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Kinder Surprise.......... part .1.

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(I Am Hoot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:14, archived)

Get your cunt eggs here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:50, archived)

OCCUPY B#TA

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:24, archived)

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:24, archived)

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:32, archived)

oops!

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:55, archived)

bored

will take drawing request

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:13, archived)

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:23, archived)

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:39, archived)

Now, this ones quite sexy.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)

Draw a drawer full of whoopsie and some hairy parrot minge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:48, archived)

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:57, archived)

Hooray!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)

. . .

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)

racist

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)

I am now aroused, sexually, actually.

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Shlvng, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)

this is a great thread

well done doctor

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)

This was so politiclaly correct! Brilliant (ebert)

If only I had been here to see it.

YAY

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

And as if by magic, Mr Wobbly appeared....

Sorry to come so soon this morning, I have to shoot off...

Yesterday 'Kitty Fantastico' said "Tomorrow must be Bob Hoskins. That's the law."
This was followed by 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' Tomorrow's requesting " Jackie Coogan and Cary "Good looks, shame about the acting" Elwes".

So in reverse order...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:21, archived)

and so todays sexy ladies...

Today I have chosen Jaclyn (childhood wank fodder) Smith, Hillary (pull my finger) Clinton and Rita (sorry about the shitness) Wilson.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:21, archived)

Ning WB

Your a bit early

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:30, archived)

Hilary continues to be terrifying.

Carmen Argenziano and Simon Le Bon would be appreciated tomorrow. By the way, you're up far too early, you fool.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)

I had to go out but I am back now....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)

RITA SHOULD HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHITTINESS, NOT YOU

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:42, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)

Ning WB. Back refreshed after a B3ta break

Can I have Takashi Tsukamoto tomorrow in his Battle Royale role? Fanx

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)

Ali and something.

こっち見てるよ！O_O

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:09, archived)

very gay shift

edit is better than delete post

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:31, archived)

It would be really nice if you could draw a real anime version of Freebase

with big eyes and a little mouth. I'm sure people here would love it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:37, archived)

~~people~~ I
edit : edit fucking city, where should I start? (23 edits so far) all for grammah (we love you, gram-ah we dooo).

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:39, archived)

FURIBESU DESU!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:15, archived)

hmm

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:48, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:55, archived)

cool your heels

I aint back
well, not till christmas

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:57, archived)

DOMINATION SQUIRREL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:08, archived)

noggy!

Where have you been? I missed your sexy squits!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)

trying out photoshop and working

mainly

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)

what part of please keep your images below 100kb do you not understand?

oh, all of it, clearly!

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:56, archived)

wasn't it supposed to be changed to 300kb?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:58, archived)

400 for animations 100 for stills is the guidelines

but THIS IS GAYSHIFT!!!!!

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:59, archived)

:-/ well

of little miss cut fingers wants in... he better make a freebase nun animation or learn to cut down on the byts *frumps*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:02, archived)

but we have rules in place to control the fun!

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:02, archived)

there are also rules about racism

but looking at the board today it seems ok to post casual racism

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:04, archived)

i'm really not going to have a fight about pics being 10kb oversize

however, i did check and i failed to see any racism, casual or otherwise

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:27, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10582244

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:29, archived)

i'm not sure i'd call that racist

was it the image, or the parody of bablefish speak that you found particularly offensive?

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:35, archived)

it was the whole package

Nothing wrong with having a joke but it's all starting to go a bit far

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:09, archived)

but not racist though

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:39, archived)

no more so than wrapping a towel around your head and putting on a dodgy indian accent and saying bud bud

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:45, archived)

agreed!

it's entirely less so

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:51, archived)

yeah no rules about the dress being magnetially controlled by camel toe

I notice... its not like i can pass sentance

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:05, archived)

camel toe?

i thought that was cock n' balls

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:27, archived)

ok that added a new dimention

pass the mind bleach please

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:29, archived)

*passes bleach*

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:32, archived)

*rubs*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)

*enjoys rub*

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:37, archived)

Haha

10kb worth of outrage.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:02, archived)

rage against the machines greatest song

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:03, archived)

it all adds up though

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:18, archived)

AAA+ Top nazism, would let invade again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:55, archived)

I like this

the coloring is really well done

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:17, archived)

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:21, archived)

oh good lord

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:30, archived)

more bleach, sir?

