One of the first things I look out for.
Hate to TJ, but does anybody know when a new batch of donation icons are released? Is there an announcement or something?
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:26,
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I did once know an ex-pig farmer
And he turned out to be a sex pest. So your advice is probably sound.
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:32,
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sex "pest" eh?
sounds less objectionable than a sex fiend. "oh, please lady, I'm begging for it"
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:44,
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Stop me while I'm browsing again and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Jacobs broadband.
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:32,
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LIKE BATTAH
Alan Ford is fucking ace. Search 'east end thug' on yoochoob and watch his bits in the Armando Ianucci shows
www.youtube.com/watch?v=smWfPhb-hZ8&playnext=1&list=PLE3865874CBC1D59F
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:48,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=smWfPhb-hZ8&playnext=1&list=PLE3865874CBC1D59F
Ashally my surname means Welsh Pigfarmer
I come from the best background me
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 4:38,
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my girlfriend's family own a pig farm
I went there, in the middle of rural Canada, in the dead of winter, surrounded by members of her family and no-one else
Brick Top's words came back to me, and I did start to wonder if I'd done anything to seriously piss her off...
...as it was, I got to ride on the tractor :)
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 9:40,
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Brick Top's words came back to me, and I did start to wonder if I'd done anything to seriously piss her off...
...as it was, I got to ride on the tractor :)
best I've come up with so far:
The cause of Winehouse's death is still unknown.. doctors have the tox screen, but they can't make head nor tail of it
also, WINEHOUSE DEAD: DOHERTY SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:21,
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also, WINEHOUSE DEAD: DOHERTY SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE
That kid on the left never fails to freak me out.
It's like The Shining all over again.
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:43,
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messing with a gravestone generator
at www.satisfaction.com/gravestone/
maybe an Amy Winehouse thing is in order
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:38,
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maybe an Amy Winehouse thing is in order
not sure who that is but
thought about finding "expressions" of her hubby (ex-or whatever)
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:41,
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FUCKing crummy imitation site for imitation gravestones. Or something.
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 2:45,
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I seem to spend way to much time underground alone
I don't think it's normal
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:52,
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there is a documentary
on a french graffiti artist who goes into the catacombs for hours on his own... absolutely mental.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:07,
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hahahaha I actually have a few pics like that from a couple of cave trips
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:24,
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Oh hole in the head I suspect foul play!
This is just right down my street very creepy although I have mild claustrophobia and a fear of heights so deep cave exporing is something I'd rather others did :D
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:33,
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Mayan sacrifice
It was at the AMT in Belize. This was probably sacrificed as it's head was swollen possibly from brain tumour or alike. It's about a 4 year old child. Boshed in the skull then carried a mile into the caves and left out for the gods
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:22,
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You lie that's a picture from day 5 of the Chilean Miners saga
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:25,
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You sure? I'd say day 7, you can tell because of the clear atmosphere of stoic resignedness that's built up.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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No, you're getting confused with the insidious scent of inevitable, yet reluctant homosexuality.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:36,
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i suppose bukakke over a murdered disfigured child is a bit gay
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:53,
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That's what all the gay men around here do. All the time.
Can be quite a nuisance when you're trying to walk the dog.
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:24,
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Sooner or later this will actually happen - odds on it will be on a Sunday too! ;)
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:17,
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You see, I actually like Paul P's picture.
While I have to refrain from posting on duts' because his pictures put me into a silent frothing nerd-rage.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:19,
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There seems to be a lot of hostility towards hdr photography
yes it can be overdone and cliche but if you have a look at Duts Flickr account he has a great set of very professional quality images.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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I sense you have a complete dislike for him
did he bully you at school or something?
"Right, Mu! I want yer dinner money and 3 seperate photos of you with your head down the toilet at 2stop intervals!"
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:36,
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"Right, Mu! I want yer dinner money and 3 seperate photos of you with your head down the toilet at 2stop intervals!"
You really do find the coolest places to explore.
