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[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
#
Nicely (sorry for posting on top)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# God I dont mind mate
Yours well 'PAW'ns mine

See what I did there?
*edit* the cat/paw thing right?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I think yours is purrfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Is there a "post underneath" option then?
I've never really understood why people apologize for posting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Well you fucking wouldnt
How fucking dare you....

(joke :)
*edit* arse, I even fucked up my smiley.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Most style guides say you shouldn't use a second full stop after an abbreviation
so I think the same probably applies to a closing bracket after a smiley.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# your right I'm far too polite
*must try harder at being a cunt this year :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# fuck off!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# CRAZY JAPANESE CAT!
also: Stephen Lawrence murder: Dobson and Norris found guilty

about fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Hooray
now string them up!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# what would now be good
is if they then hold their hands up and say, 'it's a fair cop, guv'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# One of them immediately told the jury they'd convicted an innocent man
Dobson, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# yes, i just read the full article.
maybe he's telling the truth and he wasn't the one who stabbed Stephen Lawrence, but he's certainly been perverting the course of justice if he wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hope they drop the others in it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Eh, he's a bit racist and he's been sent down
does it matter if he did it or not?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# We could just adapt the national lottery to send people to prison from time to time when they don't win.
They'd probably deserve it reasonably often.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# yes, for the justice system to work correctly.
or we will have other incidences of the guildford four or the tamworth two.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# If they'd been hung, it wouldn't be a problem
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Very nicely done!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# dizzy cat is dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Nice
Was it you that did the one from the front view?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# This one :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10647272
(herman:D, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# And
www.b3ta.com/board/10647461
(herman:D, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Cat cat cat cat cat
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ahHHHHHhHH!!
headpop!

but woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# These are aces.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# if Schrödinger had been Maru's owner
he would have been too busy laughing his arse off to put together his thought experiment :D

also: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
#
I love that gif
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Loopy cat
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Very therapeutic, this.
Illustrates optimal brain function.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Infinate moggy box fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Haha... aces...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# woo
you're a genius!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Time I squeezed out a crap pun for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Is it a seam joke? ;D
TJ: I can't help feeling that when you are pissing out of your arse that it is time to stop eating Xmas leftovers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# should've known someone would put that spin on it
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I'm creasing up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Trying to think of more punes now
but am completely stumped
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I bat there's more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# No, I'm run out
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Don't run out the same old puns
(Designated Slagger, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Sorry
you've caught me there
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# you need an expert in this field
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Owzat?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# they have 20-20 vision
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# They have passed the Test
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# *crickets*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# That was a no-ball effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# and no one's going to bail me out
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# If I were you I'd appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# What's your duckworth-lewis?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# It's easy to find out.
Just googly it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I think I'll just fill out these slips instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Silly mid...Um...
Fucksocks.
(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
#
I can't help feeling unwell thinking of your 'leftovers'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# it could just be the sheer quantity of them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Or your method-acting research for providing the voice of an animated comedy platypus
has gone a bit too far.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] inside seam?
Have this that not many will get
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# elementary
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'sup Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Sherzy mah nerzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Owzat?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Ha ha ah
Excellent cricket punage there.
(gijoel, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Health and safety, everyone.

Hat tip to Printmeister for making stuff look nice
DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE!
(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Pffft
Also, I am not sure if vanish removes spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# You just rinse this one out.

b3ta.com/board/10648717
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Permanent deadness is the worst kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I would have gone on, but I figured I'd said all I needed to say
Things like 'hurt feelings', 'loss of Christmas spirit' and 'Chris Rea obsession'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# If it's the line you're talking about, the pen tool is your friend.
It's a bit of an arse to work with at first, but it becomes a very valuable tool when used properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
You are clearly a witch.
(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Excuse my bard related pea