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:32, archived)

please... *scrubs*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:37, archived)

Haha.

It's really weird going back and forth between b3ta and the police violence in Oakland, California right now.

If the world were more like b3ta, ...um.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:46, archived)

moggy humanize crossing stripy cock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:07, archived)

This.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:50, archived)

hahahahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)

I like this

the colouring is really well done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)

HUMANIZE ANIMAL CROSSING NOW

BIG OL' TITTIES FOR FREEDOM

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d d, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:40, archived)

What is the story behind all this?

Why is she sad, while she obviously is eating cake? What happened to the cheetah she smeared into her hair? What happened to her real clothes? And how does Freebase come into all this?

We need some answers.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:58, archived)

she got a cake

but it wasn't battenberg as she wanted

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:10, archived)

That explains only about 23% of it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:49, archived)

This is more like it :D nice colouring.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)

Thanks XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)

She is beautiful.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

a lazy effort, which's probably nwot, but i'm an anarchist, allegedly

which's probably nwot but i'm an anarchist allegedly

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:39, archived)

wiot

belated woo yay hoopla

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:13, archived)

this may be my first ever hoopla! \o/

have a weird smile!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:29, archived)

hahaha

*click*, even if it is freebase

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:16, archived)

embrace the 'base!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:29, archived)

A wild FUCK enters the room

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:52, archived)

Hahahaha

exactly

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:22, archived)

> FUCK GANDALF

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)

this is great

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:12, archived)

now i wish i'd spent more time on it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:21, archived)

COME ON

the fuck has landed!

(hedonist, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)

exactement!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:15, archived)

haha nicely done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)

Not lazy enough

*clicked*

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)

spanner

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(the late review taught Will Self English, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:50, archived)

I'm afraid I can't really comment on this as I don't know anything about soccerball

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:55, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)

Oh my!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:06, archived)

ddddddouche bbbbbaggggg

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:07, archived)

28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqpitrhbde1qzvx7mo1_500.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)

real LOLs®

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)

*sues*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:24, archived)

harsh man, ...harsh

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:37, archived)

*settles out of court with a right good bumming then*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:49, archived)

I just found some Colby cheese cubes in my fridge -- YES!!!

I thought I finished them off last week

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)

www.parkandbond.com/product/85015520

...but wait -- it gets better
www.parkandbond.com/product/85015481

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:37, archived)

hahaha actual lols

cack filled gusset

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)

i'd buy that for a dollar!

wait, what? $880?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:53, archived)

Hahahaha

I have the uncomfortable feeling that they're serious.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:07, archived)

the second link had me thinking, 'why would someone wake Neo up at this hour?'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:20, archived)

"If you take the red pill, you'll fill your pants"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:22, archived)

Too soon?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)

how did you manage to get him to look like gaddafi and bush at the same time?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)

Hmmmmm... *strokes imaginary goatee*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)

stikethrough lols!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

That goat is NOT your imagination

*waggles imaginary large bushy eyebrows* :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:47, archived)

[a]hole, LOL

do you twist it in?
I think the guy's starting to get a bit crunchy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)

Is this dress suitable for my first date？

I am in love with a boy
he invited me to have dinner this weekend
I like him，
dig.la/6b
How do you think of this dress?

(gaixiexie, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)

Wankstocks

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)

They would cling to the buttocks when walking.

Pluss, there's a risk of suffocation......

hopefully.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:29, archived)

what?

just how long are your socks?
edit - ah shit, it said stocks, didn't it?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)

what are you doing with your socks?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

i was thinking of selling them on ebay

why, did want some of them?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)

Aye, I've got a bit of DIY to do and need a new hammer.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)

they'd be perfect for that!

*adds buy now price*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:26, archived)

Well, are you male or female

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)

I think you have confused us with people who pretend to care on Facebook.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)

*clicks i pretend to care*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

Kill yourself

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)

Bit harsh that one....

Ok it's a no go and stupid post.....

