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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MONKEYS


Everybody go ape, for it's a One Word Challenge: Monkeys! Suggested by Bourbon Fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
# NO YIFF RULE NO YIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:19, archived)
# a monkey is a primate
 
I MEAN I'M NOT CONDONING THAT KIND OF THING BUT AT LEAST IT'S GETTING CLOSE TO THE RIGHT SPECIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I probably don't want to know the answer to this
but do furries get into monkey play?

I just assumed they were more about cat girls and wolf cock
also unicorns and dragon dick, for the more completely retarded
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# I've known of some furries to get into that, but it's very rare.
It's mainly, yeah, things like wolves, foxes, felines, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# what about worms and such
anything that reproduces non-sexually would be ideal, I would have thought
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:29, archived)
# *types "worm yiff" into google*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
#
Sort of
Not safe for work
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Mm, that's really just tentacle porn though, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# You were shit hot clicking that Bourbon.
At least pretend to be reluctant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I've seen way weirder shit than this...
To be quite fair, most of the people on here have too, thanks to Moggy.

But yeah, I was way too forward with that just now. I scare myself sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:42, archived)
# If you anthropomorphise a monkey are you, in fact, just drawing a picture of a human?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# In essence, you'd be drawing a neanderthal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
#
animalhub.info/the-bald-chimpanzee-cinder.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Monkey yiff? Nah, that's just wrong, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# *Dips quill*
*opens Bourbon Fetish Ledger*
Not... into... monkey... yiff...
*scritch scritch*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:30, archived)
# srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie, but the big kids can. Why can't I?

furtherer: is.gd/3tLpL3
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I'm boobs sorry but boobs is for boobs pictures boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
# at least i can scroll the face out of sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Boobs boobs face in this boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# one word: boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# oh you gotta leave in that pretty mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:27, archived)
# ahhhahhah
that's very boobs well boobs done
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# BOOOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm?
Paul and Heather.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# ? Oh! I didn't see the punch line.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# I tacked it on afterwards. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Brilliant "pseudonyms" letter in the most recent Private Eye:
"I stayed with the McCartneys over Christmas, but I don't think they liked my idea of a practical joke.

Nick Clegg"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
# What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:54, archived)
# OOOOH HOO HOO HOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Some kind of detritivore, possibly a fungus or worm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# boiling piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# winner!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# :D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
# He's kicked the shit out of those wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Intense photoshop skills.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:56, archived)
# i was fixing my bathroom...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Fido Dido's fallen on hard times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# haha that bloke with the hair at the end of bodysnatchers
24's dad
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha
donald sutherland?

is b3ta dying on it's arse for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# As in what? Not loading?
Seems to be working fine over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# hmmm
must be my router
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# If you're on Virgin Media, they've been a bit dodgy this week, apparently.
If in doubt, turn it off and on again. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Ten bells and all is well in Hertfordshire.
No downtime, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Hello, good evening and bollocks!
~Roger Mellie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I miss Roger.....top bloke
must get a subscription going again
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Worst. Gloryhole. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
# depends how you define 'worst'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# 'Least good'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# "The last best one"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# best of the worst
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# better than bad?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Log!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:32, archived)
# "splintered wood and rusty nails in your dick"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# you're such a tease
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Home Alone 5
starring the now middle-aged McCauley Culkin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Where he just sits at the top of the stairs
buffing the vampire slayer into an already plywood stiff wanksock, weeping softly?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# ... no!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:53, archived)
# BOLLOCKS!!!!

Sorry Prodge... I should have mindeded the pissssss....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:05, archived)
#
yodelriker.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# This would make a great image challenge.
Tear the tile off your bathroom wall, and shop what you find.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# I could, but I'd lose my deposit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# In a perfect world everyone on the forum would be sitting in destroyed bathrooms for the sake of the challenge.
Obey your orders!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Yes sir. *grabs chisel*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:19, archived)
# i just LOVE things with faces
www.flickr.com/groups/facesobjects/pool/with/5280490572/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# me too
but this was harking back to used to do
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Smiley tap agrees.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Rubbermaid Roughneck
I imagine he has broken his nose a couple of times
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Haha! He's even got a tongue
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Roger Melly
dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Image challenge vote - here at last
Here's this week's fearsome foursome:

* Album Cover Corporate Takeover - see www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1509870

* Create movie posters for British remakes of American movies.

