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# why am I looking at a wait what I am I even looking at here
 

 
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:03, archived)
# the fuck is this
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:07, archived)
# mid-mornin javiel
danke
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:09, archived)
# its a fat legged lobster being chased by a tornado


OK, I see the cat's face now
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
# inverted photograph of unfocused light passing through a paper stencil
 
the horizontal grain is from my camera which I think may be dying
the stencil was for another reason
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Where's the switch?
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:18, archived)
# where's the cursor? where's the eraser
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 4:19, archived)
# Aww.. Bless him!
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:17, archived)
# tempted to slap a croissant on this one
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Haha - do it
You know you want to...
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:29, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Haha. It's Smugcat
No, it's Normalcat. They're smug all of the time. No, it's not that either. Satisfiedcat?
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 4:27, archived)
# He likes tuna filled croissants
YES
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 4:29, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 6:34, archived)
# Really odd horizontal lines in the original
Smugitude =)
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 7:22, archived)
# yeah my camera's been doing that since about September
 
horizontal grain and massive light leak in daylight, only on stills though, still shoots video.
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 8:01, archived)
# That's no Moon.
 
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# i filtered
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:53, archived)
# Nice work
But where do I start to join the dots?
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:54, archived)
# she is wearing the earmuffs
 

 
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:58, archived)
# blargh
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:03, archived)
# exploding head syndrome
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Rainbow poop.
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:01, archived)
# and cherry wee wee
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:03, archived)
# THE SYMBOL OF A NEW AGE
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:09, archived)
# THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:15, archived)
# IN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT
 

 
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:31, archived)
# MADE WITH ORGANIC FUCK
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:41, archived)
# reality iz hard
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# ennui of crow
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:02, archived)
# and
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:03, archived)
# candy for my eyeballs :D :D
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:05, archived)
# the fuck is this
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:07, archived)
# fuck is..ah of course
noo chew fah changis
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:09, archived)
# possibly still would
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:10, archived)
# UNDERBITE
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:10, archived)
# She would win the international soup sipping contest
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:16, archived)
# she looks like a nun
plus this hurts mine eyes
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:01, archived)
# i'd like to see how holy she is
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:05, archived)
# im guessing eight
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:07, archived)
# this one's a bit of an eyefuck
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:48, archived)
# Newspapers just aren't the same anymore.
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
# well that's just not - no, that is cricket
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:24, archived)
# B& 4 displaying mid-play fuck
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:33, archived)
# PREFUCK ENGAGED


SET COURSE FOR FUCK
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:36, archived)
# hey that's a good song that goes along with that video
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:06, archived)
# New balls!
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 19:25, archived)
# new year's resowlution
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# ool
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I GOT THE POISON, I GOT THE POISON.
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# no good :/
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# I GOT THE REMEDY!
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# YAHAAA!
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 1:17, archived)
# FUCK JUST GOT REAL
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)
# hey look what i just found, some guy just dropped it here right on the board


EDIZT: that's right MoFo, I'm coppin' yo swagga!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NlvIdMwok
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 1:54, archived)
# OH HAI FUCKSPINNAZ
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:36, archived)
# FULL TILT HAVIEL
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:45, archived)
# fuckholes
This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that.
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:42, archived)
#
The Prodigy - Speedway
youtu.be/UPOsr-9Pke8
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:09, archived)
# To whit, to woo.
to woo.I have owls.

and
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Paint it black!
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Lovely!
Even though we're in Australia, we've got them in the back garden. I don't normally think much of introduced birds, but it's great to hear the song again.
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)
# if you would
like some subject matter
https://picasaweb.google.com/101385055228808648856/November22011
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Nice!
Between you and me, I don't much like drawing owls. Too many spots. I tend to do them only when asked to...
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:10, archived)
# OWL CANCER
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 1:25, archived)
# VOWEL OWL APPROVED
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:22, archived)
# VOWL
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)
# NICE CHRUSTMAS WALKIN THE WOODS RUINED AGAIN
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Alternate Hulk was evil and rubbish.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# no shit, the eyebrows ruined it
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Blanka from Street Fighter 2 was modelled on this guy.
Pfft. Not really
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# no doubt
but its a very vivid memory from my childhood. just found the torrent.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)
# There is much love for all things Hulk in this dojo.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# yes, but you have much to learn, grashopper
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# My training is complete!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)
# good catch :D
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 1:15, archived)
# oh wow, i just did a Hulk thingy too
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# aahahah
thumbs up fuck

(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
No surprises there
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Tu Suun
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I thought I saw two tu tu's.
I want my tu tu tus.

Hey, I'm eating tofu.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# mmm rootie tootie fresh tofutti
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# With eggplant.
Pardon me. AUBERGINE.