I shake my head in disappointment thusly.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:07, archived)

Maybe that's how you guys roll in Warrington, tim

but that ain't how we do it here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:25, archived)

spambot cannot self terminate

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)

WHY DON'T YOU WEAR A TANKTOP INSTEAD

SO THAT THE TANKS WON'T LOOK OUT OF PLACE WHEN THEY DRIVE TANKS OVER THE "TOP" OF YOU IN TIANANMEN SQUARE LIKE GOOD RED ARMY MURDER FALSE IMPRISONMENT LETHAL CHICKEN DISEASE CHINA CRIMELORD COUNTRY FALUN GONG FALUN GONG

LOLSPAM

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)

you speshal a merkin

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

Dunno, try asking offtopic

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:42, archived)

you'll

probably want to invest in a second leg if you really want to impress him

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An Egg ,D, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:50, archived)

Wait, is this Heather Mills' comedy account?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:53, archived)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:55, archived)

and

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An Egg ,D, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)

Ooooo

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:11, archived)

Haha. Obama just can't do smug.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:14, archived)

My compliments on your condiments

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An Egg ,D, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)

no its not

unless he is nero

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 4:33, archived)

soak it in shit.

then wear it backwards and upside down.

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:19, archived)

The dress won't hide your horrible, horrible personality.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:06, archived)

i clicked the link and bought the viagra

and signed up to buy a russian wife.

is this good?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)

It's you again with another account...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)

But time he is his sister

and is no longer concerned about whether she should wear this or not.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)

dumb cunt twice

shall we go for a third

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)

i missed the celebrity BME earlier, cause I had to work :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)

also, I found this rolled up and stuffed under the door today :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)

I might attend

what date is this event

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)

This Sunday, bub!

Just sit on the front porch, and they'll come get you. Bring lube.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

...and if they want to blindfold you before you get in the car, do NOT freak out. It's just a fun thing they like to do

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:06, archived)

All the time touching...

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

船長は、彼は再び私のお尻を触っすべての時間です！

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

Do not misunderstand

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

WELCOME TO B3TA

I don't accept HTF art modification without my permission.
You seems don't understand, I don't forgive my HTF fanart without my permission that modification/upload.
I can't publish other my dA works for the causes you HTFart without permission upload . -_-

Please, Don't use my HTF fanart work.
But, Banjo-Kazooie, JollyJack fanart are OK. I don't care for them.

In Japan, There are many victim for upload HTF fanart without permission.
If I forgive you , I can not point out to others.

again, Banjo-Kazooie JollyJack fanart are OK.

You Know? This is true. :(

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)

So which ones can I use?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)

why are you talking to yourself?

and why didn't you tell her to go fuck herself given that her work all seems to be ripped from somewhere else anyway?
(in your conversation with yourself)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:35, archived)

Potato

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:56, archived)

thank god your here

i scrolled down the board and when i came back up nothing had changed. i thought i was all on my own

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)

you are

we don't really exist, your talking to yourself again...

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:02, archived)

*spazzes out*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

we ARE the one-million monkeys, typing out a great masterpiece

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)

so far it's taken ten years and we are still no closer

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

it's the comedy accounts that are holding us back!

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)

ya think?

(Vladimir Gluten, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

only coz we type slow, init!

(please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:47, archived)

my here what

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:02, archived)

Belgium

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)

your never alone

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

my never alone what

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)

you never along your ham to be thatching

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)

Tam Hutcher

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

Spam Butcher

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)

Tam O'Shanter

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)

shockjaws biggest nightmare came true... a night in a hounted house and he forgot to bring beer...

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)

hahaha

where's the shockjaw source, i think i had it once.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)

there you go!

edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/298147/80582594.jpg

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

great, cheers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

you're welcome.

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

i havent warmed to him quite as much as freebase or flanbase

but seeing that source pic now is wierd. He looks shopped to fook!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)

I guess that's the redeeming quality of these memes.

They look well fake.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)

I'll never grow tired of shock's lovely dance :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)

Have you seen the compo suggestion I posted? (well, Haku suggested it, I just stuck it up)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1404624

I think in terms of source material, this will be an ace compo to do :) gives everyone, day or gayshift, chance to do something.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)

now , thats what I'm talking about! :D

sadly, I don't think its gonna win against another shitty movie or TV show challenge... :P

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

We'll have to wait and see... is Fraser back from his holidays yet?