* One word challenge: Monkeys

* If Corporations were actually nice instead of evil

Vote here, and vote hard:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I've been told by my legal representation that corporations are both nice and not at all funny!
oh well, that's that one stymied then.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Monkeys it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Ooh. I'm torn between corporate albums and movie posters.
How long do I have to make up my mind, Frazer?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# how about monkey movie posters
www.b3ta.com/challenge/monkeys/

monkeysrobotspiratesninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Ha-ha! Tarka the Frotter's post is the stuff of legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# please not the album cover one, my knowledge of music is so poor i won't get any of it
plus i have google chrome and "filenaming" images is a reet pain
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# just google album covers
and turn everything into cdc's
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:40, archived)
# right oh
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Monkeys it is then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# ^ This, but with more plasters and nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Me too, but there is an extension:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/khagclindddokccfbmfmckaflngbmpon
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# For me, it's either corporate album sleeves or monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I would just like you to know that I have spoilt my vote.
I think we should do the colour in the lizard competition again, that was good.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I kinda went outside the lines last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:59, archived)
# This is why we can't have nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:48, archived)
# monkeys..
corporations and movie posters seem to be regular features... same things over and over
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ^This
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha................Parental Guidance ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Penis Glowing
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Unilever Management
Negotiating with the workers
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# I enjoy movies, album covers and the occasional monkey....but come on tae fuck
can we have something new
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Has a corporation killed your kitty this week, Fraser?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
#
Monkeys. But no apes. Definitely no apes.
(Hemipygous, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Ha! sorry missed this when I spazzed down.
www.b3ta.com/board/10671514
mind the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# monkeys monkeys monkeys!
1,2 and 4 are business as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# OK I voted for monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Then you may have saved us all from a potentially dull challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Ok so when do I get my monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:18, archived)
# He's in the post as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# i fucking HATE monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# No, I think you rather like them.
I'm pretty sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Please dear god not Monkeys
it'll be a 'monkey movie challenge' reposting dream
film posters, reposts and monkeys all in one

corporate album sleeves please
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10671390
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
# ^^THIS
b3ta.com/board/10671466
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# NO THIS
www.b3ta.com/board/7566378
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# you're evil
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# For myself and the rest of the B3ta pedantry club: monkeys are the ones with tails; chimps, gorillas, orang utans etc. are apes.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I probably should have just suggested "primates".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Nah, it's going to be a good challenge, but there's going to be more tea-drinking chimps than you can shake a stick at!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:52, archived)
# More pedantry alert....!

If you wanted just monkeys and apes, the word is "simians".

"Primates" includes lemurs, bushbabies and tarsiers.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I like corporate album sleeves
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Desperate late vote
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:46, archived)
# tonight on Stars in their Eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# parp!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Maff-oo!
Why have you left our TV screens, Maff-oo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Knew this would come in handy
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
#
Bilder oder Fotos hochladen velly intermolesting
(GALLY GRITTER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# What's Fun Tube?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:51, archived)
#
bend over i will show you.
(raoul moat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Running two comedy accounts in tandem doesn't make you any funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
#
you have had more entertainment than u really care to admit Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(GALLY GRITTER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# *covers eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
#
www.funwithtubes.net/
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:08, archived)
#
davemaster says hi
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(GALLY GRITTER, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# live from the red carpet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# SHIT!
Haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
Ant looks especially great
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# haha..away jeff man!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Haha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Dec looks like Billy Whizz with gibbon arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
# haha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
# haha!
Ant needs TP for his bunghole!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# are you threatening me? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# cornhollio!
etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# *pulls t-shirt over head*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# No idea. I'm still trying to catch up with the old stuff.
This may be old, but it's new to me. Hope you don't mind my posting this kind of stuff. Apologies if so.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjpsE76ZUk
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# more old/new to me blog
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXO5IIIhVy8
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Yay
Now here's something nice

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXV-CfG03YI
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# indeed.........also-never realised I love accordians 'til I heard Gotan Project...par excellence solo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuk8w5aziZQ&list=FLZx0tkpUHDbY-dkcwMfA8kA&index=134&feature=plpp_video
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Haha. That's great.
The world is totallly full of incredible music, and other art, that has hardly seen the light of day.

I'm just dumping this. I forgot what it is.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rw2T4aexB4
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
# they're French, is that why I hadn't heard them?
 
kind of a Pete Murphy vibe to those vocals
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# HONKA HONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Vurry nicely done sir!
*click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# funnyjunk
project funnyjunk how about this for the lulz their beloved leaders old account is still active www.funnyjunk.com/user/fUNNYJUNK
now he has 215 comment thumbs if we can get that below minus 200 he will be banned for 12 hours. Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(raoul moat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# What
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# There will be blood...
edit: What do you think we are, your trolling bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# nope
no idea what this is about

at all at all at all

*drifts off*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Hi ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:01, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Please explain why this is crucial/relevant/of any interest to us.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I say, I do think you might have us mistaken for someone else old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# perhaps he is confusing us for someone who gives a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# PETER BEARDSLEY: ONLINE RAFTING
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I do like this one so
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# fuck sake!!...it's all about the lulz!


