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# i've just come back from holiday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# :)
i totally pissed my wife off trying to get a photo of the sign on the interstate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Did you manage to Fuck Da Po-lice?
Or did your spoilsport wife counsel against it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# i can't remember doing
but it was a busy couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# exeter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Aww ickle ice is cute
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# ha
like a bridge over troubled water, I will funkify your mind.
Can I take it to the bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Contribution to my mum's community art project #3


Acrylic paint, marker pen and Stanley knife on MDF. As plugged on BBC 6Music's "The Chain" on Monday.

#2:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/come_on_bus_opt.jpg

#1:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/girlwithasilverscowl_optimised.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# go, beryl!
was your mum using a berol marker pen, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Nope! It was me (I wouldn't post other people's work on here unless I'd mutated the living shit out of it first).
It was a Sharpie pen. Double-ended!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# 0_0
you sharpie harlot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Well, one works with the tools one's given.
Do you like the picture?
(I hope somebody does; even infantile paintings like this take ages)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I like it.
Family-friendly fun ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# It was quite funny delivering this one to my mum.
She'd previously been ecstatic about the previous (considerably less pleasant) ones, but upon receiving this one, she was like "aaaaah, that's more like it".
So I asked her: "So were you being insincere when I gave you the other ones?"
Then her phone rang, so I didn't get an answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# i do indeed
i'm also a big fan of acrylics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Ta :)
But remember, acrylics don't count as one of one's 5 a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# pffff
i'm going to have to start painting again, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun??

and sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Not tonight thanks,
I'm driving.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# meet pedro, the sombrero fish
pedro is a permanently happy and laid-back fish, despite having pectoral fins that resemble a geordie's ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# CARAMBA!
What a fine looking fish is Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# ^ would
Have you finished with all the boys then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# boys don't take long
men are a bit harder to tackle, but only a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I like his massive tits.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# you like floppy knockers?
each to his own, i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# They look pretty pert to me. If they were floppy they'd be floating up above his back.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:03, archived)
# glubber
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# ^ FITITISHS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I draw these kind of things a lot.
But this is the first time I've done one without a pen.
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# *contacts susan boyle's lawyer*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# ahahah, I like him
Reminds me of DUMBLAND
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhIu0rEcj7g
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha, cheer up! :D

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# haha - ridiculous indeed
*edit* bah! mindpissed!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Magenta is the pro-choice for the discerning paint-bomber.
fucking amateurs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha indeed, all six foot cocks should be magenta :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# YOU AIN'T JUST WHISTLING' D i x i e !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Been a while
(darkMishkin, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffff!!!!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# haha nicely.
should post more :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# OY... SMASHY!
Draw us a fish or I'll send the boys round!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# in a bit
i've got company right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# wahey! nudge nudge wink wink know what i mean eh?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That boys turned up quick then
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# yeah
we want fish !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I don't think we'll be seeing any fish
if Wobbly sends his boys round....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Yeah, that's fucked it, sorry...
that's they have
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# how very dare you call her an it
you'll be in trouble when she sees that post
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Where's my fucking fish?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# ^up there
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
sadly it has no entry for awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahaahahaha
(twattybanjo, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# I thought that was going to refer to Hawkins
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# wooo, that's rather good
I'll even forget your poor spelling
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Oxagen breath!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
#
the spellings where dodgy to similate a childs wrighting I can spell fine realy.
(darkMishkin, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# viss iz rite
yor speleng iz orll gud, wy wud eneewon fink yu karnt spel?
(Heggy, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha, very good - didn't see the punchline coming at all.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Hahahahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Grand.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I. FUCKING. LOVE. THIS.
*clicks
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Absolutely
brilliant, didn't expect that
(The_Epitome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Fantastic
I like the way the punchline lurks beneath the scroll line before pouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:54, archived)
# FP redex?!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha! great!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# That Firmly-Whippingstool bloke has really let himself go!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha, have an animated one
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# No reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
# this is making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# *bows
You're welcome Smashy. Have a nice holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# oh, i will!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# (bindun)
(But I don't have my version available)

And it's Frasier!
Other than that, woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Actually it's Frazer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_James_Frazer
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# That too
I knew it was spelled differently, but all the blood's diverted from my brain to my gut at the moment. 2 large baked potatoes and a shedload of egg mayo. Nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Damn damn damn damn.
*Reminder to self : must check facts first!
;)
EDIT: Thought it might have bindun but couldn't remember seeing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha!
Fucking brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# tenuously relateed pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Aye..
We're doomed
: D
*mild mindpiss ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] when they run out of ideas, they just combine old films...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Ooo! That's grand!


*click
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Haha! Very good :) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I want a poster of this
now
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# *awaits 7 dwarfs 1 cup*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Or Beauty and the Beatse...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:06, archived)
# oh leave them alone...
They look happy enough
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
your number two's to my number one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# now do a picture of the same scene
but 3 seconds later
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Haha!
That's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "Tonight, you're coming to Disneyland!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Errrrr..... I'm afraid Timmy's still doing his homework..
*closes door.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Thanks!
Now can you come round and clean all this shit up?