I hate having to wait till Friday for a new compo. :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)

I don't know, quite a long holiday, isn't it? :/

well, gotta go, bye mr. fox! :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)

I know right?

And nighty night, Mr. Oleary! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)

EVERYONE IS ON IT DOOD

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)

ha ha, awesome!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)

it does indeed

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

I don't think its shopped like someone intended to create a fake redneck

its just a HD photography, shopped to fuck

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

Saying that

If you look at his legs, they should go darker further down. Either some deviant's shopped this, or there's a halogen light under the bleachers.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)

wait, what?

i always thought it was a shopped image of Blakey from 'on the buses'

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)

Great job!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

For a moment I thought this was a SundaeLunch gif...

o_o

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

woo

that's nearly as disturbing as that erm.. I don't know what it was in a shower that was a bit smashed and had a smiling face on it

fuck

that was years ago

I'm spending my life on b3ta, I hope future generations appreciate it, the bastards.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

one of mine?

maybe it's this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)

it was looking down on it from above

it might have been a shower, it had that look of showery type of thing

edit: Also, wtf, I should find the above image disturbing, I don't.

Lol, it's a funny image :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

a sinkhole gif?

i still don't know if you mean one of mine, but you made me think of this, i think i had another version with blood splattered on the ground and the guy shaking

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)

there might have been a "sink hole"

but it wasn't a sink hole

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

I DON'T KNOW WHY I FUCKING BOTHER

YOUR ALL GAY!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

*rubs self*

Because you love it, you dirty dirty little dirty you

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

gayshift just got gayer

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)

you bet your life it did!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)

I think I am going to make some instant pudding now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

WHAT IS EVEN?

OH NO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

With apologies to Mr. Wayne

Clicky for full

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

What a horrific crime scene!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

Sebek's bones!

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

did he eat him

or is he kicking the croc's brain in from behind?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

fuck it, i'm going to watch the rest of the relic.

g'night all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

They win in the end.

Or loose,

Or find out it's really old,

I dunno, never watched it.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)

i have

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

Which was it?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)

Flying croc kick!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

I think he's just...there...

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

Nice

but who did Mary Poppins land on anyway?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

Poor guy

no wonder he's always so moody.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)

Ban this sick filth...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

that skirt is SO last year

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

speaking of filth

my mate just found out his 15-year-old nephew is banging a 26-year-old woman. the boy's mother was furious and went to the police. they did absolutely nothing. according to them, because he's a boy, she's not taking advantage of him. she's still a paedo in my book.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

Poor kid must be hating it.
I know I wouldn't have wanted to have sex with a 26 year old when I was his age.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

maybe so

but it's the total double standard that's pissing us off. if he was a girl getting shagged by a 26-year-old bloke, he'd be locked up in no time.
not to mention the fact that she's now pregnant.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

Pregnant, that makes it a lot worse.

Depends on what sort of 'relationship' they have as to how abusive it is.
Quite apart from the fact she must be way stupid to get in that situation.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

especially as this is child number 4

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

Yeah just caught up with the lower thread.

She needs help before she screws up more lives.
Bet there is a huge history to all of this going back generations on both sides.

very sad,

fuck'em, I'm off for a smoke/beer.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

sounds like a plan

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

The study of fish takes years of practice.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

You made me lol, bad person

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

indeed it does

which is why i shelved my childhood dream of becoming a marine biologist

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

It's never too late to dive in.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

apathy makes lazy cunts of us all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

Indeed, Fish Species, Fish Science, Types of Fish and applications of Fish, the use of Fish, and Fish shaped Fish pieces, made out of Fish.

These are not simple things that could be adequately appreciated in a few hours of study.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

Stop refering to the police as the filth... you've been watching to many episodes of the sweeny on dave you have..!!