(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Those French,,, they have a different word for everything
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# 'shopped pictures only, &c.
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:31, archived)
# walken in a wintder chunderland
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:59, archived)
# please god no, dont let this happen, ha ha!!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# or you a hindo, or a hindon't?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# only my hairdresser knows
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# ..although I did like the Bow-Wow-Wow version
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:15, archived)
# FUCK YOU GAHNDI!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
#

(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# no nooz for haiverl
:/
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# fuck! I just realized i spelled it wrong. in my defense i was a bit younger when i made that
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# :/
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# his teeth are too white
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# christ
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# well...
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# A Handy Bendy Gandhi!
(c) Three of A Kind 1982
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Papa Bendi there, with Papa Bendi

papabendi.ytmnd.com/

Also, have you played Deus Ex?
Also, SF IV Arcade Edition is now on OnLive.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:15, archived)
# When Steve Coogan's good, he's excellent.
(I shall champion "Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible" 'til the day I die)

Alas, no - not played Deus Ex.
Skyrim is the first game I've played since quitting World of Warcraft in January.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Not played Skyrim, looks good though.
That's all I got, you should try out OnLive it goode.

Ah, Dr Terrible, some great gubbins there, especially his fucked up mutant head ala Roald Dahl intro japes.

Danke!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Is that Richard Pryor?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Xavierl Changis
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# He IS the weapon of choice
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Mr President, NO!
- Fuck you Javierl, get me..Gandhi
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUQQQQQQQ
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Putinkhamun.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:46, archived)
# That works quite well
He would have been a great farao, I suspect
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Just don't sign up for any of his pyramid schemes.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Pharoah 'nuff
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# you're just in denile
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Floody hell, that joke took a while
Maybe it was waiting outside the door by the bell and didn't know it should just toot n' come in.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# *does the sharm el shake*
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Perhaps he was berating the fictional drug-dealing crime lord from the
popular TV series 'Breaking Bad' for stealing his hot caffienated beverage.

"Hey, That's our coffee, Gus."

(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Oh come ON
I worked hard on that!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Tomb'any bad puns!
Go on, Giza'nother one.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I'll do my Bast
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Well
That takes Cairo that thread!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Hur-Ra!
I bet L-platers get confused by these threads. A-noob-is easily confused.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Phwoar!
That's more cheesy than an octogenarian hooker's minge!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
He is a sinister looking fellow isn't he?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Not wanting to start a new fred
But updated an old pic for the Korean Korea Songun Revolutionary Worker-Soldier Propaganda Department. There is no charge.

(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
# KINGFUK
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Lay off the tanis leaves, Vladimir.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Hahaha, three pubes per sideburn,
all's in order here.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Goth freak fucking loves his cardigan....
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:24, archived)
# All seems to be in order here, carry on
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# All the other replies are funny, but this one is mediocre.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# GREAT SUCCESS
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
# you must try harder though
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:14, archived)
# No need. I'm already the most mediocre person on here (m/f/r)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
I mean...FUCK!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha... CCC
Crudely Coiffered Cock
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Eddie Munster- the Tommy Boy years.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Hook me up with some punk rock, Dude!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Coming right up!
As soon as I finish my fifth latte, and my splitting headache subsides, I'll post another. ouch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3UXnVNLv_4
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Drone shoegaze stuff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1G4OvcIn1g

Which reminded me of this-

(recommended: bong hits, with cats, by a sliding glass door with sun into room. May require waiting until Summer.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiAlPi9khbg
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Thanks! Good choices all around.
I'll leave you all with this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9kuWPx-mE
:D
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# swinging
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# they all look like mediocre
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# No they don't
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)
# wull,
yeahHHhhhHHH! :P
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Apart from the eyes, I see no mediocrity there whatsoever
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
# you're wrong!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:34, archived)
# sorry
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Mark Lammar
is Mark Lammar.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:05, archived)
# HA HA HA
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:08, archived)
# YES
This should be posted in every barber shop
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhahhahh fucking hell man
 
