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# Some men just want to watch the world burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# A woman rang the BBC and said she heard there was a riot on the way...
Well don't worry there isn't.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I missed a trick, there.
Curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Edit your post and I'll delete mine...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# And remove your original genius?
Never!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# you're such a gent
doffs hat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Hallo.
Had the results back yet...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# nope : (
according to their answer phone the whole neurology department is on annual leave till the 15th...!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Blimey.
Surely that can't be true...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Ooh, I like this.
Was just thinking of that dialogue.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Thank you, Lister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)
# on a positive note about the riots
There is a real chance Chris Moyles could be attacked on his way to work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# If they set him on fire he'd burn for a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Or feed a family of four for a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I prefer the burning option.
I'll gladly give the family of four some KFC vouchers.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Kfc can be looted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I for one welcome the any riots that could seriously harm Chris moyles
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# *group hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# If Moyles was on fire the burning question would be...
Does one toast marshmallows or cook sausages..?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I believe the protocol is to sit around telling scary stories while toasting marshmallows
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# IS NOWHERE SAFE...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# OH THE HUMANITY:O
'ninles peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Morning Ghosty.
Haven't seen you much round these parts lately. Where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Morning the riverghost

Holiday done then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# FINE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Residents are said to be slightly miffed..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I'm glad I live on the coast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# It's spreading, Archie. Time to start filling sand bags.
Archie. Time to start filling sand bags.And board up your windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
I was at uni in Norwich. Nothing ever happened :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Oh yes it did.
Perhaps you just weren't invited...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# nice pubs, though
good acid as well, I seem to recall :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# When were you at UEA?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# I hear someone stole a pint glass from the pub... and left it outside!
Another looter stole a traffic cone. Police are questioning students.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Is that a bit like University Challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# nobody par-tayyys like yella cats
ok, so I ninja'd the ground-cat's direction


*thanks Maiden for her source tabby*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Hahaha how very very true

Even french cats know this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# :)
bread and garlic, but no brewski--tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Could this be any more French?
Non.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Où est le chat?
Le chat est ร  l'ail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Mon dieu!
La Vitesse! C'est magnefique :)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha! Look at him go!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# This is breaking my head
If I look at the telegraph poles it looks like he's going to the left. If I look at the cat on the bottom it looks like he's going to the right. I'm left to conclude that he's spinning around and is about to be violently sick.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# I probably should have done better on direction implications
everyone is headed to the party, including the cats on the ground which are outrunning the handcar--solly

edit: would probably have been clearer, an sensible, to have the handcar overtaking the cats on the ground, and everyone would still be headed to the party
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# That would've been clearer, yes
but now I understand that the cat on the handcar is too drunk to work it fast, and his poor little kitty slaves don't have the weight to pull the handles down any faster themselves :( They deserve their right to party
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# :D ok it's ninja'd just for you
here is the original
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Yay! Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha
marvelpuss :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Purrpetual motion!!!
That is ALL of the woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Party Tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# RIOT!!!!!
Not really, just a cartoon.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:00, archived)
# needs moar looting
also: any Illustrator folk, I have some easy but repetitive work (CS4) that I need to outsource. Any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I'll message you when I get on my mac in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
# thanks
they're all on PC version of Illustrator, I'm guessing that isn't going to make much of a difference
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:50, archived)
# PM sent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Ooof!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# NING B3TA!
Once again, that you for your suggestions yesterday...
Kitty Fantastico asked for Gillian Anderson, and Sam Elliot, followed by RedHouse suggesting Audrey Tautou and she is wearing a stripy top - RESULT!
Finally, I couldn't help myself, knocking one out for Whitney...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
# Result!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Robert Shaw is brilliant and Gillian Anderson is
oh my.

I'm throwing Jack Haley and Rosanna Arquette in for tomorrow, because I don't really know most of the other people on the imdb list.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Devon Aoki from Sin City
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# mmmmmm
I'll throw in Kate O'Mara for the shock factor.
All of today's are excellent, WB!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Thaks RH - One of my better mornings...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Bob and Gill ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Oh Audrey.... so lovely....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# For tomorrow
may I recommend Norma Shearer

Also, Jack Haley in his tinman get-up might make an interesting VAG
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# 'Ning all
I was watching 'Blade' on TV last night and thought of this



De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 6:40, archived)
# Mmmm raisins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:48, archived)
# i made better news


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)
# lovely
/must stop watching BBC news on iplayer

edit: I bet the Murdoch lot are loving this, massive media coverage of bad news that isn't about them
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:42, archived)
# mm, he is a bastard.
bitches

to be fair, theyre probaly helping it with news coverage and what not.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:47, archived)
# Oh come on
Newscorpse obviously orchestrated the whole thing to take the spotlight from them! /foilhat
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 4:38, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
# 3 days into it
i just caught a glimpse of the news earlier, i feel like i've been in a cryo chamber.

