those things, but some of these are quick, easy and quite realistic
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:21, archived)
# haha or a kittin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Bloody hell,
are you really that old, Mo? And why wouldn't Tribs let you have 69?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:05, archived)
# Tesco
buy one, get one free with coupon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:33, archived)
# i think you hurt his feelings
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# According to the engraving, he didn't die
he received a bye to the next round.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:39, archived)
# he might have clarified that with "goodbye"
but alas
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:41, archived)
# Got bored while looking at crystal structures,
so have some C10H2Cl5H2Li2P2S

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:57, archived)
#
*quietly cunts the greedy lettuce-munching bastad in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:08, archived)
# Ha!
I've just sent the crystallographic structure file of this to a colleague marked 'urgent'...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:16, archived)
# Aaaawwww... If you'd've marked it "unguent", then at least you could've sown the seeds of confusion.
But then, heeding the advice of drunk people on the internet is grossly unscientific.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Most of science is grossly unscientific.
It's all about the salesmanship these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:30, archived)
# Well, Colonel, I suggest you join me in cracking open a cold one.
(even though it's nearly 6am here and I really should know better by now)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Mid-afternoon here.
Which would normally be perfectly acceptable, but it might ruin the paper I'm writing: "...modelling the kagome lattice using the high-temperature series expansion we have devised, we find that you're all cuntsh. Faaahakin' cunsh, tha lot of ya."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:46, archived)
# Interesting hypothesis there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:53, archived)
# There's danger in letting the truth out to the field.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:56, archived)
# kagome lattice?
I think the sushi shop used some of that in my last maki roll
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:57, archived)
# You could have marked it "ungulate"
but then you'd have really been horsing around.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Next time photocopy your bum 200 times and mail it to them in an overnight bag
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Oldschool, man.
And I ain't paying postage on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:29, archived)
# Lovely, though I challenge you
to run ab initio calculations to support the stability of that bonding and conformation.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:37, archived)
# "Energetic material" springs to mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:46, archived)
# That many chlorines, I expect it's highly explosive
(and have you missed the oxygen for the face?)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Bugger. Yes.
Saying that, the material I should be looking at has a perchlorate right next to an alkyne. We were a little nervous about heating, but it's ok and doesn't spray half the office with copper oxide...
If it goes well, it'll be an Angewandte Chemie communication.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Huzzah! Top Journal!
I managed a Langmuir article many moons ago, but I'm a corporate slave now and haven't published in years.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:02, archived)
# We've got a spate of JACS and Angewandtes in the pipline.
We found a couple of room-temperature magnets using some devious synthesis, so with a spot of luck...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 6:58, archived)
# Haha!
does your caterpillar metamorphose into a tetranuclear butterfly?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Very much indeed:
Magnetostructural investigations into an S = 1/2 sheet and a tetranuclear butterfly cluster
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 8:54, archived)
# ROOAORGHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:46, archived)
# this is why I try not to sneeze
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:46, archived)
# hahaha
i love your dark twisted direction butters, keep it up all your stuff is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:49, archived)
# twisted?

I've just had too much coffee that's all. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Ohhhhh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:26, archived)
# Is it just me
Or has George Michael shrunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Hey, it's not George Michael that shrunk. It's just his detractors that got small.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:38, archived)
# He's not small, he's far away.
In other words, he's a farther figure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:49, archived)
# That may be the worst joke I've ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:54, archived)
# Quite possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:04, archived)
# The real pity is
that may not be the worst joke I've ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:19, archived)
# I'd go so far as to say that it probably wasn't the worst joke you've ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Well, it actually made me laugh in real life.
If that counts for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:20, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:46, archived)
# oh dear!
get some sleep :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)
# EDDIE MURPHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:36, archived)
# Fuck yeah
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Beautiful.
I was on Radio 5 just now, and managed to get the fuckers to play this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCr8V5wAroA

Dr When's soiree tonight/last night was fucking great. You - yes, you (ie all of you) - should've come along.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Well done, you!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 5:49, archived)
# I officially endorse this.
For no fee.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:23, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:27, archived)
# Yay....
Maybe I spend too much time on the internet when I can recognise that pudding and custard as a source I'v used myself.....!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Owing to some wisdom in nature, cojoined twins
are always same-sexed

I regret that I'll never see this couple on "Dancing With
The Stars"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:26, archived)
# They share the same cameltoes.
pass the mindbleach, please.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:33, archived)
# I considered the cameltoe
thought about a nutsack for him on the side, but figured it was too much trouble
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:36, archived)
# "SAAAAVE YOUR LOVE, MY DARLEEEEEENG, SAVE YOUR LOOOOOOOOVE"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:36, archived)
#
*with reluctance--saves*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 4:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)
# whats the KKK doing there?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 0:22, archived)
# This is fucking great, but I can't make head nor tail of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 2:31, archived)
# King Cyprus and his fellowship
of happy indian tents.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 3:09, archived)
# Ha ha, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 0:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 0:45, archived)
# How does it smell?
No wait....it has a nose. Where's its legs the poor bastard?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 1:14, archived)

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