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# Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Haha!
But, needs more sexy blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I thought I'd
try something else for a change, and 'Glop' about sums up my day.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# My brain is glop, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I'm trying to out-drink a hangover
and failing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I am going to try and out eat mine.
With some Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# That didn't make any sense, but then, my posts very rarely do.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I understood it
My choice of music isn't helping my mood though. I used to know happy songs!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Uh oh!
Please tell me you're not listening to Coldplay or Dido?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Worse!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIpkqPfrpIU&feature=related
Very fitting of my overall demeanor!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Well, aslong as you're not shaving your wrists!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# You have no humanism
No, and my fingers are fine too!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Haha!
Please forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I never forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Pfffft
:`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# when you swim up a creek
and an eel bites your cheek, that's a Moray...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:46, archived)
# *becomes inspired*
When you roger a blonde,
While you're playing James Bond, That's a Moore A.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I don't know what this is
but I agree with the sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Apparently an eel.
But when i saw him, Glop was the word that sprang to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# is that the guy from allo allo?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Fuck, that took me too long to get
Heil Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# glop!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Some people on internet forums need this....


As a great man once said 'Having an opinion is not the same as having something important to say'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# IMHO this is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I'm stating my opinion that I have no opinion over this! IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# i've tried them, they don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# haha good answer, IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# IMHO, you're too kind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# it's so perfect -- it looks fake
WOO! I work with a guy who speaks in acronyms and TLAs constantly. I want to ruthlessly end him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I hope you'll be wearing a pretty floral bonnet when you do
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Good point - got to be wearing your PFB
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# You want to TWEP him until he's FUBAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# well, IANAL but i think that would get me in trouble PDQ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# AFAIK, BBQing his LWA over a MGTABHRIOAF is bad
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Talk with excessive profanity?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Yes, until he's Fed Up Being Annally Raped
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)
# you massive woofter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# ha ha, fuck! you insensitive prick
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# if your prick was insensitive
you could probably do more damage to him with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# if you work in automotive you have to use acronyms
as everything as a massively overnamed marketing term associated with it and you'd never get anything done if you had to spend 15 minutes referring to a gearbox function.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I worked at AT&T in the network operations with a bunch of ex-government and military
everything was acronyms. They even had nested acronyms
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# On my first day
at Messybeast I was handed a 6 page list of acronyms I would have to learn. I don't think I ever did.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Show him this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDfy3-J1hbw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# My whole Cisco networking course was one big acronymic cluster fuck.
/trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# BACF
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I have something important to say:
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# W.O.O. ? what does that stand for
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Without oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# you had to ask....
no oxygen for 2 hours. that'll teach you to be breadbaskets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Hehe, I was half expecting you to beat me to the draw with the Red Dwarf reference
I'd love to let you go, but the King of the Potato People won't let me.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# so let me get this straight
you want to fly on a magic carpet, to visit the king of the potato people and plead with him for your freedom?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Yeah, a little three-seater
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# *goes off to read what carcass magazine*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Wonderful but Ordinary Orifices.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# trollcats reply....
trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/i_have_important_things_to_say_trollcat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# oh dear, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# that cat is having humorously evil thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# No, I'm Ho
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Hi, Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# It's off to work we go...
?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# So it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Bilbo's flat as of earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Nicely added I avoided the couch as I couldn't see where to fit it in. \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Needs more croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Yay.. moonraker....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# my favourite of all bond films
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I remember going to see it at the cinama when it was released.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# don't think i ever saw a bond film at the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I saw Goldeneye at the pictures,
maybe Tomorrow Never Dies as well but I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:23, archived)
# there's a creepy old cinema near me
used to love watching horror films there, especially Demons. now it's a volunteer-run "community cinema", they never show anything that isn't family-friendly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# We had the worlds smallest cinama in Nottingham, but it closed...
This is it...

screenroom.co.uk/
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# nice!
cosy, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I'v seen a far few there... it was always a treat days as a kid....
and even up to a few years ago, I would go and watch them, you'r always garenteed what it says on the box with a bond film, so it;s had to be disapoited.... but stopped going to the cinama a few years ago now...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# used to go every saturday as a kid
the manageress was an old school friend of mum's, so we got free admission and sweets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# It was only a couple of months ago....
Talking to freind about it, that I suddenly came to the realisation that my brother and me were palmed off to the saturday moring picture show every week, my dad took us in the car and picked us up... only so my mum and dad could go back home and have a shag..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# we were evil little monsters
mum just wanted a bit of peace! dad was working in germany for a good while, so no hanky-panky for them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# We weren't allowed to be naughty..... strict parents..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# strict dad
which is why we played up when he was in another country ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# We used to get the line...
I'll tell your father when he gets back.......and she did...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# i'm glad mum didn't tell dad a lot of what we got up to
as a kick in the tailbone will have you hopping round the room clutching your arse and crying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# My dad had a phrase....
"How would you like to feel my big toe up your backside?"
Even as very young kids my brother and me used to make much fun of this behind his back...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# i'm not surprised!
think i'd better go offline for an hour or two, my headache tablets aren't working :(
'bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# perfect! someone mentioned the '90's and I was thinking more along that imaginary era as well
...the future as seen in Stanley Kubric's 1970's mind

my new* laptop's keyboard is really pisisng me off GAHH!