or something
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooh, now you say it
it all makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# quick everyone it's all about the lulz!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# I HAVE FORWARDED THIS TO ALL MY FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND FRIENDS REUNITED AND MYSPACE AND LIVEJOURNAL AND ICQ AND TEXT MESSAGE CONTACTS
what happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# You have to
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# All 4 teh lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Jesus christ!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:31, archived)
# now if we can just remove her teeth she's be perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# L Ö L
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# FAQ 'IM GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# hilarious
now do Anders Breivik
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# people will tell you to fuck off
but really, they like having the opportunity to wheel out all their FAIL and BOILING PISS pictures and having a good old flame. thanks for the opportunity fuckwad
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:40, archived)
# B3ta is not your private army
But have some Boyle in Piss:


(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)
# What an amusing thread

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Who...gives...a...fuck...?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Be off with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:02, archived)
#
ok but i may come back
(raoul moat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :-/
(materia, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, materia.
I leek what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I might have to go listen to Ievan Polka now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yh9i0PAjck
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# *plays on loop*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Welcome to
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Welcome, chair, shop, kitten, leaves etc.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
#



www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3393nIHVs0
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Fucking hell
it's like an airport
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Nicely :D
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten, shop a chair, etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# That reminds me
I needed a leek

Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome, etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Do you agree that Scotland should be an independent country?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
#
after independence he'll be doing you.
(azgiles, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# After independence, the rest of us will have this:

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:01, archived)
# It should be redesigned to the Battenberg colour scheme.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# 8D
RE: Independence - it's in the hands of the Scots to change it, if they so desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Pretty much my opinion
Though I know a lot of Scots who live in London, I do wonder how it would affect them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Repatriation?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I'd love a Scottish passport
I'd vote for independence if our border controls involve sharp sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# There is a legal argument that
because both countries agreed to the union both must agree to dissolve it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# True...
But as parliament in the rest of the UK is sovereign it's up-to parliament not the people as such. (In Scotland the people are sovereign not the state so only the people can decide.)

There's your useless fact of the day :-)
(azgiles, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# I think the argument is that neither can split without mutual consent.
If this is not the case watch out for Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Not necessarily
There's precedents that do allow for one nation to declare independence from another without the need for agreement of both (Kosovo for one) and the UN rights of self-determination would (in theory) allow Scotland to declare independence if the people wanted it.

There's also some arguments that since Westminster changed the treaty of the union without the consent of the (original) Scottish Parliament then the treaty has been voided.

But I'm not a lawyer and will be talking bobbins.


(azgiles, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
# yesterday in Scotland I was asked if I wanted potty cheese to go with my baked potato
after my blank stares someone told me I was being asked if I wanted a pot of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:55, archived)
# they asked if you wanted cheese?
Since moving here I've never had so much cheese. It's second only to batter in the Scottish diet.

Never order a pizza with extra cheese in Scotland as you'll die.

(Although now that I've discovered cheesy chips, I'm afraid that is just a matter of time).


(azgiles, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# arf! :)

you lot amuse me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# i'm afriad i still think he has some kind of 'alternative' agenda for wanting independance
perhaps he was abused by posh southern boy at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:04, archived)
# yea I wish he'd fuck right off
I don't trust the wee smarmy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# he wants to be king
even if it's for a day

as long as HE gets to be king.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:36, archived)
# haha braw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1511914
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
#
nicely
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# \o/
Is it cdc time
Not sure about your challenge suggestion, it could be a real bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Haha
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# The dog's bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:20, archived)
# the future is a dog wanking into your face forever
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
#
Roll on 12/12 then....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Good boy, Spunky!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# :D
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# This is why I NEED help!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Argh! Takei!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# I think he's winking at you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:48, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# hee hee
I shall click
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Hehehe

I had a cauliflower incident once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# i ate you
(Zoidaroid, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# sexeh tiem

edit: bored of that gif already
edit 2: nice tagging :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Programmer Barbie says
C class is tough
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
# such a tender intimate moment...
thankyou for sharing XD
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Party Spluffer!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Hahaha
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Haha
Fuck him hard:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Room for one more on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)
# i asked myself, what use is a 3d printer
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# None at all by the looks of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# ooo
that's harsh, justified perhaps, but harsh
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# he's a tough crowd
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# but I agree with him
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# They're not all they're cracked up to be... I got one from a bloke down the Pub...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# quietly excellent
that's what this is
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# You have to wear the glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# *puts glasses on* Ahh, this really does c-lens the palate for me when it comes to 3D films.
Just kidding, it's a tired barely functioning gimmick that will die on its feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# XDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# you're asking for it...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# ... Frequently :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Invisible electric toothbrush on the blink again lols.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# ahahaha
mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Nicky nacky nocky noo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# haha...Les had one of those faces you could turn upside down and it'd still look like him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Bit like mine!
Congrats on the FP sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/talk/7431436
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
I know that face
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Knickers, knackers, knockers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)

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