There's supposedly a WW2 bunker (which I think might be flooded), and a Cold War bunker below my city, but how to get to them...
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:22,
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Manchester.
I think the only way to get in the WW2 bunker is using a canoe or raft. Not sure about the nuclear bunker though.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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the entrance to the bunker is via cathedral arches
the tunnels have an entrance just off Sackville street, you could always head to stockport and the Dodge hill shelters
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:31,
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I see I see.
I'll (try to) pay a visit next time I'm doing reportage. Cheers!
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:38,
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Thought I had logged onto '28 days later' by mistake there...
nice shots.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:29,
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Nah..
Too much resolution my friend - and not enough 40x25 pixels ~ or worrever frontpage imagery should display.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:57,
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whatever happened to that day of anarchy
when frontpage width limits were abandoned? It was worse than the holocaust. You are too young to remember it, thank baby jesus.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:59,
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Oh! I tell a lie -
in around 2007 I made frontpage with my 'Dogodile' creation! some chap hosted it for me at the time.
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 10:12,
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Hahahahahahaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahahahahahaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:11,
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1) actually, there's not that much circuitry behind a display
2) FUCK!!!
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:13,
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pffft
although I think it's more likely a sign of my impending breakdown predicted by the psychiatrist
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:30,
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I wish this had been posted in six or seven frames
so that I could click them all!
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:45,
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^ What they all said.
v them too... Except that one, he's a prick who doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:14,
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This is fucking wonderful,
and should receive the widest viewing possible. Ironically enough, that would involve narrowing the width to fit the front page...
yes, I know that I've misused the term 'ironically'
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:44,
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yes, I know that I've misused the term 'ironically'
Hahahaha
I lol'd, and woke the missus. she is displeased. I however, am in awe
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Mon 25 Jul 2011, 1:16,
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What a master of disguise
if you hadn't compo'd it, I'd never know he was an owl :~)
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:13,
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You squeeze a 'W' in there, and you got yourself a compo entry.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 20:43,
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Take one that never changes, add a pub and a precious stone. Bring them all up-to-date, and now you're on your own..
8D
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:07,
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do I win the trip to Turkey?
( shamefully, I had to 'google' that )
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:20,
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I love a cryptic challenge, but 3,2,1 regularly took the piss.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:30,
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This is exactly how the internet is made
...that and loosely rolled up balls or dryer link
EDIT:link lint
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 20:51,
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EDIT:
they tried to make me goto rehab i said no no oh alrite then n lived happily ever after
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 20:22,
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The mystery behind the smile: solved
Drugs, lots and lots of drugs :D
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:32,
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Doesn't that say it all?
People started sticking their tongues up her arse as soon as she died. It's what happens every time a celebrity died. Shit, there was even a small group for Jade Goody.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:26,
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Click for bigger (118 kb)
so yes I'm now officially a designer for audio visual media. time to put my movie into a SWF and upload it somewhere.
You surely had a strong CV, boasting such abilities as
- Leaning on things
- Being a meme
PS Well done :)
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:49,
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- Being a meme
PS Well done :)
oh the commission hated my movie given the fact it was the first animated short to be ever handed in but i scored 86% on my "practical part" which was lighting a scene, doing audio, setting up the camera and filming shit in under 15 minutes.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:34,
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"filming shit in under 15mins"?
That's a very fast scat movie.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:58,
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that
is a good question...and one I'm struggling to answer without sounding like a 5 year old
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:01,
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Here is a rather long winded essay on "Decay Porn"
that gets a bit in to why some photographers like this sort of thing www.guernicamag.com/features/2281/leary_1_15_11/
I don't agree, but at least some people have been thinking about it...
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:34,
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I don't agree, but at least some people have been thinking about it...
that looks interesting, will have a gleg when I'm less exhausted :)
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:42,
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Oooo moody.
That bit right of the fire place(?) looks like skulls n shit.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:01,
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haha yea...I don't want to look too closely....
I might not go down there again
ta :)
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:02,
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ta :)
I remember that basement.