* was new and someone spilt water on it. It died and they gave it to me. I got it working, and I am too much of a cheapskate to buy a new keyboard for an otherwise perfect PC.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# 2001 was made in 1968 though....
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# i wouldn't have guessed. I was thinking more about 1973 or so
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Same year as Planet of the Apes
It was a good era for ape prosthetics
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
# 2001 was also made before man landed on the moon.
Sadly, Kubrick shows the stars twinkling on the moon.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# yeah that totally ruined the whole movie
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I might as well drop this here then...
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# "... and a Hobbit chair means comfort."
Nice work on the angles there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# It just seemed to fit nicely.
I was going on The invisible man's comments about it looking like a trailer or mobile home and other people's comments on the small windows and low lamp, I had a look back at the picture and it does look as if that might be truly Hobbit sized.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Maybe its from a film...
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# This chair is the best meme in a long while.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Freechair!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Chairbase?
Or Swivelbase, assuming that's a swivel-base chair. :3

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# FuckChair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Although swivelbase is fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# It reminds me of that bandwagon
based on the huge pic of a woman asleep with a baby and carpet that needed hoovering
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Ah yes, That was a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# i was going to mash them up but i couldn't (was too lazy to) find the source
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I think I missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Seems i did too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# no biggie, it was nothing compared to the flapping tongue or lolchairs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# It only lasted about 24 hours I think
Produced about 3 or 4 funny images, then fizzled out
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# ...as any bandwagon should :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# haha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# haha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# he's not flat, he's just a bit run-down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# loverly that
reminds me of this
www.simondale.net/house/
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I saw that the cost of it was amazing but then it was because the land came free
with the job of looking after the surrounding woods. But I would love to live in a house like that, although I'd expect my internet connection would be rather poor.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# true and a very interesting point regarding the land
back in 08 I came very close to having a go, looking in the Farmer's Guardian at sales of cheap small plots of land up in the remote hills of rossendale and certain legal loop holes (building on land by calling it a small holding etc).

there's people doing 'round houses' all around the country - some not strictly legal of course
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# That rail around the mezzanie doesn't look very safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Mezzanines are lovely
It's my aim to one day live in a house with one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)
# That's like an upstairs, but without walls isn't it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Pretty much - try a GIS for mezzanine
It's the sort of thing young art-loving professional couples would have in their homes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Well i like mezzanines but I don't think they're nice enough to make me GIS
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# i would totally live there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I would love to live in a house like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Just imagine the size of the spiders you'd get in there.......and how many of them there would be....
They mostly come at night... mostly...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Spiders are harmless, it's South Wales after all, so it's not the spiders you have to worry about it's the pit bull terriers the spiders own
/casual Welsh racism :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Spiders are the most terrifying looking of all the creatures on earth....
I know they can't harm me, they just terrify me completely.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# How are you with pumpkins?

I love spiders yes they are fearsome to look at but they serve a purpose in nature restoring the balance of things in the insect world and sometimes the bird world if it's a bird-eating tarantula.