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# And mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Come and have a go
if you think you're bard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# WHO ARE YA! WHO ARE YA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Good! Here's Sir Francis Drake
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Wearing a hat...
...compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Forsooth!
(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# I do not apologise :P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Now combine it with the pic below
to make Arsey DC
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# When this baby gets to 88mph, you're going to see some serious arseyness!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# 1.21 jiggafucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# A cup of weak coffee and an order of FUCK please.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# you!
you're Freebase McFuck
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Hey McFuck, I thought I told you never to come in here.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Nice Mark.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# HA HA!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Arcee car
plastikjaya.blogspot.com/2010/05/tfa-arcee.html
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Manufactured by the people who made smug bastard's chair...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# For Those About to Cut We Salute You
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# WOO! *cuts own head off with karambit knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I keep reading this band name wrong and thought I should express my confusion in Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# A NEW POST!
and haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# ^What munted ugly sister said^
Disappointingly I really like "AKA What A Life".

I say "disappointingly" because I am a music snob, and do not approve of the Gallapagos brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
I have multiple conditions that lead to facial boils and lesions :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha!
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Whoa threadrush!
Happy New Year b3ta.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Happy new year Molesworth!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Your board sig confused me for a moment...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I can see how! Sorry - I shall change it - I imagine it looked a little bit stalkery for a moment, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha! No need to change it...
:D

Can I have my bike back please?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Sure!
ยฃ50.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I'll give you £50 worth of bees.
Meet me round the back in 10 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# By "meet me round the back" do you really mean
"Please bum me"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# I'll do what it takes to get my bike and jar of honey back.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Wee Jimmy Krankie and Pam St Clement
While Anne Widdecombe sings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Keep the fucking bike and enjoy the honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Hoorah!
Want to buy a bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha, they've drawn lines all over his forehead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha!
It's all fun until someone loses an eye!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# overrated wanker, who's writen a few good tunes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# ^What Prettyboy Facewallop said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# LIES!
The second part that is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:58, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:01, archived)
# Yay!
although for some reason I always find it's the day after the day you come back that's the killer.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:03, archived)
# I solved this problem by not stopping working over the "holiday" period
shame I won't actually get paid for any of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:09, archived)
# I used to have that problem too (minus the not getting paid bit)
PC World Christmas Eve was spent removing all traces of Christmas from the shop ready for Boxing Day sales while all my friends and family were out celebrating theirs. Then back in Boxing Day at 6am to deal with the hordes of bargain hunters and faulty Christmas presents.

Fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:16, archived)
# i impregnated my wife and now i stay at home
it feels like i'm working, and at the same time, at not working 24/7
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:34, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# 2012: The Year The Piss Boiled.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Yay, thanks.....
although I don't go back until January 19th!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# you think you've got it bad
I've barely done a day's work in five months, and now this.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:44, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# I suppose I really should look for another job
I mean technically I can survive unemployed from another year and a half but I'd rather spend the money on better things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# If it makes you all feel any better
I've got this week off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I got fired on the 23rd December
So no back to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# sorry to hear that dude :(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# ^8th december for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I'm currently unemployed too
but working my socks off in the desperate hope that doing so will magically make money appear anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# it will eventually
i've even started to pay myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# 1st Nov for me but finish 1st Feb
working from home during my notice period
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Well this is terribly cheerful.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# This is a fittingly glum coda to yesterdays shenanigans
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# I have an extra day off
(likeajackhammer, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# have a totally related pea
(likeajackhammer, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Yup, back to work tomorrow
Last chance to waste the day faffing around on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# so stop sitting around and do us a picture you lazy get
no new post in 3 hours again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Alright alright, I'm working on it
Not sure it'll be worth it when it's done, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I think staying in bed would have been a far better option
Shame I waited till now to think it.

HNY all
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# I don't go back to uni till next Tuesday.
Kinda looking forward to it, mainly because I'll actually have something to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# no wonder he's sad
he needs a purple glowing bell end.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Hurray!
I heart my job!

*cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Have there really been no new threads for almost 4 hours?
Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Work?...What is this 'Work'?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# YES! BACK TO WORK!
I wish I was dead

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:03, archived)
# fish fish?
edit - ah fuck i read the five as 'fish'
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:34, archived)
# !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I always prefer the Oirish lottery
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Oh, all right then:
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# gleeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# NING B3TA - Back to work day, roll on Easter!
* Clicky for Biggy





(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:28, archived)
# I'm detecting a theme in the last few big number posts
www.b3ta.com/board/10600000
www.b3ta.com/board/10500000
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:33, archived)
# Well I would..
Ning CB

* ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:41, archived)
# ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Yes, but would what?
www.b3ta.com/board/10400000 ?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# =]
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
Bushfire season is underway here in Australia. I suspect crackpot season is too.


Click for bigger (345 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 4:43, archived)
# 11 posts in 9 years? I think you've won the lurking award contest already.
Time for some Tooheys!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 5:03, archived)
#
I know, I've broken my 'one post per annum' rule and feel rather terrible about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 5:07, archived)
# Stay away from the Belanglo State Forest... you might end up feeling a lot worse...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 5:10, archived)
# hahah hahah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:56, archived)
# Here's my first attempt to try using Vectors (If that's what its called!)
Poor Vimod looks like a drag queen version of Lionel Ritchie.


HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:42, archived)
# It's the lovechild of Kryten and Freddy Mercury.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 5:00, archived)
# Yeah that is a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 5:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Mubarak arrive at the Court
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 4:07, archived)
# SHIT GOT REAL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 4:59, archived)
# It's not my sausage, your honour
It was planted on me by some man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 5:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:35, archived)
# This is how you turn Kevin Spacey into Kevin Costner.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:35, archived)
# it's clearly
kevin costner richard nixon
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:57, archived)
# My boat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YXvly03Io8
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:01, archived)
# you sexy sexy man
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 8:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Fistgate
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:02, archived)
# WHYIOUGHTA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 5:03, archived)
# i'll be dambed!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:52, archived)
# This is how you turn Kevin Costner into Donald Trump.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Donvin Trumpner
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:03, archived)
# yeah, but it doesnt feel right
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:07, archived)
# Paaaaaaaaat!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:31, archived)
# groo!
(patella, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 4:24, archived)
# It happened when they made the film, American Waterworld
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:02, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:13, archived)
# that's a phone? It looked like a weapon until I filenamed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Letting off steam
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 1:27, archived)
# Howay, hoots, y'mon &c.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Guide seals for the blind.,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# I didn't see that coming
ha ha good
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# love is...
...naked, and apparently underage.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# i'm sorry, but I am going to need your gun, your badge and your laptop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# hahaha!
that dog is deaf!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# it's a seal.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 1:21, archived)
# how does it smell?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:04, archived)
# leave Kevin alone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:20, archived)
# Still would!
I'm sure she has A Beautiful Minge
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 1:27, archived)
# Dynamic duo
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# She needs one
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Marks out of ten for Cat Woman?
- I would give her One
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Because you said that I went and looked at cat woman, then made this:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Oh dear,
the legs are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# she just needs the new anti-aliasing cream
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 1:22, archived)
# needs more Kermit
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:56, archived)
# What were they doing in the source clip?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Shaking the bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Not sure about Robin's
squeeze-and-twist technique
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Don't knock it
till you've tried it..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
# *tries it*
*calls ambulance*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
you're not meant to try it on yourself, dingus
(The entire population of Kent scum not even from B3ta's past, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Chinese Burn: Imminent
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Haha oh my
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Serious_lollery@"BANG"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:34, archived)
# time for vadge
(The entire population of Kent scum not even from B3ta's past, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Much better - and still great value for money!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Indeed.
Just five cocks

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# It is?


It's Vladimir Hogan's birthday today. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Hulk Putin
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# aye!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Giggles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Musta bindun, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# i think my dog would be hapy if i owned one
...at least he would sleep more soundly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
What battery does it take, or is it charged via USB?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# There's an angry penis eating tarantula in there, but he's a bit gummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# well that makes sense. Have you got one with a Praying Mantis?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Ahh yes, the limited edition 'ARRRGH WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING MY FACE' Balmoral bonnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:42, archived)
# discreet public wanking?
Surely that takes all the fun out of it.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# genie arse!
-are you ill, sir?
-no ma'am, I'm just fucking my hat
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Down into the deep Apiss they went...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)

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