Happy days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQE_loRK2Jw
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:14,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQE_loRK2Jw
Your basement has a window
not much of a basement, more of a room.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 20:26,
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Atmospheric!
A bit like the basement in Blair Witch. Abandoned Places imagery is a personal picture fetish of mine, and this coupled with that wonderful HDResque filter ticks all the boxes.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:06,
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It's 100% chicken-shopped
but just in case anyone nearsighted might squawk
NSFW I'll post it this way
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:41,
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NSFW I'll post it this way
so, dicks are wearing cockmasks?
generations of butchers and breeders kept this secret for hundreds and hundreds of years - finaly revealed!
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:48,
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all that is shopped is the head
nature did most of the nsfw shit here :p
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:51,
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Chicock!
TASTES LIKE DICK
It must be the prey of the reverse-furry
Click for bigger (53 kb)
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:49,
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It must be the prey of the reverse-furry
Click for bigger (53 kb)
that's exceptionally disturbing, because it looks so attractive til you actually focus on it.
then you go AAARGH, look away, and your brain then thinks it looks attractive again out of the corner of your eye.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:53,
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indeed
i just wished i spent more time on the tail - its a bit crap. I just couldnt stand to look at it any longer.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:55,
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that inverted fur-job has a deceitfully benign expression on her face
I wouldn't step any closer
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:54,
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I just realised...
This looks very much like something that would be in a book called Man After Man, which I read a while ago. Can't remember who wrote/illustrated it but it's some freaky, outlandish shit.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:59,
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needs to meet up with that self-pleasuring chicken from a while ago
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:54,
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If that arse on the right was a vagina..
..it'd just be one fucking thing after another.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:12,
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at first glance, this looked like you were doing that finger pop thing where people mimick the sound of a cork
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:27,
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hhhhmmmmm
not altogether unnattractive. I could learn to live with that look, if that's how people were made
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 19:17,
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Eek!
She reminds me of Janice from The Muppet band - 'Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem'
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 21:10,
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two wrongs
imjussayin
I just posted a wicked bad link also
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Fall_trailer
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:24,
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I just posted a wicked bad link also
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Fall_trailer
It's good yes, kind of like a Ghibli film made real, directed by Tarsem, who made The Cell, and the soon to be released Immortals.
Goode japes.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:31,
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Goode japes.
the cell, yes, that's what it reminded me of
i've yet to see it though
i don't watch movies until they hit tv
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:34,
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i don't watch movies until they hit tv
I think you'd like The Cell.
I once made a mooolti-mix, thusly, to give a wee tasty hogis;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Ldu-DpCX0
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:39,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Ldu-DpCX0
You know something interesting about owls
Most of their unique owly shape is just feathers. If you pluck them they look more like a vulture.*
*I don't speak from experience
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:15,
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*I don't speak from experience
lols
"The powerful and deadly legs are naked and goose-pimpled, except for the feet which are clad in fluffy white socks. This bird is a joke."
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:13,
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*Googles it*
Wow that is quite gross, and all it is is a bald owl.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:35,
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Yeah I tried googling it too
I love how the only suggestions are "plucked owl Greggs" and "plucked owl Nick Griffin"
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:41,
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I know it's pretty tasteless to make jokes about people who just passed away
but then I don't consider this shit to be funny so it's okay I guess
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 16:51,
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but then I don't consider this shit to be funny so it's okay I guess
They're not water clouds
They're smoke from the Club 27 bongs.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 16:56,
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that was kinda the idea
and i wanted to make her say "nice puffs" but i dont think they would have made any sense at all. i hoped having a picture of her smoking would at least give that impression.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 16:57,
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Nova Scotia would be better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbygmWKpP8 (sweary nsfw)
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:41,
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oh shit i just realized i forgot jim morrison
i should be ashamed given the fact i love the doors. also i wouldnt compare winehouse with cobain, morrison or hendrix. i dont even know how many albums she had- wondering if they will pay like mad now.
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:40,
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Also Brian Jones you divvy
;P
Also : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
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Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:10,
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Also : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
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