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[challenge entry] A cover version of the old Edwin Starr floor-filler
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I bet this goes viral in Norway or maybe not
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I love the comment "what an utter, utter, bell-end"
Sums Morrisey up so well.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Indeed, I know he's dedicated to his cause but
to compare the Norway Masacre with fucking KFC is really insenstive and plain stupid.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Weeellll, what do expect from somebody that hasn't really produced anything of any merit since 1987?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)
# a smaller belly
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
# If ever proof were needed that all vegetarians are utter pricks, here it is.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
# and if we needed proof that you are a prick, you just provided it.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Actually, I'm a vegetarian myself.
I was pretty much paraphrasing what I've been reading on Twitter for most of the day.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# OK. I'm not one to judge people by dietary beliefs,
perhaps I was guilty of a satire bypass.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Yeah, this wasn't demonstrated particularly well with what I said initially.
Probably due to lack of iron in my system or something. I haven't eaten meat since 2002.

I think this means I can say 'fuck Norway, I hope they all die immediately' without fear of retribution of any sort.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Freedom of speech must involve the freedom to be offended.
Try cabbage & broccoli. Or staples.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Agreed.
Are staples made of iron? I'm going to have to check the nutritional values on the next packet I buy.

Which I'm pretty sure will be never again in my life.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I have never bought staples. Not once. Or eaten them.
As a vegetarian since 1988 I'm well used to checking labels, not looked for ferric content yet.

I've just realised how old I am. Fuck.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Nor I.
I've been in Staples, if that counts.

It depends how old you were in 1988, obviously. I can't really compete with that. You have 14 years on me. I know. It's not a competition.

If we're talking percentages, I've been not giving a shit about Norwegian massacre victims for about 30% of my life. That makes me quite old as well. YOU DO THE MATH! Actually, don't. It was quite painful for me, so I'd avoid attempting it. And I think I got it wrong as well.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Sorry ;)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)
# THE IN SOUND FROM WAY OUT!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 2:43, archived)
# I'll play :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Johnny-Cab looks far too fitting here.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
# This good.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha,
although I did have to filename (it's on far too early for me.)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I'm loving this bandwagon
I'm going through and clicking on every picture
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:27, archived)
# one more
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Probably not worth its own thread.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# ...if I remember...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha brilliant!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hahah
still awaiting Jars, Lars, Pars (golfing), Tars. Brain died, maybe that's it
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)
# should have been the compo....
everything so far reminds me of Viz ads from ten years ago
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I jumped on the bandwagon WAY too late.


Also, sorry Jill Sandwich, my mistress :'(
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)
# I'm a bit late meself
story o' me life :D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Better late than never, and all that bollocks :D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Where is that red face actually from?
I wanna jump on the bandwagon too but I don't know where to get the source pic :(
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I used this one
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Ooo, Ta!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)
# One more for the lady and one more for the road !
PULL TWO !
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:10, archived)
# thirsty road
:D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)
# fine ol' Irish tune
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# You're only jealous.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# ronk!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# queue the brown dirt cowboy...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# He needs to get his ass to Mars!

And no, I'm not proud of this.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# You should be! :D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# hahah
self bummage
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# good lord
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# wahey!! :D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Hasn't still got post natal depression, has he?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# gud gawd!
no doubt which orifice that will emerge from ;p
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)
# this is
W-R-O-N-G :D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
# OH bloody hell
This is so wrong I'm adblocking it.

Please take that as a compliment.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# hahah--good!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i think it's time to log off

thanks to Taters for the face
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# what?
win...that's what
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# the mouth should have been as it is originally, since it's closer to that of the sharks
but i think taters provides far more comedic value
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# the balls have eyes
i really like this
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# hahahah ace!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# WE NEED A BIGGER CHOPPER!!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Ha ha, bloody hell.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha, fab!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Oh good lord
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# in case anyone remembers the pool i did last time for work



i cant work at work so i just farted this new version out of my ass at home where there is a way better environment and hardware
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)
# food
sausage nose and hotdog pool

now i'm hungry, nice pic.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Mashed potato clouds
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Much prefer the angle this time.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Northerners LOVE THE CAKE!

And yes I am aware that wales is not technically 'The South'
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)
# lovely
love the colours and everything. do you have more charts like this? also id love to try some fat rascal now even tough ive no clue what it is (like most of those cakes)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Do I have more charts?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Expensive Yorkshire tea and cake shop Bettys
do the most splendid Yorkshire Fat Rascal, it is similar to a scone, but with loads of extra candied peel and nuts.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Ooh, I've never tried one, will search them out!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
# splendid stuff
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Lardy?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# i really shouldn't
but if you insist, go on then just a slither
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Tart?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# you know that's not true
i only did it because you said you'd already been to the jewellers and bought a ring.


