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[challenge entry] Zombie lizard in a neoapocalyptic wasteland.

'cos zombies still fucking won the vote
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# True dat...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# My girlfriend broke my Ghostbusters II mug
I'm too upset to like this!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# They will remember.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha!
You're a treasure
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# That time they mixed up the dildos with the mustard gas shells,
how they all laughed afterwards.

Edit: My poppy has just exploded. The little black plastic centre pinged off the stalk and the petals fell off.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)
# brilliant
click :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# ooof!
right in the kisser!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Haha! Superb!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Sportball lols
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I love the way the FA said that they wouldn't allow poppies because they don't allow "political, religious or commercial" symbols or messages on the strip
...apart from all the fucking sponsorship, obviously
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# It was FIFA...
you don't get sponsership on international strips.

The FA wanted it

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# /deliberately got his sportball facts wrong blog
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# sorry...
I just get really annoyed when people who hate football suddenly start jumping on a bandwagon.

Should have known better with you you cheeky scamp
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)
# What I don't understand
is why it counts as any of those things.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# He needs a piss chaser for that
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] 11/11/11
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:05, archived)
# B&
Put it on an armband, son. Because that makes more sense.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Yeah, otherwise he's being stabbed with the stalky bit
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Touching
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# cloth
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# phalluses
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh politics
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)
# He's watching out for "muslims against crusades"
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)
# All seams ok here
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaa tits
aaaaaaaaaaaa tits
aaaaaaaaaaaa tits
aaaaaaaaaaaa tits
aaaaaaaaaaaa tits
aaaaaaaaaaaa tits
aaaaaaaaaaaa tits
aaaaaaaaaaaa tits
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Not only did I accidentally start a new thread with this (for about five seconds), but also, it IS possible to get 7 from those numbers.
Conclusion: I shouldn't come on B3ta before I've had any caffeine.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)
# and that's numberwang
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I read that as "nuremberg"
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha
make me want to shout Crackerjack for some reason


CRACKERJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# (1+1+1)*(1+1)+1
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# It's half an hour till 11-11-11-11-11-11 here
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)
# ((1+1) x (1+1+1)) + 1
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I know.
Tragic really, isn't it?

*sigh*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# the highlight of my friday right there :)
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# TOO SOON
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)
# SLOBLOCK
As I said a few moments ago when this was in a new thread :p
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that.
I was being extra extra cuntish.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# That'll learn ya to get the caffine in first :)
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)
# LEST WE FORGET!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey, beautiful lady, I need you tonight. Lovely, lovely lady ...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# The last thing we need is another manufactured lizard band.
Woo!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)
# I still don't know what sexing one up means

Do they mean getting someone all hot and bothered or just the sex act itself? Hmm?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I assume it means "to make more sexy"
So, you know, stripper shoes, vajazzles and a big pair of bloomers.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Keep talking
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Her name was Lola...she was a lizard
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:45, archived)
# HAWT
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:46, archived)
# at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters
And old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars....they fell in love
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:48, archived)
# they drank ribena
in the cantina
with alfred molina
and his hyena

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:58, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Jesus christ lizard
they seem him runnin', they hatin'
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:40, archived)
# WINNER!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:33, archived)
# i agree
and how it has not yet been fp'd is beyond me
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Fucking Friday!!!
fucking FLEA...

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Ha ha, What?
Ning DB!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Ning WB
x
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# 'ning db
and wb


(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Ning SAGDTH-JCO5CPB-T
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Haha!
I was just typing that!
You dropped this: !
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Mind the piss...
* Today is a happy Friday!

* Although I am off to work now - Laters!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:20, archived)
# groans
:D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:43, archived)
# I'll just plop this here
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:51, archived)
# ^ Would...
* Also, have a pea from last night...


This is what I meant by you having a better arm action
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# YEAH MONSTER TRUCK CRUSH USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Pat Lols
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Hahhaha
This is silly and I like it!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:45, archived)
# I think I've been there
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Woooo It's FRIDAY and todays birthday VAGCREAM, 'Girly Girls' are...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:52, archived)
# and for the 'Blokey blokes'...
'Drunken Miss Hopeless' suggested Robert Ryan and a couple of days ago 'Eduard Khil's Haircut' asked for Vincent Schiavelli, seconded by 'Kitty Fantastico'.

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:52, archived)
# I don't remember the Freebase buggery scene from "The Dirty Dozen."
Was it an extra on the DVD?

Anne Hathaway, Wallace Shawn and maybe Grace Kelly for tomorrow, please.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)
# You need to watch it again...
also this
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)
# prefer these without added meme
as my signature would suggest
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# # I have no idea why, but Freebase and Vimod still make me giggle. Maybe its a sickness.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# i have no idea why either
perhaps they appeal to people who tune into "you've been Framed" to watch people fall over 100 times in a row
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Oh, no! I am cut to the bone for liking a thing
on the internet.

