I love the comment "what an utter, utter, bell-end"
Sums Morrisey up so well.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:40,
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Indeed, I know he's dedicated to his cause but
to compare the Norway Masacre with fucking KFC is really insenstive and plain stupid.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:49,
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Weeellll, what do expect from somebody that hasn't really produced anything of any merit since 1987?
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:55,
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If ever proof were needed that all vegetarians are utter pricks, here it is.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:45,
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and if we needed proof that you are a prick, you just provided it.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:55,
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Actually, I'm a vegetarian myself.
I was pretty much paraphrasing what I've been reading on Twitter for most of the day.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:56,
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OK. I'm not one to judge people by dietary beliefs,
perhaps I was guilty of a satire bypass.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:03,
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Yeah, this wasn't demonstrated particularly well with what I said initially.
Probably due to lack of iron in my system or something. I haven't eaten meat since 2002.
I think this means I can say 'fuck Norway, I hope they all die immediately' without fear of retribution of any sort.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:11,
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I think this means I can say 'fuck Norway, I hope they all die immediately' without fear of retribution of any sort.
Freedom of speech must involve the freedom to be offended.
Try cabbage & broccoli. Or staples.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:21,
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Agreed.
Are staples made of iron? I'm going to have to check the nutritional values on the next packet I buy.
Which I'm pretty sure will be never again in my life.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:27,
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Which I'm pretty sure will be never again in my life.
I have never bought staples. Not once. Or eaten them.
As a vegetarian since 1988 I'm well used to checking labels, not looked for ferric content yet.
I've just realised how old I am. Fuck.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:35,
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I've just realised how old I am. Fuck.
Nor I.
I've been in Staples, if that counts.
It depends how old you were in 1988, obviously. I can't really compete with that. You have 14 years on me. I know. It's not a competition.
If we're talking percentages, I've been not giving a shit about Norwegian massacre victims for about 30% of my life. That makes me quite old as well. YOU DO THE MATH! Actually, don't. It was quite painful for me, so I'd avoid attempting it. And I think I got it wrong as well.
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Fri 29 Jul 2011, 0:46,
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It depends how old you were in 1988, obviously. I can't really compete with that. You have 14 years on me. I know. It's not a competition.
If we're talking percentages, I've been not giving a shit about Norwegian massacre victims for about 30% of my life. That makes me quite old as well. YOU DO THE MATH! Actually, don't. It was quite painful for me, so I'd avoid attempting it. And I think I got it wrong as well.
Hahaha,
although I did have to filename (it's on far too early for me.)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:18,
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I'm loving this bandwagon
I'm going through and clicking on every picture
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:27,
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hahah
still awaiting Jars, Lars, Pars (golfing), Tars. Brain died, maybe that's it
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:49,
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should have been the compo....
everything so far reminds me of Viz ads from ten years ago
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:53,
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Where is that red face actually from?
I wanna jump on the bandwagon too but I don't know where to get the source pic :(
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:58,
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He needs to get his ass to Mars!
And no, I'm not proud of this.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:27,
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And no, I'm not proud of this.
OH bloody hell
This is so wrong I'm adblocking it.
Please take that as a compliment.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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Please take that as a compliment.
the mouth should have been as it is originally, since it's closer to that of the sharks
but i think taters provides far more comedic value
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:48,
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in case anyone remembers the pool i did last time for work
i cant work at work so i just farted this new version out of my ass at home where there is a way better environment and hardware
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:40,
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i cant work at work so i just farted this new version out of my ass at home where there is a way better environment and hardware
lovely
love the colours and everything. do you have more charts like this? also id love to try some fat rascal now even tough ive no clue what it is (like most of those cakes)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:42,
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Expensive Yorkshire tea and cake shop Bettys
do the most splendid Yorkshire Fat Rascal, it is similar to a scone, but with loads of extra candied peel and nuts.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:21,
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i really shouldn't
but if you insist, go on then just a slither
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:49,
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you know that's not true
i only did it because you said you'd already been to the jewellers and bought a ring.
Doughnut!!!
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:57,
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Doughnut!!!
Ha ha, beautiful. And factual. If I may dust off a vaguely related chestnut...
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:52,
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I fucking love that
And I tucking love you for doing that.
Can Irob borrow that please?
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:57,
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Can I
Far too long for something that, in places, doesn't really make sense.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:03,
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They can be savoury!
Also, I'd eat mustard with anything. Other types of mustard, even.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:07,
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fucking hell
that's dedication to a cause right there! amazing
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:36,
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We have scones oop North as well
it's just that we pronounce them proper
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:19,
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Ah yes, I debated that. But they are associated with cornwall/devon primarily.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:28,
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Are they available as t-shirts?
They'd appeal to the same people who buy the "Keep Calm and Carry On" stuff.