I shouldn't tease you like this if you have a genuine fear of spiders - if you ask I will link the picture instead.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Yay for spiders
Exactly they are here to keep a balance and I'm quite happy to share my flat with the occasional big 'un that scurries across the floor off to the kitchen for a beer. Sometimes it brings me one back as well.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I should train a spider to do that too it would be so handy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Haha....Yay...only just spotted this... Pumkins are fine....;-)
They are great.... it's just how they look.. and how they run straight at you as well....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Looks like something you'd buy from hobbitat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Superb :D
I bet Janice likes it when Mr Cockchops pats her on the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# With glasses like that?
Full-blown S&M or nothing for Mr Cockchops.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Fetch the gimp suit, Janice.
Now grit your teeth, I'm going in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# *curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha... excellent....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Why, thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha, Mr Cockchops
What's a typewriter ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# It's a laptop which doesn't need charging.
No wi-fi, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Thanks!
Amazing how many source images I had to go through for that. And also the amount of porn that shows up on a 'moderate search' setting on google images.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Thenks awffly!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Thanks!
Possibly my last new image for a while - too much housey-movey to do in the next few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# excellent
I have a suspicion this is destined for ther front page - it certainly merits it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# You are too kind, m'sieur.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# told ya!!
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Clicking furiously.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
And bonus points for "Mr Cockchops."
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Classic!!
Clicks like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# hahahah
doesn't get any better than this
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Looks like the "typewritten" page must have taken you ages!
Congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# :-)
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] she wont leave it alone!
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# So shiny
Just. So. Shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Stop polishing it then!! I mean it's Anne Widdecombe for goodness sake!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Caution! Do Not Polish The Widdecombe!
Can Be Very Addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Okay, I have to ask...
in the film, why is the cat lady so bothered about Alex touching this sculpture? Some sort of subtle Kubrickian symbolism?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Ah yes, The Anne Widdecombe Movie
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Jesus wept
Did you really have to do this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Sunday morning old folk cream cake.
Tasted gooooood.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# This looks delicious
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# It was.
It may become a Sunday 'thing'.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# fresh cream :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10587903
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# very sweet
literally too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I wish I would have had breakfast befor seeing this ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# fancy a bit of cream in your tea now, and you're all out?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)
# He's completely spent
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Does wail aa poyf actualy mean anything?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)
# wail aa poyd is in the Mictoboy's Dictionary of b3tans slang
it means Why am I looking at a picture of your dog = which was a funny response to people who post Real Photo Sunday (RPS) pictures. wail aa poyf was Why am I looking at a picture of your Flat as the photo was a flat :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Haha yes got it, thankyou for such a full and acurate definition ...!
Although he claims it is a flat, to me it looks far more like a trailer/mobile home, the bit where the sofa, table and windows are, look like it extends out, like when you pull up for the night, and just next to the seat and poof there is a vent in the floor just like you get in mobile homes.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Someone tried to end me by mistake.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I think I know who it was
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# They said they were trying to end someone else,
So in exchange for my life, I promised to keep that person talking so they could surprise them from behind....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ewww :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# :) that's quite a mouthful
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Just rubbing it and it went off in your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaa:D

(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I need to expand my library of CDC .gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# This is sexual as fook!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Always cracks me up
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
#
(CaptainSunshine, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I put on my robe and wizard hat . . .
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] do props from a previous movie in the same franchise still count?
right scrolly -----+

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# You won the internets
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I sure hope the empire doesn't fly past this, they'll find out EVERYTHING! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
# "THE FUCK?!........................
................MY FUCKING SHIPS THE WRONG WAY AROUND?!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# pffffft
twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant.
Have this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# cheers DIck
I knew you'd appreciate the girth
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Yes.
Very much yes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
#


Click for bigger (179 kb)
(pi bennett, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# good work removing Lincoln there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# that was (Fly Projector)
scroll down...
(pi bennett, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)
# my spidey senses tell me emvee was joking
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Nah, I'm sure it was John Wilkes Booth.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Lovely!
Peter Griffin: [during a camping trip in a beautiful forest] You know, sometimes I feel like the whole world was made just for me...
[cut to the moon control room from "The Truman Show"]

Control Room Director: You think he's on to us, Christof?

Christof: No, he's an idiot.
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Oh hell yeah.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Oh dear "Bob"!
Yay!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# What my sig says...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Morning Wobbly McWobbington
Tomorrow, if you please, VAG CREAMS of Jobyna Ralston, Ingrid Pitt and Bjรถrk...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Yes
Bjork please
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# 10/10
Goldie Hawn tomorrow - sock it to me!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Just watched the new twilight
apparantly warewolfs love meatlovers
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 8:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)
# YEHS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# No - Meatloaf
They love Meatloaf
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)
# They would do anything for meatloaf . but they wont do that !
(DJTK, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# They tend to prefer his earlier stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# It's all coming back to me now . . . like a bat out of Hell
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Yays
Can I do this here:
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)
# F5
edit: smiley emoticon
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Wahay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)
# no racism intended - its purely a pun on the film!


Click for bigger (175 kb)
(pi bennett, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 7:00, archived)
[challenge entry] "Why doesn't somebody go to the bathroom? It always makes the food come."
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:53, archived)
# This has reminded me of Swelgje
Best of all the cartoon dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:10, archived)
# My favorite is Toothless, a Night Fury from "How To Train Your Dragon"
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# floss me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:30, archived)
# MOUF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Forgot the floss
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 4:34, archived)
# You have a lot of fangs!
and no. I'm not going to make it spin
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:27, archived)
# TOO MANY NUBBINS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:28, archived)
# Fair comment.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 7:17, archived)
# I waisted an hour removing lincoln!
it was interesting to do but pointless!