Cor..... what a lucky lad....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

the sweeney is shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

Yes Guv...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

I'm a twelve guv a day I am guv.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

i hate cockney stereotypes

which is one of the reasons i don't watch eastenders

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

rubbish

The Sweeney rocks

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)

You can't bang anything at 15

More of a gentle knock really.

But yes, lady is paedo. Unfortunately, my understanding of the reaction to these age gaps is thus:
Teen girl + older man = Fuckin sickhead! Call the police!
Teen boy + older woman = Gaw'n, son!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

sadly, yes

she's had 3 kids taken off her so far, this one probably will be, too. the poor lad says he wants to be a dad. i may be being a bit of an old cunt about this, but how can you be sure what you want at 15?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Allow me to correct your terminology.

A paedophile fucks/wants to fuck pre-pubescents.

Somebody fucking/wanting to fuck a 15 year old boy is a ephebophile or possibly a hebephile.

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Shlvng, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

so corrected.

either way, it's still not right.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

I wasn't trying to detract from your moral & legal points,

just trying to draw attention to the media habit of lumping in people such as your mates' nephew's lover with men who put their cocks in babies.

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Shlvng, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)

fair enough, i wasn't arguing your point

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

DAMMIT I WANT AN ARGUMENT NOW

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Shlvng, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

NO YOU DON'T!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

You're right.

You bastard. You utter bastard.

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Shlvng, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

that's bitch, if you don't mind

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

You bitch bastard.

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Shlvng, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

How erudite.

(smartarse)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

I feel there is a MASSIVE difference.

If I sucked a 15 year old's cock it would surely deserve a different word to sucking a 2 year old's cock.

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Shlvng, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

Maybe if I was trying to analyse you

From the child's standpoint there is no real difference.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

Ha, that's funny.

You ignored 13 years of development in one sentence.

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Shlvng, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)

Yes, there is massive difference, 'black and white' thinking on any subject is ignoring the complexity.

I just forgot the {;-) on my attempt at a joke.
It is really supposed to be a somewhat jocular environment.
{:-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)

Ephebophile (feebo?)

Got it, ta.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)

An old flatmate of mine had his music teacher take advantage of him when he was 12

one of his biggest issues was that whenever he told anyone they'd say 'nice one!' or something similar. He's a raging alcoholic these days.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

12?

fuck, that's messed up! all my music teacher did was imitate the policeman from 'Allo, 'Allo.
badly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

I had many steamy dreams of my music taking advantage of me

She never did =/

Edit: bah, *music teacher*

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simbosan is too tired, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 3:19, archived)

little pedro wants out

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

*drops monocle*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

o_0

www.b3ta.com/board/10582783

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

Went to a couple of nudy beaches

The people there are never that shape. /edit: nor am I, to be fair.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

you're right

the look like potatoes with popsicle sticks hanging out the bottom

... :O I mean the legs

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

And that's just the women

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

and that's if you're lucky

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)

i don't like those signs

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

Oh my!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

Transvestite beach.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

is it father magnet?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

Rainbow dinosaurs being tormented by rainbow dinosaur witch

As per Mu's request.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

and you didn't even colour in over the lines

you're good

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

I'm a pro at colouring in by numbers.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

have you written a tutorial

i need help.
also, that's some damn fine drawingmanship

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

No tute, sadly. But do all the 5s first, then the 2s and the 3s.

And thanks :D More stuff here **spams***

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

Shopped only please

EDIT: ~~Shopped only please~~ Chase the dinosaur

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

He has bigger teeth than I do

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

what lovely gay dinosaurs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

All dinosaurs are rainbow.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

Even when there's no rain?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

why did you have to mention rain?

it was fine 5 minutes ago, now the heavens have opened :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

Ah sorry, forgot to mention my meteorological-bending abilities

**does little un-rain dance**

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

0_0

you're just freaky, it's stopping!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

I'll make it come back later.

Bwahahahahahaaa

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

make sure it's when i'm going to sleep

i love the sound of rain on my bedroom window when i'm all snuggly in my bed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

See kids...drugs are good.

(cool)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

WIN

G'nite b3ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

night skuggles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

Lully....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)

Pretty!

I like! :)

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

You've got the power...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

Ahhh....

He is lion down, having a rest....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

ouch

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

dont tase me bro!