I AM GLAD I STOPPED BY
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Cha'MONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# who is that bloke?
he was on a toy thing last night
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# The new Pavarotti, from up north
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# The new new Pavarotti from up north
after the last one.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Bo selecta is the shittest, unfunniest program ever,
FACT
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)
# I couldn't see the humour in it either, glad it's not just me then.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Nope, it goes beyond being just humourless shite to totally boring tedious tripe
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:53, archived)
# For me Little Britain also falls into this catergory
the only redeeming factor was the voice of Tom Baker.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I agree on the grounds that when ever it came on, it only ever held me or half a minute..
My only memory of it seemed to be Mat Lucas repetedly saying "I'm the gay of the village"
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# apart from An Audience with Joan Rivers
or anything Lenny Henry's done since 1990
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Or anything with James Corden in it.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I'v only seen the previews and not the actual show... but aren't Jedward worse as well...
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Did you see Jedward on Alan Carr Chatty Man - I think I cringed so much I nearly shrivelled up.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# No, I hate Alan Carr as well...!! haha, I sound like a right misery don't I...!
My only expereince of seeing Jedward is the preview they have been showing in the weeks before Christmas, for the Jedward Christmas show, Jedmas I think it was called, and that just made me cringe..
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I hate everyone and everything,
Merry Boxing Day!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# So do I, I didn't have a Christmas day at all, problem solved..!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha i like Jedward,
they are that bad they become good.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Not in this instance they really do cross the line
for what they did I'd have punched them both.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# As Sean Lock said,
"don't they hit children in Ireland?"
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# They're 22 years old
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# I think he meant when they were growing up.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:51, archived)
# They should never have been allowed to grow up lol ;)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Holy shit... they're older than me. o_o
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:03, archived)
# oh wow man, they must like, remember the war and shit, heh heh! bunch of grandads!
someone should mess with their bins!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# no!
theyre this generation's Krankies
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# But I'm the generation the Krankies were for... and I hated them too...!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# indeed, the only joke was that they were broadcasted
"OH LUUUK AT ME AM A WEE BOY!"

yeah, bet that fucking made those swinging parties fucking awesome, eh?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Krankie's Swingers Revelations
How's that for a headline?

Apparently, they've got a book to flog and it features sex, Honda Accords and rock & roll.

Ian Krankie apparently punched out Paul Daniels in a bar on Jersey. When asked about it, he described it as "no bad thing."

They also wrecked up Teh Quo's tour bus.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:33, archived)
# According to the BBC, Michael McIntyre is 'comedy' which is an exaggeration

it also claims he's 'Christ' which ruins my Christmas.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Let's crucify him!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:51, archived)
# haha...that's the total opposite of my view
the early episodes were hilarious
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# ^this
I thought parts of it were fucking hilarious.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I completely fucking agree
and while I'm full of seasonal hatred

also I hate the majority of "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A COMEDY" on radio 4, which is most frequently characterised by a complete lack of funny.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Have a post-Christmas Christmas card :)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha... perfectly put ;-)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Very true.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:17, archived)
# I heard they like wearing mules......
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# It always seemed a bit creepy to me.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Wants hanging, he does.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Hanging's too good for 'im.
Though I'm not sure of the criteria on which this is judged.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Perhaps he should be melted
and the constituent water droplets refrozen into someone more helpful. (actually, is he made of ice? no idea...)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# He's made of mint scented soap.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Wish I could find some decent soap
My Imperial Leathers always degenerate into sludge. It's a conspiracy, I tells you.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Imperial Leather's a load of tosh... Coal tar soap is where it's at.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:25, archived)
# *googles*
That seems very manly. Ten bars, please.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# It's like being in the SAS of personal hygiene.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I've more or less been banned from using coal tar soap
Any time I live with someone - in whatever context - I get banned from using it. I've taken to keeping bars just for when I travel so I can get vicarious soap-related hotel shenanigans.

/God my life is pathetic blog
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# That sucks :( I've more or less been obligated to use it; it's supposed to help sensitive skin, etc.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I expect he'll ask for various offences of biting toes and fingers to be taken into account
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:08, archived)
# It's the only way to see that justice is done.
He's a menace and should be banged up, is all I'm saying.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# My head!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I see it has carrots preinstalled and ready..! is it a samosa or kebab though...
On Christmas eve, I bought enough bozze for that night, and because the shops were closed on Christmas day, I bought enough for Christmas day as well, I also bought extra for Christmas eve, just i case I fancied more so that I didn't drink Christmas days supply, I finished up staying up untill 7.00am Christmas morning drinking the entire amount, and just went to bed for 24 hours and didn't get up at all....

So I somewhat feel a little like this myself...
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I'll type quietly then.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ho ho ho messy christmas
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
# nom
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# ZOMBIE KEBAB
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# bwainzz
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Someone seems to have got over excited at the Boots sale across the road.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Damn railway replacement services.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Although, judging by that paramedic's backpack they've sent the wrong ambulance and accidentally brought in the Ghostbusters.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I was thinking this too.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:52, archived)
#
FOR SALE
CALL R/G


(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It was actually 999:P
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Nah, it's just a contractor hoovering out the boot.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Damn Work Horse Property Maintenance and Building Services
edit - are they there to maintain the status quo?