Brazilian Hitler, the Bears Venn Diagram and several others would very much work IMHO.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:21,
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Brazilian Hitler, the Bears Venn Diagram and several others would very much work IMHO.
I managed to nab a cheap copy of illustrator and am faffing about a bit.
So I tried something relatively simple for a first proper project...
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22,
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Nice!
Just putting together my DJ sets for a J-pop/anime/video game event I'm doing at the weekend in Manchester, and have just added a dubstep remix of the Lost Woods theme.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:31,
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I'm depressed because I'm broke... so can't afford any rope....
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:15,
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Improvise!
Rip the copper wire out of your wall or something.
(Not suggesting you go do that by the way, dude. XD)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:19,
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(Not suggesting you go do that by the way, dude. XD)
I sold all the copper wire to buy sleeping pills.... but didn't have enough to do the job properly.. ;-)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:26,
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I licked it straight off the keyboard
That's how much I love me muffin
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:20,
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Flash flash flash
FLASH FLASH FLASH
Edit: What the fuck happened?
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:09,
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FLASH FLASH FLASH
Edit: What the fuck happened?
ah sorry
not what I had in mind, cheesr for the effort though :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:14,
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haha
i'm not sure what you did have in mind. something a lot less silly, probably.
This might be a bit nearer what you wanted.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:18,
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This might be a bit nearer what you wanted.
This looked way better when I was animating it
Stupid web browsers
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:15,
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Shout up if you want it faster or slower or if you want tween adding or anuthing
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bollocks
sorry mike never saw that down there! thanks for the effort fella
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:14,
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I spent most of the time trying to find my copy of GIFMovie that I had tucked somewhere unused on a hard drive
lols
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22,
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I only just came on for a quick look and saw it..
Wondered why there weren't ten versions there already so did it... but you beat me fare and square :-)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:30,
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just pasted
it into the blog but now its not flashing, wondering if it's a html thing?
EDIT: it's ok sussed it now
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:38,
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EDIT: it's ok sussed it now
damn :(
i was too slow with a non-shit one
AT LEAST I HAD HORSE
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:18,
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AT LEAST I HAD HORSE
oi
i posted the first one, i just happened to add in a bit of epilepsy-inducing colour inverses
i also posted the last one, where i just happened to add in SOME FUCKING HORSE. where's the fucking horse love here?
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:22,
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i also posted the last one, where i just happened to add in SOME FUCKING HORSE. where's the fucking horse love here?
yep I got a dilemma now
I like your flash rate better but Mike was there first and I only noticed him after
fuck it, I'll have to give you both something in that case
tell me what you both fancy having from here: (or you can wait until I compltete the Deri Air stuff)
Art blog
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:27,
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fuck it, I'll have to give you both something in that case
tell me what you both fancy having from here: (or you can wait until I compltete the Deri Air stuff)
Art blog
:(
I did a proper one too.
And some epilepsy.
And some epilepsy with horse.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:29,
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And some epilepsy.
And some epilepsy with horse.
ok you three
(invisible, ME and Boris)
how about taking your pick from this lot:
clayed.blogspot.com/2011/07/fresh-batch-drying-out.html
if any of you fuckers are not based in the UK I want the postage though! ;)
the gif looks great on the site btw, cheers guys
deriair.blogspot.com/
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:53,
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how about taking your pick from this lot:
clayed.blogspot.com/2011/07/fresh-batch-drying-out.html
if any of you fuckers are not based in the UK I want the postage though! ;)
the gif looks great on the site btw, cheers guys
deriair.blogspot.com/
ha ha
looks like I found the nicest chaps on b3ta. your 3 names are going in the special book though for special treatment at a future date. and the same goes for you as for ME and invisible, if ever you change your mind PM me. Good deeds need to go rewarded
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:27,
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If I change my mind I shall do so :)
Though I'd have to pay postage, I live in Norsemanland.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:52,
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sure
if the postage isn't that much it don't matter though - all the masks are very lightweight anyway
also in addition to those in teh pic I did a demon one (but without horns - not figured out how to add them yet) be ready in a few days just took it out the mold today
but any of these are good to go right now
let me know :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:56,
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also in addition to those in teh pic I did a demon one (but without horns - not figured out how to add them yet) be ready in a few days just took it out the mold today
but any of these are good to go right now
let me know :)
These are really good :)
I'll think very carefully. You may end up losing a mask.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:30,
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fair enough
but if you change your mind PM me, I sincerely appreciate the effort you three put in following the request :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:07,
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Nae bother :)
Those 2 masks on the left are bloody marvellous
clayed.blogspot.com/2011/07/fresh-batch-drying-out.html
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:09,
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clayed.blogspot.com/2011/07/fresh-batch-drying-out.html
cheers
Im working on some demon ones which are turning out alot better than I thought :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:40,
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I haven't a clue where it's from haha
can still piss about with it though :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:10,
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What's happening here is a strange collision between a scene from Total Recall
in which people's faces are exploding in the thin atmosphere of Mars (I think), and another meme (from outside b3ta) of an animal (a bush baby?) clinging on to a stick and saying "I fucking love this stick".