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

evolution in action

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

anyone bother posting this sort of shit on here anymore?

it's been a while

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

Pffft!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

No, these days it's all tentacles and kiddy porn.

(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

i suspected it would be

i've never liked calamari myself

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

i miss wood glue, it's fun to peel off your fingers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

^this^

Or making fake wounds from dried PVA, the simplest pleaseure a human can have.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

oh yes, mix in a little red paint and you're good to go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

copydex all day long for me

it bounces and smells of nappies and since the court case it's as close as i'm allowed to get

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

The judge was very specific about that wasn't he.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

very

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

well, they were his nappies after all

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

damn killjoy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

I still do that every once in a while

I like doing the whole palm.

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)

hehe

welcome back matey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

what ho! old chap

i'm building up to doing something humorous, it's only been 5 years, i'll do it one day.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

haha no, but thats some clever shit

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

na we're much much shitter than this

nice to see you again, you lurker!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

bless ya

gunna cut down on looking at naked girls on the other channel and spend some more quality time here, i've missed you

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

if you want c@nts - you got 'em right here

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

arf!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

Hello!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

hello

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

It's good to see you back here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

it's nice to have a dabble

albeit briefly for today.
promise i'll be back, promise.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

Okay

I'm going to get some sleep now anyway.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

me too

sweet dreams dear mediocre. xxxx

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

Nice.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

Haha!

Needs more Freebase

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

i have never, ever, ever, nor will i

and, sorry i missed your call earlier. hopefully next week.....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

I can't work this.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

You wanted a star wars reference, you shall have a star wars reference...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

and a fucking HUGE one at that!!

FAQs methinks..............

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

size isn't everything...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

true...

and clickies

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

PROWSE

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

STERNS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

*Bows*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

ROLLOCKS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Penguin is impressed...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

she's that flexible

yet she still feels the need to paint her toenails?
low self-esteem, right there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

sexytiem

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

i don't remember seeing you on saturday night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Sufferin succotash

Hadron Collider party night?

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

THIGHS!!!!!!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

boobface

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Sweet feckinell

This thread's gonna have me sorted for a week!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

sorry for the poor colour match...

had a crap monitor when i made this,... they looekd the same colour!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

What algorithm did you use ;)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

cheesecake

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

leave it to l'oreal

enhanced in post production.............

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

I think I've had her

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

CHEVRONS

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

can it be milked?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

This image = your username.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

TITS- oh... wait.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

I miss Tits' cats....they were ace

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

i miss cats with tits

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

do the knockers put you off your shot?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

where is Tits?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

That's great :)

Catches you out

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

he fat

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

big boned

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

very hammer house of horrors

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

......would be if he landed on you :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

pff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

lovely

woo from me

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

hahahahaha :D

FAT CAT! :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

^This

with knobs on. Yay FAT CAT.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

hahaha

bloody splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

brilliant and right up to your usual standard

or is that down...:)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Fantastic!

'clicked'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

Surf's up...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

When time travel goes wrong, only fuck can save us....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

holdin' out for a hero

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

He looks hero enough for everyone...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

he is rather suave

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

You know full well, when he lands on the beach....

All he'll have to do is straighten his tie, before walking into the bar and ordering his vodka martini

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

mmmmmmm, vodka......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

Hate the taste....

Just love what it does so quickly.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

i rather like vodka

if you want to get pissed quickly, try aftershock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

Once did the three colour mix (though there are probably more flavours now)

I think my mouth was a bacteria-free zone afterwards.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

christmas eve in spain

2 bottles of hooch hula, 2 laerge bacardi and cokes and 17 purple aftershocks. fell in a dry riverbed on the way back to the hotel, puked in the sink in my parent's room, then showered and changed before going down for breakfast. the hangover didn't kick in till dinner time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

17 Aftershocks? 17??? Are you composed entirely of liver?

And does Hooch still exist?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

i was MUCH fatter back then

i could drink like a fish. also, some ugly bloke was paying, as he was trying to get into my oversized knickers. don't worry, i told him from the word go that, no matter if he bought me drinks, he wasn't getting anywhere.
he couldn't, my dad was there.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Wait..