(Fly Projector, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:45, archived)
# Lots of stuff in life is pointless, but nonetheless fun. :)
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:55, archived)
# but now you've got the chair template handy for whenever you need it
so not completely wasted
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:57, archived)
# now that you have him and it
make him disappear into 'it'

it'll be fun
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 6:02, archived)
# Nice!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 6:18, archived)
# Cheers, Fhtagn!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 7:24, archived)
# Very nice! :)
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 7:25, archived)
# Ph'nglui!
:)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 7:35, archived)
# Since this didn't get any love first time round
www.b3ta.com/board/10596713
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 8:17, archived)
# it's not getting anymore love this time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Yay!
One reply more than last time.

My Sunday is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Klingon != Lovecraft
@nerdfail
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Actually on the second take, it is kinda' funny.
:)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I read that as pingu
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)
# That is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Thanks
I was inspired by FP of course. I see tentacles everywhere these days, and on empty thrones more so.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Sweet :D
Reminds me a little of this
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Yay... when alien had cosmetic surgery.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Jellicle Cats come out tonight
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# zoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# My attempt . . .
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:38, archived)
# I don't even own a sicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Are you accusing me of being a communist?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Why do you ask?
I can't be arsed, it's in too many parts
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:54, archived)
# You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:56, archived)
# I still don't see what this has to do with me being a filthy red.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Me neither
so why did you ask?
But, to be fair, it could do with an airing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)
# See first reply.
b3ta.com/board/10607774
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Oh, I see
mewsicle somehow equals Mu is a communist.

I love it when posts on the interwebs are about me too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:15, archived)
# I can only imagine the letter of complaints you have to write to recipe websites about the multiple death threats against you on a huge proportion of their pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)
# I never take it personally
you?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 4:33, archived)
# And damn!
I thought this was an innocuous enough post.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Pokemon!
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 4:09, archived)
# I love this
But, can nobody spell?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 4:30, archived)
# Must be one of those american/english things.
I was happy to hear that we speak it more in the style of the common accent at the time of the invasion of the Americas than you blokes do :)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 4:44, archived)
# That probably depends where you're from
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 4:54, archived)
# That has occurred to me
The suthu'n drawl is surely just decay. Folks got cut off from civilization and culture fermented. Of course that's America in a nutshell.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:00, archived)
# But Alaskans
and Hawaiians, and New Yorkers?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:25, archived)
# I don't know
-- the NPR thing was pretty clear on it being more like the Hollywood accent that we tend to think of as no accent, I think. I wanted to say Northern but then there is Minnesota, also Massachusetts. I really don't know, I'm from northern California myself duuuude, whoa.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Incidentally
I was referencing the 'mewsicle' post
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 5:34, archived)
# I call it a sling blade
I like the french fried taters.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Say Cheese! :P
(Fly Projector, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:38, archived)
# next in a series...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:43, archived)
# I WILL END YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# shit! everyone here wants to kill me
...or rear-end me :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# ha ha- cute! ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:55, archived)
#
I KNOW THAT CAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:59, archived)
# cool page!
favorite comment :: Wow its very funny picture. There are so many peoples like funny pictures. So i think its very popular work in this society.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:04, archived)
# Hello ladies, want to come for a ride? Just hop in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
# 'i fucking love this basket'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:16, archived)
# ahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:35, archived)
# IN MAH BASKAT
ON THE TORLET
RUBBIN MAH BARBED PANIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha!
oops, there goes the tum.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Sup?
(Fly Projector, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# CATISHEW!
bless you
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 7:06, archived)
# ah hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:56, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:24, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# DONT SCROLL DOWN THE BOARD
NOTHING TO SEE HERE ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# TRUST ME PEDRO IT WILL BE NO FUN FOR EITHER OF US WHEN I BLOW YOUR SHIT BACK UP YOUR ASS BUT IT HAS TO BE DONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:44, archived)
# DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:36, archived)
# is this a felching thing?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:53, archived)
# look out! she's packing a strapadicktome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:51, archived)
# locked 'n' loaded
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:58, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:04, archived)
# she appears to have shat leatherette teacakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:47, archived)
# oh, no no no.
Those are dung beetles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:47, archived)
# leatherette dung beetles?
that's some niche furniture right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Made you lolipop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Does anyone know anything about Halifax Easycash accounts?
Specifically if there's a limit to how much I can spend on the card at any one time?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Can you check your account online?
It should say somewhere if you have a daily limit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# I would have to register for online banking.
Basically, I tried to buy a laptop online. Just seen the email from pc world saying they can't fufill the order, three days after I placed it, with no explaination. I know there's more than enough money in the account to pay for the thing twice over. They still have it in stock.