Doughnut!!!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Ha ha, beautiful. And factual. If I may dust off a vaguely related chestnut...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Tasty!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# CORRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Thats one for the info spank bank!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I fucking love that
And I tucking love you for doing that.

Can I rob borrow that please?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Of course.
Go nuts.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Is it the London Underground's birthday tomorrow?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# i've said it before
love it.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# *applause*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# clicks
how long did that take ????
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Far too long for something that, in places, doesn't really make sense.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I don't know what you mean?
*mustards up pancakes*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# They can be savoury!
Also, I'd eat mustard with anything. Other types of mustard, even.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Seconded, bloody love wholegrain mustard.
Even on pancakes!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# well it gets a woo on the circle line from me
edit this

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# This is madly gay and I love it
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Lovely
I did this version:
[edit]

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# fucking hell
that's dedication to a cause right there! amazing
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I think I finished it about 9 months after the compo ended :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Lol!
Fantasic though.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I bow down to the level of commitment demonstrated here.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:53, archived)
#
Fookin heck
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# We have scones oop North as well
it's just that we pronounce them proper
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Ah yes, I debated that. But they are associated with cornwall/devon primarily.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# very loverly
but no custard tarts? food of the gods
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Braw indeed, are they regional to anywhere?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)
# ah, good question
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Are they available as t-shirts?
They'd appeal to the same people who buy the "Keep Calm and Carry On" stuff.

Brazilian Hitler, the Bears Venn Diagram and several others would very much work IMHO.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# This is something I am looking into.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Have some abstract green pixel stuff
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Thanks I was wondering where I'd left that
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# it's upside down
or I am
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Maybe you're
both upside down
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# both lying on their side
that'd work
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Damnit,
I've never been any good at these magic eye pictures.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# it's a dolphin
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# You need to just concentrate more
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I don't get it. What have you dAAAAARRRGHH!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FIRE!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
# a little like Bangladesh from the air
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Looks like a flattened town.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# It's a schooner!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Why is it always graining in your images?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I managed to nab a cheap copy of illustrator and am faffing about a bit.
So I tried something relatively simple for a first proper project...


(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Nice!
Just putting together my DJ sets for a J-pop/anime/video game event I'm doing at the weekend in Manchester, and have just added a dubstep remix of the Lost Woods theme.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Good work. Keep it up.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I likes it......
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# very nice
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# very nice!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Swing when you're losing.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
# size 14 neck sounds great :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I'm depressed because I'm broke... so can't afford any rope....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Improvise!
Rip the copper wire out of your wall or something.

(Not suggesting you go do that by the way, dude. XD)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I sold all the copper wire to buy sleeping pills.... but didn't have enough to do the job properly.. ;-)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Instead you slept for 21 days flat? XD
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Hangman! Hangman! Hold it a little while..
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Does it have an E?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# That'll do, pig
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:52, archived)
# well piers thinks you're a big gay
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# That's why I love him so
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# hahah oh fuck I just spat a bit of muffin out
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# You know, if you really love Muffin, you'd swallow that.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I licked it straight off the keyboard
That's how much I love me muffin
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Bet your wife loves you....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I love piers with pies....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Wish granted.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahaha.... yay....!!
I love to eat them with pliers....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# The genie does not respond. What would you like to do?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# who ate em all....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# HEH HEH...read that as I love pliers
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
The Court Of The Crimson King.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:59, archived)
# 21ST century schizoid....erm.....thing!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Fuckin hell, hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# epiglottal clitoral uvulation syndrome
I'd know it anywhere
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha...are you a Doctor?
:D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I can his vulva
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
# f-f-f-f-f-f-....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Morgan?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# fuck--ninjad
glad i didnt take time to finish it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha, sorry
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Yayy, cheeky pea time.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# oh lawdy
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Fucking hell this is outrageous ;)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# FUCKING GREAT
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# piers is a cunt
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# hell yes
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Flash flash flash


FLASH FLASH FLASH



Edit: What the fuck happened?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# ah sorry
not what I had in mind, cheesr for the effort though :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# haha
i'm not sure what you did have in mind. something a lot less silly, probably.

This might be a bit nearer what you wanted.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# This looked way better when I was animating it
Stupid web browsers

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Shout up if you want it faster or slower or if you want tween adding or anuthing
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
# winnar!
thanks indeed

true to my word, what you fancy fella?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# bollocks
sorry mike never saw that down there! thanks for the effort fella
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# oooer missus
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# You're quick on the draw there pilgam....
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I spent most of the time trying to find my copy of GIFMovie that I had tucked somewhere unused on a hard drive
lols
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# fairs fair
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I only just came on for a quick look and saw it..
Wondered why there weren't ten versions there already so did it... but you beat me fare and square :-)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# just pasted
it into the blog but now its not flashing, wondering if it's a html thing?