must sleep
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# I think this says it all...
The Smiths - Panic
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 5:47, archived)
# Yeah. Prescient.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 5:50, archived)
# I have done many bad things and I am so so sorry
 
nice one dave : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 5:59, archived)
# that's beautiful that
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Jippee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Just the moral tonic needed.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:24, archived)
# I think the police should shoot this woman.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:26, archived)
# I think they did
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# I'm sure they'll get around to it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# vimod loves the helmet
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# He certainly does:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 4:29, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxEhKjUwqAQ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# so lovely
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)
# "It makes it all worth while!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:32, archived)
# dude, that's gross!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Back to work then I guess
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# That's gold
I haven't heard of this show before. I must watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:40, archived)
# It's getting on a bit now
but I still think it's pretty funny.
My favourite sketch is probably the one with the model of the proposed railway.
Other faves: teaching the kid to ride a bike, and the cake factory one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:48, archived)
# i liked the asking for directions one
"no, sorry love, that's lost on me - don't speak a word of it"
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:55, archived)
# haha
I remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 4:04, archived)
#
Here's the railway one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Thanks sir
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 4:08, archived)
# grody to the max umMUM
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:23, archived)
# ah, now, see? what you've done there is go on fire
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:02, archived)
# just heard an eyewitness on BBC
claiming looters were stealing Wii consoles...

...from a Sony distribution centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Maybe they were fat
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:20, archived)
# phat
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:21, archived)
# Name a political party that represents you
and isn't pocketing all your money


Looks like there's a bunch of kids who missed that part of their education.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Looks like there's a bunch of kids only too aware of the answer to this one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Do they need a teacher?
www.b3ta.com/board/10502773

I'm totally abroad. People who are there need to choose to stop them or guide them. The police, and their evil overlords, are outnumbered.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:35, archived)
# More hand-wringing, pinko, commie, excuses for, as so charmingly described here earlier tonight, the 'scum':
m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/08/tottenham-riots-not-unexpected?cat=commentisfree&type=article
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:18, archived)
# They say the Youth Exploded
The "Youth" weren't around in 1985 when the last riots took place, the ones who were there then are the ones advocating a peaceful resolution. They KNOW how this will end.
The youth are just being dicks.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# We're all glad you're back Dave
(42thefloor, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
# THE POINT, YOU CUNT
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:47, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# There was a revolution
You now take your orders from Katie Price



Should we fight them or help them to make better choices?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# call reinforcements
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# The third option
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:20, archived)
# yay ! the Chavalier
i luvs my GLC
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:53, archived)
# 1,000 posts!
As it's riot Monday night and I have a duty to provide nekkidness, have a picture of my gash (linked as NSFW, obviously).
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Hairy as a troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
#
hairy as
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Not a picture, and it takes an awful long time to load so open it in a new tab,
but this nearly made me feel sorry for the filth:
yfrog.com/0wtduz
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Maybe I'll shave for 2,000.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Exquisite.
(but surely more of an abrasion, really)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# It was a lot more impressive a few days ago.
Shortly after I'd driven my bare shin into the corner of the open oven door.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)
# I feel your pain, man.
I went on some innocuous-looking dodgems the other week, and five minutes later limped away with an already-ruined right leg and what I suspected to be a shattered sternum.
Nobody told me dodgems are hardcore now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
# mtfu & walk it off
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Still hobbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Ow ow ow ow ow.
Last time I did dodgems was a few years back for a work do. Booze and dodgems are not a great combination....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# I have a particularly upsetting picture of my insides
which luckily for you I can't find right now, otherwise I'd post it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
# my mum did a rather gruesome impression of Wolverine earlier this year
accidentally impaled herself on some rebar, 50 inches went into/through her arm, lengthways...

she was on the last episode of Bizarre ER a few months back, arm still fully working!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Ouch, mine was somewhat less extreme
and under more controlled conditions... here, I found it:

That little green fucker at the top nearly did me though.
It's fucking weird to see your own insides like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:56, archived)
# nasty
This is her in the hospital with the bar still in (2 foot of it was cut off the end:

cut open (very gruesome)
cut open (even more gruesome)
healed scar

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Unholy fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# :O
snikeys!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:05, archived)
# she did make a bit of money selling her story to the guardian
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/oct/09/impaled-by-my-own-sculpture

(oops, time flies, it was last year not this year)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# That's a very impressive scar.
Argh and yeah I started to read the article and had to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# yeah, ok..
I think you mentioned this once before, because I remember reading that article
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:16, archived)
# I posted the guardian url to /links a long time back
and it was subsequently put in the next b3ta newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Yep, I remember too
We all congratulated your mom on being so hardcore, and a fine artist as well.
(That photo caption quote sounds a bit risque, if taken out of context!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 5:29, archived)
# fucking emo
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# don't you mean "fucking impressive emo"? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I fucked an emo once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:24, archived)
# In the gash?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Nope, but I bet it's tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Jesus fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:21, archived)
# Impressive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Nice touch
Did they draw the arrow on to help them figure out which arm has the ENORMOUS FUCKING REBAR sticking out of it?
(toxic parsnip sold his soul on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm not letting anyone get quite that intimate with my interior again in a hurry if I can help it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Congratulations on not being dead.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# I can't really claim the credit for it.
Haha quite the opposite in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Yeah.
You're lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# All's well that ends well
Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 4:50, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# that's a cunning disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Cat Burglars!
I got it!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Cat buglars you say?!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Poor kitty has wind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# HORNY KITTY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
#