I was just wondering if it was something to do with the card/account.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# I should really get a current account.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# that'd be
raisin your standards
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:29, archived)
# yes you did
and i calculate i've got about half an hour before i heave my guts up.
i hope you're pleased with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Nom nom nom. Lolipops.
Wouldn't you like another lolipop? I would. Nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:58, archived)
# there are 4 in front of me right now
2 purple ones, an orange one and a yellow one. just the thought of eating them makes my stomach churn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Oh wow, ORANGE.
Mmmm, I can just taste the orange right now. The lovey silky syrupy orange flavour. I can smell it. Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Now do brooke shields taking a dump while smoking a cigar
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:48, archived)
# *inserts humorous George Burns reference*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Inserts humorous Bill Clinton
cigar
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:32, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE BEING SHAT OUT OF ELSA PATAKY'S ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:08, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
AH! HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:29, archived)
# oh yea shit!
Is her nipple poking out?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# no, it's a button
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:17, archived)
# FFS STOP WITH THIS SHIT AND DO SOMETHING SEASONALLY RELATED LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Pedro I'm sorry I tried having a word with him but I think I have only further provoked him to murder you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:48, archived)
# EEK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:57, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:37, archived)
# OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# "...then when you get the comfy chair, you get the power."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:43, archived)
# i sit there, i sit there and politely wait until there is a lull in board activity
...and without fail, top-post someone
I love what you've done with the place tho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# thank you,
but I started to understand why certain people want to end you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:48, archived)
# it's gang up on pedro night on the old /board, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:03, archived)
# My flat as of earlier today


Click for bigger (70 kb)
(supk9lvr RAWRF., Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:04, archived)
# wail aa poyf
sounds like a place in Wales
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:08, archived)
# pimped out dentist office
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:09, archived)
#
ed out
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Pimp Dentist DDS
Sounds like a nice new FOX network TV show
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:11, archived)
# I'm sure the pilot is imminent
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:13, archived)
# and your point is?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:09, archived)
# the point is, he needs someone who knows tasteful interior design
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:10, archived)
# that's a very good point
at least my cushioned flooring is a decent parquet design
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:12, archived)
# hang on, why are your windows weirdly small?
and what's with the free floating table?
i don't want to know about your curtain/pelmet ensemble

thread deletion in 5,4,3,2,
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Where's the fucking telly?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:18, archived)
# wealthy people don't put televisions on the first floor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:23, archived)
# He is wealthy?
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:25, archived)
# i dont know, have the K9 luvr post a picture of his shoes
You can always tell by the shoes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:27, archived)
# A quick check
of his profile reveals he works at Poundland. Now i'm no snob, but unless he owns it this might be a breif liason.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:31, archived)
# you gold digger!
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:36, archived)
# i can't decide if i'm not a gold-digger
or if i'm just really shit at pulling rich blokes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:40, archived)
# everyone wants sugar :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Sir Alan? I think I'll pass
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:45, archived)
# ^this with huge sweaty balls on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I'm not a gold digger,
but I'd like a go at it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:53, archived)
# me too
being poor sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# It certainly does
and i'm signed up for it for life. I'm happy, but just once, now and again, I'd like to do something pointlessly expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:03, archived)
# oh hell, yes
i have a jar i save in. when it's got a decent amount in it, about once a year, i take it out and blow the lot! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:07, archived)
# I think you may have a slight condensation problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:47, archived)
# dux r evil
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:51, archived)
# So the dux are out to get you too?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Dux will end you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:55, archived)
# ...JUST SAW THIS
HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# You work at Poundland
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I was about to say the very same thing
!
(Monkey Bastard Hands, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# i blame Mu for this
thanks to eating 4 of these little fuckers at a wedding tonight, along with 4 cans of coke, i'm now violently sugar-crashing and shaking like a shitting dog :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 0:50, archived)
# I'd suck it!
Hang on.........
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:02, archived)
# the truth's coming out now
as are you, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Where's my Gloria Gaynor cd at?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:57, archived)
# it's on back order
along with the elton john cd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Embarrassingly enough, I have THREE Elton John cds.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Evil lolly is green and evil
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)
# yes it is
i had my hair in a bun and stuck all lollipops in it. this was a bad move as i wanted to eat them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:09, archived)
# DAMN YOU, PANCREAS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:14, archived)
# the prawns aren't helping, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 1:17, archived)

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