EDIT: it's ok sussed it now
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)
# damn :(
i was too slow with a non-shit one

AT LEAST I HAD HORSE
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# You're slow on the draw there pilgram...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# oi
i posted the first one, i just happened to add in a bit of epilepsy-inducing colour inverses

i also posted the last one, where i just happened to add in SOME FUCKING HORSE. where's the fucking horse love here?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I lost as well there pilgram ;-)
I was slowest of all..!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)
# damn straight, pilgrim
saddle up and get out of dodge
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
# I was beat on the draw by M E there pilgram
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# yep I got a dilemma now
I like your flash rate better but Mike was there first and I only noticed him after

fuck it, I'll have to give you both something in that case

tell me what you both fancy having from here: (or you can wait until I compltete the Deri Air stuff)
Art blog
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# :(
I did a proper one too.

And some epilepsy.

And some epilepsy with horse.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# ok you three
(invisible, ME and Boris)
how about taking your pick from this lot:
clayed.blogspot.com/2011/07/fresh-batch-drying-out.html

if any of you fuckers are not based in the UK I want the postage though! ;)


the gif looks great on the site btw, cheers guys
deriair.blogspot.com/
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Don't worry about it :)
I just want some love for the horse.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ha ha
looks like I found the nicest chaps on b3ta. your 3 names are going in the special book though for special treatment at a future date. and the same goes for you as for ME and invisible, if ever you change your mind PM me. Good deeds need to go rewarded
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# If I change my mind I shall do so :)
Though I'd have to pay postage, I live in Norsemanland.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)
# sure
if the postage isn't that much it don't matter though - all the masks are very lightweight anyway

also in addition to those in teh pic I did a demon one (but without horns - not figured out how to add them yet) be ready in a few days just took it out the mold today


but any of these are good to go right now



let me know :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# These are really good :)
I'll think very carefully. You may end up losing a mask.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Haha..... He beat me fare and square.. the prize is his
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Just your stunning smile and a quick grope is all I ask
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# fair enough
but if you change your mind PM me, I sincerely appreciate the effort you three put in following the request :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Nae bother :)
Those 2 masks on the left are bloody marvellous

clayed.blogspot.com/2011/07/fresh-batch-drying-out.html
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# cheers
Im working on some demon ones which are turning out alot better than I thought :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I'm gonna have to RIS this meme in general...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I haven't a clue where it's from haha
can still piss about with it though :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)
# What's happening here is a strange collision between a scene from Total Recall
in which people's faces are exploding in the thin atmosphere of Mars (I think), and another meme (from outside b3ta) of an animal (a bush baby?) clinging on to a stick and saying "I fucking love this stick".
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I see.
How wonderfully esoteric.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
# may have been Sushi's tarsier/bush baby
not sure
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I love pies..
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)
# pile o'fuck
Since you've been gone
abandoned classroom...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:42, archived)
# i could party there
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:47, archived)
# think i have!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# floor stain forensics suggest you may already have
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# hey!
i'm careful about cleaning up afterwards!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# "she had an ass so phat
she left skidmarks on the dancefloor"

a backhanded compliment if ever there was one...gotta love that HipHop shizzle...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# it's not that fat any more :(
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Looks like The Crow offed some sinner in there.
Yay! Go, Eric!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:48, archived)
# haha, yea it's printer toner I think...
carefully thrown about by some spastic in shell suit (I think)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Nice one Paul_P!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I like.
Looks like Pripyat.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:52, archived)
# It's Leeds. Or "Little Pripyat" as it's known these days
cheers :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, archived)
# That would make an excellent flat
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, archived)
# troof!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:54, archived)
# yay!
nothing better than an abandoned classroom
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ha

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:36, archived)
# You should definitely compo this


EDIT: this was originally entered for the wrong image challenge and I was trying to be a clever twat. I just look a twat now. Hey ho.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Naughty shop challenge, innit.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Ok, maybe it isn't.
It's more that than fake ads, I'd say.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:39, archived)
# It is real
and I can't see any advertising.


Hmmmm.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Anyway, I'm no board nazi
just confused
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:42, archived)
# This is nothing, anyway.
I once saw 'Six Fat Balls for Birds' in Bakewell. Much better. I don't know why I was in Bakewell.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:45, archived)
# For the tarts.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I set 'em up, you knock 'em down!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
#
tits like fat balls
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:45, archived)
# i think you missed the point of the naughty shop challenge
it's not "find something that looks a bit rude"

you actually have to rearrange or alter something in some way so it looks rude. this isn't "That's Life!" you know...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Made thing....
for a sciencey blog post, but since the image subject matter was distinctly b3ta, thought I'd shove it here anyway...



