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[challenge entry] Hopefully makes a bit of sense
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Ferrero Rocher and nude kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# gets me hot
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Gah, I've been caught in that vicious circle before. It's not a good crowd at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Oh Ambassador, with these nude kittens you're really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# It all seems good fun, but once you get past the 3 pyramids per night, you're hooked.
I would wake up on park benches with nude kittens in my pockets. That's when I decided to quit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# there's a new programme at The Priory you can go on
Chocolate Fluff Therapy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# But it's so easy to relapse at the ambassadors' reception parties that are so abundant this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Ah, good, because I... uhhh... I mean, MY FRIEND, is totally addicted.
I'd go round his flat and there'd be empty plastic pyramids everywhere. A sad sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# paaaaaaat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)
# not worthy of it's own thread, so i'll slip it here if no one minds
(serge, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Crown Prosecution Service?
What other CPSes, are there?

Or have I got completely the wrong end of the stick?
(xaer0mancer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Likely bindun a thousand times
Though hopefully not yet rendered in graphite.

Filename if my drawing skills are too poor for santadentification.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# haha that's brilliant! i bet he'll be coming down a few chimneys etc etc
also i hope he doesn't empty his sack in my bedroom, boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# :D thanks
He sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# brrrrrrr
Santa's a busy man he has no time to play
He's got millions of stockings to fill on Christmas day
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
classy!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Superbly done! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Shudders!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# heehee
Got a postcard today!
started to make this for the B3ta City compo but didn't have time to finish it until yesterday


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# You have a great proliferation of memes in yours.
Particularly like the Beatle distribution - WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
# GRAND THEFT FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)
# WOO!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# heehee

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Hey! No!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
# It's true.
I can't get the old glass decorations out of storage anymore. The internets has ruined them for me.
sorry if I ruined them for everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Are we going for another xmas compo this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hope so!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I promise I'll make new material! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# ...he only comes once a year
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Nice, I like the style
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha! Great.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
# This is wonderful! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# "What type of droid did you say you were after?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Say no more!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
So they WERE the droids they were looking for!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# An oldie but goodie
Great pic - i love how shiny R2's dildo is! Is it shiny, or just 'mint humbug' coloured?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# as if you don't know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I think it's actually some kind of stripey snake that lives inside him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# R2D2 is a liquorice flavoured toothpaste dispenser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# aaarrgghh!!!
i thought you just made that up.

the stuff actually exists: www.gentlemans-shop.com/news/?p=1021

gross to the power of infinity, plus 1
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# *toot toot* All aboard, sailors!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# How queer
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Hubba hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Rusty bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Wasn't he Faith no More's keyboardist?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# With leather!
Looks just like a telefunken u-47!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Is this a pea with a santa hat on it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Nope
made fresh this morn' sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Great eyebrow action!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# heheheh, nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Sitting Maul
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Star wars christmas. This should be a compo, lest there be a barrage of peas later on!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# peas you say...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I enjoyed these
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# "Star Wars, Nothing but Star Wars, Give me those Star Wars, Don't let them end"
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent! Clicked!
Great work sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Eeep!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# is it that time already?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Seemingly


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
# He's just on his way back from Thorntons on Christmas eve :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Oh Noes!
He's about to trip over that rock!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
# wait, there's more...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# The only christmas image ive ever made for b3ta
And probably the last. Apollo-jizz...

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Has she got a touch of scrotehand?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# 'fraid so
Happens to the best of us. Tried to 'shop it out back when i made it so i dont get any bitching, but it would have looked shite. Its in a difficult area to remove.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Working on a new picture I accidentally made this...
Suitable for both the left and right hand....

I'm taking orders now in time for xmas*
*xmas 2052
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Haha!
The DJ at the 40th I went to on Saturday was Jeremy Beadle's long lost twin. I forgot to check his hands though!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Beadle's not about
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Life dealt him a shit hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# He went out on a limb
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# My very first post

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# A lot of mucking around, trying to get to grips with a few bits of paint.net that I've not really used much in the past.