Click for babylon (241 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# I got a text from a pal who was coming back to Brum from work in Coventry.
It said: "Fuck me! Just walked out of the station into a riot!"
I replied: "Get me a nice leather jacket from Selfridges on your way home, then. And try to avoid getting bopped on the head."
Next I heard, she said: "Soz, was on the bus when I sent the txt, but I can't say I wasn't tempted to do some freestyle shopping in my business clothes."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Make sure you delete all your txts,
the filth might make something of it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)
# heheheh,
the filth are currently busy making a right 'something' of themselves!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# And they'll be
watching their home movies for the next 10 years, trying to pin blagging on bloggers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
#

Click for bigger (129 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# haha he was just on the telly
trying to present a cheery weather report while London burns behind him
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:28, archived)
#
yes, yes he was
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:29, archived)
# I was on radio 6 this afternoon (ie Monday), on The Chain.
Got "Joy Division Oven Gloves" ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU ) played, despite sounding like a thin-voiced twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# haha, fuck
never heard that before
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Cheat!
He appears to have impaled his hands on the bar thus preventing slippage.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:37, archived)
# how are they co-ordinating all this looting..?
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# scumbag?
that's a bit judgemental
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# at this moment my liberal values have disappeared and yes the families are scum
there are kids out there of school age - where the fuck are their parents, why aren't they at home at this time of night?

(I say this as a poor single mum who's son is not out looting)

/moral high ground blog
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# At this moment my liberal values remain intact and I believe the families are not scum,
that the looters are a minority that the media are concentrating on.

(I say this as a human being with understanding and compassion.)

/basing my opinions on the bigger picture and not my own achievements in comparison to others.
(Belgaer is, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# Smug bastard. Feck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)
# yeah - the looters are a minority and I agree with you
I also think there are genuine underlying problems in this society and "youth's" place in it.

But the ones out now (the underage ones) and their parents are scum. Anyone over 18 is responsible for their own life and I don't include their family.

There's no way my 14 year old son would be out doing any of that that unless he wanted to have his balls cut off and spend the rest of his life doing voluntary work to make up for it.

In other news, my cat is trying to get off with one of my flip flops. Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:11, archived)
# The idea of any parent thinking they have control of their child amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Yes.
I remember being 14.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)
# it's not as hard as you think
parents are lazy and lack respect.

I've looked after loads of teenagers and they are all home in bed and they are not "nice middle class kids" tho they are nice, I live in tottenham and they go to school locally.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Them being smart enough to do what they have to for an easy life is not you having control.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# it's not about control, it's about respect
given and received.

if you have that, you need little else.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Disagree.
I was brought up by a 'single mum'. I absolutely respected her, but still went off and did bad, bad things.
Not through any desire to upset my mum, and not because I didn't agree with her general moral philosophy, but because I was a solipsistic teenager out for kicks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# flipflops r sxxy
mroowwwrrrrrrrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Grr yiff grr what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:20, archived)
# hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Well,
I'm not saying it's perfectly okay, but if you're family background is one of deprivation then you can't no, I'm not getting into this...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# I have no family, currently no job and no money
I am a single parent and I am not out looting.

And no, I don't claim any benefits, thank you!

God - what do I sound like....

SORRY!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah?
Well I have got a job, but I've been having a lot of trouble persuading my 2 year old to go and get me a decent telly.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# They are harming their own community !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha

did this in ode to the death of John Sullivan
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# FUCK! I only bought it today!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# hahah
I wish this had happened after the first episode.
Only fucking fools and cunting horse arses!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# phew I thought I was the only one who hated it
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# high five !
I was worried I was alone, too.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# *high fives*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
# I didn't realise it was possible to feel strongly enough about Fools and Horses to summon up dislike for it.
It's just something that's there sometimes. In the background. It's like having a hatred of Fire Exit signs, they're everywhere but who pays them any attention in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# AAaaarrgghhhh!!!!
Fire fucking arsehole exit bastards, I hate them!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:03, archived)
# I can't even stand to have it in the back ground
it grates on me so much and really isn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:03, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:48, archived)
# London - Batman where r u?


Click for bigger (406 kb)
(heat_komotion, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
# WIBBLE
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# that ^
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# ^t'other
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# I feel privileged that I replied to this before it was deleted and reposted
THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Iz it coz u iz black?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I'm going to loot PC World for this image
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# those are some cheap trainers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Yeah, only a tramp would wear cheap shit £50 trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)

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