Hope you don't mind...

blogs here
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# shopped only please
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:36, archived)
#

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:51, archived)
# nice
I missed that when I did it...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I sent this monkey into space, once.
By which I mean I shopped his head onto an astronaut's body.
He has a versatile head.
Good monkey!

I know it's an ape, but monkey is a better word
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:37, archived)
# No wonder he's so smug
Gets to travel a lot.

The source file was called "loveable chimp" I believe...the wee scamp.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:40, archived)
# isn't it?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:47, archived)
# The Bias-Detection Unit is picking something up, Professor..
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:52, archived)
# i can't imagine why
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# LATER THAT NIGHT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Oh taters, look what you made me do :(
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaahha
this meme should be bigger :D *click*

*proud to be part of the meme"
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Give it time, let it bloom like a deoxygenated flower :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# he looks insanely happy
hmmm, time for a nice hot shower before settling down to watch torchwood
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# woodtorcher
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha,
you cunt, I just choked on me lolly!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Stop deepthroating it then!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# neyyaahhh nyeaaah, fuck
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# 8)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:29, archived)
# hahahah
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It wouldn't surprise me...


Click for bigger (325 kb)


R.I.P you fair people of Norway.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# he looks like a die hard bad guy
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# He looks like Julian Assange
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# It's Bizarro Julian!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# bloody hell, he does, too!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# ANOTHER Julian -
..he's kinda got a bit of that Julian Sands thang goin' on as well I reckon..

Julian Clarey as well?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:18, archived)
# mate of mine met julian clary once
apparently, he's a prick.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Strange, he doesn't come across that way on telly.
/sarcasticblog
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# not sure which is worse
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:21, archived)
# nicely done
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# >.< (haha)
Nicely though =]
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Top piece of shopping.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Some of the 93 have returned to life, apparently.
The number had dropped to 70-something, this morning.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:31, archived)
# not funny
goodbye
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Whoa.
Don't know what happened there but I was only referencing this.

I like it really.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# *phew*!
Good.. Good. I am fully aware of the boundaries of indecent taste and felt wrong creating it.. I guess with a lot of controversial video games out there I could quite easily imagine some rogue game developing outfit making such a bad taste title and for the media to then jump all over it. That and the fact that I'm totally addicted to L4D2 right now. :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# made me ha
ha!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Subtle use of vulva.
I approve.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] pea n'that.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I lolled.
Well I didn't actually lol, but I made some weird snort noise.

I solled.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I thought that said soiled.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:58, archived)
# *checks* Oh.
brb.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
# The back of my throat went "chhhh"
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Neck sounds great
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
# But does it smell great?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Looove that neck.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Neck sounds great.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# hahahahah, he is such a spaz
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:50, archived)
# pffft
Mary loves dick!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# from the replies, i'm guessing this is good
but i can't read it :(
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Perhaps you'd find the firefox image zoom extension useful?
imagezoom.yellowgorilla.net/
Come to think of it, you can just do control+mousewheel these days, so this is a bit redundant.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# it's the colours, i'm afraid
i'm going blind
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Yah, I know
Well OK the text says this:

I'm Derek Acorah, off of that ghost
thing on the telly. When I'm not
chasing spectres or getting possessed
and battering women, I like nothing
more than a tasty snack lovingly made
to Sam's mom's 2000 year old Ethiopian
recipe from India.

Acorah's Pakoras
What's that Sam?
Hahaha... They're 'spook'tacular
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# arf!
worth the wait and thanks :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
proper lols
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:58, archived)
# that is brilliant
FP this winna now!!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Now do
El Mariachi's Onion Bhaji
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] FAKE AS FUCK
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:43, archived)
# nneeayeah neeeeyah, fresh, neeyeaaahh
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:46, archived)
# i know
it is a good 'un
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# We just don't get enough Brandow around here nowadays...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# FRESH AS FUCK
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# DAT'S FUCKIN FRRRRESH
man
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# wow
this should win, it's so fresh
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:53, archived)
# FRESH FRESHED
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# This is the greatest thing ever.
*closes internet and commits suicide*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# would have been better animated, even with only a 3 frame, back and forth loop
too lazy though

stay fresh
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
# What you do is what you do.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Oh no. Am I too late for the fresh thread?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] PSA FTW
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] deserves a pea
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:11, archived)
#

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:46, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
# girls only go for the bad boys
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# You kidding? Coughing up black phlegm is awesome!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Cough, cough!
I'll insert this pea here

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Does it work with diarrhea?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# There is a dehydration add-on
for those runny moments :D
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Used for something else, but you may as well have them...


And another:

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Do they work on conservatories?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# and Liberals
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I remember this!
Viz from many years back :)
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Kind of
the one they used was for tyre nails, but these were also available.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)

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