EDIT Bugger. Loads of Star Wars threads already. Soz - forgot to refresh before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Very bloody well done there Baz!!
*Clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Thanks.
Squandered the bulk of the morning in quite entertaining fashion. Best get some lunch and get on with the massive pile of work that I should have been doing instead!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Lovely
Have a click Mr headwound
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Ill have a glass of Ootini please
Shaken, not burnt to a crisp outside my sandcrawler
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I am desperately trying to think of a suitable liqueur-based reply to this, but failing hard.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# They look like they would be easily startled...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# The sandpeople got kicked out for being a bit rowdy.
But they'll soon be back. And in greater numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# woo, very good
you should have turned one of the tea-urns into R2
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# and the barman in the white into Lobot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Maybe after another 3 or 4 years of practice!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Tis the season to be jolly.
jolly pissed from Christmas Eve til New Year's Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Tis the season to be jolly
be jolly chalk up about a 600 mile round trip visiting all the rellies, in-laws, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# this very good yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Thanks :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Aww
They look so sad not being able to join in on the drinkage going on indoors
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# It's a tough gig...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# That's a cracker.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Ta :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# 'tis the season...

Hello B3ta, sorry I've not been about much, life is preventing me from doing anything fun at the moment,
but because its the season for generousses and all that I have squeezed in a few Christmas card designs to give away.
There'll be 3 nice and 3 norty all in print res size and free for you to mass produce and send to whoever you want.
I shall also be auctioning off the original line art which the lucky bidder can have as it is, or coloured in with felt tips,
crayon, paint, glitter or a bit of each and stuck on some nice coloured card.
And if they really want to ruin it I'll write all over the insides with what ever unpleasant message they require.
All money will go to the Cats Survival Trust so they can buy mince pies for the aminals. More info probably tomorrow if I can find the time to colour the next two.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Nicely
I hadn't got round to christmas cards yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Lovely stuff toasticus
Do you draw the lineart, then add it as multiply in photoshop before colouring it in? I like the way you can see the pressure on the paper where the lines have been drawn.

I should make a chrimble card, but im too busy with work, too consumed with Battlefield 3 in my spare time, and i dont have a printer to print anything out. And i dont really do christmas cards. Yes, im a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# bah! humbug
i shall be taking your present back to the shops for a refund.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I have enough butt-plugs, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# yes and no (I don't use Photoshop)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
# what do you use for your colouring in then? Crayola? Finger paints?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro
Everything I need from Photoshop for a twentieth of the price
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Splendid stuff
i might drag out the andrew mcdavis tree topper again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I remember that
t'was on top of of company tree in Reception ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Yay!
I sent some of your ones out a couple of years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# ooh very nice
like the robin a lot
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# He KNOWS if you've been good or bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# OOh ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# The Death Star of Bethlehem!
Great Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Cheers Q
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# "The first transport is away..."
"... In a manger"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# good this is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# The festive spirit is strong in this one!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Outstanding.
Cheeky request for a cfb that can be blatantly ripped off for Christmas card use?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Is this ok for you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Sub lime!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Love it!
(william_shatner, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I'm hoping to win the advertising contract for this local fast food shop.


Google Map for HAS
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# "Stop posing dear girl and just pull one's finger!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Fuck it, I still would. Maybe the one on the left too if she begged and pleaded.

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# cheers mate
I was going to add a few skid marks to her dress and flesh his legs. I think it would work better?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Yuk!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# haha, "Some day, my prince will . . ."

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# the both looked equally surprsed by this turn of events
but the doves look on like it's a saturday matinée
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] There's nothing like this (thankfully)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:45, archived)
# he does as well
and word getting out is what killed his music career
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
# flipper job
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Spout Job
Or whatever they call them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# last time this will happen
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Stupid skydiver is stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Skydiving: not as harmless as it seams
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:45, archived)
# That's not skydiving
That's the 50ft woman doing gymnastics
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Silly skydivers. Jumping out of a perfectly good aeroplane.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ha ha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# new Panda gets used to life in Edinburgh Zoo...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# They've thrown his dismembered head into a barrel of talc!!?
Those Kerazzey Scotch!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Not enough empty beer cans and missing teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Needs more bottles of Buckfast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Where's the Buckfast Triangle?
Its around there somewhere, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)
# And in 2021, the Chinese will wonder why the pandas returned to them have a love of deep fried Bamboo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# glasgow are getting 2 new pandas as well, Si yu and Ji me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)
# That needs twittering
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# stole it from scaryduck :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Topicality means I can give this an airing again then

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# i done a laugh
(turbomerl, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# racist!
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# hurrah for panda rhymes
Danny Alexander (Feed Him To The Pandas)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# You know what.... I was bored and this happened.

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I like your boredom!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# it's all true,
except for the last part, which is bull
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# sorry, I dozed off
I dozed off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Nice!
I'd very much like to see this happen to the vast number of stupid tourists who have their picture taken doing the walk across. Well annoying!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I did look into that....
But it was a nightmare trying to find a pic that had enough details to shop them out to squish them or kill them in an imaginative way...