It wasn't your dad, was it?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

my dad's not quite that ugly

and he's far too tightfisted to buy me that many drinks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

"are you composed entirely of liver?"

I think I might say that to people at random, and see what the result is.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

my guess would be a stay in a padded room

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

the walls are so soft

but even they tell me to kill, too.

Hahaha! What silly walls!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

Why are the voices always to violent?

Why do they never tell people to stay home and bake a nice cake.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

because they want you locked up

where they can talk to you in peace

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

it's because the violent voices stab them

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

I just drink it with a tip of coke so works as quickly as possible....

problem is... if I have a bottle.. which is what it comes in, I drink the bottle, which means saying bye bye to the next day...!!

As I say, only like it when I want to get supper pissed supper supper fast... just what the doctor ordered sometimes...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

yep

that's why i stick to wine these days, except for party times

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Thinking about it.....

Not RISKED doing a bottle simce I was in hospital....
it's nearly 6 months since I'v been that pissed...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

6 MONTHS??

it's only been 4 DAYS since i was so pissed that my mate managed to wrap her legs around my face and take a photo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

Well you were alowed.. it was your birthday....!!

I'v been nearly that far... but to go out a delliberately buy a bottle of vodka, knowing that I shouldn't because of what happened ect just didn't realise i hadn't done it for that long untill I just worked it out.... I still need to cut down again..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

join the club

*looks guiltily at wine bottle*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

Guilt leads to the dark side.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

oh, i do hope so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

Is this from the beginning of Die Another Fuck Day?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

Fuckraker....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

Dr FUCK

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

Casino RoyalFUCK?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

The spy who FUCKed me

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

From Russia with FUCK

this could go on...

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

Fuck yer...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

sorry :p

hahahahahaha not really rraaaaahhhh

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

A Quantum of FUCK

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

Gold fucker...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

Or Fuckfinger

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

that was austin powers, silly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

the spy who loved me was bond

Silly Smash

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

yes, but it was shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

of course, it didn't have connery

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

indeed.

that said, i like moonraker.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

Fuckfinger

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

Fuck and let fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

Thunderfuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

Fuck another day

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

On Her Magesty's Secret Fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

Diamonds are Fuck

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

You only fuck twice

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

I totally gazed you up man.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

Fuck

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

Fuck Royale

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

License to Fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

The man with the golden fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

he should see a doctor

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

The Fuck with the Golden Gun

Sounds like a Snatch character...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

The man with the fucking gun

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

Fuck your eyes only.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

A view to a fuck

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

Fucktopussy

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Quantum of Fuck

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Indeed.

And to thread-jack, I have a free hour to sketch something. Anyone have any suggestions?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

Don't ask 2can that. He dithers and agonises and over a year later he still hasn't thought of something.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

Are you speaking from experience?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

Yes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

Draw me a rainbow dinosaur in a perilous situation.

Involving witches. Rainbow dinosaur witches.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

Are the rainbow dinosaurs practitioners of the dark arts?

Or are they being threatened by witches?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

Some rainbow dinosaurs are practitioners, some are innocent.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

Christ

Alright, I'll have a go.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

+10 points for including Sundrop.

+20 for Skugosaur.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

Oh, I failed :(

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

Well, none of them are "innocent".

But you get the idea.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

A view to a FUCK

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

The fucking daylights

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

The FUCK is not enough

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

The Fuck is not Enough.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Fuck never comes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Hmmmmmm

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Never fuck never again

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

Dr. Fuck

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

Fuck No

^{that also works}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

Fuck your eyes only....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

you only FUCK twice

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

Only fuck once at my age...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Wait... I don't remember an ostrich in that one

Lies, I tell you! Lies!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

Live and let fuck....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

oh noes its jars!

(dun dun dun dun dun - jarofsharks noise)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

face pollution

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

Look what the FUCK you've started!

\o/

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

"YOU THINK THIS IS FUCK? THIS IS NOTHING! I SHOW YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

Is what I imagine he's saying.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

MOOOOOAAAARRRRR FUCK! I SAID MOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

FUCK IN A BARREL!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

Dear old Vimod

alsways the one to keep his cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

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