I'll go back to watching terrible mass produced TV programmes that are frankly, beneath me. Because that's what I'm like when I like something that you don't. I am shamed.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:07, archived)
# don't you flounce at me madam
:P
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I don't find them funny in themselves
but sometimes they can be worth a chuckle in context
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# ^ Not what she said
The more memes the better for me
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Yay WB! Have emerged from my strange time warp and .... politely request....
....Anne Hathaway tomorrow for fwappage
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Hurrah for Vincent Schiavelli!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)
# What colour matching algorithm do you use?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# There are colours in that picture?
...sorry, I got distracted
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
I've just tried to wipe that blob on Calista's nose
off my computer screen.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Perv
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Especially as I was looking at Vincent at the time
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:49, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Ning!
Very nice work today. That Flockhart is a filthy tart.

Also, I didn't realise it was Jonsey's birfday? Happy fuckday Freebase.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha.....
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
# So is the Flockhart seductively licking cream off her finger
Or just been caught in the act of ramming it down her throat to vom up the cakey goodness she's just scoffed?

And from that sprang unbidden to my mind the question by which everybody's social mores should be judged... which idea does one find the more sexually stimulating?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Her sitting on the cake and wriggling.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:58, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Ning Wobster
For tomorrow, can we please have Jack "Napaloni" Oakie and Kim "Dr Zira" Hunter? Ta.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pushin all them posts down the board

(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Mesmerising...
Ning Chumpers... You have a better arm action than mine...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:41, archived)
# Ning WB
Who can we expect to see in your vag this morning?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:49, archived)
# No, not this morning....

EDIT: Woo ^^^^ there they are!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:53, archived)
# It's a trap
a mind-trap. very nice :)
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:51, archived)
# Ta!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Cool
Nice arm action there
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Ning mediocre...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Cheers!
Happy accident though.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Recursion!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:13, archived)
# nice one:D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] one last drink
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:00, archived)
# ^ NICE!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:09, archived)
# merci!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:49, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:11, archived)
# So do I
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:30, archived)
# and to you too
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:50, archived)
# many thanks
what time is it in the Netherlands?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:50, archived)
# It's 08:20 right now
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Lies, LIES
It's 11:22 in the night where I am.

Also thank you.

Here's wishing you all a jolly Friday.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:23, archived)
# Thanks
It will be a very jolly Friday, as I just got a job after being jobless for a couple of months. And it's a nice one too, I think.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Congratumalations!
Jolliness abounds. Having a slow start to the day, with lots of tea and digestives, but must get on with it soon.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:47, archived)
# that is fucking great news!
congrats. enjoy.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:49, archived)
# It's been a year of ongoing bad newses, so this one was very welcome indeed
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Same here.
I wonder what time it is in Rmoolaland?
Edit: Well that answers that then....
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:23, archived)
# The orcas are chirping so it must be close to midnight here
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:25, archived)
# Chamekasi
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Your powers are weet, old man.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your breakfast

He pissed in it
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:14, archived)
# I don't think so.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:48, archived)
# Well, that's because he never told you
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:12, archived)
# do not underestimate the power of the frosted side
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:25, archived)
# Happy anniversary celebrations of signing up for a website, pedrohin
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:29, archived)
# thank you sir
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:32, archived)
# 6 years ago...*canned laughter*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:44, archived)
# Bet he didn't know what he was getting himself into
*canned laughter*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:11, archived)
# that's what she said!
*sounds of crickets chriping*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:43, archived)
# happy candlefuck pedro
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:52, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:52, archived)
# If you strike me down I will become more flaky than you can possibly imagine
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:19, archived)
# This is beautiful! :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:34, archived)
# This is a thing of amazement
*click*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Weetabix: Domo, I am your breakfast
Domo: EVERYTHING'S MY FUCKING BREAKFAST!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
Wonderful.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:05, archived)
# spang
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:08, archived)
# i say give it an fp
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:12, archived)
# thou art too kind sirrah!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:20, archived)
# That's where David Icke lives!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:15, archived)
#
lives basks
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:19, archived)
# Has England got gout?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
# now put a collar on him!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)
# exciting
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:42, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:41, archived)
# cheers!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:33, archived)
#
yummy cake
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Boner babbies
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:15, archived)
# fresh content -- Emma Stone (I cracked one off for taters -- may get going on a beared one for real :P )
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)
# I'm unsure which wins
squirrels with tits or these beauts?
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:46, archived)
# you lumped these with squirrels with tits?!? :((
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# sorry
I am a pervert.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:54, archived)
# oh, ok, cool!
Many 'round these parts aren't too fond of squirrels wif tits, and thought you might have been one of them
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Happy b3ta day you freeeeeek.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:07, archived)
# for 'real'
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)
# *fwaps uncontrollably*
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:12, archived)
# dude, that's fucked up :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:29, archived)
# one man's rubbish is some else's treasure....
or something like that
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)
# NOW WE'RE TALKING
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:53, archived)
# no, sorry, no we're not! :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:09, archived)
# well, ok...
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Happy candl3 day Pedro.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# thanks, old man! :D
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)
# these are great!
goodstuffs
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:42, archived)
# This is a bit alluring
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 5:30, archived)
# excellent
It's been a while since I saw one of these. Tres lovely.
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 7:24, archived)
# excellent work, sir!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Scaly skin? Check... Shifty Eyes? Check... Darting Tongue? Check...

Always knew he was one of them
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:23, archived)
# he is very lizardy :P
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Fire!
wax on!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:45, archived)
# ha, that's quite clever!
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# he iz lizard
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)

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