*runs*
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Rail replacement lols
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# half price sale! lol
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Photoshop that ambulance!
win a 32mb USB pen drive etc.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I photoshopped the ambulance car:P
ALthough the person being carted way appears to be Biggles.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# BURGE?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# that fellow
poking his head in the car appears to have a jet pack
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Subliminal Skull!!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Where? o_o
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# It could be Subliminal Darth Vader
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Sinister!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Spooky. Does look a lot like Mr. Vader.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# That's Lord vader if you don't mind
* tries to choke*

/fails due to lack of dark side.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Subliminal Vader placement ad for asthma inhalers,
obviously.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Probably suffocation after walking past those bloody awful perfume counters
So, anyone wanna trade coal for coal on Steam?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# More sinister
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# No the guy being carrier out is even more sinister!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# You're right, it's Biggles.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Fresh from his assignments in sunnier climes.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# i am batman
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# hahahhaha
that's ace that is.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Haha... I swear you have magical powers sometimes...
The perfect angle......
I once wanted to combine an Austin, ANY AUSTIN WOULD HAVE DONE, with a Rolls Royce, ANY ROLLS ROYCE WOULD HAVE DONE, I googled for weeks on and off, no luck in trying to get two that I could match the angles together on..
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:08, archived)
# There is a Photoshop technique to alter the perspective of cars, vans, house pretty much anything squarish
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I used them all. it was just still blindingly obvious I'd stuck two different cars from two different angles together.....
it was one of those shops that I wanted to get 100% perfect
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# No voodoo.
Just Googled "ghostbusters ecto 1", (looking for a similar angle), and it was the sixth picture in.
Rotated it slightly - job done.
8)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# How the?
Thats awesome =)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Splendidily done!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Own up
You've got a toy one and photographed it specially, didn't you?


EDIT: Brilliant, BTW
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# They ain't afraid of quo ghost!
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)
# on first looking at this photo, I thought the paramedic had been decapitated by the tailgate
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Did everyone have a lovely Christmas?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
# ARF!
And yeah, it was alright. :) got loads of chocolate and alcohol I'm going to murder later.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# your spoiling us :P
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)
# At least he didn't bring it up in conversation
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Euw.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Vroooooommmm....
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# SICC
Smug Industries Croissant Car™©®
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Nicely and Smug :D
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# you are the master of motion
woo!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# No E Dudya and Mutated Monty are the masters
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# you are the mistress then
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# *puts on latex dress and get's riding crop out*
:D
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# *nose bleeds*
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# SMUGATRON
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# For some strange reason, I never tire of this :)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:25, archived)
# That's one tough croissant..!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Whee
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Wheee - back
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Please keep your hands inside the car at all times
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Yay.........
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)
# wii!
also pea from gayshift deleted thread -- this is what i got for xmas
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# YES!
All I got was a shitty magnet and some socks.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# TOOOESSS-ah!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# there are only three on the other foot, so it kinda evens out
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Had her :)
she from norfolk
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Norfolk, Virginia?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# The spam bot deleted or a mod?
If it's a mod the /talk bummers will be over to bitch about icons and stuff.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# yeah! icons WTF is up wit dat?!?
:P
/doesn't really give a hoot
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
# wheeeeee! wheeeeee! wheeeee!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Weee.... it gets round...
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Yayyy!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Putin on the Ritz


SPANG!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# just reminded me of this
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# haha...that's really well done
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# What does this remind you of?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I knew I'd see this bit on here soon!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)
# oh wow, ha!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# pic of Moggy :) seventh pic down:D
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:45, archived)
# whoopin' it up
:D
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Haha nice
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Aaahh hahahaha
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Haha:)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# he;s trying to look like gary cooper
or enslave a whole nation with mafia law
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Happy Boxing Ning Type Things!!!


(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Nice hat :)
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Woos WB!
Xmas stuff to you!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Shurely bindun?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# meelyunz of times, but each time a bit different
also who deleted a subthread?
lots of epic 'boiling piss' imagery has been culled because of it
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 11:41, archived)
# start it simmering and they will come..
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Spang, indeed!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# konichiwa
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(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)
# i've had her
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# my cock iS LONG!!!
my cock is HARD! ! ! !
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Larry long dong !
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# do you rike my long hard cock?????
i will ram it down the garbage disposal!!! thank you!!
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Haha :D yay cdc time:D

(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# gaysians
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:13, archived)
# grandpa's got out the christian rock records again
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:19, archived)
# Masturbation on Christmas day.
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:33, archived)
# very "Cockweasle"
or is it the other way round?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)
# the knees are excellent
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# WHUT?
WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT? WHUT?
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# isn't nature just beautiful??
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:18, archived)
# STOP THAT ODIE
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# santa dogs a jesus fetus////
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:40, archived)
# oh god please help that man up
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:47, archived)
# just another imposter
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)
# >:(
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:57, archived)
# he loco
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)
# cameltoesanta
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# What a lovely way to start Boxing day
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 7:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# SEX
(, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# DICK
Only three easy payments of $116.67
(, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:35, archived)

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