So I stuck with the original, There was a lot more going on than this but the gif came out at 2.5meg.... this is the cinematic (jesus will it goin the the fecking board now?) cut.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)
# That's brilliant
very Gilliam-esque

*strokes beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I thought the bloke on the far right was Gilliam-esque
I wanted the beatles to do the same wobble, but couldn't get it to look right.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# It's raining Beatles
Excellent work Tim
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Why thank you!
First time people have used the word "excellent" in regards to anything I have ever done....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# 2nd time
www.b3ta.com/board/10623492
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Oh yeah....
Must use these eye things more carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Advent calendar day 5


I fucking love today's meme
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Nice Flap usage there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Yeah he comes in handy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:17, archived)
# and he lives on my hat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# 'nings fella
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# this thing is a work of art
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# High praise indeed
thank you, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:17, archived)
# This is ace
I may not be able to tell you this every morning until Chrstmas so just assume that I think it is.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I like how Eddie Jackson is in there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# G'wan Eddie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Yay!
SkUGosarus! :D
*GLEE*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Nuke it from space.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# No, you're right.
There were only three Star Wars movies.
Also there were no sequels to The Matrix.
Nope, never.
LALALAICAN'T HEAR YOU
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)
# It did and it was brilliantly done
plus paved the way to cg gollum, dobbie, yoda, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)
# :)
Actually, I don't really care. I don't hold Star Wars sacred. And I agree it was technically done very well but at the same time the character did seem a little out of place within the films as a whole *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I think he was as badly scripted and stupidly voiced as most of the comedy characters
C3PO, yoda, ewoks, etc. Never understood why anyone got upset
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# I think they could have gotten away with the voice and the script if it wasn't done in completely over the top slapstick style
Some sort of connection with realism. It felt like they just forgot they were making a film and not a cartoon.

I do find it amusing how people get so upset about it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Yoda fighting R2 for a sausage
C3PO waving his arms about and going oh dear all the time
"get this walking carpet out my way"
Ewoks
Remind me which Star Wars film is the serious non comedy/slapstick one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Starwardler's List


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning Mistah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# 'Well I didn;t say there was a serious non comedy/slapstick Star Wars film.
But I think there's a line between a bit silly and overblown over-the-top stupid. And Jar-jar crossed that, that's all I meant.

And I don't even like Star Wars enough to get into a conversation about it! Agh! Sucked in! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I have to get this off my chest
They are fucking KIDS FILMS! The Ewoks, C3PO etc. are badly scripted, slapstick etc. because they are children's characters.

Yeah, I like the films too, I watch them quite often, but you can't expect characters aimed at entertaining children to be deep and meaningful, convincing and non-irritating to adults.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# and me . . .
I'm more machine now than man. My mind is twisted and evil.

Oh no that's Darth Vader


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Paving the way to CG Yoda?
Not a plus, that is.

George says that the revisions are what he would have done back then if he had the money, we've seen what he would do with the money, and it's severely lacking.
I really, really like the breakdown of Lucas's personal artistic breakdown here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

Further back he said: "People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society. The preservation of our cultural heritage may not seem to be as politically sensitive an issue as “when life begins” or “when it should be appropriately terminated,” but it is important because it goes to the heart of what sets mankind apart."

He was a genius, now he's a douche.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *blinks*
yeah the fight scenes with Yoda and Sudoku would've been greatly improved if he'd still been a stick puppet . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# What film was this? I really don't remember it being made at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# the Milennium Falcon has landed?
One flew over the Dookoo's nest?
A bridge R2d-too far


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Star Wars Movie Title Puns?
Why! There's an image challenge in this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# a TOAP challenge you say . . . ?
'ning Arch!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)
# 'ello fella, hope you're well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Fear and Loathing in Las Vaders?
yes vere well ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)
# To celebrate me being the best artist on /board I done you a picture.


Cheers to you all again. Thanks.
Sorry about being better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# don't say sorry
just proves we are all talentless bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:32, archived)
# YIF!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)
# THIS IS UNIMAGINABLE HORROR!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)
# There is a penis in the toaster.
IS this what killed dead cat or is it what scares frog away?
We aren't to know. That is the greatnes of an art.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# The juxtaposition of the yif toaster and the dead cat makes this for me

A++ would print and wank over again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Baldmonkey for top mod!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:49, archived)
# but cat waz ded all time?
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# A worthy winner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I hope you enjoy your prize of a nekkid picture of Rob
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# The prize for next month's comp should be a pic of baldmonkey enjoying the nekkid picture of Rob
And so on
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:03, archived)

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