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:25,
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"she had an ass so phat
she left skidmarks on the dancefloor"
a backhanded compliment if ever there was one...gotta love that HipHop shizzle...
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:01,
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a backhanded compliment if ever there was one...gotta love that HipHop shizzle...
Looks like The Crow offed some sinner in there.
Yay! Go, Eric!
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:48,
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haha, yea it's printer toner I think...
carefully thrown about by some spastic in shell suit (I think)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:50,
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It's Leeds. Or "Little Pripyat" as it's known these days
cheers :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:53,
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You should definitely compo this
EDIT: this was originally entered for the wrong image challenge and I was trying to be a clever twat. I just look a twat now. Hey ho.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:38,
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EDIT: this was originally entered for the wrong image challenge and I was trying to be a clever twat. I just look a twat now. Hey ho.
This is nothing, anyway.
I once saw 'Six Fat Balls for Birds' in Bakewell. Much better. I don't know why I was in Bakewell.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:45,
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i think you missed the point of the naughty shop challenge
it's not "find something that looks a bit rude"
you actually have to rearrange or alter something in some way so it looks rude. this isn't "That's Life!" you know...
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:07,
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you actually have to rearrange or alter something in some way so it looks rude. this isn't "That's Life!" you know...
Made thing....
for a sciencey blog post, but since the image subject matter was distinctly b3ta, thought I'd shove it here anyway...
Hope you don't mind...
blogs here
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:28,
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Hope you don't mind...
blogs here
I sent this monkey into space, once.
By which I mean I shopped his head onto an astronaut's body.
He has a versatile head.
Good monkey!
I know it's an ape, but monkey is a better word
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:37,
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He has a versatile head.
Good monkey!
I know it's an ape, but monkey is a better word
No wonder he's so smug
Gets to travel a lot.
The source file was called "loveable chimp" I believe...the wee scamp.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:40,
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The source file was called "loveable chimp" I believe...the wee scamp.
hahahaahha
this meme should be bigger :D *click*
*proud to be part of the meme"
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23,
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*proud to be part of the meme"
he looks insanely happy
hmmm, time for a nice hot shower before settling down to watch torchwood
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23,
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It wouldn't surprise me...
Click for bigger (325 kb)
R.I.P you fair people of Norway.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:12,
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Click for bigger (325 kb)
R.I.P you fair people of Norway.
ANOTHER Julian -
..he's kinda got a bit of that Julian Sands thang goin' on as well I reckon..
Julian Clarey as well?
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:18,
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Julian Clarey as well?
Strange, he doesn't come across that way on telly.
/sarcasticblog
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:23,
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Some of the 93 have returned to life, apparently.
The number had dropped to 70-something, this morning.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:31,
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Whoa.
Don't know what happened there but I was only referencing this.
I like it really.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:57,
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I like it really.
*phew*!
Good.. Good. I am fully aware of the boundaries of indecent taste and felt wrong creating it.. I guess with a lot of controversial video games out there I could quite easily imagine some rogue game developing outfit making such a bad taste title and for the media to then jump all over it. That and the fact that I'm totally addicted to L4D2 right now. :)
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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I lolled.
Well I didn't actually lol, but I made some weird snort noise.
I solled.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:49,
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I solled.
from the replies, i'm guessing this is good
but i can't read it :(
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:54,
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Perhaps you'd find the firefox image zoom extension useful?
imagezoom.yellowgorilla.net/
Come to think of it, you can just do control+mousewheel these days, so this is a bit redundant.
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:00,
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Come to think of it, you can just do control+mousewheel these days, so this is a bit redundant.
Yah, I know
Well OK the text says this:
I'm Derek Acorah, off of that ghost
thing on the telly. When I'm not
chasing spectres or getting possessed
and battering women, I like nothing
more than a tasty snack lovingly made
to Sam's mom's 2000 year old Ethiopian
recipe from India.
Acorah's Pakoras
What's that Sam?
Hahaha... They're 'spook'tacular
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:07,
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I'm Derek Acorah, off of that ghost
thing on the telly. When I'm not
chasing spectres or getting possessed
and battering women, I like nothing
more than a tasty snack lovingly made
to Sam's mom's 2000 year old Ethiopian
recipe from India.
Acorah's Pakoras
What's that Sam?
Hahaha... They're 'spook'tacular
This is the greatest thing ever.
*closes internet and commits suicide*
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:02,
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would have been better animated, even with only a 3 frame, back and forth loop
too lazy though
stay fresh
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:09,
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stay fresh
Used for something else, but you may as well have them...
And another:
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Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:47,
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And another:
Kind of
the one they used was for tyre nails, but these were also available.
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