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# It's hard to take that voice seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# now who's for No2s?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Could someone tell me something please?
Who killed Bambie...
Who killed Bambie...
Who killed Bamboy......?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I'm not sure
but I fucked her mum right up with my 12 gauge shotgun : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I do recall that Bambi
was a stag.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bambi
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Haha, great!
Reminds me of this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C7TA86ZH5Q
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# haha WTF !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# ^ What she said
That has got to be the strangest thing I have seen since I woke up next to my Granny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# ^What he said
That's the strangest thing Ive seen since I woke up next to your granny too.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha!
that's all the toilet duties covered!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Very Human Caterpillar?
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# that caterpillar is a greedy cunt
he'd eat shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID TO ME, YOUR CUNTING NANNY?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Your mother folds socks in Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# it's funny
because that would be such a mum thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Your mothew sews socks that smell!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# 12 hours to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Looks like the Germans have got their towel on that orange before you've even set off....!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# last time i went
the hotel was full of german fans, dying to see germany beat spain in the world cup. spain won. i laughed. the germans sulked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I really love the Germans..... I especialy like it when they try and tell jokes....
Then logicly explain to you in detail why the joke is funny and why you should laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# they are very clean, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:39, archived)
# They are, I bet that's because they are so logical they wash with bilogical...
I can remember spending time with an exchange student years ago... he found it highly funny that my freinds Dad farted... and just kept saying "Farter is a farter..yar..haha" which wasn't that funny, but the fact we were at the dinner table and he kept saying it over and over, we were all in stiches...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# arf!
just checked the spanish weather forecast. high 20's all week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Yay.. you enjoy....... I'm off out...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# 'bye!
enjoy the curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# btw it has to be "Vater"
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i really love stereotypes
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# i'll calm down
as soon as i get on that coach. till then, i'm a nervous wreck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# And I see someone grassed me up about the cocktail party...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# no
just spazzed down the board when i got online. you're a very bad boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# how come you go on vacations that often
im quite jealous
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Yay.. great stuff.... fighting to the end...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# THIS MEANS WHORE!
Top stuff A-bomb. Death has green blood though...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Is he checking his breath because he's got a hot date....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:39, archived)
# (inside joke...he just fucked Beezlebop's Mum)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# That's tomorows animation sorted then...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Don't count your cards before they're hatched.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# WOOOOOOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Hyou have caught me in my pure essence . . . I HAVE YET BEGUN TO FIGHT !
Better late to the skirmish than not at all . . . DAMN THE FOOLS FULL LIFE AHEAD !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# PS I"M KICKIN' NAMES AND TAKEN ASSES !
open.spotify.com/track/2SOh5JtRryOKBgClNpSacG

open.spotify.com/track/3Z8kjQlHkVLEco9LUbhOqs

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic b3ta!
And as this isn't worth its own thread, I'll park it here if that's OK

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# did you enhance her boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# yes, and gave her a lower cut of clamshell
then I thought, might as well go the whole hog...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# boobies are better, down where it's wetter, under the seeeeeaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# To be honest, I don't think the original line needs anything added
to feature on b3ta!

But there's always this:
www.collegehumor.com/video/1322011/the-dirty-mermaid
"Look at my face, check out my chest, wouldn't you say clamshell bras are the best?" :D
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I see boobs
and "lower cut of clamshell" had me thinking about entirely the wrong area
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Doesn't know how to use the three seashells.
Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# can i buy one from my local aquatic centre?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I won mine at the fair
and it lived for 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# did you flush it down the loo or bury it when it died?
EDIT - speaking of underwater tits, i saw pirahna (the new one) the other day, and rather enjoyed this NSFW moment:
www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/kelly-brook-riley-steele-topless-in-piranha-3d-6378
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# can you grow them from a packet?
like sea monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# *bookmarks for research purposes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Research
Yes... must do a bit of that myself.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I saw it the other day too
but fell asleep before then end
(saw that bit though)

edit/ would be worth going to see it in 3d for that...
editedit/ ok, maybe this is a stupid question, I don't know, that clip is in 3d so if I watched it on my PC with 3d specs on would it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# nope
It just has a really fake looking background.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Time for breeding !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# You park away sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# * FITITSH

* Fish with Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# What's the piscine equivalent of yiffing?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# This



* Or something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# is that ewan mcgregor in that bit in trainspotting where he comes out the toilet
but having a siezure due to too much druggage?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# glubbing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Watch your piscine language.. !!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Jail Bait
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# never has the phrase "give me some honey" felt more wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# haha I bet that makes EE Aw go EE AW
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Ooh it do!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# he's a well built grasshopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Anyone for a game of "cricket"?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# jiminy crankit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# wheyhayy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# See?
It's easy! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# That's a cricket cranker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha - You loon...
loon wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
# i just love the look an mr potato heads face i think he just realized he is going to get a facial
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Wee WINNIE WINKY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# "Now how did that get there?"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# :( FACE
(t romantic, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# i used to have the sad mac as my boot icon
because i am sad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)

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